0:01 I don't know what gay people like don't they just like normal ████ like ████ frozen yogurt [Music] who knows anything about the gay version of the Olympics no what there's a gay version yeah I swear like have I ended have I been tonight so there's been 11 of them I didn't know there was a gay Olympics it's called the gay games yeah man the gay games is it like who can be gayer than the other one no but it's not about being gay like that they have sports events just like the Olympics but everyone's gay oh cool what the hell I mean that's like just gave me but in this one you have to be gay so
0:52 it's been going on since 1982. what straight guys can't get in there dude well I mean I guess you could technically they can't stop me though right I mean they'll be discriminating I think they would believe it's believable if you did it nice I think so too so in 1982 was the how do they screen to make sure you're gay right they'll be like kiss me kiss me kiss me auditions you can't flip okay it's a casting couch I actually don't know how they screened it but there's been some Olympic events where uh where there were more participants in the gay games and they were in the real really what but so it started in 1982 the first one was in San Francisco and then um they did it there the next time as well 1990 moved to Canada 94 was in New York 98 it was in the Netherlands 2002 was in Australia it's a legit
1:43 ████ organization it is legit it's super legit so they do every four years too every four years yeah and they do the same ████ like shot put ████ track swimming yeah are they represented by countries they have like 30 to 35 sports events per Olympics they'll have like like uh like look at it look at this the first one there was 1350 participants in the last one there was ten thousand whoa participants yeah whoa that's crazy amazing and then um but is it like the sparta race where everyone just does it and it's not like um like the Olympics where you have like lifelong athletes and ████ I would say a little bit there are less uh parameters that you have to meet in order to qualify maybe there's none at all sometimes I'm not sure you have to run specific ways [Laughter] you know I mean like
2:33 I don't know what's the audition like how do you know I don't even know how the auditions are you just say you just say you're gay because what if you just like sports probably yeah like what if you really like sports and just like there's not enough competitions in the world and then they're like I found another one that I can go join you know what's funny is that there was one point in time where they were gonna um hold the gay games in Montreal but there was a disagreement over like uh how to do it so Montreal split off and they made their own like uh the out games or something like that the out games something like that out something but then um so they ended up splitting the market so there's two now yeah so there was like a internal gay battle Yeah but the gay games is definitely still doing better than the Republic of the Montreal one yeah Montreal one lost a lot of money it's like the NFL you can't be the usfl you can't be except you can't be none of
3:23 that it's just gay games got a monopoly on gay sports yeah it's pretty cool so in 2018 they had it in Paris France where do you think they're having it next it's probably uh Saudi Arabia the most let's how about let's yeah let's rule out places I think right on Brazil probably not you keep looking at next something in Pasadena in the front is it in America it's not in America not in America let's just say this it's in a place where some people don't want it to be there oh even though every time they do it someone doesn't want it to be there but like people really don't want this people are real pissed about like Morocco no it's not Morocco is it is it an area where yeah Philippines dude that would kill in the Philippines oh really they support that stuff that the dark day was gonna be like big boy bad boy jersey's not even in power anymore okay never
4:13 mind Malaysia you heard her answer China China close Taiwan close closer Hong Kong but why don't people want to know they don't they're not they're not like uh homophobic and Hong Kong well there's some human rights there's some human rights activists that are protesting it and I found that to sound strange I was like human rights activists don't want yeah that would mean they would they would want it I think there's something in the politics with uh the gay games and with the China stuff oh I see oh that's right Hong Kong's yeah owned by China but they're like you can govern yourself if you want to there's a conflict of interesting heavy China influence yeah but they go oh but that I think you shouldn't and then they're like too much micromanaging from
5:03 China yeah so there's a bunch of protests trying to take down the gay games from happening in Hong Kong but the gay games have responded saying that no matter what happens they are not going to cancel it wow do you have any stats from the gay games yeah like just comparison like let's say like 100 meter sprint from regular Olympics to like I want to see how far like oh like the actual sports stats yeah I don't have those but um I got some facts about it yeah yeah all right so uh here's some interesting things I want to see pictures yeah me too I don't want to see videos he's laughing already I think my imagination yeah all right I need to like what kind of colors do you think if it's not like Pride I'm gonna be so it looks honestly it looks pretty freaking cute because like I feel like like the gay community always always does things with like Pizzazz they do things better a lot so
5:54 so like yeah it's like Olympics is just Bland because you're just like athleticism ugh like what about those uniforms yeah what about pageantry dude um come on but then some of the sports they had in the in the very first one they had basketball track and field bowling volleyball wrestling swimming and this and Tina Turner would perform the opening ceremony wow wow is he still alive in the first one 82. but the Olympics actually suit the gay games at one point really because originally the name was the Gay Olympics end of the Olympics are like you can't do that see I told you they should have called it Gay Olympics yeah make it all one but Gay Olympics uh kind of it's kind of unfair because they do have the Special Olympics the new Olympics police Olympics and dog Olympics and they can't have Gay Olympics they have police Olympics and Olympics didn't sue any of
