0:00 That's the next James Bond. Girls are so mean to girls. Girls is forgettable. Girls are so rough. He looks like Emma Watson. Welcome back to Careful Boys. Today we are rating the the hottest Bond girls of all time. Let's do it. Hottest Bond girls. No. No. Blonde. Blonde. I thought blonde. I was like hottest James Bond girls of all time. Jonathan Taylor Thomas. Number one spot. Hottest Bond girl. Think about it, right? Hans, you got Michelle Yo in to in Tomorrow Dies. Very hot in that movie. Terry Hatcher in that movie as well. There's that guy. Look at I don't remember any of the B. Terry Hatcher. I remember when Casino Royale came out. I remember that first chick he was talking to on the beach. Yep. Yeah, dude. She was She was But she dies, doesn't
0:52 she? She dies quick. The horse riding. So, she's not really she's not really a bongo. She's a bong girl. Is she? I just remember a bong girl for like 8 minutes. If you has the sex with James Bond, you're a bong girl. But she didn't even have sex. Yeah. Well, the Halib Berry in the beach. He left her hanging. Halle the beach. Everyone likes that. Honestly, B is a Bond lady. She's a bond girl. And so is Denise Richards. Is she? Yeah, she was. Did you ever see the original Casino Royale? Yes. Do you know that that exists that it's a remake of like an older one? No, I never seen it. There was a Her name's Ursula Andress and she was a knockout in That's in Dr. No. That's Dr. No. What is that? There's a difference. Ursula Andress is in Dr. No. Oh, she's also in this Casino Royale now. Is she? Yeah. Really? Dang. Now she looks kind of like me when I'm around. Oh, yeah. Cuz the Cuz the Cuz Casino Royale was uh Peter Sellers's
1:42 in like that was the pre-D TV special thing, right? And then Dr. No came out with Sean Con Shan Con and he had Ursula Andress and she was coming out of the water, right? And that was like a sexual nirvana moment for a lot of young boys at the time. Like if you were a 60s60s teenager, you found your freaking penis. Is she not? Oh, because she's Vesper. She's Vesper Lind, right? That's Ava Green. Vesper Lind was cuz I think in this one it says Vesper Lind in the old Casino Royale was Ursula Andre. What the heck? Maybe you're right. Maybe she was in both. Huh? Yeah, I think she's in both. Three movie Entrament. Oh yeah. Oh, Entrament with Katherine Zeta Jones. Yeah. Very, very hot. Did you think Katherine Zeta Jones is hot? Yeah. at the time. Absolutely. She's beautiful. Yeah. The laser soro era. Absolutely. She's gorgeous. Wood. The only thing The only thing that was dumb in Entt
2:32 Entrament was that was the first time that I that I watched a movie where I saw them say the title and it was like ████ one of those things, you know, when they say the title as dialogue. There's a moment where she's about to get in a helicopter and she stops and goes, "No, this is enttrapment." Oh, yeah. Killed it. And I was a child going, "Dad, this sucks." Yeah. Okay. Uh um there's of course for me there's going to be the honorable mention. She's not an official Bond girl, but was in a Bond film. Okay. And she didn't look extremely hot, but I just cannot not think about her from time to time is Monica Baluchcci. Monica Bluchi's timeless. That's like she's she's really really hot. debatably like you know like cheat code. You know how she was like basically just a widow and then he just like banged her right before she was going to get murdered anyway type stuff. Oh that's what happened. Hey do you know her name?
