0:00 you have to have this way and if you miss a note he would go mine was like that too we had I had quarters and he would whack me with the Chopstick I do think it's kind of funny hearing a kid cry while trying to play Jingle Bells jingle [Music] jingle welcome back to careful boys where we're today we're talking about what stereotypes are we the most like what oh so you're making The Stereotype True by your ex [Music] I like porn that's true uh that's a not a regular stereotyp a good stereotype a stereotype horny yeah but what kind of porn do you like though cuz if it's normal porn that's I like cartoons you like cartoon porn but the Japanese ones they have really good stories do you
0:50 like the octopus ones no not really do you like do you like the do you like the act of like I don't know like panty sniffing and uh no that's too extreme would you ever order I think I'm no I'm lightweight I'm lightweight Japanese I'm lightweight I'm not like otaku Japanese is your penis pixelated no you have to be born in Japan to have A8 bit dick okay could you ever could you ever jerk it to an anime figurine maybe if I was 12 thanks for making me think of that you're not if you're that age too all right that's a fact yeah we're both 12 it's a fact you can look it up it's the law I feel like I'm a emotionless Chinese guy emotionless Chinese that's pretty cool cuz I feel like that like uh the Chinese stereotype is like efficiency yeah I don't care
1:42 like you know like a open restaurants open during Christmas cuz you just you know everybody come in as long as you pay pay customer I don't care if you call me race Jo SL you know I still make you food I my favorite thing about Chinese like very just like practical I feel like Chinese restaurants would close at 9:00 p.m. and you could hit you could go there at 8:59 and they'll still take you just be like come on come on come on all right and then they're like we're closing okay hurry up in order and then they'll hook it up while the ████ cooks and everyone's eating on the table they're trying to put chairs up and mop the floors but they'll let you ████ eat and stay until they lock that door remember we went to dinner at that Chinese restaurant and then we were like man you know what we really hit the spot some dim some and it was like freaking 8:30 p.m. and then we were like could you make us dim some and he was like okay like super like it wasn't even on
2:34 the menu though not even on the menu yeah let me go see what we can do but you were like no we'll pay for it if you just like make it right now yeah they'll do anything I love how they make it happen they'll do anything yeah they'll just make it happen dude it was so classic dude we don't have that right now okay that's so I feel like that there's like a huge part of me that is like that and a lot of things it's easy for me to put like like emotions aside for stuff if things need to get done or whatever I feel like I could were you always like that from since you were a kid I'll make it happen um I don't know I think it it it popped out more when I got with Gio cuz she'll pointed out way more so you didn't realize it about I didn't realize it you were doing it but you didn't realize it it's not because of Gio yeah like for example like uh when we were in in college we would hang out with our group and we would have like a kick back at my house and then I
3:26 would just leave and go to sleep you know and then like so when me and Gio started getting together and we have like a pot lck or whatever people start hanging out if I'm tired I just leave and go to sleep Gio's like don't you want to like host or whatever like you got to like host we still got people over I'm like they don't how to like leave and stuff I'm tired dude Bart's charts turned the lights off and ████ it's like well we're all talking in the living room this food starts turning off the L arms to security thing you can't even get out I always feel like I had to be structured I always feel like I had to be the host good host I have to be yeah I have to the hostess with the most is that your 30% Chinese side of you clean or no the white side it's New Year it's oh yeah it's up we're right around the L we're around 40% now yeah so that part didn't really stand out to me until she started pointing out how like this is what regular people do and you don't
4:17 do that you just do this and I'm like oh okay I see that now and then he's like good night I see any Viet stereotypes Viet do you identify as a Chinese or a Vietnamese both definitely both culturally Viet but like gentically if you're culturally Viet then that's probably the one that you have the most stereotypes of right I think um I think only until recently I identified with a generic Asian stereotype of driving because like you think you're a bad driver see here's the thing in my mind I think I'm a good driver because my definition of good driving right is like I could do anything while I'm driving I could ████ watch YouTube videos I could speed I can cut this off I can go the ████ off and I don't get accidents or
