0:05 And welcome back to another episode of the Careful Boys. Hey Subie. Uh, everybody here in this room, finish your yawn. Feel Fe feel free to take a break. >> He's been at boot camp, man. Let him sleep. >> Let him sleep. >> I haven't been sleeping in lately. >> Yeah, >> just work. Straight straight work. >> Boohoo. Okay. Anyways, so everybody here, all right, everybody here is dropping into a basic training tomorrow, right? rank us like >> like who breaks first, who thrives. >> I quit already. >> Yeah, >> I think >> Steve has a card. >> You know what? Let me let A lot of people don't talk about the 72 hours. That 72 hours is so important. >> What's the 72 hours? >> Tell us. >> I'm going to get to that >> prompt, by the way. Uh the 72 hours is you just get ████ smoked and cheed for 72 hours straight. Okay. >> I like smoked cheese, though. First 72
0:56 hours. Is that what you're saying? So you're in reception and >> after you explain, I'm still as confused with the 72. >> I like smoked cheese. >> Whoa, whoa, look. There's reception, right? You come in, you got to get processed in. That was the horriblest time of my life was reception. A lot of time to think about everything you did. A lot of regrets, a lot of gratefulness. It's cuz you're in a bay just getting processed in after being >> What's that look like? You get on the bus and ████ and then you just >> Oh, yeah. So you fly in, boom, you got to go to USO. Everyone gets your paper and like and then everyone's all calm, talk to you nicely, and you're like, "What the f███?" Then you get straight into a bus and then you get dropped off at reception. >> As soon as you get dropped off, uh, dropped off at reception. This is for the people that don't know what the ████ going on or the process, right? No one talks about this part. You get
1:46 dropped off at 30 I got dropped off at 30 ████ which is one of the worst spots to get dropped off at. >> Spell it again. 30 F A. >> Okay. It smell It sounded like F A. >> Yeah. >> And as soon as you get soon as you stop in front of 30 F A F A. >> It sounds like he's saying F A. >> Are you saying F A? >> 30 F A. >> 30 F >> A. F A A >> A. >> 30th >> with 30th or 30 >> F A >> F A. >> 30 T. >> Oh, 30th. >> But he's saying it Hawaiian style. Oh, he's saying 30th. >> 30th. >> YEAH. >> 30th AG. Got it. >> So, what do you want to talk about? Pronunciation. >> 30th AG. >> He's like, "Nobody talks about 30 f a >> Is this Is this episode about grammar
2:37 now? What's going on?" >> Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Put it out there. >> Now we understand. Now we understand. >> I want to see just the auto subtitling. >> We're going to get demonetized, man. >> Okay. Go ahead. Go ahead. 30. 30th AG. Okay. This one of the worst receptive spots to get dropped off at cuz it's at Fort Benning, Georgia. Okay. Anyways, >> boom, the bus stops. Boom. And then the door sudden come in. They just start screaming at you and you're like, "Everyone get the ████ out of here. >> Everyone, get the ████ out of us." And you're just like, "Ah." You know, and then that's that's it. That's when that's the last time you're going to get your phone. All right. So, you text a girl, "I love you, baby. This is it." That's it. Boom. You run in there, you get processed in, and then it's two weeks of freaking ████ of just nothing but processing it, meeting everybody. Everyone trying to act off.
3:27 >> So processing, he means like I'll explain. I'll be translator. Yes, please. >> He means imagine going through the DMV or like waiting for your flight. >> Mhm. >> But you sprint to the DMV. You know, when you get the number, >> you don't get to sit down. You line up against the wall like that staring at the back of the head and you're just standing there for like four hours with no thoughts, no phone, no talking, no chitchat, and then you you do the one paperwork sign, sprint to your next terminal, whatever you're supposed to do, shave your head every while while the one person head shaved, you're just standing another four hours. >> So, it's around the clock thing where there's no, "Oh, look, it's 9 or 10, time to go to sleep." You could be getting your head shaved at 3:00 a.m. You could be getting your eyes checked at 5:00 a.m., 7 a.m. It's just 72 hours to process like bus loads of people. And
4:19 you have no idea what time of day it is. You're not eating, ████ peeing, or doing any of that. No personal time. It's just going from like one layover to another layover, except you don't get to sit down and be on your phone. You're just lined up against the wall staring at the back of the person's head while they get everyone their uniforms, take away all your possessions, all your belongings. It's it's like a it's a ████ show because it's in between. You're not in boot camp yet and you're not out and you're not out of civilian yet. You're just getting processed into >> between. What do you do? >> Nah, you shut the ████ up and just deal with it. >> But what if you really >> A lot of people ████ themselves cuz they're so scared cuz they're so ████ scared. They don't even know what the right per uh like the right way to go. Like, can I use request permission? >> Cuz you're shivering and then they try to hold it in >> and then it just goes. Can I can I say this just sounds like being at the DMV >> except no phone though. Imagine DMV no phone and then no sitting down. No
5:10 sitting down. >> You're in shock. So you you don't know what the ████ You're just following orders at that point. And then >> DMV out here has popcorn and stuff. >> DMV out here. I'm I was thinking California. >> Yeah. >> Okay. So that's reception. Okay. And then this is where story time goes. >> Okay. Let's go. Story time is supposed to start at the beginning of the video. >> Well, I think now he's going to start adding details. >> Oh, okay. Now's the video >> cuz I don't want to talk >> before it was sound effects and emotions. >> Bang boom. >> Bangad. So get you guys ready. Guys got popcorn. >> Super ready. >> I just hear more sounds. Okay. Was that missed? >> Everyone gets in their platoon. Everyone's like, "Okay, this is the end of reception. Everyone gets assigned to their platoon.
