0:00 find at Fort Lauderdale Hollywood International Airport we hate to beak it to you here all right dude that's enough stopping a firearm in your holiday bird for travel is just a base of time Anthony please don't make me keep doing that good Lord that is that is okay it's pretty stretchy back there this is a this is a cry for help [Music] welcome back to all and Dave nobody nobody says nobody's clams you just gotta believe in yourself and say it hard hey what's up y'all like that part that was a good one that's a sharp shooter thank you no go back to school but I did want to bring in this topic because I know that we're experts when it comes to things like this okay ovulation expert yeah Joe is the sex person the number one sex bird uh a Florida traveler stuffed a gun into a raw
0:51 chicken and tried to bring it on the plane a raw chicken like a whole chicken photo and one of my favorite Parts is uh tsa's response via Instagram with a ████ ton of puns I mean dude the raw chicken's like the biggest giveaway what the ████ are you bringing the raw chicken on the platform I know because they won't even let you do that a gun is more normal yeah you hide it it's something else you can't bring yeah what the ████ that's really funny what happened oh they found the gun that I hid in the bomb yeah it's like they were trying to think about like what this is the size I can give to you right now that's the raw chicken yeah you can see the ████ whole thing oh my God there's a little baggie in there the trigger is exposed do they think that the chicken would hide it in the X-ray so you wouldn't see it it's so good he's
1:41 like don't you see a skeleton that'll be fine does it remind you of those like like those 90s movies where the Hitman is like a butcher in a shop and he has the gun in the chicken and then right at the last second he just pulls it out so good maybe that's who he's trying to the butcher's so paranoid that guy's not a butcher it did work well in Terminator when he had a ████ shotgun in a rose box oh that was false that's fire remember I was shooting he was flicking it special delivery you guys ever see Hot Fuzz yeah yeah but I forgot everybody in that whole village had the shotgun with the roses and like butcher shotgun yeah or uh or or the flute that's a gun A gun in the guitar case what movie was that um Desperado no that s███'s cool was that Antonio Banderas sure was so TSA post
2:33 red flag is it's a rotisserie chicken I know already cooked that's normal it's like oh he's gonna eat on the floor oh he went to Ralph's just bringing it back that does make more sense good deal raw chicken's weird when we came back do you think this guy like bought the raw chicken and made a conscious choice to say this is what we're gonna do or they just happen to have it and they're just like I mean what items can we hide this gun in I guess the chicken yeah maybe it was desperate Desperado Desperado yeah for sure I think it's utility I think he's like I don't want to eat or old rotisserie chicken so I'll wait and then oh I'll have a chicken and I can put my gun inside of it and then I can cook it when I get to my destination it's a twofer is that a carry-on yeah or is that like a check bag it's a curio carry on put on Spirit on Spirit you might have to pay 65 seeing somebody's carry-on being a raw chicken you know how they trick you
3:23 at Spirit So when you buy the ticket right they're like would you like to purchase a personal item or a carry-on or whatever right and they have a picture of a backpack so if you're traveling with a backpack you think you have to pay that extra 20 bucks but you don't because you get one personal item free and the backpack couch is a personal item even on Spirit yes but they try to trick you with that image of a backpack thinking you have to pay for them it just has to fit in the overhead you won't be able to fit uh three tracksuits well we all know Spirits sucks so you shouldn't fold them that many times much ████ because it's fifteen dollars for a flight to Vegas so I mean like but you know what you can fit they'll probably let you do that especially if you crunch the bones so they're malleable the thing that I don't understand is you don't have to smuggle a gun like you could just
4:14 put it on your check check in like you could just put it in your check-in and and you don't have to or maybe maybe that's what they said you could just put in your check-in he's like oh you put in a chicken that's actually good that was actually good here it is I got one I got one I I I usually like ████ you Anthony that was really good that was really good chicken that's my favorite one so far sometimes when you do puns it makes me want to actually like go kill myself but then this one I was like wow this is chicken in the chicken yeah kill yourself a little bit yeah a little Pang of like oh it's time for it he was inevitable here's a lot more puns this is how I go TSA takes these photos and posts it online on their Instagram and they put a lot of puns in this yeah I'm gonna have Steve read them okay so this is their IG
5:04 comment this is their IG comment favorite form of Comedy this already hurts there's a personal foul here the plot chickens as we Barrel our glad you left closer to Thanksgiving because honestly keep going okay for us it's a time to be thankful that our officers are always working around the cluck to keep you safe take for instance this I hate these can you believe it find at Fort Lauderdale Hollywood International Airport we hate to beak it to you here all right dude that's enough stopping a firearm in your holiday bird for travel is just a base of time Anthony please don't make me keep doing this that's my favorite one the base the time that's good Lord that is that is a taste of time okay it's pretty stretchy back there this is a this is a cry for help that's I think Elon should delete these this account Elon should have something
5:55 in there about puns afterwards like it's a danger warning you know the sword is Terrorism first of all guys Elon owns Twitter this is Instagram whatever dude I need a trigger warning before they do pun jokes like that yeah because Anthony's poem was really good I you know what this has been a historic moment how did none of them think of what you thought of that's pretty because they work for TSA they're not for for JK news yeah dude it was either or either go right into TSA or JK news after college right he has been writing the captions yeah that's true TSA worker though like we have TSA fans right and like we have TSA we have a lot of tsas yeah we do I'm not kidding because they'll call they'll call you out but the thing is um you know how TSA can be busy sometimes so like when I was going through I was like yo man my bag is there I haven't been able to grab
