0:00 [Music] all right this this is going to sound a little bit weird especially my example that I'm going to give you is going to be really weird but try to picture it um so I was like hanging with smack we were looking at this like Palm Springs like uh gay festival or some where it's just a sea of gay dudes just curious all righty yeah and um so Cella yeah and then like I started thinking about it and I'm like gaychella if you're just like a gay guy in in uh today's world and you find your community like that where everyone around you is gay it's all gay guys that's got to feel like heaven on Earth right I don't know because like what if you want love and guys who just want to ████ all day I bet being gay is
0:50 hard as hell because like sure well you still have a chance at least no but like you have a chance to find it this is why everyone think you're straight people that's just normal but like you know the the thing that I'm correlating is that like and I was telling her this too I was like they don't got to deal with like women ████ honestly honestly ████ are crazy but there's still women there right but they're just lesbians there or no no it's just gay dudes it's all gay guys and I'm like ████ are so ████ crazy I understand to an extent yeah but gay dudes are caddy too exactly what I'm saying yeah yeah yeah but but they just want to suck dick and stuff and that's what I heard about on the internet wait so are you especially in pal Springs what heaven it would be is just bro dudes but you get to suck each
1:41 other off I'm saying that like you know can you imagine being with the cam boys and we get to ████ suck each other dude honestly that just it just made me think that like we'd be self autonomous organization next G one I am I started have a story so my question would be like cuz I don't know I don't know too many like gay dudes closely so I don't know if their Paradise is full assimilation or separation like is there like dream their dream vision of a strip mall like not have Home Depot it's just like a flower store a a store that sells silks or like is that like their dream or do they want to have their like their ████ still stacked and between straight ████ I think it's all the above no oh no
2:33 I think G I think gay love straight guys but the the the key is that guys like if it's just like if you're just if you just like guys and whether they're straight or gay you're surrounded by dudes that's Heaven it's pretty ████ us getting to go in a girl's locker room it's the difference yeah it's the difference between like remember how you were saying like girls are into you I think the gay community likes Lowe's though imagine if we went to a f gay hard imagine if we went to a festival straight women but you're the only guy yeah oh and they're really into you no no no no that's different though you know why because if you go to a gay Festival all guys everyone's still competition if I'm the only guy and it's all women and they all want one guy Goa and I'm the winner got gotcha I went to a gay club with the bud no and
3:25 apparently he wasn't a bud cuz he tried to ████ sexually oh this Bud okay oh guy that you didn't realize liked you the whole time I didn't know my gatar sucks even though I knew he was gay that's how bad my gator no but I went to a like this gate club and there was this chick there and she's this British chick and you know she's like I was like hey I'm like straight and she's like oh my goodness you're all for me and ████ like that and she ████ talk like a lme you talk like ████ Paul McCartney and ████ so I was like oh dude this is awesome but then so that that was like awesome for me cuz like I this there's one chick here there was many chicks there but she was like oh cool I like this guy that put me on a pedestal that night if I was just in a regular ass Club no nobody we one time me and Tiff we went to Palm Springs and at the hotel we stayed at there was just like 20 gay
4:16 dudes there just chilling at the pool and you know it was a shared pool so we're all kicking it one of the guys started talking to me and we started chatting I think he thought I was gay and you probably wanted to have sex with me but it's fine but we started making friends with the whole group of guys and and we're like so like what's what's the deal with all you guys like how do you guys all know each other like oh well you know I used to sleep with that guy he used to ████ that's what they just straight up said dude they were talking about how the love triangles between all of them and like yeah we said ████ and he was like telling us about the drama about how like oh he wants to ████ him but like that's what I'm trying to say over there it's like every it's hard to find legit love because everyone's ████ each other all day and it it's like okay there's no female to balance this out like females be like you know like if it's all guys everyone just ████ all day and no one wants us committed relationship we saw two guys
5:06 all I'm saying I think the basic math is this if I go to like a festival and there's let's just say for simple math half girls half guys if we're all straight right then I have 50% of people as a pool but if you're by right yeah you get 100% if if I'm gay and it's 100% guys in the same pool I have 100% pool so 2x opportunity doesn't matter if it's ████ or 11 because some people are there for ████ some people are there for 11 you just have 2X and opportunity to figure it out the cool thing though that I noticed is that as a as a cultural body they just look so ████ happy yeah they look like they're having a blast that's the definition of gay well like when you look at like a even just going to West Hollywood like if on like a Friday night or something like