5:07 anything like that you know we're we're the same driver that's what I'm talking they cause accidents around them ████ eating I'm doing all that ████ right but then apparently passengers in my car like whoa whoa whoa they're the Family Guy of good luck everybody house but I'm like yeah we got there in 2 minutes to spare that's why I'm always on time yep yep that's tight everybody dies around you I think you're bad driver you can't ████ get to your spot on time well you also have a self driving car now though too there it is and that's where I slow down I fall didn't that one time happen where you cut someone off and then they went to your license plate and then they found you on IG yeah it was Phil Garvin actually they sent a photo on our group me oh it's Phil but you know the thing is everyone Cuts everybody off that doesn't mean you're a good or bad driver it's all about the context not supposed to cut people off dude you're not we're in La you have to if you don't cut
5:57 people off you're going to be the loser that's true you're not going to get it La is pretty nice though a lot of people let you in for a big city they drive really nice you do learn fast though that if you use your signal you're a chump you're a ████ chump everyone's going to gas it around you yeah everyone guns it hard so that was my definition growing up it's like if you can like survive and navigate while everybody else is being a dick then you're a good driver not are you following the ████ every Rule and driving at the speed limit you know but I can understand what passengers are in my car in life have you ever had a moment where like something you did or said someone reacted to it and was like typical Vietnamese typical vietnames only we were sitting here with ████ under the influence and V was like oh yeah dude black T-shirt gold chain I knew you at least half and I was like oh ████ oh ████ that was crazy kind
6:47 of threw me off that's like the uniform of Vietnamese people black T-shirt and a gold chain and then also like I didn't think about it growing up but like now that I'm like dude I really enjoy drinking and gambling ████ Vietnamese so there's that that's a Vietnamese thing I might have like a drinking and gambling problem I don't know I don't know is it a problem if it's giving you Joy it's like the driving thing when people are with you at the casino they're like damn Anthony slow down you know what mind I'm like dude I'm warming up any stereotypes for you guys I don't what are the Filipino stereotypes again oh I thought you were Indian Jolly Be oh yeah that's true yeah music and dance and talent in general this is what you're not though like he is super talented so that fits The Stereotype the Filipino stereotype is you're either ████ playing basketball or you're singing or dancing right so he fits the
7:38 stere he does because they do it at an elite level like when they seeing it's like you could be discovered right now that I mean that's the Filipino stereotype is that you're like for some reason you do some type of music and some kind of dance like you're just a little child Entertainer how did all these Filipinos get so good at singing at a young age they just they're so good at egging each other on I think that's what it is I think like so they're like come on come on let's say that you're a little kid and it's your first time on the karaoke mic and you sound like ████ everyone's still going to go wo and they're going to go and then it like Hypes you up and you just I think they're just good at hyping each other up and you just do it over and over and you end up getting good because when even if it's bad it's good cuz it's fun it's like Phil N I can't sing for ████ so you can sing No I can't yeah yeah yeah that's ████ Ryan talk that's some Ryan talk immediately yes oh are
8:28 you good at design like ████ suck it good at revamp the entire place I think Filipinos are good at just uh at just like gassing each other up for skills so then they keep practicing because of a positive reinforcement yeah and it's like it's like with you know that stereotype of like a bunch of Filipino kids break dancing and getting good at it is because of that they're just like yo that's so tight and then they just like get good together but it's it's rare that you find like a at least to me a Filipino person that grows up outside of the culture that has that same like Jack of all trades skill set yeah it's a very Filipino nurturing thing yeah I so tight they get into Hobbies together cuz it's not as bad as it's not as bad as like Chinese or Japanese when you're doing a a hobby your parents shut it down they're like no study hard Philippines are are less
9:18 like that yeah they're more like show your aunt what you what you learned show your uncle you know what East Asians do is like oh you're into that well let me make it brutally not fun by putting it under a crazy training regimen and then I'll give you an instructor that beats your ass and doesn't even give you any positive reinforcement oh you like to break dance we break your fingers yeah that was my piano teacher though he was Japanese and he was hella crazy yeah and they'll ████ you up it was his dad huh probably dude that would be the sickest wa that would blow our mind his name was Paul Matsumoto Matsumoto and he would hold a pencil he would sharpen a pencil before every lesson he would hold it above my hand oh cuz you have to play like perfect for yeah and then the you have to have this way and if you miss a note he would go and you go yeah mine was like that too we had had quarters and he