6:47 anybody to check my bag in like 20 minutes and then a fan comes out and he goes Joe and I'm like yeah he goes I got you and he left his post and he ████ did his thing for me and I'm like thank God I'm not gonna miss my flight now has this ever happened to you so last night I didn't do a lift and uh the guys like Steve Green and I'm like yeah and he's my he's my Lyft driver right and then I get in the car and then like I'm expecting to talk to this cat right doesn't say a word after that so it's like you go from being like Okay so this guy's like you know a fan or whatever and it's like oh no he just knows me it's like oh no the reviews are in it's like this guy knows me but he's not saying ████ it's like this guy maybe hates me at home or maybe he just read the name on the app Steve Green all right cool come in the app doesn't have
7:38 my name it's crypto King yeah I'm crippling on that I'm Iceman on there no but I was like I was like oh ████ like I think this guy ████ hates me yeah the reviews are in yeah he's all we're gonna take a little more Scenic around I'm gonna take you through all my childhood memories of you yeah yeah you never know does that ever happened to you guys so that was it was it yeah that was it no but I was expecting yeah I know what you're talking about because you think like normally if they say that they follow up with oh so how's Nikki what's up how's Nikki yeah how's Timothy D and ████ like whatever but when they don't say anything and then afterwards in most cases when I ask them like oh uh whatever they go I don't you know I know how you don't like like fans bothering
8:29 so I didn't want to be too rude oh that's kind of cool yeah because we always they gotta say it for it to be cool because we're always roasting how weird fans are like the weird ones right because we you know when we did our grand opening and all that people were just like hey I know like I really want a picture but you don't like that and I'm like what are you talking about I'm talking about the ████ most socially awkward ████ weirdos normally everybody's chill well you're talking about people who are like sneaking photos instead of just coming up and be like let's get a picture yeah like the people that are just they overstay their well like they're just extreme cases hey they're like over here and they're not even talking to JJ's Cafe yeah yeah like really weird cases and they're like oh I don't want to be like one of those people you talk about and I'm like no like I like this I like the normal thing yeah of course yeah the normal ones yeah please come up and say what's up if someone's kind of worried about how they're gonna make their impression they're probably fine
9:20 they're probably like even if you're thinking like that you're probably good if you already think about that then that means that you're considerate yeah I don't care I've always had it's always been I've always had Pleasant times always I love the idea of you going in a lift and then the guy saying Steve Green and then just driving it that's what happened every now and then you see his eyes look at the mirror like that's ████ crazy dude oh it just puts you in your head because you're like wait does he know me from the app but then I'm like look in the app and I'm like it just says Steve like it just says Steve so I'm like this is weird when you're wearing your wound necklace I'm wearing all my wooed out I'm ████ glued from head to toe now I'm just wearing like normal normal Steve ████ like I'm wearing a Colts jersey I don't know man I don't even see normal Steve ████ anymore because every single time I see you in photos even in Vegas with random people with Nikki and stuff you're still fully you're rebranded because the rebrand's on I told you you go Outdoors like that I do yeah it's
10:13 because in Vegas it doesn't matter can walk around like that in Vegas tell you bro the one time I regretted it was the hottest summer I was like God damn what am I doing and then I look at myself in the Miranda I'm like it's kind of worth it but I'm like oh man it's so ████ hot on these things remember there was a actual guy in Vegas wearing that outfit but it was like all Versace or something yeah well there's a lot of those guys it's a look it's a whole thing it's a Vegas thing there's a movement but mine's like the Costco version it's funny you saw those guys on the strip and you're like that's the next look yeah no that's it that's what I'm gonna do yeah it's basically Vegas yeah yeah but like Ellis Island Vegas thank you yeah I kind of want to do the real one yeah the real what the Versace one I like Versace out of all the brands that's like pretentious right that's a little bit like uh what's wrong with
11:03 that where it's like I can't afford it right now no I know but when I get there yeah when you get there but then bumper pay first but then do it yeah okay yeah because that would be kind of a dick it's like how did he get there that should be fun maybe I should cut their pay again so I want to do it oh you know sorry guys you guys I know how I can allocate the funds I come in with Versace that'd be so good thank you Steve for this inspiration we needed to do something for myself honestly um I would love it if you wore tracksuits but then and then cut your pace I would love it you know me I would actually cut your face like afford it I would actually I would always respect the joke always but you know that ████ is Thousands like it's a lot dude they're crazy I was gonna get one that was Dolce Gabbana and it was like ████ three grand I'm like take as much as you ████ need bro I
11:53 was like I spent two grand two wool hoodies I'm a ████ and I got a 25 000 Dragon I should calm down a little bit 25 000 and a tea Dragon yeah this is lit it's also a money pit but we'll find out money hey at least it's on uh the Juno blockchain you guys ever heard of it nope [Laughter] upgraded dude to a new chain there's 15 users on it thanks a lot levona team we're gonna ████ die in the cold I see what you mean I never even got my egg back I know I know I didn't have the heart to tell you I know it's okay I'll give you one I'll give you one we'll research the genome I have plenty of eggs trust me they're worth eight dollars laughs
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