0:00 it makes it makes these videos worse doesn't it it's just 25 000 views like oh that's not even bad hey they're American people so it's worth more that's a Chinese apartment building we have like Costa Rica views [Music] are everybody familiar with those like Chinese food bloggers that eat ████ wild stuff and ████ they like dick-shaped seafood the clam stuff yeah yeah we must have ████ up one of this chick with a live octopus is like the a dog-sized live octopus and she's like dog dogs range in a lot of sizes like like a big dog you know what he's talking about why you gotta be all difficult oh like your cat why you got to do that you know because your cat's big so think about it like
0:50 this it's like your cat on a table and she's like trying to eat it that was like how it was isn't that just combined yeah you got big cats you do have beer cast hat you do have beer customer so there's this food blogger back in April of 2022 who uh bought this shark on Alibaba what you could buy sharks on Alibaba live sharks that would have been your future bought a great white shark what can't you buy on what came on on uh on Alibaba Owens shopping site taobao for 7 700 Yuan which is 1 141 Is it alive so that means they'll deliver it to you like straight up it's let me show you this photo how many ounces what's the cut that's not a great white shark this is a great lifestyle it's just not it's just not a great great size I can't even see what she's doing that's a great value shark is that dead yes it's out of the water
1:41 and she's laying next to it this ████ is like ████ four foot tall that's a great white shark are you kidding me there's two meters well a great why it's supposed to be like a school bus well yeah they're they're babies first they're babies first is all so a baby great white shark that's a baby great white shark it looks more like a mako shark dude okay dude I watch Shark Week one time for a whole week and I pretty much know everything about her yeah it's weak yeah it's a good it's a good week it's a dense week authorities say that this chick gin had bought the shark uh in April 2022 and posted a video on social media platform do Yin the Chinese version of tick tock and the video is quickly went viral showing cooking the two meter long great white shark in a spicy broth and eating its meat and in the video she says it may look vicious but its meat is truly
2:32 very tender before taking a bite of the shark's carcass what's so vicious about it it's just making it into a culinary thing what's vicious about eating a shark yeah cause vicious Ozzy Osbourne I'm biting the head off yeah but when you're cooking it's civilized yeah exactly I'm like what's no I think you're being defensive yeah I think I think just the idea of purchasing a great white shark species and then cooking it and eating is all yeah but uh obviously a lot of people got very very well it's like why are they trying to take my gun can you say bite the carcass she didn't like fillet it she just cooked the whole thing and
3:22 just took a bite like a cartoon I need to see if there are better photos of this because that'd be so funny if she just cut a square from the shark pulled it out and put it in a suit so read a random squid looks like this here it's just a square Block it's like an 8-bit bite it looks like this by the time she's done with it whoa that's like a shark Steakhouse got it seasoned is that the fin like the you know you know every time we do this can still takes the photo and it edits it on now and then I didn't know that you're lucky you should subscribe or something I'll check it out check it out send me the link yeah right what kind of it looks like she has leaking powder or barbecue powder or something that thing is like oh like a dry rub or something yeah are you guys are you guys offended at the idea of taking this you know particular
4:12 species and buying it is it illegal is it endangered or protected I think it's I think it's illegal in America oh that's why we don't do shark fin soup or something yeah if it's illegal and that's ████ up what's the point if you're gonna cover it in Old Bay anyway [Laughter] what the ████ is the point you know why I feel like she isn't as hardcore is because we saw all those videos of them eating live ████ all those like Chinese like food bloggers that are eating like big cat-sized octopus yeah it was a lot it was a lot and she's like pouring Tabasco on it and ████ yeah it's like wiggling yeah I think it comes down to the logistics of how she acquired the shark she can't get it on Alibaba when when authorities first began investigating Jin in August of last year she claimed that she had bought the great white shark uh legally and told told them these people are
5:02 talking nonsense she had claimed in the video that shark was bred in captivity and was edible but an editorial uh said that uh there were inconsistencies with her claims and stuff like that it cannot be excluded that there is a Black Market um after all to ship a big shark from the coastal region to Nanchang it requires coordination Alibaba is not ethically she was lying when she said she got on taobao uh I think apparently there were just inconsistencies with her claims of where she was receiving you're buying a ████ 4 foot shark I mean you could just search it on taobao and see if she's lying she should go to jail for just buying it on Alibaba too these people are so DJ I can't believe it it's impressive it's like how much farther can you go with your content do you really need to ████ eat a whole giant she does have like 7.8 million followers for just eating random sheets like an
