0:00 [Music] welcome back to an article video guys all right okay so it's going to be 20 minutes then yeah no no no it's not no it's not all right all right Mr musk Mr Elon Musk our favorite right yes I think he's cool man he is cool I like him announced the first neuralink brain chip has been implanted in human now I'm so scared but so excited at the same time so it's now like in someone's it is in a human being the patient is recovering well after neur Link's robot surgically implanted it so literally he has a robot ████ doing all the micro ████ taking our jobs dude imagine if that was like one of us and as soon as we wake up we're like I am a computer and to ████ with him to ████
0:52 with like y all the they got the clipboards and ████ like oh it's going to be like hello I am a computer I am a robot their D is so ████ for like a '90s idea of what a ████ cyborg is my favorite movie is artificial [Laughter] intelligence and they were like what the ████ this is crazy what went wrong start talking in binary dude that would be so fun to ████ with people like that it's the first time it's ever happened and then just die such a unique way to ████ with people dude well what's the purpose and function of of this well see that's the beautiful part right especially with sci-fi speculation and the weird human brain uh is that there's obviously clear initial intention there very there's a lot of idealisms but where it can go is obviously the crazy but what so the
1:43 first part comes down to things like severe impairments let's say somebody's paralyzed which means like you know there's a seever connection where the brain is they can use their brain to reactivate the connection exactly so that's like a lot of stuff or like you know neutralizing things like Dementia or anything that is an act ual physical or mental like quote unquote disability that can either be reverse engineered through this thing or can just be remanufacture this is another one of those technological situations where it's good intentions could be terrible execution I mean that's like every yeah could be does execute this is true I mean eventually but I just you don't need a computer you just got to stop eating seed oils yeah I like how he could be doing something like this and and then not only will you get people still calling him dumb but someone else will go he's
2:34 not even doing he's paying some other dude to do it oh my God yeah what are you talking about what I don't see what the genus is about he didn't make the rocket it's like dude the accomplishment so ████ high remember like a decade ago where he said I'm going to make like self-landing rockets everyone's like yeah yeah this guy's dumb all he does is just ████ prove he does what he says he's going to do yeah and it's it's like we all benefit from every time he does something but yet we're still like what an idiot I think one of the potentials too is uh with nural link he's he's going to be able to cure blindness if you ever like get really but what if you got no eyes at all I don't know you might just have two ████ cameras yeah Steve how happy would you be if like once neuralink is up and running and it ████ cures whatever the ████ if he goes now I'm going to
3:26 reveal the different program that I had running it shows your name if you've ever talked ████ about me and ████ yeah dude now you can't have it I love it I love it tell me that's not like Petty to the ████ so petty that be so good he's like yeah here you go it works and then it's just like when you called me dumb you said I'm ████ dumb now you're grandma can't see you oh ████ on the record I like n link I like n link on the on the record so that would be hilarious that should be TI he's actually also revealed that the name of the first product which is currently being trial is uh telepathy yeah he's calling it tele telepathy explaining that it enables control of your phone or computer through them through almost any device just by thinky yep just go like this and then you can just go that's a whole other verion also like now we're getting into like
4:16 possible hacking they can brain hack you can brain hack people and now you have that's the part that I go oh that's kind of scary yeah and then you can be a drone for someone else I mean that's always going to be an issue when it comes to like Cy for someone else the difference is like I've been controlled I've been programmed to kill Joe kill Joe must kill Joe disconnected from this right like I still have my freedom to choose right right you can turn it off I think they're mostly just using it for U people who are disabled for now right he says he reckons that people with obesity autism depression and schizophrenia as well as Quadro prolic could also be the biggest beneficiaries of the device in this I thought he was going to say they're not allowed they're not allowed for being there's a weight limit for this right till like I just really can watch a movie by going like this all right see you guys oh so sick that's so that's a
5:08 good movie hey what are you watching what are you watching I as if it's that much more difficult to watch the same movie like this hey air drw me that movie that's a neural link we got to call like we got go you just see me and Jo Watch we're just watching hey what are you looking at what are you looking at here here o we're just jerking it it's like air drop but you have to connect heads it's like a it's like an alarm clock right like we used to get up and have to go all the way across a room to turn off the ████ alarm clock like now we can just like or voice it just hit the button yeah that's it or you can voice it I don't do that but you could yeah now we'll really won't get out of bed cuz we'll just be in the dream state the whole time and you wake up and you're still in the dream state cuz it's more fun and that means that somebody had to go like man alarm clocks not not good enough I need to do less in the military
6:01 like imagine everybody getting neurolink in the military it be ████ crazy how like these crazy Universal soers but then it's like a a matrix situation where you can program like certain capabilities or skills that' be sick as f i was watching this uh kind of okay Sci-Fi show called the peripheral on Amazon Prime where the soldiers in there or like this this previous military unit they had this like haptic thing that was like implanted in them so that they could like feed each other information and Direction uh directions based off of where each other were and how that's cheating dude wouldn't that be crazy though it's like he's behind that tree I'm over here and then he's tell he's telegraphing me what he sees in the info without saying ████ or making or you control 10 drones in the air and they tell you everything and you're just like all right three terrist there two ter
