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The Weirdest Plug We Have

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0:00 I want a deep sea plug that sounds fun like someone with a boat a boat and fishing stuff dude let's I want to go deep SE fishing I want a free [Laughter] [Music] boat welcome back to a very intoxicated episode of careful boys where today we have all the boys with us intoxicated with water bring it bring us this is actually something I want to know cuz I love knowing about these things but let's let's go through um what is your weirdest plug what do you mean weirdest plug plug oh like your hookup you got a hookup that's weird for some things like if I was to be like hey I need a neck brace I know a guy he got all the best neck bra just like weird ████ who do you know that can hook you up with something unusual or different

0:52 or anything at all I know a guy could hook you up with like a bunch of pain meds and like strippies and stuff yeah that's actually kind of I know a guy that can get scrubbed background information on anybody I want information on scrub the background information is really I know a guy who can scrub background information that that does better so he's the anti that guy yeah on top I know a guy who can scrub backs oh back scratchers okay all I know a guy who can get on the dark web and he can get you CP oh je why would you want that my D like what CP what would you do on the dark wh oh ████ Jesus chutes oh what the come on dude they're hot commod touching your fingers you

1:43 know how like it I just I thought of this because I remember that one time that I was looking at those like imagine announcing that I remember looking at those little Japanese Vans and then you were like I know a guy that can get you that he Imports them and I'm like why for the I KN I know two guys that can do that one in Hawaii one in California it's so weird that's pretty cool now that you ask me this question I don't think I have that many plugs I think when you really think about it there's some like like you got a chocolate plug you don't really realize it you know what I mean like there's things that you don't think of until me nose strips yeah got a nose strip there you go we got a nose strip guy we got Brees Brees is there it's so weird like and I think most like the average person doesn't tend to have those things I got a creatine guy same I got same guy ████ a creatine and are you talking about like you could get it for yourself or you could pass it

2:34 around to that you can well either way something that you have access to at a lower price point than the average consumer because you know the person oh rims or you are the person rims wait you can get rims since College part shout outs to relation race wheels he gave me the wheels on my Silverado tight what the heck I want Wheels I got a wag you plug wag you plug wag you why do you have how do you have a wagy plug is it Costco yeah how come we don't how come we're sitting here eating slop I to be honest I ate so much I can't eat it anymore oh I'm sorry I'm that way lob my friend puked from it we ate it for like seven days test us test get it one time bro after two days I think you be out I want to throw up wagy I want Waggy problem I did yeah I got so sick of wag you sorry I

3:26 want to say that can you still get wagu yeah if you guys want it yeah okay yes no no I'm P I didn't know no I didn't I'll bring my small Grill dud I didn't know you guys actually liked it that much I'm eating Yos shoya dreaming of wag I love to have it's fake rag I got two really weird plugs let me know if you guys want it cuz my ████ garage is full of these yes one is prime the ████ the prime drink they sent you some every month I get like a Pet's worth no way every flavor that you could think if you go to my house a hyped or what no cuz we don't even really drink it that much and I just have it is it that what didn't it like get scrutinized is not actually having it it's it's really not that hydrating yeah it's not that hydrating but it does taste bomb but does it actually make you hype no there's no caffeine in it do you like drink

4:16 it it's I'm going pick some up it's like a lower volume of Gatorade a ████ ton do you drink it and start voting for Trump maybe the red white and blue one no so I have Prime and then uh truff sauce I have boxes TR sauce I'll buy some trce oh bring some I like it with B every month I get a giant box full all I'm saying is Tru sauce Prime and wagu could be here right now we never had it I'll bring I'll bring both I'll bring both the wagu is not free okay his is free yeah mine's free I'll so mine mine is a good deal but it's not free he's your plug your our plug so it's free wait what is the plug what's the plug you get for wagu is there like a what's he's like full price 10% on you just got to go to Costco and you get it what wait what is that I don't know what the percentage is but I think I was raised too trash to like truffles in yeah I

