0:00 [Music] so this is um this is an am but I thought it was a very simple one that like I wanted to bring it up cuz it kind of happened to me and I was like oh um so here's here's how it goes this person says my wife demands that I shower at night or says I am not allowed in the bed and I'm disgusting and it's unattractive I sometimes like to shower in the morning when I am already uh because I'm already tired at bedtime time I work in a clean office setting all my dirty articles of clothing are obviously off before I try to go to bed if I was covered in dirt or something I would shower but I'm not and am I the the guy is asking he's asking am I the or is she being controlling cuz he's cuz he's got his thing where he likes to take a shower in the morning and uh because he's tired he
0:52 gets home from work and on like does he sweat a lot yeah does he smell like when he comes to bed I don't so for me I don't never sweat I could do a whole like Quest show and not be sweating at the end I just don't have a sweat thing for some reason but still butth hole Yeah I to my butth hole yeah for some reason like when um but then smack she's really big on like she likes to shower at night she's going to shower a lot she'll probably shower maybe two sometimes three times a day I'll just shower in the morning and I'll be good until the next morning I shower she doesn't like when I come home even if I like change my clothes she doesn't like if I get in the bed like that do you do did you guys end up working that out you guys have a compromise now or you I just take a shower at night too oh okay so you take one in the morning and one at night hate it every time are you like like a little kid like I don't want to go shower I feel like it's unnecessary but I still do it you know just because
1:44 I don't want I don't want to be gross now cuz that's that's how I my gauge is always how much does it affect me how much does it affect them so if if it's like a one out of 10 for me but it's nine out of 10 I'll just do it I don't give ████ that's me I'm just doing it cuz it's like it's easier for me to do that then she can have piece of what if it's 5 five five and I'll probably still just do it it's got to be like it's got be happy life like eight or nine for me to go like do I have to if she's being a real ████ about it I'll be like N I ain't going to take no ████ shower just cuz I'm I'm I'm defiant and I like to put my foot down you know what actually you rather get ring worm actually before I get in bed I'm just going to jump rope for 5 minutes yeah is that I'm G wear a sa suit and then jump rope you know what's funny though like I have to shower now like before it was I didn't give a ████ I would I would skip days and then I
2:35 just knock out right with my clothes on whatever I'm I consistently shower before I sleep Hannah doesn't she doesn't do that all the time but my side of the bed is ████ grimy dudes are nasty dude but I'm the one ████ showering at night well it's like it's like it's like you can see the darkness shut up dud are nasty dude cuz some people have like oily skin like if you take off the sheet if you take off our sheet and you look at our mattress my side is darker and I'm and I take two showers a day yeah oh yeah you're always shower you shower for emails I shed skin I got grease like dude my pillow it's ████ yellow and gross maybe you're showering too much but I'm the one telling Hannah like you ain't going to shower before you
3:25 sleep but then I bet if you smell her side it smells way smells way better than your side do all of you guys shower before bed I personally like to shower before I go to bed both morning and night morning and night I can't dep I have a mix morning guy and it just depends on what I did if I like just worked out yeah sure I came from a rehearsal sure I shower when needed but most of the time I like to shower before go to bed I can't even get to bed unless like I know some people if they like if their feet are a little dirty they walk around the house I need to wash my feet I need everything to be clean before I go but don't you guys feel sticky though when you go into bed what the hell oh that's so true they just opened doors nowk that pizza yep what the ████ dude ████ is this dude ████ crazy bro
4:15 what dude I like how Bart just goes okay thank you what is this attack what is wow what did you get for a you just got that's so that's so cool what what the heck what is this oh no what is this what is what do you mean this guy had a craving was like I can't do this by myself are you are you off the diet hey this one's extra ice they're all extra ice oh okay yum let's go thanks regular sugar 100% thank e that's awesome man thank you I hate this flavor every you want TR oh hey Bart oh hey wow dude thanks man this is crazy guys this is what are the chances dude this is like a pag attack holy ████ way
5:08 better oh my God ████ I don't want to eat this anymore I you say that I just say that are we making it worse by dramatizing it say that so uh showers at night everybody but me what about putting bombs at pagers I mine's uh it depends on the context like if I didn't really do much that day you just did you had a normal normal day maybe I was editing at home it you don't feel scky well I most of the time I shower at night every once in a while I'd be lying if I said yeah every single night I shower at night but if I girls are not as nasty as dudes though cuz like yeah I would let's let's say I shower at 3:00 p.m. right and then like and I'm going to bed at like 10:00 I still feel sticky yep me too I I sleep
5:58 better if I shower at night but I used to never shower and it and it didn't affect me ever no I'd go days I'd be days could it be the location at which you are now living the humidity bro no I I started it here and even in Vegas where I'm dry I think once I started to regularly shower on a daily basis I started getting uncomfortable without it without without yeah so it's like a habit yeah cuz before shower was like I would forget just like brushing my teeth I would forget I just be like I'm tired and I sleep right and then I get up I'm all like oh ████ I should go shower but I could go days without it yeah my sleep isn't even as good if I don't shower yeah I'll think about it I'll think about it B if I don't take a shower and I get in bed I'll like sit and like