5:56 the vibe is just so positive and so happy but go to a a a uh Chick-fil-A they're a little pissed but they want their chicken sandwich but they're a little bit upset that they have to be there are they taking on the U-turn signs no I'm sure there's issues but like the feeling of like let like imagine though you have to go into enemy territory to get a chicken sandwich stupid and nugs dude yeah the nugs are good and you're but you're not happy about it you're like God damn I got to go that that just led me to the question of like for you guys what is your no it has nothing to do with it's nothing to do with gay but like what's your closest vision of what could be nearest to heaven on Earth Heaven on Earth what kind of like setting yeah what does that look like to you honestly
6:46 this it's pretty close no this is like how I want my office to look like and like I want Anthony's office to look like that cuz he lives by me now within 10 minutes and I just want like like this kind of jam and like maybe we like have AR an arcade like The KES machine here and unlimited top shelf alcohol up the ass I'll take the cigars we'll take the cigars too s fun and big booty ████ to serve it all up booty booby ████ they know that and respect that we're married say that they respect respect that's great Arrangement hey no touching I'm married just eye candy when you go on like a trip with Gio and taica and you're just like in a trailer in nature on a cliff
7:38 looking at does that feel like heaven on Earth to you but there's big booty ████ oh yeah you're like ta goes baby like what's the closest thing you've experienced feel I think when I'm able to go on vacation I think when I to go on vacation with those two and uh and I think we all CU you know we all look at things from different lenses but when we're all able to reach the same Vibe I think that's really really really cool like um cuz you know like kids look at kid ████ right like you could be looking at the most beautiful view and then taica sees like someone left their Pokemon card on the ground and he's like what but then we're looking at ████ Niger Falls or whatever so it's like
8:28 it's it's like we're we're in the same place but not on the same page but we're when we're able to be on the same page and like like one of our last spots in Korea was this burger place that we found it was just random burger place but it's literally like one of the top three burgers I love when that happens all of us has ever ever had oh was that the In-N-Out ham McDonald's mix yeah yeah like like ta taica took a bite and he was like oh my God this is the best burger I've ever had and I looked at him I'm like damn you too cuz that's how I felt yeah no and it was just dope that we all he getting it at that year of his life and you're getting it after H 40 downhill but that was that was cool 40 Years of ████ bur to be in that moment where cuz I'm sure I have memories of my mom oh yeah my son ████ loved that vacation and if you
9:19 interview me I'm like that ████ ████ sucked ass so it's cool to be on the same page on whatever if ta does drugs it's cuz he had the best burer of his life at six years old I feel like we're all chasing that Dragon when am I going to find the best murderer this kid's like I ████ found it found it what about you anony yeah what about you what's your gay fantasy I want to just buff big dick dudes everywhere hell yeah uh I will say that's the prompt dude that's the prompt I will say like uh like beach Tropical Paradise with with nah is consistent it's consistent for me and Dam every day that slow life that beautiful sunset that nature calls type of like that's just my backyard
10:10 bro but even Wy ke is too crazy even W ke is too crazy like Maui Maui past pre Fire pre-ir by the way Rocky Beach ████ you rock pee in the water I go to Alam Moana Alam Moana is better but yeah that slow life it's just uh I don't know you when Nature humbles you when when something that you're in is so much bigger that makes you feel small but like the right small cuz I think like you spend so much time in your life trying to be bigger than you are that when you like find a place where you accept what your size is in life in the world and you love that I think that's like the most powerful feeling when I see those waves crash against those like Rocky Mountain formations in Hawaii yeah that's insane you're just like the Lava Rock what the oh ████ man this reminds
11:01 me of what me and Nick were talking about at lunch I was just like I don't think I'm that deep yeah for real what the hell are you guys listen to you cats and I'm like godamn it's poetry what you just said poetry ████ something you open up in a book that makes a little cracking sound when you open it up and and like oh wow that's some deep ████ and I'm just like oh you know they're riding hius in their head yeah and I'm like oh I like being at this beach cuz my wife's wearing a hot ████ bathing suit I can see her butt jiggling around and the girls wear thongs now cheap that's that's not not second place for me you know what I mean I'm not sitting there having ████ esoteric thoughts about oh my God the depth of humanity so small oh my god oh I look at the the waves crash for he's like the bull