3:23 Do you know this lady's name? Uh yes. Um um well she was ████ galore in the movie. That's crazy. Her name's really ████ octopusy. Right. Legit. That's crazy. No no no. That was in Goldfinger. Goldfinger. Goldfinger. Yeah. Then who's the Bond girl in octopusy? Oh I don't know. Is that a thing? is. So, there's a hot chick named Pam Bouvier in um License to Kill who is extremely hot. When I saw this movie, she's had a lot of Asian blonde girls, by the way. Hang on, let me look at this one. Pam Buy. I honestly don't know them by heart very well. I think Halib Berry is a really strong Who's your favorite? Memorable. Oh, dude. This one's a good one for me. That's a good one. Jane Seymour, dude. Oh yeah, she's very hot. I've watched Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman a
4:13 lot, so that's why I like her. I did not watch. You had a boner while watching Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman. Dude, she can save your life and freaking Check this out, dude. Pam Boovier license to kill, brother. Let's go. Yes. Classic, right? Wow. Classic hot. Nice. Yeah, very hot. Not a great actress. Did you like Did you like Zenia from Golden Eye? Mm- Oh my Yeah. First of all, I actually was more of a Natalia. Zenia. Yeah. Yeah. Cuz it was Zenia or Natalia, right? Natalia was to me hotter because she wasn't a ████ at the time and I was like a little ████ pathetic 10-year-old. Natalia Simonova. Yeah. You were into Trasha. Yeah. Yeah. Not yet. But that I developed that taste quickly. You evolved. Yeah. Thank you, dude. Yeah. I remember her, bro. I remember. I feel like you would like Odd Job. Have you seen Odd Job? Odd Job is probably my favorite bong
5:03 girl. You probably like Or Jaws. Jaws. be fun. Dude, you would like Jaws. You know that guy killed his fre he killed somebody. Odd job. Richard Ke. Oh. Oh, he went he's in he's in jail for killing somebody. Really? He's in I think he died. No, but then like he doesn't he have a string of like he he he raped people. Yeah, I think. What? Richard Ke. No, no, no. Oh, no. No. That guy's from Austin Powers. The Korean one. Oh, who are you talking about? Who Who's the guy that murdered? I guess it's the the parody. It's the parody odd job. He's the one that is actually the mag. Who's the parody odd job? You know, like the the the the Korean like like muscle guy. The um he's like the He was like the Austin P. You're talking the Austin Powers Odd Job. No, his name is Joe Son, dude. Uh Ava Green should be up there on any Ava Green is pretty spicy. Best. Yeah, Ava Green is Yeah, Joe Sun. Yeah, that's
5:53 what's uh what's uh what was Roseman Pike in Oh, yeah. She was in Die Another Day. Die Another Day. That was the first time I ever laid eyes on her, dude. Yeah. And I I was in love ever since. Yeah, she's got a very soft looking, amazing, beautiful face. She's got a rocking little ████ body. Dude, can you tell us the story about Random Task real quick? Cuz we he brought it up and now I'm really interested. Random Task is the guy who plays Odd Job's parody character in Austin Powers. Can you look up Random Task? Odd Job. Random Task. Very good. Apparently, he apparent he um his name's Joe's son. Apparently, he's like what? He's a murderer. So, he He fought in the UFC. Oh, this guy. He fought in the UFC. He I think he got convicted felon. He gra he grapes some girls. Felony sexual assault. Yep. Wait, who's the guy? This guy may
6:46 felony vandalism, torture, voluntary manslaughter, and sexual assault. Voluntary manslaughter. You don't see that a lot. Real bad guy. What? He volunteered to kill. You usually see involuntary. Yeah. And torture. Hey, bro. He's in prison for life. He's 238 lb. Life in jail. Five in prison for life. 54 230, bro. He's a ball. They call, you know what his nickname is? What? The iron ball. That's what it says right here. Wow. Holy ████ Crazy as Holy crap. Crazy story. Oh, he murdered his cellmate. Oh, wow. God. Holy ████ Wow. Korean. He beat his cellmate to death. Oh, damn. That's crazy. That'll get you locked up for life. How do you guys feel about Leah Sadu? Which one's that? She was in the most recent Bond. Literally like a No Time To Die like mother of his child type thing. Can I see? I don't have no Yeah, I got you. I got you.
7:37 I don't There's none that like shows them all in a row. We have to like look them up. Leah, the classic ones are said. Yeah, that one. Yeah, I got her. I got her, Joe. Oh, yeah. We don't There's no like G. She looks sad enough for me. I like it. She's been through some ████ Yeah, I'm after that. I like that. You know, just open the image. I always forget how to do it. She's got Are you Are you opposed to like Are you opposed to James Bond franchise opening up little and having a like a Bond guy? Like a a gay? It's a gay James Bond. I'm out on it. I'm straight. Hang on. The next one is a girl. I can't see. Wait, what do you mean? Next. So, is she lesbian or what? The next Bond is a girl. Cookies to approve. Why do the ████ woke ████ got to be like this?
