0:00 [Music] What? Where did he grow up? Uh, Hassianda. Yeah, Hassan Heights. He was accused of murder. I don't remember that at all. Well, honestly though, that's a huge like I feel like that's a jail. Is that what you're talking about? Should we have Lawrence come back and do an addendum? Hey, can you come in for one story in high school? We need you to your take on wrongfully. He was framed. He was framed by He was framed by some like, you know, some some gangsters at his high school. What if at the end of the story when he when he tells it here, he's like, "And then I got away with it. I mean, I got away." I mean I mean I mean it was I was exonerated. He goes in the bathroom. Of course I did it. He looks in the mirror internal monologue. He's Who do you think you are? I am. I love that clip. But that's the But have you seen the Jinx? The Jinx? You
0:52 still haven't seen it? The Bob Durst story? Not Fred Durst. What is that? He's the He's from the Durst family. Like of of Limbus. Like Fred Dirk. No, that's Fred. Uh Bob Durst. Yeah, but like his dad. It might be. No, no, no. He was like I guess they're a really rich real estate family in like New York. So they're like money money. Hey, can you hook up me and Mike real quick? Oh, Steve's here. Yeah. Oh, we're recording. This dude went uh he did interview he did an interview with HBO and they were doing a documentary on him and the potential accused murders that he was uh accused of. Yeah. And then he's miked up. He goes in the bathroom. Spoiler alert. This is the finale. And he's like, "Of course you did it, Bob. You did it. Shut the ████ up. That's how they find it." And then he comes back out and he's like, "All right, what's next?" Like, bro, it's like I'm a sick. Why does your
1:42 sound guy look so freaked out? But they got him like talking to himself in the mirror after he told all these. No ████ way. They just like denied everything and he got popped and he went to jail. No ████ way, dude. Can you imagine the producers when that happened? They're like, "We have a ending, dude." Like, dude, that's everything. I'm surprised that's it's such a crazy story. I'm surprised more people haven't heard about it. Yeah, I'm surprised that's I haven't seen a short about it. A short, but watch the Jinx on HBO. It's crazy. Really crazy. Let's see. You might be too far. That is our world though. We shorts and ████ Everything now. I see people condense movies into shorts. I know, man. I wonder if it's going to kill the documentary eventually. Movies into shorts. Full movies. I'm like a one minute
2:32 short. Actually, I actually love watching those YouTube videos of like like this whole movie in 6 minutes. Oh yeah, I've been watching that ████ too. It's ████ brain rot. I like tits, though. Some movies you don't want to waste an hour and a half. It's movies you would have never seen, too. Oh, I don't mind that, though. Those are kind of trailers now. I haven't seen those. Trailers are kind of that. That's the worst. I hate I hate that. But you can be duped on by a trailer. I hate that ████ You watch a trailer and it has like a trailer in front of it like a quick like 8second clip of like Super Cuts and then it goes trailer now. Oh, that's a that's a sizzle. I hate it. Three. Sizzles is tight though. Sizzles. I love sizzle reels. ████ you guys. We should get Black Angus for lunch. Huh? I'm down for Black Angus. What? Black Angus deliver. No. No way. Does Black
3:22 Angus deliver? No, we should get Black Angus. I thought they were still open. I thought you said they have the best steak. I haven't even seen the Black Angus. I don't like Black Angus. Wait, that used to be my dad's like uh birthday spot cuz we would always we would always get Black Angus. Yeah, you get coupons in the mail. Then it' be like his birthday and we had a black Angus in Buart. Not that far. Oh, you got me mistaken, bro. I said Sizzlers. Sizzlers. Yo, that was my death spot. Oh, nice. Mine, too. Scissors was tight. My bad. See if yo, did you see what Sizzler is doing now? What? So, like remember how they were in trouble and they were trying to sell a bunch of like franchises? Yeah, we were going to buy one. Yeah, but big someone bought it and came up with this amazing idea to rather than rather than have to like uh what is it like um renovate all of them and make
4:12 them up to date, they laid into the vintesseness of it, they've designed it way more like MCM ████ we wanted to do. Yeah. Everything looks mad 1970s like to the max. So you go there for the experience of like Sizzlers when you Somebody bought all of the frames. Not all of them, but like a bunch of them are being recconed into that. They're being changed into like almost like time pieces like diner style. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They're like they're like laying into the old ████ they have in there and like just making it nice. I need some of that cheese toast. Dude, that's a pretty dope. That's a good way to like appeal to like a different crowd. Black eggs. Oh, wait. This location's permanently closed. No, it's in the fridge. I got you, host. Get that gay ass truff. Get that ████ out of here, dude. It's only one chili pepper. You sure that's going to be hot enough for you, Steve? But I don't like truffles anything. I'm not bougie