6:49 think about like I should probably ████ shower I shouldn't be here I shouldn't be here seriously I should get up and I should go you know Bart's obsession with showering is real when he talks about RIS ing the drill sergeant catching him showering yeah dude that story was hilarious you're willing to risk being smoked even harder and and it's so and so when I was in Korea this recruit is showering sir in Korea it's so also so redundant because you know Korea is like ████ hot yeah especially in the summer and it's humid so when I was in Korea our base where we slept was a mile away from uh where the showers were a mile wait so you shower then you have to you have to walk so then you have to go back to the shower and and it's a makeshift base so the water isn't purified either like there's signs everywhere do not drink the water
7:39 not portable water or whatever so when you're showering you just like keep your mouth shut or if you brush your teeth don't even accidentally swallow the water spit it out damn and so I would like and I work the night shift so I'd go from 9 9:00 p.m. to 9:00 a.m. 9:00 a.m. when I'm done it's technically my time to go sleep so I would walk the mile there shower sweat my ass all all the way back to go to sleep but even doing that still felt better cuz now I have like clean sweat versus like sticky and dirty sweat so I even even that difference I can feel you know um if I didn't shower it's easier for me to sleep in the clothes than to take off my clothes and sleep naked that's why your bed's oh for sure pry comfortable in it that's why your
8:29 bed has The Tint yeah uh no no like if I if I have clothes on it's it's it's like um what do you call it like it's already like kind of drying it out right like when you I can really feel how sticky I am when I'm in some fresh bed sheets or just in my bed without a shower comparing to the um it just feels weird but then like if I just knock out like this I can do it Dam it's almost like you're already acclimated to the dirty in yeah your your sweat is already sticking to it right so it doesn't matter like let's say I worked out in the afternoon let's I finished working out at 600 I took a shower after I was done working out at 6:00 if I was sleeping at 10 I would still have to take another shower cuz that four those four hours I already feel like doesn't feel good so what happens to you like let's say that uh for some reason like we wanted to prank you we
9:19 went on a trip for like 5 days and our our inside mission was to prevent you from showering what would happen to you on the fifth day of not showering I mean I could do it oh nothing would you wouldn't become weird or anything no I could do it no problem um but I might have sneak attack try to shower times where you guys will be like like you might just turn around and I have a gallon of water just going like this he's in the sink really it would go to that I would try to IID try to find a way to shower hey show them your makeshift shower right here oh dude this is for when me and Nick go running during lunch I was like oh you know what we could actually just spray ourselves down with this whole wow this I thought was like a freaking pesticide you thought he was lying he's not so standing there outside spraying each other hey anytime I do something athletic with this dude he's on a mission to be like we got to shower right away we went swimming one time at
10:09 the at the park in monter park right the pool and the lady this we get out of the pool and there's a hose on the side and he's like he's you just got out of a pool he h himself down the lifeguard's like hey you can't be using that you can't shower out here and I think there was a sign or something wasn't there well cuz I think it's a pool I mean the hose is used for their utility not like for the gardener yeah but then so I'm going like this but then the water is coming down me off the sidewalk back into the pool so you can't be doing that wait but they have showers in the locker room but we had to go back to JK NS dude we could yeah it was like it was like we're going to swim and then come to JK also just for the sake but the you could the locker rooms right there and then once I at I lionart uh cleen's gym we we we just finished training and then Bart's like we're about to go to JK he's like you have a shower we don't a shower
11:00 we he rigged the hose on top of the gate I'm good at these things and then he was like I got some towels ready to shower and I made a bar of soap up here too he prepared soap up here he was like hold on hold on hold on you go I key s it I'm telling you this guy is a showering guy for sure he'll find a way he'll find a if there's running water he will guess what I showered he showered like two other dudes shower too but where do you keep honestly where do you keep the bar of soap on Ziploc bag in his backpack D see in your backpack in his ziplock he he's ready if I bring my hygiene back no not all times but if I know I'm going to shower I have a little hygi he has a shower kit dude oh wow Steve told me that he has to have a shower every day every day who Steve he said he has to have shower every day he has to have a shower every day so like camping is kind of cuz I want I was like can we go camping cuz there has to be a shower cuz
11:51 I I've done um so it'll prevent him from doing it won't prevent me from doing things I see I see I see I've done stuff where it's like we were three four Dudes in a ████ van for like 6 days hot so sexy right but the key is don't change your clothes that's when you feel gross really interesting yeah well I mean if you change change your underwear but like if you if you get forested like I mean like if you get fire like if you could get the smell of fire on you I think it makes everything so much better oh yeah the smoke takes away uh regular smells like body odor I won't shower that night if I know I'm washing my sheeps the next morning oh cuz you could wash it all together that's that's logical so I'm like I'll I'm washing my sheets tomorrow so I might as also we never said it but this guy like he's not
12:42 an ████ for not doing it he's just really nice if he is the wife is an ████ for just calling him straight disgusting but he might be though he might we don't know like you know there's might smell there's some people that are really anxious about how they smell the time so they do everything they can to make sure they don't smell and there's some people who just are the complete opposite they should be aware of how they smell yeah they're just like yeah whatever I don't care there's dudes that stink after a shower yeah true like how unfortunate that's tough like they already stank but and then after the shower they're they're like a little stank but like they're still stinky they need a better shower routine they need but some people are just stinky though yeah some people they just cut
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