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Truck Driver Elected After Spending $153 on His Campaign (ft. Gilbert Galon)

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0:00 [Music] so there's a truck driver who's about to out oust a new jersey senate uh state senate president after he only spent 153 dollars on his campaign shut the ████ up oh yeah i just saw this this morning um how do you know what to say he's in new jersey uh what is he us a governor now or a uh state senator oh state senator alstom yeah we didn't beat him [Laughter] donuts for his campaign mostly uh for like some of the people volunteers we're working for yeah that's all you have to do okay yes no well he i just saw this like i think it was on cnn or whatever but they're just like hey

0:50 you just beat the democrat there and then he's all like i didn't beat him the state of new jersey did good answer damn he's already good he's a man of the people he knows how to talk that's a truck driver yeah he's just some dude just like regular everyday dude and he beat one of the the most uh longest serving uh politicians in new jersey good it probably means that guy was doing a s█████ ass job bro everyone's just like ████ this ████ i already like donuts dude 153 in donuts is like a million dollar suit that's a lot of fun maybe that guy you don't know what it is like five bucks i know dude they're expensive now everything's so good jersey's pretty interesting because um i don't know where you guys go they have jersey city and then like out there it's it's pretty blue and then right right yeah and but the rest of it is pretty red

1:40 so he says that he he got into the raise after he was denied a concealed carry permit just despite having a clean record so he's like why the ████ i mean jersey's as bad as california though when it comes to it's actually worse than california when it comes to like um how strict their gun laws are damn really jersey why i don't know it's just you know different states different laws you know what's crazy is i thought the whole state hated newsome and then he was getting recalled right and then all of a sudden he's back in that's crazy no i think people hated him but they just they didn't recall him no they didn't vote him out it was but when you go to sacramento the capitol building all four sides have ████ newsome billboards so in his own hometown imagine going to work every day and you ████ open the blinds and it just says ████ you everywhere you and i'm like damn even you're like oh you come in here

2:30 kind of that's awesome i should have signs yeah because when they did the recall i don't know what the vote was single tier make sense i don't think the vote was that close though no yeah it was it was still a lot of people keeping them in office because nobody wanted larry elder in california l.a county like they're the ones that carried that there's just la is the one that carried the win yeah that's very true actually the rest of california like ████ hates them yeah easier to win that but td ballet like oh my god news makes me comb have you guys seen the other side of the argument of as why they wanted to keep them well they wanted to keep the amount of money that would have been wasted right it was just the yeah the instability that you have to restructure everything and then he can't really do anything anyway like he's not the one implementing all these ████ laws yeah dude i'm down to literally elect

3:21 anybody if i i'm not just pointing out meet kevin the ████ youtuber i wanted him to do it i wanted him to do it dude was he he ran he ran meet kevin no but it was like he was top ten though he did the debates but in the top ten is like three percent bro yeah yeah yeah the only the closest one was the the the black republican larry elder yeah elder yeah yeah dude mr beast ran it we've been over i know because no democrat was gonna challenge um you know newsom no he's the standing guard was going as what like an independent no no as a democrat he was the only challenge or him in another one but he was the only challenger that was a democrat that was running against mr beast would run on the beast party that's how i know he would win he really called it the beast party are those burgers good i don't know i've never had one they look good i never tried it could order one yeah do right

4:12 now you gotta do it at that pop-up or something when it's when it's ready are they still going on is that still happening i think i saw i want to try it he has burgers yeah yeah mr beast burgers dude come on get with your ████ dude what does mr beast do like his video content ████ crosses the internet with he gives away gives away money really modern day ████ price is right kind of always thought about that instead of trying to keep it just give all your money away to get more no ████ no bro we're not missing i do it for the fans also i'm not part of this you tell tiger belly to do that ████ what the ████ come over here tell us to give money away recently made a ████ ton of money right stop man and say the year you got to get rid of your taxes right away so you gotta like make me donate the richest guy i know ridiculous didn't that jack cost like six thousand dollars oh this is from marshall we're hanging