8:27 Really? Yeah. This one. This one. Who's it going to be? Oh, that's She look like Emma Watson. Forgetable. That's the next James Bond. Girls are so mean to girls. Is forgettable. Girls are so rough. Girls are ████ She looks like Emma Watson. She's real forgettable. Damn. Don't send this one to Leadoo. All right. Oh, they don't know who it is. They keep saying, "Oh, it's leading to a female." No way. No, it's not going to be a female, dude. Come on. They're going to do it if Silver Surfer does it. Well, I feel like they're making Silver Surfer a girl. Yeah, girl in the newest. She's what's her name from um from um that show with the drug guy, but it's not Breaking Bad. The other one Ozarks. Oh, the the blonde chick. The the daughter. Ruth is Silver Surfer. But is Silver Surfer in the comics already a girl? Is that why? There is a version of Silver Surfer, but
9:18 like nobody gives a ████ about it. Sure. But but but the problem that I think a lot of people have with it is that the graphics like look like ████ That should be what you're concerned about. Yeah. Cuz old school Silver Surfer was see Jessica Alba's I mean Jessica Alba. She was she was Silver Surfer. No, she was Silver Surfer. I missed that movie. But that movie was such flopped at the box. Was such garbage for Jessica Alba was Silver Samurai. Silver Samurai. Wow, I missed that one, too. You really She's not Japanese. Yeah. And then Jessica Apple's Omega Red. That I agreed with. That I thought was tight. Yeah, the graphics for the old Silver Surfer were so Dude, when Jessica Alba was Mojo, that ████ was tight. Yeah, that ████ was ████ tight, bro.
10:09 Damn, man. I missed all of these. Jessica Alba Silver Surfer in 2007. She voiced it. It doesn't look like hers. She obviously she's wearing a mo cap suit. She looks a little messy. Yeah, she has balls all over her whole body line. They didn't do a good job CGing her. Well, they shouldn't have CGed her at all in my opinion. What up, guys? Come join our Patreon because there's hundreds of videos dating all the way back to 2019. That's right. If you click on the link down below, you can join our Patreon, join us on the Discord, come chat with us directly, have a fun conversation, and this will help support the channel's growth and new ideas, and also tap into our closer community by joining our Discord and get the opportunity to suggest video ideas like the ones you've seen. Thank you guys. Join our Patreon. Help us out. Thanks. See you guys there. Say hi to me. You know that. Do you know Epic? You know
10:59 who that is? Epic. He's like a ████ planet. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Then when Jessica Albert nailed that role. Yeah. Yeah. That was sick. I liked her better on like DC movies. DC movie. Which one? Which DC movie was? Oh, like Idol Hands. Idle Hands is part of the DC franchise. Yeah. The DCU. He's part of DCU. Directed by Zack Snider. The extended cut. Okay. Who's the best James Bond, though? Let's go there. I'm going to have a hot take cuz nobody's going to pick this guy. Pierce Pierce Morgan. I love Pierce. Pierce Morgan. Cuz I feel like I feel like he always gets so much hate, bro. What? We all grew up with Pierce. He was our so much hate, but he was my He's He's mine, too. Yeah.
11:49 I thought I think like Pierce was the you know, like how it became Daniel Craig. I think Pierce is like right in the middle for me. Like he's still like not too serious. But it does look like Bond to me. He could do both. He could be funny and serious. Yeah. And I think he just did a perfect job. He was also charming and I don't think Daniel Craig Yeah. He has like charisma. Yeah. Daniel Craig's not a gentleman. He's too rugged. Very dry. When I think of Bond, I think of a upper class posh ████ doing his thing. I also Yeah. Also, he doesn't look as threatening off the bat. Mhm. Like Pierce Pierce Brazen doesn't look like he's going to kill you without any He looks like he's going to a dinner party. Yeah. But then Daniel Craig looks like he'll kill you. Yeah. Daniel Craig looks like SAS. Yeah, because I was trying to say this last time where I was like he's too action. Yeah. He's more like special ops SAS. He's not spy. Yeah. Yeah. He looks like he's
12:40 posh people or like upper class like that. It's like don't mix. You got to be a little bit smoother. Yeah. Pierce Brozen looks like he's going to say something snarky to like get you off guard and then like you kill yourself cuz you tripped over the railing trying to hit him like he used his brain not his body. He looks like he you walk into a party and you just like spent like three hours getting ready and then he just walks in like a she's going to ████ everybody in here. And you understood why Pierce Broen got every girl. You understand? Yeah. You kind of you kind of respect that. You're like, I get it now. I love cuz you would ████ them. And because you love your wife so much, you're like, I want you to have a great time tonight. And then you just cut little That's our bull right there. That's our bull. That's our baby. That's our boy. O knowing Pierce Brazen as as Bond is what sells him in Mrs. Doubtfire. Yeah, I think Yeah, he's still Bond and Mrs. Dfire.