6:46 them to change maybe because back then when you when you're like oh the Olympics are so gay like you know how when you said stuff like that so then like the Olympics got offended because you're like hey don't call us gay we're not the Gay Olympics yeah so like maybe that's why they didn't like it yes oh yeah but to answer your question on some of the athleticism uh there are some world records that were set at the Gay Olympics wow yeah all right look at some serious athletes of something that just in case you were wondering America are those kids it almost no they're like I don't think they're kids I bet they have more fun at the Gay Olympics than they do with the regular it almost looks like AI that image um another fun fact is uh did you guys hear about the Olympics is just like a hardcore ████ fest with with athletes and the best specimens of the world yeah at the Olympic Village right yeah I heard that there's always you always find condoms everywhere this time and
7:36 everyone stuffs their mouths full of McDonald's which is crazy yeah that's like these are the top genetic people in the universe so they could eat McDonald's and still be like buff so they have uh it's a usually they have like in the village McDonald's has a 24-hour restaurant because they sponsor the Olympics and everyone just can't wait to go there and just get especially if you're from a different country too yeah like you're from Iraq you can go to like get all the McDonald's you want and they'll pack it and I'll bring it back home just because it won't go bad yeah it lasts forever no but uh like that's one of the main things they're just hyped to have McDonald's and they're they have Elite genetics so they eat fish fillet again yeah I think the way their body can convert things is just not normal you know it's not fair not fair at all I wonder how many people got pregnant from the Olympics that's the best place though yeah Elite genetics
8:26 and then you inseminate with Elite genetics make super children stamina strong so they probably go forever yeah they're probably busting it down all the time probably but then I wonder if they come and then get tired and then they lose I bet it happens to some people I bet some people party a little too hard right you know especially if it's their first Olympics and it's like they're a little too excited can you imagine how many people like lost because of that because they party too hard I bet that's a thing for sure is there an Olympic event that's comprised of athletes that do not have ideal looking bodies there's a ton of them like what like what a shock put yeah a shot put there's like a lot of fat dudes yeah they don't they don't look like what you think is athletic until they move oh when they move you're like oh my God this ████ 300 pound person is very graceful and
9:16 explosive what about the arch like the archery dudes or the shooters they probably look normal they don't look like yeah on either end of the spectrum or like the ping pong Stars they look like you just beat them up yeah but their forearms are probably cute they got crazy hops they're like ████ springy and it's the Cavs or the power walkers have you seen the power walker what that's in the Olympics they're probably just real lean the prizes Like rules have you ever looked at speed walking times I thought I was a fast speedwalker so I was like oh maybe I could try out they do a mile in like uh five minutes 5 30. so the balloon with speed walking is that one foot has to be like faster than most people's running that's how crazy these ████ are the rule is that one foot has to be on the ground you said or both one foot has to be on the ground like both feet can't be off the ground because when you run technically you know you're what kind of sponsorship
10:08 can you get as a speed Walker Sketchers A6 Korea Brooks Korean Mizuno yeah Mizuno this guy's a big Mizuno guy you're a big Mizuno man I'm just not a nerd I just like ████ so I know a lot about ████ yeah I think New Balances are really good walking shoes yeah that's true more Brands anybody what are some brands that would be great for gay games I don't know what gay people like those are just like normal ████ like ████ frozen yogurt hey I live in weho gelato I like frozen yogurt oh yeah you can ask him what do you think yeah what's a gay brand because these days everyone's like trying to Market to gay folks like everybody everybody's like using the gay community as a way to make Lululemon
10:59 yeah that's a gay brand no no I'm wearing Lulu I like Lulu is that Lululemon yeah these are like 300 dude honestly how much are those the whole time because tip was like you should buy a new pair like pants and I was like okay whatever and I went to Lulu and I was like dude I'm not gonna spend 100. their s███'s comfortable as ████ I put it on and I was like okay I'm spending that much money what's the difference why does it it's just they just feel so once you put them on you'll know you know who has extraterrestrials Lululemon Factories do they got some extraterrestrial ████ technology look at what the it doesn't make I'm literally pulling like his pocket by like that's not my pocket what do you mean so it just stretches that's just why it's cool it's just it's just good ████ like I don't know how else to put it like honestly the best it's the best on the market for sure you can take it back so like if you get a clear or something like a defective
11:49 like situation on your leggings or something you just take it back no receipt and they just give you no receipt I couldn't imagine spending this much money on work pants but Santia is pretty good too you can't take anything back but they won't even be there but can I share something Sue yes I did buy a pair of fake Yeezys on that website Teemu and let me tell you hey can I tell you yeah very good really thirty dollars they look real what do they I don't even care if they look real they feel great on my feet okay there you go and I put these on and they feel like ████ well what's the site it's like Chinese Amazon have you seen that the orange app because it's everywhere they're giving you like things Dirt Cheap like two bucks for sure child labor but you know everything's child labor what is this
12:40 why are you against children having work yeah you're making money that's why that's why I bought a lot of things off a lot of us went through child labor isn't it illegal to say that you bought a fake thing and endorse it on YouTube can I yeah I think it's illegal to do that really yeah well this is a lot allegedly yeah allegedly nice knowing you [Music]
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