5:06 don't like truffles in some instances I think Tru sauce is B I heard Tru sauce is really good wait what do you mean you heard you have cases you don't know busted it over I'm a ████ so it doesn't fit as Macar I'm a ████ robot so like this is how stupid I am if my life robots are smart no so I'm so routine that like this could be like a uh like let's say this could be a Rolex but if my daily thing is I put on my G-Shock right now I could walk by the Rolex and I'll just never use it in my house like I'm very very routine so I have boxes of it but since no one put it in the fridge for me I go to the same exact put the Rox in the fridge all never try the Tru I'm going to come pick it up yeah I a ████ it some of them might even be expired cuz I have so much I'm going to pick up the non-expired ones I don't even know what that is

5:56 truff sauce I never had it I always want to try it it's hot sauce with with truffle like flavoring it and it's actually really good macro friendly too it's it's to me no it's not super spicy but it's very very tasty maybe I should start tasting it no no don't taste it let me have it I'm taste it can you taste the expired one first no you got to keep your expectations low so that if you want more it becomes better when he comes to pick up the TRU sauce can you have taica with a with a K not welcome sign is that face so please do that that's probably my two like most deepest plugs because we get them all the time oh and Alani energy drinks shout outs to Hayden and ktie Hearn I like their stuff but we always get ████ every new flavor that comes out are they the same company that does like the protein yeah they have a whole line have you promoted Prime ever no I didn't think you did yeah I never I wonder why they you you

6:46 said you don't even know why I think I just got on someone's PR list and it just keeps coming so your your garage is basically Costco for me I'm showing up keep coming every month I have a ████ ton of Alani and Prime and truff you better share that with those Anthony Le bring some next you bring it in you bring it when you move to Vegas dude look Croy sends me a Nikki ████ every month really do you have an abundance though we have no we drink it but we but I have a bunch I have a bunch of boxes of it and they send us a bunch of inflatable pool that are that are shaped like lroy cans and they sent us lacroy Christmas trees every year they like little mini Christmas trees with like little mini Christmas L Cory Villages and ████ and so we use that to decorate our house diaramas and stuff yeah it's ████ sick that's pretty cool yeah Lor is dope I think it's nice to have uh medical plugs like cuz of my family the dentist plug right yeah we got we got

7:37 dentists in the family we have we I could get x-rays for fun you see see what my dick bone looks like oh hell yeah dude I wish I had a doctor plug Str yourself hard and take a picture yeah that I could just ask them like real questions and they can just reply instead of like some people they try to stay safe cuz they don't know if they're going to sue you you're going to sue them or whatever I got a I got a veterinarian on call anytime Vetinarian that's a good one that's it's my hot sister oh ████ your hot sister's a vet my hot sister AET does she know anything about pugs uh she knows what they are what what's that what state does she live she lives in she's about to live in New York soon so I have to kiss her goodbye e ████ sick dude Little P remember that when you could freaking ride any Harley you wanted they would switch it out that's a stupid plug that's such a sick that's your dumbest plug and we're so dumb that we're honest

8:31 they like hey we actually don't ride this can we turn it I could have just extended that indefinitely yeah that is where but then we closed the plug we closed the plug you shut the door you Slamm the door in their ████ face I I got to ride it that was fun barol and I dropped it you're definitely the T800 dude you're not the T1000 T100 you're the old m d the one from the scrap Heap that they put together and sent back to save John ████ R2-D2 dude no he's 3PO worth I might actually have an Indian plug too what do you mean you just get Indian stuff Oh I thought you you just get Indians remember Indian wa you just get Nan we had an Indian Park uh yeah Indian parked in our our garage too some mango Lassie every month meet my nun guy I

9:21 have a semi-tracked Indian man that will come to your house you for Indian Motorcycles really yeah we had a remember the other Vegas house had an Indian Motorcycle parked in the garage was that the one I drop those are sick may you drop I dropped the Indian not the Harley wait so you still have that plug you can get discounts I haven't talked him in a while I think Indians are cooler than Harley's honestly they are way cooler they're way more they're way less pretentious exactly yeah I want a motorcycle that's a straight man's bike are really those gay undertones I could get free Jiu-Jitsu lessons at lion har I don't know that's a good hey can we consider you a jiujitsu plug yeah I think so or would you or would like when we refer you you're like no you got paay I'm like I no here's the membership dog here's the membership I slide the prices over to guys what up guys thank you for watching us for so long if you like what we do please support our patreon Joe tell them what we have to offer so every week you