13:30 You think that he's not going to lose that at all and he never did anything really wrong, but then the fact that still Robin Williams prevails is like, ooh, that's a good victory. I don't think there's been anybody on screen who's a smoother ████ than Peters. I ████ like he's on. And when you when you play Golden Eye, like you think of him. Yes, 100%. Well, Daniel Craig didn't come out yet, but yeah. Well, yeah, but they but Do you think of Daniel Craig as a kid? Yeah. You didn't come out yet? As a child? So ahead of your time, Craig in the future. I will say Sean Conry when he was on uh I was like I was like, damn, I think this guy really is James Bond. When I saw that 2020 interview where he's talking to Barbara Walters and he's like, "Sometimes you have to hit a woman in the mouth." That is a hot interview, dude. Just one slap. Just one slap to correct her. I can't believe he said that, dude. That
14:20 was wild. And Barbara Walter was just like, "What the f███?" He was serious. Yeah, he was serious. Dead ser. He was saying it just like he's talking to like he's talking to his best friend. Yeah. Yeah. Like he's like he's sitting there. He's like he's like, "Yes, we'll have the honors. Thank you very much." He knows they're rolling. He knows they're like Yeah. the recording. He didn't care. Dude, which Bond do your parents like? Roger Moore. My dad likes Conor. My mom likes Roger Moore, too. But that was just the era that like we were getting all the VHS's and the the man with the golden gun, the octopusy, the furry eyes own. Have you guys seen all of them? Like Tokyo Drift. I haven't seen I haven't seen two of the album Craig ones. I I missed two of the Craig ones. I missed No Time to Die because Well, I saw some of it. I really didn't get into It's the worst one. I don't like it. Well, so is uh the Quantum. Yeah, Quantum of Solace is also which one is
15:10 the one where they're in the they're chasing them each other in the Mini Coopers and then they Italian Job. Italian Job. Yeah, that was probably the best one. Great movie. Not a great Bond movie, but a great movie. That's that's James Bond. Italian Drift. Who would be a great Bond now? That's the conversation. Daniel Craig in my opinion. Still trying to figure it out. Yeah, I would go Henry Caval. He's like a shoe. Yeah, Henry Caval. I think he's too old, right? He actually auditioned, by the way. He was supposed to he was he was in the running to be Bond during Craig and then Craig beat him out. Dang. Yeah, but I think Caval's a ████ Henry Caval would be gangster. He would I think he would have to kind of lose a little bit of buffness. I agree. Yeah, but he would be gangster. You talking about ████ uh Okay. Yeah. I mean, I elbow was an interesting conversation. Idris Idris would have been good, bro. Caval's British. Who? Yeah.
16:00 Henry Cav. He's British. Yeah. Yeah. It has to be a British guy, right? No, because because the first bottom is is a Scotman. Oh, yeah. Maybe it's a it's gota be United Kingdom. It can't be American. United. I don't think it can be American. If he was a Scouser, that'd be sick. That would be super sick. But they're not classy. Or Liverpool. I know. I know Aaron Taylor Johnson or whatever was in the conversation. He's still in it, I guess. Anya Taylor. Ana Taylor Joy. You always do that. It's funny to misunderstand that ████ I also think that what's his face? He's going to be Lex Luthther in a sec. You know what I'm talking about? Oh, who also played Beast that one time? Who played Beast? Nicholas Holt. Nicholas Holt. I think he could be a Bond. You think so? He looks like a little kid, but I think Okay, my my You guys know from last time that's how they catch him off guard. I think I think I'm just a little boy. That's the new line. It's not just
16:53 doing a Bond movie where he's like really young, I think would be sick. Yeah. Like where he's like, "Oh, yeah. Before he's the James Bond we all know." To kill it with some context, you know what I mean? hit with the parents in the skiing accident and all that kind of ████ I think it could be kind of sick. Wasn't um thinking being recruited. Wasn't the Daniel Craig Bond supposed to give you context on why he's so cold with like women? Well, they did. Yeah, they did. Which I think that worked. And they even paid it off at the end with No Time to Die with the Vesper call out. I remember that part. And then I got bored. Yeah. Yeah, that's true. Yeah. Yeah. I mean that those each of those was a hard the first one was a hard one to follow to be honest. Casino Royale was so Skyfall's really good. Badass, dude. Skyfall's badass, dude. It's a great movie. Is that the second one? Third and Spectre is the is the fourth one and it's the third best one. It's I the third best one. I need to rewatch the
17:44 I want to watch Golden Eye. I want to see Golden Eye is the fierest of the Bond movies in my opinion. I am invincible. I don't think there's a better Bond movie than Golden Eye. Except for Casino Ry. Maybe we're out there. It's like all the other characters in in Golden Eye were so memorable. Yeah. You know, like not the way that they are now. You only remember like the mains, but then every side character in Golden Knife. No. Allan ████ I am invincible. Like Yeah. Um Oh, dude. Boris Uramov.
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