0:00 I watch gay porn. >> And then I watch a gay porno. >> I think trans women are attractive. >> But let's say you're going like this and then you go you feel a hard ████ What do you do? KEEP GOING? >> [laughter] >> WELCOME BACK TO CAREFUL BOYS. TODAY WE'RE TALKING ABOUT IS celebrating with the boys sometimes a little bit too gay. You guys know what I'm talking about? >> Depends. >> I think the more manly the sport the more gay the celly should be. >> All right, peep this game. >> That's ████ >> I think that's funny. >> That's ████ awesome. >> That's so good. >> That's so ████ dope cuz it's like like the TV guy is like uh do we need to blur this? I don't think so. I think it's okay. >> Dude, doing that like are they going to get Please tell me they don't get fined for that. >> I don't think they're getting fined for that. >> Okay, thank god because that's so funny.
0:53 >> Getting clipped everywhere. >> Cuz they could it's borderline I guess like provocative or profane behavior. >> They're humping each other. >> I feel like it's borderline though. >> It is borderline. >> Cuz it's also like you don't really see it cuz there's like three of them and it's so group hug S. >> Yeah. >> Cuz it's not like dick to butt either. It's just three dicks at each other. >> Thrusting. >> Yeah, so it's like I don't know. This is perfectly riding the line which is awesome. >> Also, I also think if they get fined for it I think every high school is going to have an issue. >> They're all going to do it? >> Yeah. Everyone is going to do it if cuz it's more taboo. >> That's so ████ good. I like that even better than the secret handshakes at the end of touchdowns. Cuz those are just cool, right? But that was like really funny. >> So how did they do that? Is there like a homeboy in the middle kneeled down and then they're all all three of them are smashing their face >> That might be the next one. >> Yes, because they don't they need a blocker so that their dicks don't touch each other.
1:43 >> And it hits their friend in the face. >> Yeah. That's okay. That's a good friend. >> Yeah, this getting clipped everywhere. Uh that just happened like the other day. >> That's so good. >> And it's San Fran, too. So they're known as like a gay area. >> The gay area. >> I like that they started going faster, too. >> Ha >> And more aggressive. >> Yeah. >> What do you think is the least gay city in the states? >> Oh, Jesus. But but they're probably the most gay. >> No, that's what I'm saying. What do you think >> Like West Virginia for sure. >> Least openly >> again? >> I think so. >> Least openly. Least openly. >> Least openly. >> It's Salt Lake City. >> Are you saying Oh, you're right. Utah. Probably the Mormons for sure. >> Salt Lake City. >> Utah. >> Cuz I thought if West Virginia's going to take another one of these titles, that would >> an insane >> I hate to make it make West Virginia have too many L's. But yeah yeah yeah, I think was I think Utah. I think Utah's good. >> Salt Lake cuz like
2:33 >> I'm going to look it up. >> I don't know any other city in America that's owned by a like a religion that's like that's their >> 80% or something, right? >> Like they own it. Like that's their city, you know? >> Mhm. >> Yeah, look up straightest city in America. I'll put least gay city. Is that funnier? But yeah, it might not give you the straightest city. >> City with the least amount of queers. >> Yeah, it says studies analyzing demographics and LGBTQ+ inclusivity often point to Birmingham, Alabama as a major metropolitan area with the lowest percentage of adults identifying as LGBT. >> That means that that's the most gay place. Officially, that's the most gay place. >> What about uh >> What's the most homophobic? >> What's the most homophobic city in America? >> I was going to say Birmingham. Cuz cuz they're all gay. >> What's Birmingham, Alabama like? What's going on over there? >> Nothing. >> Quite a lot of ████
3:24 >> All right, cities with the most anti-gay social media sentiment. Uh in widely cited research by apartment hunting site Adobo Abodo, tracking millions of geotagged tweets, Buffalo, New York topped the list for the highest volume of anti-gay slurs on social media. >> BUFFALO? THE HOME OF THE BUFFALO WINGS? COME ON, MAN. The way you eat a buffalo wing is kind of gay. >> Home of the Bills, too. >> Just sucking it all off. >> Yeah. >> But stuff like that is so normalized now, and I think it's you know, funny like >> Why do you think Buffalo, New York is the most homophobic? >> Cuz they have to deal with New York. >> They have to No, they have to do with Upstate New York. It's cold as ████ >> So, they're angry? >> I think that it's just a bad worse life. >> Then how come a bunch of Canadians wouldn't be all like homophobic? >> super cold. They're like nice. >> Canadians are liberal as hell, though. >> So, you think the Buffalo, New York so
4:14 like >> They're not liberal? >> No, they're hella Republican people. My my grandparents are from Buffalo, New York. >> But how can Republican people make such a good Buffalo wings? >> Are your parents homophobic? >> Uh no. >> No, they just think that it doesn't exist. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. They think you can do therapy electroshock therapy, and you can you won't be gay. >> I remember talking to one of my uncles, and then I was talking I was like, "Hey, you know, they they they found out that like the there might be a gay gene, and it comes from the female side of the family." And he goes, "I don't think that exists." And I was like, "What do you mean?" Like he goes, "The gay thing. That doesn't exist." >> [laughter] >> And I was like >> Are you sure he's not talking about the genetic thing that you were or you think just gay in general? >> No, I I had to clarify. I was like, "So, do you don't think like gay" like he was no, he's like, "It's not real. Like it's fantasy."