10:11 get two videos one never relased director's cut and another one too hot for YouTube patreon only every freaking week you get that and you get access to our Discord where you can come chat with us and ask us questions that become episodes here cuz we're going to answer them and we're going to take it seriously and we want to give you the responses that you want so come stay connected with us join our patreon click the description below for full details I can get a log that turns into mushrooms eventually hey should talk mushrooms yeah I got I got a m I used to have that plug it's the 10 minute Mark let's go over what kind of plug we are to each other oh okay cuz that we got a ████ gym gym gym two gyms supplements apparel 100% I got so much clothes and workouts

11:01 from barbell the best shorts ever I got from bar pow shoes cars what else do I sell um you never gave us no shoes watches I Cobble them you don't give us shoes dud yeah they sold out oh s█████ dance lessons s█████ dance lesson kin aesthetic you you will you gave us clothes and toys was K just gear yeah what else can you I'll give you guys noodles you put them in the wall and put them in the trash can hey I ate mine thank you yeah I did I did a K's dance class for for 9 months thank thank you dude this sick that's amazing you want this you want this Ambassador out there the on the streets dude the fact that he got mad and said you put the kjas in the wall the wall the w we got we got matcha

11:51 and Boba matcha Boba oh yeah yeah we got June be wait does that mean we can go to the roll in Heights June be yeah yeah what kind what do I say what do I say to them like do you know who I am they don't know who I am smoke smoke ins D be an ████ take a screenshot of JK video and be like or if he just saw in the house I believe if he go there and he text me or Joe it's like old ass Julia's in it the whole order will get taken care of I'd rather pay for it wait say it again if you go there just text me or Joe and then we can get the whole order taking care of are you guys serious can I cater for homeless people give it out to hus brother thanks guys y see you come and get it hey do you want some Chie nah can I smoke

12:41 it what's this green ████ wait that's crazy I've gone there a lot i' I went to the Princeton one more than I've been in the I was there every day for like five days UCLA one was popping hey but you know what I would say Jun be Rolling Heights one I don't know how they'd be selling out of the uh rice balls at like midday really yeah that's my favorite thing to get I come in there they they don't have them any of them they just don't they're all out they just never have them wow they probably like run out of the balls they have to make the rice and it's not making it quick enough they're pretty popular you sound like the owner sound like you know what the operations are it sounds like a ████ know all right business guy jeez so would you you uh can we get free trading from you absolutely yeah right I always

13:31 invite your little ████ asses dude W Who whoo wo I show up TR from Nick so I think Nick is my training plug oh I got a weird ass plug marble if you guys need marble countertops or whatever he's like a big fan the guy that did your wall yeah but for you you're like 50% off it's still like $6 million it'd be super down he'd be he he'd be super down to like work out a deal some have automatic blind guy that's what I need I had a Toyota plug well I have a Toyota plug you have Toyota plug like you get it for a discount well the dealership doesn't charge uh like above the you know sticker price or whatever you call it oh wow oh so you're getting it at like wholesale so you're not getting a deal on it you're getting full price regular well they're not there's no dealer there's no dealer markup you're not you just get Bas you can't get it

14:22 less cuz that's yeah there's a there's a some people can get the employee pricing which is crazy that's see that's a plug but I think I think they usually save that for I think they save that for themselves they'll burn it Honda Civic Honda in uh Vegas this cat was a JK fan and after I paid full ████ price he's like hey dude I didn't even know it was you holy ████ let me know next time I'll take care of it and I was like oh ████ you no no he's cool but next time that's that's my that's my point I got one of the uh Apple employee plugs what I what what what cut was that look like like 50% off 20% off so they have like a certain amount that they can get at like a certain discount every year so as long as you utilize that um before they utilize too much of it for their own friends and family then you get a better deal and they have to order on their own card and you have to pay them back so you can't company expense it oh they have to like buy it under their name