10:08 would whack me with the Chopstick that's worse dude I wish I went through that yeah honestly I didn't play any songs I even liked that's why I hated it you kitty look how good he is it makes you better faster for sure I was playing some whack ass songs I do think it's kind of funny hearing a kid cry while trying to play Jingle Bells jingle jingle ah a it's like the most jolliest song you get you're getting your ass beat to ████ the wrong notes of Jingle Bells Oh and I think the negative stereotypes I lived those too of like just being ████ a toxic dude for sure I've heard this but I've never really witnessed it but everyone goes Filipino dudes are like the most toxic there's a reason so many girls say that and it's pretty freaking true maybe it's from a girl's persp dud there's one Filipino
10:58 man stereotype yeah yeah they knock women up and then they leave their wives and they go knock more women up oh that's just being a Latin lover that's just being a dude I think that's if you're a salsa teacher I've seen it in like at least 50% of my all my Filipino homies dang like all their dads left hella babies Mas hella like almost every single Filipino homie of mine like their their mom is Remar the mom's still in the family and they've remarried I learned that later in life because growing up in 7day ametist that never happened because you can't get divorced yeah but then like once I left uh the church and I saw that it is pretty high it's like super common for Filipinos they're just like very Casanova for some weird reason they can't resist the lobbing yeah they're so smooth I do have a I have a homie in Fitness and uh he's half Filipino and
11:49 his dad is Filipino and he's a personal trainer and he would tell me he begged every one of his clients I was like damn that's crazy and his dad's like 60 and he's still doing it he's still banging his clients oh that's ████ crazy he's laying it down we should check his tea levels quite High quite High he's probably trying to compensate for low te here's a Filipino stereotype Ryan probably isn't living in California are you a Lakers fan I was when I was growing up yeah but not but I was more of a basketball card fan if that makes sense makes sense for you I was into cards and because we were in you know like everyone loved Lakers I would hoard Lakers cards cuz I knew everyone wanted them that's cool there but I wasn't really Filipinos and SoCal like Lakers blood Nick Van XEL and Eddie Jones are the last guys I know after that really that was the best ERA what made you stop I stopped collecting cards I mean I
12:40 still have them all but once I grew out of it then yeah so you weren't watching games you were collecting the cards I was watching I went to games but because it was like that era I thought Lakers were the best team I don't even know if they were I just thought they were number were when you were were are they worth anything yeah yeah the Kobe rookies are oh you still have that I still have all of you're insane and now he's dead I know they shot up in price like crazy right when he passed and then they've been slowly like evening out they were for a bit but that's the asking I don't think I don't think people are really paying for that but that is what people list them as but nobody's like no wonder you're net worth 19 million got all the cars it's Justin Kobe rookie cards and Nick Van X Jones and my Cedric Sabal Jersey sick I know Filipino stereotype that you're not you
13:31 don't operate on Filipino time oh oh and you're reliable that's a huge thing so I was raised in a white trash family my family is garbage my uh we had a double w trailer hot guess my sister's hot but she but but you know and she was pregnant a lot like during my youth so there there you go um we had a double wed trailer like parked in in front of my house oh that's a stereotype that is a stereotype use it as like one of the rooms or it's just full of stuff it's just full of ████ and it was like old and like had scob webs all over so you can't even go inside and hang and it wasn't even ours it's my uncle and the tires were flat TI spider webbed up and ████ yeah yeah we also we had a um uh I guess a field that's part of our house
14:21 but it was just filled with garbage and like like old cars and like ████ like old parts and ████ and like ████ screen doors and stuff screen doors oh yeah and like rattlesnakes used to like cuz this is an Escondido rattlesnakes would like you could hear them out there and ████ like that um and those houses were the funnest though you would play in the trailer and then you go out and oh we couldn't go in the trailer it was locked it was oh locked yeah but it was so like imagine like you're in your living room are you're like in like like your whatever your little office room and there's just a trailer View through the window that's what it was it was so weird uh and I didn't really I didn't know that my family was garbage and trash until like I moved out but who were you guys in the neighborhood was every we were the guys that everyone no we were the guys who
