0:00 I feel like in this generation it's like you're in tune with your kid you talk to your kid yeah cuz like you know how like in our parents' generation they're the generation that view Pets As farm animals that's true dogs sleep outside whatever this generation it's like oh I have my dog in my bed and our parents like what the that's like having a cow in your bed you [Music] weirdo okay since uh since Christmas is probably 6 months behind us now M what's the weird gift you ever got dude when I was a kid I was probably in like fourth grade my grandma got me this like actually I'll say this when I was a kid my mom used to always scare me with like little dolls I used to hate anything like Chucky related I us sayte all that stuff she' purposely use to scare you yeah lowkey she thought I
0:51 would like this but it was a marionette I guess a little puppet with the strings and the little cross on top God and it was the creepiest fing thing I have ever seen and like rosy red cheeks and it was like a little boy and his eyes were like blinking and I was like uh I was just really scared of it dude just I just hated it anytime I looked at it I was like and I had to like act like I like the gift right and I was like oh thank you so much I love playing with it thank you T night you know so but what what was even crazier is that my mom she took the doll that I was afraid of she knew I was afraid of it and she would put it in the cabinet where you'd open and get cups and I would always see it like just sticking like just looking at me and I'd be like what the put it there she wanted to do on purpose I think really yeah she
1:41 wanted to me a little bit or make or maybe just like make me not be afraid of it but every time I'd open it I'd grab a cup and I close it and I'd be like and I would hate going there at night I was like afraid of it yeah but yeah now I think about it I'm like yeah it kind of was up my mom did that to me I was like I dud I was so afraid how often did your parents and sisters mess with you on purpose like that I don't know if they're I don't know dude I think saw his reaction and thought it was hilarious yeah guarante well I think uh my mom just didn't want me to be a puss dude oh I think that's what it is you think she accomplished her job nah dtsd whatever happened to that thing you know eventually I they just stayed up there for like or like forever for a long time actually I don't know what happened it still freak you out no not anymore dude I'm ████ how would you
2:31 feel if I brought it out right now dude I wouldn't be you Kidd that would freak you out if you're joking right if I like to be like be honest if I pranked you and I just put that somewhere around your house would you get actually scared or would you just instantly be like that kid her I'll be like ████ Ryan's getting me and then I'll be like hey Ryan did you do that and you be like no I didn't do that and I'd be like what the ████ and then I would really stew I like that you immediately believe him oh well the Ryan didn't yeah Che my so maybe he's alive so now maybe he's alive maybe the doll wasn't him same doll from my childhood maybe Chu going too far if I do that to you though nah dude cuz I'm not afraid of dolls I'm a ████ grown man dude dude look at this guy's I'm not afraid of dolls you're are you afraid of this guy
3:21 but it's in the backseat of my car and it's like you see it from and it has a seat belt on brother no I wouldn't do that I would to do that I don't I wouldn't like that at all dude I pull over and start beating the ████ out of that doll dude what the ████ yeah I would drive in my car ████ take the neck out throw it away into the ocean that is kind of a weird thank God got rid kind a weird gift in general how old are you I was like fourth grade it's kind of old to receive something like that no for real like I just you know I just assumed my grandma was just didn't have the finger on the pulse I was talking about Pokemon all the time I thought she would get me a ████ Pokemon she was oh she wants a puppet man you got to miss your M kind of you want a Pokemon or a okay I give him a puppet man by the way talk about scary Pokémons holy ████ it just like Mr mim's terrifying bro I hated it I was so afraid of it you know back in the day too like they didn't know what stuff or they still don't but they'll be like
4:11 what is a Pokemon oh you know they control these little puppets and then she's like oh she called Pokemon Pokemon yeah she how do you like your Pokemon or they get your Digimon and you're like oh ████ oh no it's not the same not the same dude like oh this one was cheaper and I'm like that is how my family works makes sense pretty good uh I always think about this it's not really that that I got a bad gift it was a bad timing of the gift so like I you know have a girlfriend now and like you know I'm so cool and stuff because I have a girlfriend and I'm bringing my girlfriend over to Christmas right and I don't want my girlfriend to think I'm lame ever that's like the worst thing ever if that happens how old are you I was in high school I believe I was a freshman or sophore in high school so then I was like man like you know it was time to get my gift from Grandma and I could tell it was in a
5:02 certain shape and I was like oh this going to be a video game I don't want my chick to see me like that I I'm I'm like maybe like video games that much so I I to this day remember like opening it quickly keeping against my body when my girlfriend's like next to me and then just be like Thank you Grandma thank you ████ total ████ like she went and got me this thing was it a game it was a game it was a World War II game too why the ████ would you be weird about that who gives a ████ like yeah World War II game that's ████ actually got you a game I know dude and I was like a little ████ about it cuz I just want didn't want to make girlfriend think I like games too much ████ like that just yeah you think about that like she and she took all that time and
5:54 oh that's a ouchie one ouchie man that's a that one just hurts paint cuz there was always that fear whenever you had a game shaped gift that it was a book that's a oh Jesus Christ that is a fact cuz they're the same and Frank and freaking yeah what are you supposed to do with the ████ book dude thanks thanks for getting me the Pearl appr catch flies with it the pear oh wow John Steinbeck thank you so much I love John Ste cool I use it for my next campfire yeah I think I think my teacher forced me to rent this in the library than you books and clothes were the worst the worst and the clothes never fit and the clothes were always like it made you look like a toddler when you're actually a teenager yeah yeah socks should just be a rule you cannot get socks did you have any weird gifts growing up or did