15:13 yeah I've got a a Disney plug um because my sister-in-law like works for Disney corporate and stuff like season pass Parks no no but like basically like they either like the complimentary tickets every now and then or just getting signed in with them what does signed in with them mean like whenever they go or whenever we want to go they'll like take their family and then we just go in for free can we be your family cuz GI and ta love Disney I would need a few family members I got the tailor made plug which is same thing yeah golf you have a tailor made plug the ████ dude what the heck did you never said that you don't brag about things why don't you brag oh I got a fitness equipment plug if you guys need to build Home Gyms or whatever you never mentioned this I've literally told you about told you a thousand times half off so we pay $4 million how is he ever going to get stronger than me if he

16:03 doesn't lift as much as me you never told me you had a plug you you told me I said which what's cool spot you're like go to Rogue but it's really expensive no I'm pretty sure i' i' so I have a a shout out to Griffin Fitness I that's the black squat rack in my gym and it's really really really good I use it all the time what's the what's the plug you is it free or is it a discount they they'll work out some sort of promo with you if you like go they don't go he's a dancer he's not one of our demographics no I don't think so sorry this is not for pop walking this isn't for wiggling around this is for real lifting oh here's a plug here's a plug that all of you guys have I think I told you about this before if you go to Anaheim packing you know that food that food Hall yeah I was just there yeah so if you when you go to the entrance right and you look straight this way over the hole in the ground basically you're to the left is going to be um mini monster

16:55 Boba and on the right is going to be zabon uh zabon Ro in rolls both of those are JK fans no way and they will hook you up that's sick last time I went there they were closed they saw you coming they did close we're like you guys open they're like no we're closed got the to Tokyo Fried Chicken plug wait what yeah Tokyo fried chick downtown you know the owner yeahi in put his big dick on the table my roommate Rob the the chef rob you know Chef Rob he used to beat the the assistant chef at token Fried Chicken mon Park so when we lived together he was that's why we ate there all the time that's crazy I didn't know this why do you also have Anonymous plugs cuz sometimes those are crazy what's Anonymous PL so austeria F fiorella at Red Rock the Italian restaurant oh yeah yeah I don't know how this happened but I think someone put me on a special list cuz every time I go if

17:48 I just order one or two things with Gio we'll get this is from the chef that happened to me three extra plates every single time and I'm like and I'm like what but this is it's not even on the menu it's ████ you think they just know that you guys are influencers probably I don't know but it's every single time though never even talk to us let me go with you let me go with you let me go with you double date thanks I always just let me go with you double date I feel like I always got to return the favor so it cost $8 million when he goes I never going we go to Red Rock together all the time we don't that's a lie load us ofam ████ that's when we talked about Joe being the gayest member with Nikki and Nina I forgot that's true so other than like me being able to provide you with set building music editing I can also give you an emergency haircut if you ever need it wait you do that or you're going to get subing to come through it no I can do it oh we super good did you cut

18:38 your own hair yeah I always cut my own hair hey for for for a video can can I just sit here and just cut my hair while we're talking about some nonsense that'd be tight that's pretty clean we have to mute out the what style do you use do you fade from here or you use the different clips and then you do a different line I can do it either way you can do different clips or can you give me fade why'd you laugh in the last couple of minutes what I want to do is ask the power of our fans if we have other plugs that we're looking for right now there we go they can reach out to us I'll go first yeah a cigar plug oo oh that's what you you're making request I I want a cigar plug because like yeah I could order some online but right now they banned um I can't order cigars in in in Hawaii okay like you used to be able to get it online but you can't get it on the mail you can't get in the they banned it so I got to buy them here here