5:02 enough. Yeah. I know. Did you ever eat the hot ones sauce? Like the hottest hot ones? Yeah. It's nothing to My neighbor had it and Yeah. He thought I was going to get smoked. There's some tobacco one. Yeah, I put it on um I put it on cheese all the time. Crazy. He has the craziest spice. I bring it. I bring it. Actually, no. He's like Tony. We had law guys yesterday. Four red packs just like Tony. Wow. Oh, thanks, bro. No, I'm from You hang out with Tony a lot in Vegas. Uh, not a lot. Maybe like three times total. His his schedule is hard to uh um freaking link with mine because his work days are pretty like long too. And he travels a lot with Java. So, he's like on the he's basically like their almost like their dance like team captain kind of with choreography. I don't know what the official title is, but he goes on like all their jobs. He like does a lot of the um content choreography consulting
5:54 and then he does choreography for the like road shows. Who's this? Tony Tran. Hey, I don't think uh Black Angus is going to deliver here. We'll have to go there. Yeah, I guess we'll have to go for Guess we have to go there. That sucks. We'll send Tyler on Uber. Instead of getting Uber Eats, he Uber there. He freaks it back. It's Uber Eats in a way. That's what we need to do. We need a crowdfund for Tyler to get a car. They don't want a car, though. Yeah, that's the new generation, man. New gen, dude. They don't want no car. I want a car. You don't want a ████ car, dude. I feel like you can't give him anything worth a lot of money cuz he'll just convert it to crypto. I want Steve to have a car so we don't have to like pick him up all the time. We will crowdfund. We'll get him a car when we go like Red Rocks and stuff. When we go to take House Day Brazil for Take House Day
6:44 Brazil. That's true. I need a ride. But if I gave you if I gave you an original Action Comics number one, would you turn into crypto? Would you keep it? I'd ████ turn into crypto. ████ I don't trust myself with ████ like that. Like if it if it gets hurt at all, even a little bit scuffed or whatever, you're you're in trouble. Okay. If I gave you a bunch of cards, why you get things dirty quick? No, it's not about me. It's like what if like my ████ cat got in the room and like peed on it or something? You don't have any collectors anything? You know what I mean? I have I have Yeah, I have um Chad got me um um um Ninja Turtles versus Batman in in like a 9.8 CGC 9.8. It's pretty sick. How much? Oh, so it's already like graded and sealed. Oh, that's really cool. In in like hard plastic. Why don't you sell it for crypto? Chad gave it to me. Oh, okay. So, if I gave you ████ Superman number one. All right. Yeah.
7:35 So, I mean nothing. Throw it away. Liquidate it. You have any clothes or stuff? No. I'm the same way like Steve. You sell it for crypto? Nah, I just like I feel like my house is going to get robbed all the time. Yeah. It's easy to I mean I don't know where you live. Yeah. I just feel like my growing up my house got robbed like twice. So I was like, you know what? I'm just not going to keep the two. You know what I mean? Oh, your house got robbed when you were kids. Not while I was there, though. Yeah. Yeah. ████ Did they take a dump in your toilet, too? No, dude. I told you that in confidence, bro. Come on. For real. Yeah. They took a dump, dude. In the in his room. Yeah. Left it. And you know, tell me the details how you found out. So, we come me and my mom went to like Target or something. We come back. This is in Pasadena. This is in Pasadena. And uh we go Can't even tell him the story
8:27 again. I go to my kitchen, my kitchen, my back kitchen door, and there's just the screen door and then a flip-flop just wedged into it. And I'm like, we didn't do that. What the ████ Then we saw the door get like kicked in. And then we saw like we we had on the stove a a fully sealed like Enman's doughnut box, right? It was broke open like a couple rooms. Damn, they were hungry, huh? Damn. My boy was math down and ████ You left it out like Santa cookies though. That's funny. Hey, ever since then, we never got any more ████ enemies. I'll tell you that. Traumatized the brand for you, dude. I was like, "Nope." So, he ate a bunch of donuts or she I don't know. I don't know. They stole like or they or they or they I don't know. Um they stole like a laptop. They stole some ████ from my mom. They were They just stole like
9:18 random ████ ████ And then they took a ████ in my bathroom and they just left it there. Damn, dude. What did they actually steal that was valuable? They stole that went to ████ get Hostess snacks and ████ That was it. Yeah. And he was like, "While I'm here, that's a sweet that's a sweet laptop." And that was like that was everyone's laptop that we use in the house. That was my dad's lap work laptop. That was like my school laptop, you know, like we all used it. That's kind of funny. That was my porn laptop. Yep. Got to be. And I was in like seventh grade or something. Took a ████ and then ate some donuts or ate some donuts and took a ████ I think it was as soon as he entered he was like donuts. That's pretty cool. Opened up fresh pack. Started eating, walking around, seeing what he could steal. And then he's like, "Before I go, one for the road." So it's probably like a