6:00 Then everyone looks at each other. Holy ████ This is it. This is who we're going to be with for the 6 months. Then you hear George in the back. This is your platoon. You'll be with them for the rest of your cycle. Get ready. And that's that's just like the background sound. And then you got people in front of you fake fighting, laughing, having fun. And in the meantime, looking at everybody like, "Holy ████ dude. What's next?" You know, you don't know what's next. Then the jur sign go 4 a.m. wake. It will be your formation time. 2 am's wake up for the next day. You're going to be shipping out Friday to your official boot camp site and you're just like, "Oh, f███." They're giving you this speech and lowkey you're kind of
6:50 terrified. You're like, "What the ████ going to happen?" Cuz they're already making you run in s█████ ass boots. Okay. So, you rolling your ankle 24/7. So, now it's time to go to sleep. Boom. Jos's coming. Wake up. Let's go. Let's go. Everyone runs down into your reception, you know, formation time. Everyone's in your formation. Nobody Everyone's pissed off cuz you woke up so early. Next thing you know, dude, it's like a movie, bro. It's a fog starter. A ████ intense fog, right? where you have to go and do a new formation to meet up with your drill sergeants. Bro, in the fog, the fog slowly disappears and it's just drill sergeants all lined up in their hats. Bro, I swear to God, it's not even a movie. Like, this is I'm not making it
7:40 up. Some reason during that time, a fog was intense and it opens up. He goes all drants lined up and you're just like, "Oh my god, what is this extra ████ going on?" Boom. Dro yell at you. You got to get information. Next thing you know, you're they call off names and then boom, they make you run to the bus, dude. A not even like a half a mile. And I'm already running out of breath >> cuz there's no walking in boot camp. >> You're not allowed to walk. >> You sprint everywhere. If you need to go take a piss, you go. I don't know if you guys request permission. You request you uh to use restroom. They'll go and then you're you're sprinting to pee. As soon as you're done, you shake and you sprint back cuz if you don't and they catch you not sprinting, they're smoking you right then and there. >> Let's move with a purpose. That's what it is.
8:31 >> So, we're running straight to the bus, right? The bus. And everyone gets in. Everyone shut the ████ up. Quiet down. Settle down. Quiet down. Everyone's like sitting down all quiet and you're just driving, right? Everyone's breathing hella hard cuz we just sprinted to the bus and we're just out of shape. Hella out of shape, dudes. Next thing you know, we're just driving. Everyone's ████ quiet. As soon as the bus ████ stops, this is 72hour begins. Soon as bus stops, you run out. You get back into your platoon and then boom, it's 100 yards. the whole motor sound d machine gun sound d and you and George grabs a ████ 50 caliber with you and you're just running on the field and then you get to your your your your platoon point and then
9:23 from there you got to do the 100 yard which is like u uh crawling sandbag carrying. So you got to carry the sandbag with you and you got to crawl. You got you got to crawl all the way while machine gun sounding off and then you got to it's just a whole bunch of teamwork thing exercise for the first 100 yards. It's intense physical ████ >> I'd be like is this necessary? >> So they don't even announce it. They don't they don't announce you're going to train. >> When am I going to carry sand in war? >> They don't tell you ████ It's just it's just it's cold as ████ You're tired, dude. It's 40 degrees, 30° freaking uh Georgia weather and while you're doing everything, you're insanely out of breath, bro. Like, you're trying to catch a breath and you feel like you have asthma. >> Did you guys Did you guys have a rule where you're not allowed to be out of breath? >> No. They just kept telling you, "Shut
10:13 the ████ up." >> So, we had a rule where you're not allowed to be out of breath, which in my mind, I'm like, "That doesn't make any ████ sense." >> But what they would do would be like this. As soon as someone breathes like, "Oh, you want to show me your ████ teeth?" Boom. They pop you right in the mouth. >> So every So once that happens, EVERYONE'S LIKE, >> "NO one show teeth ever again." We got We got yelled at for breathing. >> No one shut the ████ up. >> No matter how tired you are and your mouth is shut, you never show teeth. You're like, >> "Bro." Yeah, it was like that. Shut the ████ up, you mouth breeding. And Jo Sergeant is on top of you. You're crawling and Jo's like, "Shut up. Shut up. Shut up." And you're just like, "Oh." Oh, you're like lowkey scared, man. >> Is there a benefit to actually breathe through your nose? So, they're trying to not make you a mouth breather. >> No, for the Marine Corps, everything is about bearing. So, bearing is how you uh like hold yourself. >> Oh, okay. So, it's a psychological
11:03 thing. >> So, it's always like it doesn't matter what like the Marines are also notorious for like presentation. So, even when we're in the field, everyone's shaving. >> Everyone's perfect haircuts, shaving. Uh, so you're the way you hold yourself like you could have 50 mosquitoes biting your face. You are not allowed to scratch your face. You never touch your face. If they ever see you touch your face in boot camp in Marine Corps, they'll sock you in the face. Oh, you want to touch your face? Boom. And they'll touch your face for you. >> Yeah. We just get smoke for moving information. >> Yeah. But you're not allowed to ever go LIKE >> So you're like the guards in ████ Buckingham Palace and ████ You just got to be >> Your bearing is everything. The the the the cheat code to that is, hey, I'm I'm drinking my water. So, you grab your water. >> Yeah. Yeah. There's different ways. >> So, yeah, you just >> different ways.