19:29 and then ████ go but I like having a plug for it because I could place a order and then they'll probably check the quality for me and ████ and Cubans but yeah all I'm saying is Cubans I'm Adidas plug for real Adidas yeah how much of a employee what is that like 50% off I think 40 that's good that's as long as it's on the website we had a rebok one going to start wearing it remember yeah the fan gave us his employee code I was ████ shopping dude sometimes I have sometimes 50% off dude you want to do you want to know a crazy A crazy plug I used to have that was really crazy like I forgot about this till this moment what uh do you guys know who Victoria Azarenka is no she was a like she was one of the top ranked pro tennis in women's she was actually beating Serena at one point wow

20:19 uh so there was a point where her and red Fu were dating and then she was a sponsored Nike athlete she would hand me her phone and be like whatever you want and she would put on the Nike side and I could just order anything wow I thought she gave you the Uber Eats and you just like Del Taco ████ how do you po what you what did you politely order cuz I know you're polite I politely ordered one custom uh Nike uh spazi or whatever the heck it's called ████ spiz you did the Nike ID one where you did all the different colors yeah where you can just make your own I made my own Spizike and that was what that is a type of shoe yeah it was like it was like I think it's a type of dunk I don't know how much does that cost 300 something I think at the time I would like to request anything golf related as a plug you got a tailor made one don't you but that's not like courses and stuff we got the thingy yeah monter Park yeah we got that plug but still you trying to go

21:09 marago that's not that's not 18 hole you know what I mean Mar you want to go Maro Maro plug anything free Trump gear I'm into anything in Vegas any plugs in Vegas I would love to have a free gun any gun plug wow that's gun plug is I'm don't already have one I we have we have some fans that do gun like smithing so oh do you want to do this I'll hook you up but I want gun I want like a the gun brand that's like Remington or yeah yeah that'll be tight we dude like one of those like big ████ plastic asses that you can ████ we have a Kazumi you think she'll give us a discount on her her own on her own hey Kazumi uh can you send us some fleshlights of yours she she's the type

22:01 that would just give youever she's great like hey can we just get six and then can you just label them for each of us sign it dude I really I really hope someone out there is a auto paint plug oh that's so helpful paint and body paint and body is like hard to find man yeah and it's hard to find a real proper plug because you can't your plug can't be the guy that does it it has to be the guy that pays the guy that does it I used to have one in monre park but he sold it and he was so good and AC guy since I lost my Russian guy I got AC guy yeah but is it a plug it is yeah he will do a legal ████ for you this guyol he'll give you the freeon that's the ████ from the 70s yeah ████ the stuff that the stuff that they have to put it in a ████ bag so that the other AC guys don't see them using it they they get they get rewarded for ratting each other out cuz it lasts too long cuz it's they

22:51 got banned cuz it lasts too long and it's like toxic for the environment some ████ yeah he helped me Wales or some ████ he helped me out with my studio cuz the studio has old AC and and what they do is they try to ████ you over by going oh you ran to this place is all AC sorry you can't refill you have to get us a new system M so this dude he can get the old Freon 22 and he brought it over his hidden tank and I'm down for any other electronics plug I like Electronics Best Buy smart home stuff you know what I mean really into it I have a restaurant plug that I can't talk about on camera but I'll tell you guys about I want a deep sea plug that sounds fun like someone with a boat a boat and fishing stuff dude I want to go deep sea fishing I want a free boat F I would like a free boat and a Macbook oh yeah a Macbook too I need a plane I got a plane

23:43 plug not for free but he'll take me all right you know it' be pretty sick I got a helicopter ride plug in Vegas really yeah that's tired sister-in-law all right I you guys are just brg doing it I wish that we could get a this is really legal but if we could get a plug in the the DMV oh baby stop there cuz I know where you're going wait IRS plug ooh that please or Ed plug BBD Ed BBC plug a bet plug an N L plug oh yeah it's my favorite European Channel well yeah comment below guys if you are a plug of something and you are willing to extend your services or actually DM the DM the JK IG yeah I know everyone who puts in the comments and our favorite ones we're

24:34 going to indirectly promote in a great way yeah and we don't want your only fans probably unless whoa probably um we want them probably we want to screen them we know all your links illegal movie sites send those to your boy I've been trying to watch the bear for a really long time

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