10:08 crackhead that hasn't taken a decent ████ in a toilet. I disagree. Oh, you disagree. I think he came into your house. He's like, "I got to ████ so bad." And he and then he's like he looks around your oh donuts and he refueled. Oh, so the the main objective was the ████ I think he I think he was there to take a ████ You think the poop was uh before immediate? Okay. Yeah, I I could see how you think that. I had to choose the the room for the child and ████ in that toilet. That is so interesting. It was just cuz it was it was I was probably like seventh grade or something, dude. I was in seventh grade. And then uh you know at the time as a kid right the only show I could watch on our TV was uh cuz I couldn't watch TV on week Mattlock was CSI New York with Gary Cise that's good and I was like it was at like 12 a.m. and ████ You watch at
10:58 midnight and I would watch that one. So I was like oh dude they can get some DNA. They're going to catch this guy no time. Get some DNA. Were you like when the cops came? Were you like, "How come you guys not dusting for prints and s███?" Yeah, they they like dusted for prints, but they're like, "Yeah." But did like did your dad or mom ever tell you anything reassuring about like, "Hey, don't be scared that we're going to do this from now on. It'll be fine." No, my mom was like, "It was your ████ dad's. I know who the bed is. It's your ████ dad's friend. I know it's that ████ guy." There's always one of those. Just blamed your dad. My dad's friend. He's like, "I know that guy was bad ████ news. He's this." Oh, like he was casing the joint. He knew you guys were out at Target. That's what she thinks. But she also has no evidence to back this up. She just hates the dude. But what? How? And I get it. Some of my dad's friends, she got DNA. Yeah, she could be ████ right.
11:48 Like it could it could it's a 50/50 for sure. What's up with your dad's friends, though? Why would she think My mom would just always like shady, right? Yeah. Yeah. Well, like the friends he makes through sound editing. No, her his dad Well, well, just through everything, you know? Like my dad's a pretty social dude, you know? So he meets all these random guys and sometimes they're usually they're pretty cool but sometimes like my mom is she's a very particular person. So if you bro if you go if you knock on the door a certain type of way she'll have a problem with it. Oh that kind of Yeah. You know what I mean? Like you you don't acknowledge you can't win her back after that. Yeah. Then she's like this guy's a ████ idiot. Blah blah blah. You know whatever. So like all it took was a couple of her friends being kind of rude maybe and then it's she's like ████ this guy.
12:38 But 20 years later she was kind of right about some of these guys you know like some of them are like so that's why it's like well you know she's not now you know a little bit more now too. Yeah. Exactly. Like when I was a kid it's one thing but as I get older and you look back you're like that guy did what dude? You know this it's just weird. This is weird behavior, but like you find out that guy, he burglarized homes and you're like, h makes sense. He was the ████ bandit. He was the intimid bandit. No, but it was just really interesting hearing all this stuff cuz you know, sometimes you get older, you ask back and and Tiff nowadays when she hangs with my mom, she's always like asking her questions like, "So, what happened here? What happened there?" And then now it's interesting to hear my mom kind of speak on it. And then you're like, "Oh, yeah. Some of my dad's friends were ████ really weird." Shade characters, maybe. Yeah, maybe one of them or
13:28 something. Allegedly. What did you get jacked at your parents house? Oh, man. My uh oldest sister's engagement ring. That's a bad one. Oh, man. Yeah. So, my They took his jerk off laptop. Yeah. That's worse. The first time we got robbed, they took all my mom's ████ rings, too. They they they cleaned us dry the first time. That's why. Second time around they're like, "Yeah, I've been robbed three times. Actually, we got robbed." Yeah. Yeah, we got robbed in Irvine. In Monterey Park. Monterey Park. The house that was really close to here. Mon Park's a big hit. What did they take? They took Oh, they took Bueno's uh grandfather's necklace or something. Gold gold necklace. That's rough. Damn. Cuz like we were I mean we was living together. We was kind of like poor so we didn't really have a lot of really valuable things. But they I mean we came