6:54 there that'll be sick so sick dudee you already know the ████ military minds are getting ████ boner scheming on neural link and what the actual military tactical possibilities are you know what I mean this guy's like we're going to cure obesity and dementia military is like like we're going to ████ kill everyone if you have problems with willpower and sticking to ████ you can download a scheduled program it you every time touch food that's it I'm I'm I'm up I can't wake I got to wake up I got to go to the gym I do this at 6:00 a.m. I ████ work out and then the whole time you don't even have a chance to be lazy that's not even an option download the David goggin progr you download it and then your body just goes okay and then you're like oh ████ I got to ████ go on the treadmill that sounds like the movie upgrade I feel like you're on the
7:44 treadmill though like I don't want to do this I don't want to do Chinese kids what happens to society if we just completely eliminate uh mediocre free oh mediocre autonomy the bar goes up this show this show immediately gets canceled immediately goes away yeah there's no chance no chance I don't I don't think this thing can create will though you know I mean I think like your will is like like everything we use every single all technology infrared ████ thermal imaging everything it's we need our own will to do something and I don't it can give us might for example like with the obese it might like some somehow communicate a decrease in appetite yo that's hella funny yeah like if you control on your phone you're like I'm hungry full cuz even when you're like
8:35 you know when you're paralyzed right the way they help you and you still got to go I I want my legs to move I want my legs to move and eventually stimulate so the will has to come from you damn that's hella funny need a source input if someone's blind and they turn the vision thing on and they're like a you don't have the will sorry oh my God you don't really want to see dud you but the guy's like I don't even know what it's like to see yeah right how could I have the will to see if I don't know what it's like yeah I think the Matrix part of it is really cool the idea can't wait that's like like downloading information watch Matrix whenever you want well it's like a like this with your friends like going into a metaverse that feels real like like you're just like all right time to plug in dudes and then you're like in another world you're on a server with other
9:26 people yeah and then you can do whatever that's like yeah well cuz the worst part about like The Vision Pro and ████ is like this s███'s like on your face and like sucks you got the battery in your pocket and Sh like that and it doesn't feel real like if you shake someone's hand in the Matrix it feels real yeah I want the full experience of when you eat a steak when you eat a steak know you're like oh that's good I love how matter of fact it is though that's that's the it's real The Matrix is real real yeah it's the TR I wonder if it is like that I wonder if it is two-way input or or is it one way you know like do you just send signals to your phone or the phone also tells you ████ that'll be ████ up if the phone's already telling you what to do alarm's going off in your brain ah ████ turn off damn that would suck that would suck what would be cool is if once they've perfected it if they could put
10:17 it in like animals and they can make the animals act differently oh ████ that' be ████ or we communicate with them we know what they're saying I don't want to communicate with man you find a rhino's favorite TV show dude they know so much about you they're like you're ████ weird dude I see you do weird ████ I see do all kind of weird ████ ████ weirdo my dogs literally judge me like every day what why what are you doing I don't know I'm just doing whatever I I could just look at his eyes and the the Fool's like he's like I'm like what am I doing dude he's Ed bass mastering you yeah probably watching me throw away leftovers and he's like that would make a yeah that would do that I could have ate that ████ would you Vol would you volunteer Anthony to get neuralink I wouldn't volunteer because anything the first round is always going
11:07 to be F you don't get it you get the third round third like consumer third round like the iPhone 3 oh no two people have done it already they say it's ████ great no no I'm not in the first ████ 100 trials bro way no not the first 100 trials unless I was at a place where my life depended on like if I you get upgrades then yeah I'd be in the ████ first 10 trials ████ it got nothing to lose do we know this person's situation do we know who this is who's the first person no they don't give that information out like not even like I mean I'm not talking about like his name that's but why they got it yeah why they they don't they don't have a arm so that's why they added nuring and then they got like a prosthetic or something I think I think it's pretty I don't think it's that difficult to find people that just want to be the first like some people kind of if you guys can be a robot they're not like ████ up they
11:58 just like want to be the first if you could be a robot would you be a robot if I could be a robot I would be a robot I I think for sure cyborg like in the future like for sure that that merge between being like half robot half but even if you even if you can't touch your own dick anymore why do they make that rule I hate that rule that's that's the worst robot rule ever section three paragraph four I think I want to be a robot that's a hot cuz I already am a cyborg no cuz just me having spell check I got way more ████ and then now with GPS I don't even remember ████ street names so I'm like the more I use this the Dumber I actually become what if you're like Terminator where you have like the physical strength and like the capability no you become AI yourself what if you could to be 200 what if you could just hear way better does anybody
12:48 here have it everything has it has a give or take got your with ████ made my ████ retinas are exploding on the back end I don't know do any of you guys have any interest in living be beyond the normal human thousand years for me have interest you want to live longer it would be a good experience like watching my grandma 93 is like ████ nightmare but if I was like RoboCop body and I get to live for quite some time you feel like 40 but you're 160 yeah but I would like yeah I'm not trying to feel 160 when I'm 160 that's the key to the game I think also it depends on like where Society is how how's the current state of the world do I even want to be here or if I'm actually a a human being that's contributing that mucho like where people really rely on me not even just like my own personal family your ████ robot would be sick
13:38 Bro a robot doing the Rob I would totally get robot Parts in order to do the robot well for sure that would be sick real robots hate him for this one simple trick yeah Mad Chad hates me because I just cheated
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