5:04 >> Like he says it's fantasy. Like >> I think that bi is fantasy. >> Oh. >> Only because only for dudes, though. Like if you're a dude and you take dick, you're gay. I don't think that you're you're like also you like ████ >> That's it. >> There is no like >> What about Charlie Sheen? What if you have a Charlie Sheen moment? >> I think Charlie Sheen was just on cocaine. >> So, if you're on cocaine, you're not gay if you take dick? >> I think that he was just out of his brain, yeah. >> I I agree cuz there's no such thing as like So, so one of my I want to say without burning out who this person is that I am >> David So. >> No, so anyways, he was asked this question. Doesn't matter who this person is. He was asked this question. Like oh, cuz people thought this person was gay. And he's like, "No, actually I'm not." And then And then he goes, "But, you know, I have considered guys before." >> Oh, Ryan Higa
5:54 >> And then everyone was like, "Doesn't that make you gay if you considered it?" >> Yeah. >> Cuz the the fact that you considered it also meant that you were open to it and you found guys attractive. >> But doesn't mean you have to do it though. >> If you If you If you are fantasizing about it, isn't that gay? >> Yeah, absolutely. >> fantasize about it, but I thought about it. And then I watched a gay porno. And I was like, "Oh, hell no." >> watch a 90-minute gay porno? >> It was like 5 seconds and I was like, "Oh, ████ >> This is when I was in high school. I didn't know. Cuz you know, that's when like like being openly gay was like this new thing back then. So I was [clears throat] like, "F███, how do you know if you're gay or not?" >> But But also it's been linked that if you have autism and OCD, you get intrusive thoughts. I have crazy intrusive thoughts. So like people that are >> Either I have autism and OCD. >> He also has Asperger's though or
6:45 something. >> I am gay, guys. >> Yeah, but then so I you know, I watched a gay porno. I was like, "Oh, hell no. I ain't gay for sure." But I wasn't gay for even 5 seconds, I don't think. >> Dude, you couldn't waterboard me to get a clip of me saying I watched gay porn. >> [laughter] >> Clip that. Clip that. Clip that. Clip that. >> I think that as like guys, right? If you look at another guy and go, "Hmm, I think we could date." That already tells me you're gay. >> That's true. >> Cuz it wouldn't even be uh >> Well, yeah. You said, "Hmm, I think we could date." [laughter] >> I How do you say it in that way? It's gay. >> You guys know who Graham Norton is, right? >> Graham Uh-uh. >> Comedian. You'd recognize him as soon as I >> Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> He has a trans wife. >> That's kind of gay. >> That's gay, right? >> What does that mean? >> He says he's By the way, he says he's not gay. >> We must examine the specimen. >> Okay, I got you. I got you.
7:35 >> We got You got to examine a proper >> Female presenting wife used to be male. >> Like that? >> Yeah. Yeah, exactly. I I believe, yes, a female presenting used to be male, identifies as a woman, all right, still has a penis, if if still has a penis, I would assume they don't like I don't I'm not saying all of them cut off their dicks, right? >> Oh, ████ >> Yeah. >> Wrong name. It's not Graham Norton. Who the ████ is it? Okay. >> Graham Stephan? >> [laughter] >> Graham Cracker? >> ████ is it? It's one of the one of the roast comedians. >> Hang on. >> Graham man? >> Comedian with trans wife. I got this. >> Graham National? Angel Graham? >> Telegram? >> You Graham National? >> Instagram? >> IT'S JIM NORTON. >> OH. >> TIM HORTON? >> I almost was going to start going to Norton's cuz after the Graham it was going to be like >> Norton had a baby. >> You guys know exactly who this cat is. >> Yeah.