5:53 ostrich oh those are China numbers those aren't China numbers that's inflated exactly it's inflated yeah that's like that's what the currency that's like saying oh I have a I have a million you on but yeah when people say that it's so funny I was I was working in China on one of those TV shows and this group uh called now United they're like this uh really popular singing group made of different people from different countries they did their first show in China there and this one dude was so excited he was like oh man it got this many million views in the first day and then one of the Gaffers I was with was like yeah but that's China numbers that's nothing that kid was like oh I was like bro I know a guy I know a guy I used to do videos with
6:44 um he's a nice guy and everything but he end up um getting paid by the Chinese government to like go over there and like make ████ Tick-Tock vids and ████ and he like blew up over their own stuff and he was already pretty big over here but then he goes over there and like blows the ████ up and then one day he's like he's like video calling me and he's like tell me about how he's bigger than Bieber in China yeah and I'm like dude if you're bigger than Bieber you know Bieber doesn't walk around saying how big he is you just ████ dark Beaver yeah you gotta tell everybody he's also never said that I'm like a beaver by bigger and he starts blocking everybody on his phone because he's so big that's like but that's like when you're with you're with your girl and you're like like my girl says dick Size Doesn't Matter actually that's such a funny thing when people compare like that weird that's what they said in China with this one girl they
7:35 were like she's the Kim Kardashian of China and we were like I guarantee Kim doesn't say she's the you of America so it's probably not transitive dude we need that gaffer everywhere bro yeah we're gonna be so mean China really is a different planet though you know its own ████ was he American yeah yeah he's a buddy of ours he flew out there he wasn't being a dick he was being like like sincere because it's a different Dynamic so it made it worse it makes it makes these videos worse doesn't it it's just 25 000 views like oh that's not even bad hey they're American piece so it's worth more that's a Chinese apartment building we have like Costa Rica views we have U.S Virgin Islands views dude we're like viral that's 25 000 it's viral in like Madagascar okay doesn't
8:27 feel very viral out here no it does not it does not well investigate investigators identified the shark in their video as a great white by DNA testing the leftover tissues in the city Supermarket area and uh she ended up getting fined uh 18 500. no way yeah I'm not mad because it's illegal there yeah some aspect of it's illegal like the acquiring of it or like the it's it's only illegal because she put it out so largely and they're like now we gotta step in God damn it eating it is legal that's always good yeah and then they eat shark out there so I was wondering like if it's illegal worldwide like it's like a poaching thing it might be different if you're like you're just eating shark fin soup that you like got versus like you're
9:17 doing viral videos ASMR of like and it's like live or not live but it's like whole in one sense and then you have to like cut it up and cook it but also though too you said they did a DNA test to make sure it was great we had some leftovers yeah so you for sure can't probably eat great rice sure yeah you probably cannot you probably can't good idea tonight maybe a Mako maybe the fastest though you're gonna have a tough time you can get shark fin soup here like if you ate it at a Vietnamese wedding like you can find it but if you sell it at a store you can't but they do like imitation shark fin soup yeah kind of like olive oil how it's like now people don't know the difference because they've been eating the fake ████ so long so basically there's a 99 Ranch out there where like you're walking through and there's an aquariums like with with a great white shark in it just and there's like ████ nine of them
10:07 all like on top of each other and thousands that's the funny part is she was like farm raised ethically farm-raised great white shark I didn't know that you could even farm right now what kind of tank is that I didn't even know you could read it for captivity I didn't know you could do that successfully I thought that that hasn't been successful maybe that's why I was only two two meters yeah it was the other side it almost fooled the cops it did look like a ████ up ████ great white though like it was dead yeah but it looked ████ up it was on land and she was lying next to her for a photo like it didn't reach its potential the dorsal was way off it doesn't look like a great way yeah well it doesn't look like the big scary ones yeah if I if I saw the if I saw that ████ run up on me on a boat I just take a baseball but I'm like get the ████ out of here with a chain and chains wearing ████
10:57 jeans sunglasses too yeah with some attitudes foreign [Music]
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