11:54 >> Get it all out. Get it all out at once. Get it all out at once. >> Anything you want. If you want to scratch >> If you want to scratch your nose, you want to scratch your hair, it's >> Yeah. Everything is just like you grab the water and you ████ You What the ████ you doing? I get water, you know. And then that's the 72 hours. That's that's the beginning of 72 hours. And then boom, you someone starts talking. I remember in the beginning we're all cheering. Hell yeah. This is ████ sick. We're going to be infantry men. And George turns around, shut the ████ up. Shut up. Get down. You're like, ah. We're just doing push-ups. And that's the beginning. Then you run and you got to cool down. You dip your hand in ████ ice cold water. 3:00 in the morning and it's ████ 30°. You dip your hand in the cold water. You lift them up and the water just goes down your whole body and you're like
12:45 everyone's shaking out of your ████ mind. Everyone rolled their ankle. Everyone got hit by sandbags. And then then immediately they make you run to your ████ bay. So the whole time after an intense ████ workout like that, you got to run. Everyone's like low-key panicking cuz we don't know how far we're ████ running, you know? >> Yeah. You just run 100% and they'll tell you when to stop. >> Yeah. And you just run run and then luckily our battalion base is just right there and we're like, "Oh, thank God." And then now we're in for information. They make you run, grab your bag, and they make you run straight up to your ████ bay. And then, dude, the whole time was running and gunning. The 72 hours for 3 days straight, you're just running and gunning, getting smoked. You got ████ Dude, >> did you guys shower in the first 72 or No. >> Uh, yeah. We had to do a shower drill. They said you get one minute of ████ shower. Everyone lines up. So, everyone lined up butt naked. Like, no. When you
13:35 get to the shower area, then you get butt naked and you get ████ shower for one one minute. But it was never 1 minute. It was a 30se secondond shower. ████ get the ████ out. And you're like, ah. You know, the whole thing was just intense. Get information again. And then you're just getting smoked. I remember um is the f is your guys' first week like pretty much everyone has salt crystals on their on their camies cuz you're just sweating the whole day, morning till night, and you wear the same clothes. So, everyone just looks like they have salt crystals like everywhere on their clothes. I just remember I forgot about the three days, but the three days you're just getting smoked. Smoke, smoke, push up, push up, grab, they grab the mop water and after we mop the floor, they dump it all out again. They dumped it all out and then they said machine gun where we had to prone. So every time we run around the bay, we prone and we're in like mopped
14:26 water going up just getting smoked in mob waters and just running running doing setups doing set. It was just like that for ████ three days straight. And that's how your week starts. >> This should be a recruitment video. >> I would have joined. >> This should be what people should be. This is what the recruiters should be telling these guys that are going to infantry school. >> Then no one's going to join. >> Yeah, that's what I'm saying. >> I would fail right now because I need to do like sit-ups where there's like AC and stuff and music. I can't do AC and I can't do situps when there's like Skrillex or something or >> But people pay for this ████ They go to these ████ Spartan races. They there's all these videos of these guys trying to tap into their alpha and they do these fake ass like Navy Seal training. >> Yeah, that s███'s whack. That s███'s lowkey whack. >> That though instead of doing that, those guys should just join the military. >> Yeah, but they're too ████ for that. >> No, they just want to go
15:16 >> long enough cuz it wears on you the like if you're just doing like 3 days, it doesn't really wear on you until like 3 weeks in. >> Yeah. >> And I'm too ████ for the gay little school. >> That's why >> you don't want to punch a pillow and scream. >> Put your trauma out. that that but that that's like I'm like why would I do that either?
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