8:25 >> Jim Norton. >> Who is Jim Norton? >> Comedian, roast comedian. >> He looks like ████ >> That's his wife? >> Dr. Evil. >> to be Oh, she used to be trans? I mean, a man? >> Used to She is trans, yeah. >> She's trans, but she's Look, she's okay. It works. >> But is she full [snorts] EV, or does she still have the catalytic converter? >> Still has the catalytic converter. >> So, I think >> And he just showed um a picture of her dick to I believe it was Schultz. >> That means he's gay. >> Yeah. I think so. >> If you like penis, you're gay. It's okay, but you like penis. >> I think I think there's two parts, okay? Finding her attractive is not gay, but sucking her dick is gay. >> I agree with you. >> What if it just What if he never sucks the dick, but there's just tappage? >> And you're okay with it? >> Explain. >> Well, I'm just saying but he but he loves her. >> Yeah. >> What the hell? >> What the ████ is going on?
9:16 >> I'm just saying if he loves her, so he's like, "Look, I'm not gay, so I'm not going to suck your dick or anything, but I like I love you, so while I'm s- you know, hitting you or whatever, I'm >> Before love, there was like date. And the penis popped out, and he was cool with that. I think he's gay. >> He's gay. >> He's pretty gay. >> All right, well, he's gay. >> But also >> that bisexuality in women is real. But I think if you take >> he allowed to say that he's bisexual? >> He doesn't say that he's >> No, he he's trisexual cuz he's trying all kinds of ████ >> He said he's straight. >> I trisexual cuz you're trying ████ I like that. >> Yeah. >> But he said he was always attracted to um trans chicks since he was a kid. >> Wait, how would he know? >> I don't know, but he said that on the pod. >> Exclusive. >> Like he needs to go to Thailand or something. >> Then maybe there's a different word for it because it seems like he's specifically into trans women. So it's
10:07 like women presenting men. >> So then that's he's like >> That's gay. >> Yeah. >> But how old is he? Were trans women even around back then? >> I bro, I don't even know. >> I'm pretty sure that >> They've been lady boys been around for >> No, they didn't exist. >> Chinese opera singers? That's crazy, man. >> I think it's uh >> This guy's just a freak, I think. >> Yeah, whatever. I think >> like on that crazy ████ >> just doing his own thing. >> I actually don't think it's gay to find a trans woman attractive because she's presenting as a woman. >> That's what I'm saying. >> So what happens when you fall for them? >> If you didn't know until you went down AND YOU'RE LIKE OH, BRO, YOU GOT A DICK? >> DUDE, let me tell you something right now. You will never get a clip of me saying Let me just take a deep breath. >> [snorts] >> I think trans women are attractive. >> Not all. >> Well, you got it. >> Never going to never going to get a clip of me doing that. >> But some are. >> Clip it. Clip it. >> That's good Yeah, we showed them you'll
10:57 never Yeah. Would would >> Why not? >> Would? >> I wouldn't know how. >> I mean, it looks normal. >> I agree with Joe. I think it's like not gay at all to fall into some sort of attraction to a woman presenting. >> But let's say you're going like this and then you go you feel a hard ████ What do you do? Keep going? >> [laughter] >> She didn't say nothing. She didn't say nothing. >> No, first first you grab the titties. You're like, oh, okay. >> And they're good titties, right? >> They're good titties. Real good titties. They start going down and they're like, what the >> No, if you But if you go I didn't know I hit a bonus, you're gay. >> A bonus boner? >> Yeah, I know you I you know what I mean? You're going down and then you're like, oh, what if you're like, ooh, extra. That's all. You're gay. >> You're like You brought your dildo here?
11:47 >> Why'd you bring your dildo here, babe? >> You're just like, I have one, too. Is that gay? >> I don't know. >> Let's end this, dude. >> just You're either gay or not. That's it. >> Just end it, dude. >> Sub intends to like these types of women. We We have many videos. >> Not many. It was just one and you guys made a trap. >> We have quite a few videos.
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