5:02 by a threat dude we can't give away anymore no one's gonna have any more jobs left this guy can't get new t-shirts yeah t-shirts we're still the same obviously mr beast do that though i think i reflected your hat's so expensive oh man gave away five hundred thousand dollars in one video wow but apparently he made a million dollars apparently his tax pack he just killed himself though like good lord too many write-offs yeah he dude he'll do a video where he's like the last person to stop touching the lamborghini he gets to keep it or whatever i'm like ████ hey this this is just one video what's next week's video he just recently did that beach cleanup thing that cost like 200 mil or something he raised like 10 mil for 10 million did a fundraiser because i was like 200 million beaches those are my least favorite of his videos i'm like get back to the lambos and cool ████

5:56 he's doing some kind of squid game things i'm like yeah he's doing a squid game yeah yeah yeah yeah it was his most expensive video he's gonna kill everybody i don't know he would get away with it yes i'm mr b we're in international waters yeah i'm gonna kill 400 people last man standing all right you know this um news that i saw today what was pretty crazy is that it kind of um shocked a lot of people because it's been pretty heavily democrat back to back to back right yeah so then out of nowhere they're like blindsided with the with this um republican trucker like what the ████ is going on and then basically um this like i saw another clip on cnn or whatever this dude was was saying like us democrats we gotta wake up and see how out of touch we are to like outside of

6:46 the city like we're just kind of saying our own thing and maybe alienating the rest of america and i was like yeah that might be kind of true because like a republican stuff like that he's democrat though you know but that's what i'm saying like that is a republican talking point now we got to be in touch with the people and not except crazy that's so crazy isn't it crazy how it flipped so like now the republicans are more like into comedy when they used to be a ████ like truck drivers used to be democrats yeah you're right back to the democrat let's watch this campaign republicans were known to be more uptight don't be saying that kind of ████ yeah they're like the christian right super conservative crazy yeah switch man it's switching like crazy dude and did you see the new virginia woman um senate or was she a senator i forgot but she's like she's this black lady just posing with guns and ████ yeah she's the lieutenant governor now she just got elected

7:37 oh you can't hear the ████ good job dude but yeah okay here we go i'll give you donuts i'm running for new jersey state senate i've lived here all my life raising my three kids i like this guy i like his wife he said he raised my three kids shows too my opponent he died is

8:30 [Laughter] it's time for a change yo no joke though when i'm driving around jersey everybody got a ████ motorcycle in a truck vote for me and we're there edward this guy's cool man where are people voted for him because he's chill ████ calm yeah chinese walking places he's going down for some uh racist tweets or some ████ dude are you serious i had to bring you guys he was my god you guys talking about how sick this guy is i was like i support everything he said in the past [Laughter] i saw this dude this morning and i was like oh finally we got a everyday ████

9:21 american just like representing what race was he a racist against so here's you guys want to guess asians asians you ████ corona virus ████ everybody actually oh really everybody gets dude he's not racist anymore yeah so let me let me let me let me read some of the things that you got bigger dicks than us right apparently he said um get these ching chongs out of my name there was a response to chelsea manning tweet right if you know who chelsea manning is formerly bradley manning who was a whistleblower gave a lot of information about how the government spies on us using the nsa um so he responded to a screenshot of a chelsea main tweet by calling him she slashed him and shim oh like shin lim oh i love shin like holy ████ live that's so asian he's

10:11 phobic right there right that's 100 transphobic all right unless he's just ignorant he's from new jersey this guy looks like he doesn't know anything about pronouns in general exactly he doesn't know what his own pronoun like just watching he's wearing shoes from like the 1990s you would ask this guy what's a pronoun he's like the ████ do i know he could barely he could barely ████ spell truck driver he's like a person place her thing what's that bro i don't know you

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