0:00 and then during the training that's when they encouraged bunk buddies they wanted their sexual experience romantic experience all that stuff to be between boys but what if you weren't gay yeah what do you do I don't know man they probably just kind of girl you have to like act gay I think you have to pretend you're gay I don't know so you have to like lisp all your words and stuff like that you have to wear a cape and eat hot dogs very slowly this is Sparta [Music] so Vladimir Putin has a very interesting conspiracy theory I like Putin a lot yeah what do you like about a uh um next question not Steve's mine I can't say why is it physical no no because like oh he rides horses
0:50 no I just thought that it was funny that uh he was once a KGB member and he became their president KGB is like our CIA yeah oh is it is that funny or is that scary yeah what a coincidence so Putin it's a physical so Putin has an advisor who claims that the United States is using brainwashing to make gay Ukrainian super soldiers yeah because gay soldiers are super yeah those are superior like we've talked about here on this very show the Ukraine's military he believes will become unified through gay sex just like the Greek Spartans oh yeah who believes that Putin does yeah you're gonna have you're gonna be in the Foxhole with your
1:40 brother and that's not your brother that's your lover as well so why don't he make a gay super soldier because it's gay oh oh yeah they don't allow that in the Russia they don't have gay people in Russia as Putin said remember who's leaking this information um is he just on Twitter just like rattling off something how do you find how do you find these perfect questions every time that he has no answers this is Sergey marzov who is Sergey it's mostly for Joe one of Putin's advisors you say he's a a military advisor and he said all this on Russian State TV he says military theorists and historians know which army in Greece was the strongest remember the Spartans they were unified by a homosexual Brotherhood I told you guys wait how did they find that fact by the way how did they know they found soldiers condoms [Laughter] Soldier skeletons they died in that
2:32 position and then they were like yeah in the head and cross they had hands like this too just in death some guys were like this well they found it in the tablets like the training manual how did they how did they know that that guy wasn't just ████ around the Spartans are big pranksters hilarious they love that kind of humor he's like what's the one thing Spartans are he's like gay oh that'd be funny to depict Ed dude that was like uh it's kind of like socialism like the way that the Spartans or the Greeks ran their ████ because the Spartans were like you're when you're a child you're the you're you're like a property of the state you're not a property of your parents you're like we're children right like children of War yeah like well for one you know like in the movie 300 when they had a
3:23 deformed baby they just throw your ████ ass away like as soon as you're born they check for defects and if you're fine they keep you right and you can at a up until a certain age you are with your mom but then immediately um they take you to like boot camp uh when you're a certain age as a boy and then from that fight a wolf it is still go get you don't fight a wolf but you go into the Wilderness you can't you have to sleep in the forest and then um that's why it's called the ago gay you got a A goat you gotta hey go gay oh that's where it comes from oh that's cool and um they don't feed you you have to steal food huh really so they so like you just have to people know like oh there's gonna be kids running around town ████ jacking food and stuff they know that right and on your graduation you gotta kill a Slave
4:13 yeah damn because the uh and the slave is straight the reason why Spartans are such a War culture is because they Enslaved the helots they're like a neighboring tribe they enslaved their whole group the difference between them and the Athenians Athenians would take on different crews out there tribes and then they would let them become citizens so they had a Multicultural Society whereas Spartans were like we're Spartans you guys are he Lots or whatever we got you you guys are slaves and then they so those people worked their Farms all that stuff and then um when they when the kid was ready to like be of age and graduate they had to go out into the field for his graduation he had to find one and kill him wow yeah poor guy was just farming just farming and out of nowhere boom yep by a small child
5:03 certain small gay child dude yeah and during the training that's when they encouraged bunk buddies they wanted their sexual experience romantic experience all that stuff to be between boys but what if you weren't gay yeah what happened what do you do I don't know man they probably just kind of girl you have to like act gay I think you have to pretend you're gay I don't know so you have to like list all your words and stuff like that you have to wear a cape yeah and eat hot dogs very slowly this is Sparta imagine if there's like a different language and it's just as gay but when you watch that 300 movie you're like oh I've never seen this version before if you used a certain like certain amount of syllables when I was in Middle School you were gay a certain amount like too many like three plus using like pretty big words like if you said like Cornucopia is that gay what sounds yeah yeah you say I don't know
5:54 how the Spartans were able to jab their Spears with the limp wrist though like I don't know what okay dudes are buff dude they are good hygiene and they're hella fit dude that's where Circus ladies are gay does it say does it say anywhere in the manual or anything that like what the gay behaviors look like for Spartans did they was that anything like ours I don't know what if they were just like if you the more manly or you were back then that was considered gay like the more like brutish you were more super gay so it makes sense Mark's not even that brutish dude that's true man Greeks thought little dicks were hot really big dicks were like that's like animal like you're like that's animals brute animal small dicks are beautiful I think so too
6:45 what was this topic about a neuro linguistic programming Anthony it's about it's about it's about Ukrainian gay soldiers gay super soldiers yeah because they love each other so much they're not gonna stop I mean this is part of by the way this is just part of like wartime propaganda you paint your enemy in such a way that you don't see them as human beings so that when your soldiers are on the battlefield they're like they're gay you can kill them exactly that's what Russia Russian soldiers and Russians like through what we've seen like with Putin saying gays don't exist and ████ and like I think that they just made gay such a thing that it's like if the soldiers are pissed about all this stuff and they already hate you because you're Ukrainian ████ now we're dehumanizing the ████ out of you and then they're gonna make gay super soldiers but it's backfiring right because then the Russians are going into like the front lines and they're seeing like Ukrainian soldiers like loving each other and then they're like just like oh my God it's
7:36 love they're overwhelmed with love they're overwhelmed with they just ████ flowers and rainbows and like just Aura and music that's just a Michael Jackson music video that's sick though yeah I could see what you're saying now though with the fact that like when you have two countries like this fighting when they they have so many commonalities you have to find something that really sets them apart wedge issue you need something that wedges people apart right and we do it all time we did it to the Iraqis right I feel like it used to be so much easier to to be racist and hate other countries back then back then it was easy right now I don't think it's that easy I think you could be racist on accident now well no I think it's easier to be racist and hate your own country yeah yeah that's like that's the crazy you can be racist because you use the wrong emoji oh that's true yeah what isn't it harder for armies all over the world to recruit now and it's also harder for them to get their soldiers to go out and
8:27 kill and stuff I don't know about other countries but U.S is having a problem obviously Ukraine's having a problem they keep on having to open up I think everyone hates their own country these days because Russia is having a recruitment problem and so is China so it's all a lot of countries a lot of countries are having recruitment they're surprises I heard they're they're on an up and up oh yeah they're they're on the rise I think Isis got destroyed I think the Taliban is gonna up and up though all right that was completely it all gets renamed it all gets moved and renewed but yeah no dehumanizing your enemy is the the name of the game really and we yeah we did the Iraqis right we had this little girl come out yeah what happened with that we had a little girl come out like in the in for the first Gulf War and she's testified like under oath or whatever that Iraqis were taking babies and put out of incubators and murdering them and it wasn't true at all of who's incubators their own oh yeah
9:17 yeah so like babies that were born who were not malnourished or whatever they were Iraqis were just removing them from incubators and dropping them on the ground and this is all done to weaponize like fervor in the United States against the Iraqis that when we went to war people are like good people are behind it you know formally behind it yeah so and we do it all the time now you know we just we just spent years doing it to every single country that we've gone to war with in the history books yeah you just see that happen every time is the trigger exactly yeah yeah damn careful out there with all the propagandas what's out there good thing we're here
10:08 thank you [Music]
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