11:51 market thank you legit I'm not that complicated I'm like I don't see a ████ wave against a rock wall and go the depth of man man I swear to God I don't instead I go a that's I'm so glad I didn't like try to take a picture up there is are you like thato I'm like I'm I think I'm more like Steve like you know and a lot of ways like I like being around beautiful nature things that like make you feel small make you feel like you're nothing but then I go man this is dop that's literally that's all in my head all I need that's all I need I'm like man I would like to come back here on the same page I'm only poetically articulating the feeling yeah no you agree with the feeling I agree I agree I agree I can't articulate that I go there mentally I don't go there I didn't come up with that in my head I I I guess I went there but I didn't know I went there how about
12:42 that yeah I'm saying this artistically Steve's like hubba hubba hubba thank you legit no I I when I go there I think my reaction is just like like that I just see it I sigh yeah Steve same he goes seriously no I'm not even kidding if you guys saw like the last 10 text messages to my wife it's the same thing every time it's like I'm not there she's there send butt she sends butt I say praise praise praise praise emojis BR yeah yeah about the same thing every time I'm pretty generic ████ dude I'm the Cool Ranch Doritos of man I am every time he open the bag it's a consistent taste and flavor every
13:32 time what's your gay fantasy my gay Paradise man circumcised penis not bad that's all he wants cleaner it's it's hard to say I really live in the moment you know you know what's crazy that might have been the gayest response I've ever heard it's pretty gay one thing that always gets me is when I look outside of the plane window yeah and I see the city that I'm about to land on oh and then that feeling is like it's just weird it's like I see the Grand Canyon wow yeah and I feel so big in a small world you know shut the ████
14:24 up we're not that deep we're not that deep not we're not we're not not ████ no way I'm like well that's pretty pretty I feel so big small I'm like this guy in front of me well I'm like first of all this little girl in front of me it's not kidding sounds like a Seinfeld episode ████ most insane thing ever this happened yesterday this little girl in front of me she's got to be 2 and a half years old or something she keeps on asking ████ questions to to her mom the whole time no she's like Mom what's that Mom what's that Mom what's that and okay now there's these like 55-year-old dudes next to me well there's a 55-year-old dude and his dad who's like 70 and they're doing a crossword puzzle on their phone and they're asking each other questions like What's um what's another name for not on a tree and I'm like are you ████ questions questions
15:14 questions I'm just on my phone trying to play NFL Blitz cuz I have an emulator and I'm like this isn't like this is a this is what Larry David goes through and I'm outside looking at the window like I feel so big in this ████ World talking up the window I'm down looking at me on the beach I'm like I feel so SM God exactly do you guys actually I don't know if I've ever really dreamed of a place like that badly and then not got it wow what a flex I never met a woman I couldn't ████ that's that's a funny way that's I get it I get it yeah yeah yeah yeah it's like so easy if you think about it if you if your if your goals are
16:04 simple right it's easy it's easy cuz it's like it's like oh I wish I could go play in Vegas and you just ████ drive 3 hours and you go play and then that's your heaven for that moment but I don't think I had a I don't I don't think I had a plan so ████ big yet yeah like you never had a dream that you're like well I didn't work out yeah but the cat that you're you know your taxi driver he's like to live in in Vegas it's just dream dream imagine bro I got to stay I got to be real I can never live in my imagine bro oh you never had like a dream to like like let's say your your rap career when that was what you wanted to do you didn't have a dream of like oh yeah yeah I guess I guess that rapper or something yeah I think um it never became like the the reality
16:58 was never like the paradise like in your example I'm trying to go like with your example of like the gay Paradise right you go there every year every year you can't wait to do the gay Paradise again this is our ignorant understanding of the example and you're just like I'm I'm sucking all the dick I want today woo that's the ignorant part I don't have a yearly thing that I ████ look forward to so I'm just like I mean aside from JK like I look for Paradise no I wish I did though I wish I had like a once a year if I got you into fantasy football you would okay see I don't have a thing that's like a community everyone gets together and once a year it's like we're ████ and sucking all week you know that's what I imagine it's it's a paradise we can make it happen have to be sexual but it could be a thing it
17:48 could be it could be a thing of like I'm I'm imagining the essence of it the essence of it is is is annually everyone looks full forward to getting together and doing this big thing that's like paradise right and I don't look forward to anything every year like that like I'll have small dreams here and there of like oh that looks fun I'm going to go to Italy or like I'm going to do this I'm yeah yeah but I'm just trying to like think what is out there cuz like for example like furries right they have their furry con to go to every year what an example ████ Comic Con they they can't it'sot all year long they they ████ do their costume they get ready they get together they have the community all right so if if there was just like a once a year if there was an annual feudal Japan orgy of heterosexuals that sounds mainly women