15:12 get letters oh yeah cuz like your your grass is like taller than like a human being and so like it's disturbing you're the one bringing down the neighborhood property value yeah no legit and cuz cuz the junkyard area was like the view for most people because of the way their house was set so they had to look at this ████ garbage and like like my uncle would like take these big storage containers and just fill them with like old like screen doors and ████ doors and like all kinds of ████ just ████ just ████ because he's a contractor and so like he would just like maybe use that ████ one day but he never does he always buys new ████ so like he might need it for later yeah so yeah my parents were like renting that house from him and we lived there and then like he was like a slum Lord basically and like ████ yeah
16:03 double wed trailer having the trailer in the front's pretty St stereotype and we had a big family so it's was like you know me and three siblings and then um s████████ of cousins everywhere and like sometimes like after I moved out I guess my cousins moved in and then at one point my dad lost his business and so like a Mexican family moved in with my parents and like they basically split the house in half not kidding what they split the house in half so like the Mexican family was like they like built out a part of the garage area and then they like they like took two rooms in the house and they all split the kitchen and that was just like so you guys just coexisted like that yeah they coexisted and they were cool everyone was cool to each other yeah and like um the the Mexican family was always cool to us and they would like fix ████
16:53 randomly um yeah the sink is new out of nowhere yeah that's dope yeah it was but it was but it was super cuz I would just come home for Christmas and ████ and like all of a sudden there's like dogs everywhere and like I'm like that's not our dog I'm like there's dogs everywhere and and so the Mexican family when they moved in they brought in all their stuff and so like every time I came home for Christmas or whatever the parking lot was like completely jam packed full because they had a s███████ of family we had a s███████ of cousins and family and ████ must have sound must have been a big part it was like we're parking at a concert it was crazy and then because my family is just such utter garbage our our whole patio area as soon as we moved in from Virginia this I'm talking 199 well 96 we filled this entire area with just
17:46 boxes yes and I don't know what is this what is the Box Thing what is what is this boxing my dad was a complete hoarder when it came to boxing my family's hoarder lab write anything yeah they're label kind cardboard boxes yeah cardboard boxes the label says I must be part white cuz half of my office is in cardboard boxes it what's what was in the boxes that your played nothing it was just we would get the box and then we keep the box and then heaven forbid my mom ever tried to throw out the box he'd get pissed but it's empty or there's stuff in there it's empty no it's just a stack of empty boxes in the garage in the backyard just ████ everywhere just guess what you never have to buy again boxes and that's what he said but what if it rains doesn't it get all soaked up in the garage oh well our boxes were under a patio cover but still outside
18:38 and like all of our all of our stuff was still in there oh okay but mine is like old newspapers just random ████ my dad has old newspapers my dad did that that's that's a white thing keeping newspapers yeah my dad has every ████ because you use the newspapers when you do a haircut or something right yeah are you are you guys keeping them to use them as just scrap paper or as heirlooms I keep them I don't keep them my D I don't know why he does it there there is one Christmas that we utilize the boxes as a box within the box within the Box gift that type of thing to my dad as a joke of like what the ████ are we could do with these boxes gave more and he was just like cool well at least I get to keep the boxes he was he was more excited about keeping his own boxes the present Inside the Box wanted he was like boxes I didn't know that was like a
19:29 white stereotype that you guys just hoard boxes I didn't know either but listening to Steve's story I'm like I don't know what it is about the box and my mom and my dad are hoarders so they just like ████ it's like 69ing with ████ my parents are hoers I don't know what it iszy world class collectors huh yeah garbage people white trash Supreme do you I season your food okay so this is different this is different so I there's a part of my family that does not I do my family does but there's a part of my family that does not wait what do you mean by not seasoning this is what I'm talking about white people like Bland stuff there are certain white people that just the mountain whites the non yeah the non whites the mountain whites Oh I thought you said the non- whites I'm like no no Appalachian whites yeah where they just do like salt and pepper or barely any salt on a chicken what and then they Grill it and that's