14:18 back. It was a rainy day. I remember we all left and cuz they were scouting us, you know. It was the day of the first McDonald's campaign. Oh, yeah. We were about to leave to uh No, no, no. Just the campaign the kid just did. Their campaign. Okay. Got it. It was I was about to connect hard. I thought I remember like it was yesterday. That was crazy. You guys were I was about to do that uh campaign with you guys in Irvine and then I stayed to give the police report cuz we were like, "What the hell?" Was that the the biggest thing that got stolen? Did they mess your house up? They like, "Yeah, they smashed in the back uh the back uh patio glass door." They smashed that? Yeah, they broke in through that. It was I just remember it being a rainy day and they came and when we came back, like everything was flipped. Like they were searching quick. Every drawer was turned out like clothes
15:09 was thrown out. You know what's funny? I remember me and you because we used to keep a lot of cash. None of our cash got stolen though. What? It was just Bueno's thing. I remember from all our travels at that time. They only took a necklace and they bounced. Yeah. And we had all this cash that wasn't like crazy hidden at the time. And so we were like, "Oh ████ we're good." All of us like went to check our rooms and we were like, "Oh, dude, we're good. We're good." And then just one roommate comes out. Did Bueno hear you guys dapping and celebrating? Yeah. They didn't take our stuff. [Laughter] I wouldn't even touch Entimmans unless it was the raspberry Danish one. No, we had original, too. Just regular original. Oh, regular. Their chocolate donuts are pretty fire. They are. But the the d the raspberry danish with the the the icing stripes all over it. Oh, that one's good, too. Did you get any of your stuff stolen uh when they robbed your house, your family home? No. None of your things. What did they take? Just
16:02 jewelry from my parents house. was always jewelry and then um the only one that I like really remember is my sister's engagement ring cuz that was like that was the one that was like the traumatizing. Yeah, that's the dagger. Where was she? That sucks. Uh without a ring. It's kind of that's kind of wild. So after the after the robberies, neither of your families did anything to like upgrade security? Um ████ Well, my my home home was never robbed. Only my parents dry cleaners was robbed. The dry cleaners got robbed. Yeah. I told story here once before like I was a kid, so I used to like sleep on the spot under, you know, the the machine that like holds all the hanger clothes. Yeah. Right. So, there's this like area where we would just have this little sleeping bags where me and my sister would just pass out cuz we were always staying there as kids working our
16:53 asses off. Um, and then one day, uh, apparently, well, all I just remembered is a customer come in cuz there's that that ringer in the front that it's like a chime. And then she's like, "Oh my god." And then my mom was like frozen by the cashier. And then what I found out was somebody came in through the back entrance where my dad parked the car to like do deliveries and loads and stuff. And somebody came in and either I don't know if it was a gun or a knife or something, definitely held something on her back. And so my mom had to just open the cashier and take all the cash out and give it to the guy and then he like ran out the back. So scary. Now I feel like the cops are so like desensitized or like they just know that you know when they like know a case can't be like done so they just go through due process 100%. They just go through they just write the information. They're doing like the ████ fingerprint stuff but like what are you really going to find and they're just
17:43 trying to be like yeah like realistically it's going to be very difficult to catch this guy blah blah blah. How you guys know that the Monterey Park house was being cased? Uh well, there were other uh people in like the our email threads um that were like just getting emails like these things are happening. And then uh I just again I again you you can you can correct me if I'm wrong, but during that time too I think um maybe we were like the loud neighbors that were throwing parties like at that house. So we just kind of kept on like it was kind of visible when our cars were there or like when everybody was gone. It was quiet during the day. So, I'm just guessing that it was it just seemed like an easy car. You had an email thread with your neighbors. Yeah, it was like the neighborhood watch. Oh, that's cool. Yeah, we have that. Before Ring, you guys just had a big email that you would But you know what? That's We never actually responded that cuz we were just freaking delinquents at the time. But,
18:35 um, now that I think about it, it was cuz the officer that came to our house told us that it happens a lot in our neighborhood. Oh. Oh, just in general. I see. Like Asian neighborhoods, that's where they go get them cuz they know they got cash in there. Are you guys on the app yet? The neighborhood app? Yeah. Yeah. Have you seen the the lady in there who wants to empty the lakes and put a pickle ball court in for her kids? Yeah. I We Smack thought that was a joke. This is the dumbest ████ I've ever seen. You know that there's a lakes in our community. Some lady wants to drain the lake for one pickle ball court for a pickle ball court so her kids can play pickle ball. There's like four lakes. This is one another reason I hate kids is 101. It's like you think, oh, you get a pickle ball court just for your kids. You have s█████ little kids and need to play pickle ball. Drain. You have to empty the lakes for that. Our beautiful That's pretty expensive. Yeah, the lady is a psycho. Did anyone respond to her like she's she's a um I wanted