18:39 would you but I said it doesn't have to be sexual you made it sexual ass eatting sexual prostitute sad loveing to I can't do that Hannah's down that well yeah I mean that she she down that changed immediately what about like what about like if they had like a feudal pan trivia night on the beach in Hawaii that's hilarious and this was Hannah's favorite thing we all get to dress like Samurai and they just they just quiz people on like who knows certain history can I dress like the last you probably be ████ all over that oh you want to hear something that I feel like you probably would like this okay okay so this happens in Canada uh one of my friends he told me he took this this is like a bucket list for most people that really really like snowboarding you go to this place in Canada and you take you know those cattle a pillar ████
19:30 bulldozers mhm oh yeah what the one with like the Tank tank Wheels the yellow oh oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah so this is yeah this is so ████ rural there's no ski lifts so you're you're like if you want to hit fresh powder this is fresh powder and this is like uh the closest you're going to get to jumping out of a helicopter but the problem with the helicopter is they can't pick you back up so you can't do multiple runs this is like helicopter with multiple runs everyone goes you're in this giant ████ caterpillar thing the caterpillar thing can fit like 20 people that's how big it is so it's probably like from this wall all the way to that wall that's the size of this thing the ████ so you and your boys each one containing 20 people no girls allowed go they this thing climbs the mountain ████ fresh powder you ride down that thing comes back down picks you up and it rides wow isn't that ████ czy
20:21 that sounds sick now that so when I was talking to him about that I was like who are in the other caterpillars cuz you have to rent the whole thing and it's like 20 30g like thing for just that one thing and he was like oh like the the vam snowboard team is in one the what like the the US Olympic team serious people people that love love it I got to get to that level but the type of snow he's been able to hit he was just showing me some pictures I'm like out of a movie yeah it looks insane looks like you're ████ like a Netflix document which one is all the gay dudes that makes heaven like on Earth happen they're probably ████ in the caterpillar going up stey all fresh powder baby but yeah when did they get to the cabin oh dude but the way he was talking to me about that sounds cooth it was like he couldn't wait till next year yeah do you guys have like an annual thing that like everyone just like oh I can't wait football team draft me Joe Beretta Phil
21:13 def Franco uh Sean kitner all these beautiful people I love Aon Massie so is that your gay Paradise wife yeah but my wife's in it too cuz I had to make sure she's in there to be my ████ beard you know what I mean no it's just it's a great group of people we've in the same fantasy league for 14 years now oh my God and I know it's the longest thing I've ever done of anything in my life and I think so you do the draft in person every year we do it we try to uh but yeah we mostly do yeah want exclusive invite to is that the one you're giving me an invite to is that what you're talking about if the spot opens up one we we're going to do it at my house this year wow that's one I'm invited to that's one you were talking about when I Wasing but you can't participate and you can't talk that's no suggestions pretty cool that many of those specific people love that that much no and I love these these
22:05 people and um I have I have their backs they have mine I just it's just a great group of people I would love to have something like that maybe in the form of like like the annual hunting trip or something where it's something that it's like so remote and out of the way to do that it's not really realistic or sustainable to do every month so that's why everyone like special Year everyone gold then does that think that be cool sting here we're like a group of boys that are down for each other that are all looking for something like that that have similar interests but we're just going to like talk about like what we would love to outside of this group yeah well no I this group is special to me too but we just don't have like something like that but we're spoiled we get to see lot so how about we just like I don't know make something like that dud this morning when I showed up this morning like you know we all did
22:57 the the I missed you didn't see you in a while me and B's like haven't seen you in a while and it felt bad and it's like I love this place man that's our gay Paradise yeah this is our gay Paradise pretty gay Paradise if I had to pick a gay Paradise okay this is our gay heaven on Earth this is my favorite place to be though by the way I take this over any place yeah yeah so Joe's not turned on anymore you know when we did shoot at the Trump Tower yeah doing something stupid once a year like that would be yo that's my gay Paradise then we did see the expenses and all like how much much how much do you think you spent how much no we calculated was it like 20 G's or something oh my God it was something C we could have shot it at either of our houses and say let's do something cooler next time no it yeah it was like 10 or 20 it was something where like we had the best buffet there for the money yeah let's not do that anymore that's true yeah I've never been sicker ever I got
23:49 typhoid F eating the Circus Circus buffet looking at the ████ guy the meet hey dude is this beef he's like I don't know I like an annual bad investment that's nice that's pretty funny no that's cuz we were still burning like we made Seven figures
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