20:19 how they eat it my father-in-law doesn't season steaks or not my father-in-law my brother's father-in-law that's why I said it's in my family he doesn't season steak so what does he do he just Cooks It eats it with ketchup and ████ ketchup garbage or A1 Sauce well that's the only way to eat a steak in my no marinade at all well I do cuz that is a stereotype of white people that they don't like Seas that's crazy I like season I love seasoning but my dad um told me growing up he says Stephen you're every time you go to one of these fancy ass you see one of these fancy ass steakhouses grab the bottle all those people well all those all those people they just like to sit there and pay more for the same thing you get at Denny's it's the same exact ████ it all comes from the same part of the cow that's what he would say and you guys don't want to buy a Sizzlers no I do oh
21:09 yeah no but it's the same ████ and then for the first time I was like 22 and I caught myself saying this ████ just repeating what my dad said a bunch of times and then my friend's like have you ever had like like a really good steak at like Ruth Chris Steakhouse whatever and I was like I was like ████ no why would I pay like more for the same part of the cat all that ████ and then I actually went and I was like oh my God this is completely different the cow ain't even from the same country it melts in your mouth you don't have to chew it you don't have to put sauce on it I that's the first time I ate a steak without A1 sauce on it now they just put a little salt and they're good yeah now they Bas did you have any white but any white female stereotypes any white female stereotyp what are like white like do you call the cops on everything think
21:59 like a Karen no she's not at she maybe she's not at that age yet oh what about this what about when you're in the shower and you hear something scary happen do you have to go investigate do you go toward the danger yeah towards danger you go toward ████ do be listening problem yeah but she's actually going to probably kill somebody she go I mean with with a brother and a dad when I when I was younger I not have to do that oh yeah that's tight now I'm like go ahead come in were you ever like when you were kid did you ever just like yell at your parents oh yeah oh there you go that's a good one shut up Frank cuz we couldn't do that frck it it wouldn't be the ignition I wouldn't start it it would be it would build up to it so like let's
22:51 say I'm getting grounded for something and then I'm you know trying to have an argument about why I shouldn't and then that would build into something and then I say well ████ it I'm already pretty much ████ I'm already grounded for a month you said the f word to your parents wow you're like this is where I get the pencil yeah dude I'll never forget when I when I moved out and then I got to come home and start swearing and my I'd watch my mom and dad like ████ be like pissed cuz they can't say ████ what are you going to do now I don't I you can't say that the roof thing anymore ████ the roof Ro you're under my roof yeah you can't say that ████ now what are you going to do so I I would extra ████ the roof they ever do the why you ask them why because I'm the parrot that was my that was my thing because I'm the parrot there was okay yeah but you never yelled at your parents huh I never yelled not if I was going to guarantee get my ass whooped my mom and
23:42 I we but if my dad got involved all hell broke Lo like my brother and I were like running up the stairs because that's when like the belt The Hanger was grabbed like that was like oh ████ now my dad's getting involved okay now we now we got to run they're the actual enforcer one time I was going to get like a ████ rider truck to to like go to my parents house and just like take some of the ████ away and while my parents were on vacation vacation by the way means that they drove up like to a ████ holiday in express okay yeah exactly um but but and then my mom caught wind of it cuz one of my little brothers leaked it uh cuz they didn't want to ████ work with me like lifting all the ████ and stuff and my mom and dad called me speaker phone Mom crying because I'm going to throw away garbage yes yes we would have to sneak
24:35 throwing away to leave my ████ garbage alone Steve and my dad was like St Steven you can't and when they do the Steven Paul thing it's like I'm they're both talking yeah done it's an emergency don't you dare throw away these freaking Del taco sauce packets legit dud perfectly good that's a like psychological border problem what was their what was their actual verbal reasoning like what would they say to get you to like change your mind it's there's no reason to these people it is an emotional attachment to to junk it's just don't do it please that's it yeah yeah Stephen don't that's my stuff you guys don't understand from one world class collector to another okay yeah ████ you guys don't get it yeah yeah yeah wow that's it is that's it you just don't get it white trash high [Music]
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