19:26 to. Nikki wouldn't let me have the app. She she won't let me have the app cuz you would like cause trouble. I'd be in there ████ But I thought you guys like wrecking ball, brother. I thought you guys actually did a hostile takeover of the HOA. Oh, yeah. But we didn't do that with the app. We did that in person. Hostile takeover. It's Steve's HA. A mutiny. Yeah. Wait, so you guys have you have a community? Yeah, we had a guy removed who sucks. But yeah, we're talking about a community app. That's different. Yeah, it's different. And it's just a lady who lives in our community who's complaining who's like like let's empty the legs and put a pickle ball court. It's like they can't find one place to have a pickle ball court. Doesn't take up that much. Now I know why rich people want big ass mansions that are like far away from other neighbors. Yeah, exactly. People are nuts. We had an email thing with the neighborhood when I lived in Hollywood. And then that's how I realized like when you look at the emails, I was like, "Oh, dude, what the heck? That's who lives in
20:17 these areas?" Cuz that day that my car I was I parked my car on the street one day and some person like smashed into it and drove off. Oh, damn. And I was like, "Dang, I couldn't get the plate." So, I went door to door like seeing if other people's cameras got it. And then a neighbor like three houses down to the right um I like hit the intercom. I was like, "Hey, man. My car got smashed. like I don't know if you have like a camera thing and he was like we're just talking through intercom and he's like yeah give me your uh email if it's at this time. I actually did get an angle and he emailed it to me and it was the email was uh Adam Divine you know the dude from uh Pitch Perfect. What the heck? So him and his wife Khloe I forgot Khloe Bridges they lived three houses down the whole time. So random I had no idea and he's like so nice and he Red's house. Yeah. Can you come on JK? Yeah. Hey, can we get him on? Hey, can you come join my show? He'll appear as in
21:08 intercom. I didn't actually meet him, but I just thought it was crazy. I'm like, whoa, that dude was very nice to me. At the place me and Nikki had when we got engaged, like um we lived right by the Brady Bunch house, and we didn't even realize it for like That's so sick. I love that house. We were right by it. Like, like, and then once we realized it, we kept walking. You never saw people taking photos in front of it? Uh I didn't walk that way. Oh, you know what I mean? Where is it? It's like on uh in Studio City. Oh, yeah. It was at my old place. You Oh, near there. No, I don't think you've been to that place. Never mind. I've been to the Van Nice place. It was the place before that. You know what's really sad though? In that email thing, I couldn't be on it no more because it's such a weird thing. All the houses there are like obviously like multi-million dollar homes. But whenever an incident happens, let's say someone gets a breakin, there's a crackhead trying to like enter a house, the
21:58 response from everybody is the complete opposite of what you'd expect. No supports like you deserved it. You should have No, everybody's like, "Don't call the cops. Let's get him some help." It's that type of ████ Oh, I thought it was like, "Don't call the cops. We're going to ████ do this as a neighborhood." It's like It's like I tried to give him a blanket, but he seemed feral. Can anyone come help me? It's It's he tried to fight me. It's the complete opposite. And these are like the richest people. Yeah. But they're never like They're never like, "Oh, like get this guy out of here." They're like, "We need to like help him. Kennedy, does anyone have a spare like whatever? Like spare bedroom. It's crazy. That's wild. So like I'm the guy that's chasing people down the street or whatever. Those are the virtue signalers cuz they're like so wealthy that they feel guilty. Yeah. Yeah, man. And they're getting their houses legitimately
22:48 robbed. Like there's people in their homes taking ████ and they're not they're still not responding in the way of like people in his home taking s████. Yeah. Maybe maybe it's not that bad. In San Francisco, they take a ████ in the street and the soft-hearted neighbor residents there are just like, "We need an app to we can track where the ████ is. We don't we don't want to step in it." Yeah, that's funny. Insane. I'm about to go up. I can't wait to go check out those streets and use that app. See if it actually works. Yeah. Let us know how it is. Hey, there's s███'s in China, too. I bet. Oh, I bet. We don't talk about China here. We don't talk about China like that yet. Dave return.
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