6:44 you get any at all no I got sick ass gifts okay I had a childhood till I was 13 but most of them they were yeah some of them were sick I'm just trying to think what were tips for your spray cans no I'm trying to think like if there anything really weird I think the worst ones were like I would describe what the thing was same thing like with you you know like I would tell my my dad I'm like that's the thing right and then he's like got it yeah and then I remember wanting the um it was like Super Mario Brothers or Zelda or one of the Nintendo ones and then he's like the system or the game it was a game I already had a a regular Nintendo all right chill out so he was Hey and you know when they're when they're when when they're that a like like parents don't know what they think
7:34 a Nintendo game is a Nintendo game it's the ████ same thing right so they goes all right here's your Super Mario and I was like whoa I got the Mario whatever the ████ it was and I opened it and it was like Mario but like Donkey Kong where you run over hamburgers and you make a stack of hamburgers and I was like what the ████ is this what is and then I was I remember I was wait it was Burger time I think so like Burger Time dud that's even better that's even better than super you go on one and then it's like it Stacks the hamburger yeah it's burger and I remember I started crying dude and I was like you promise me and then my dad beat my ass of course it's this game yes this my ████ nightmare
8:28 dude look you know why it got worse cuz my dad got pissed cuz he was like I it's a ████ G be ████ grateful for what the whatever right and then so and then my mom was like you haven't even played it yet play it and I'm like I already know it's going to suck right and then my dad basic so my dad got so ████ mad so now I have to play the goddamn game well my eyes are just ████ crying and I'm playing the ████ Burger game and every single time I'm getting frustrated cuz I'm like it's not the same look it looks like that it looks like this yes oh my ████ night there dude you R across and you drop the bun on the thing yeah like like that yeah literally and he's like it's Mario and I'm like it's not ████ Mario it's
9:19 Mario yeah he goes it is Mario it's ████ Nintendo and then I'm like it's about the same yeah it's actually not a bad game I mean but a kid but as a kid thinking it's Mario oh dude imagine being excited for Mario whatever the ████ right oh yeah that's heartbreaking and then you get this hamburger ████ you're crying play and then I'm forced to play it so I'm not even done crying I'm forced to ████ play this ████ my eyes are ████ tearing up while I'm getting ████ smacked and then I'm just playing this game and I'm like this sucks you're going to play this ████ game you're going to like this ████ play Burger time until 9:00 Burgers make the ████ Burgers hey what's up guys guys just in case you've noticed some of these lovely Jade pieces on some of our men here uh just know that you can get some for yourself over at the
10:09 j.co uh visit our friends here at this site and check out some of the pieces they've got the selection is massive you can find all kinds of different designs and they even do some custom work so if you want to check them out uh we'll be very grateful we love these guys over at J Jewelers and uh we're happy for you guys to be able to get the same stuff and my mom's on the side going it's a good game I don't see anything wrong with it it looks like it's working yeah oh honey it's cool you make those hamburgers wow what a big boy relive your Terror dude it looks kind of fun but man I swear to God I played it one time I said ████ this game I'm never playing it ever again when you're a kid and you want something the other thing that does does it doesn't matter no matter how sick it is dude that's so cuz you're so hyped for that thing no Al alternativ that it looks boring and this
11:00 was back then when I don't think Super Mario came with it or maybe it was punch out or another game but I remember I really wanted to play duck hunt all the time punch out and Mario yeah those are the only things I cared about you got Burger time that's brough how do you even know the name of it cuz I I think I think I know most old games yeah did you play it uh yeah on emulator though remember it was the Burger Time arcade game and it was always open dude I always was always open like this was not a game I would have asked forever yeah and my dad caught his cuz it was it was the cheapest one he got it on discount cuz this is so old like that's one of the oldest games you know what it is though I think it was the gaslighting goes it is ████ Mario I'm like it's not Mario yeah it's not the the box art doesn't even look like
11:51 Mario isn't it cool to think that whatever our kids ask now we probably would know how and what to look at that's very I assume so but then I I was I was watching Teletubbies with my buddy's my my buddy's kid and I'm like I don't know anything about this ████ man do you miss the mark with taica when when he asks do you know what he's talking about what he wants I know I know what he wants because um I think we're aware I feel like in this generation it's like you're in tune with your kid you talk to your kid yeah cuz like you know how like in our parents generation they're the generation that view Pets As Farm animal that's true dogs sleep outside whatever this generation it's like oh I have my dog in my bed and our parents like what the ████ that's like having a cow in your bed you ████ weirdo so I think like every generation you get closer and
12:41 closer and closer so in our generation I don't I think we were the pets the kids are the pets so they barely knew us now our kids are actually our kids so like when Tao wants something like we'll go to the store look at things together you know like I'm very in tune or he'll show me things on the iPad so we're way more in tune so I don't we've never had a moment where like what oh man that that's way off it's like it's usually exactly what he wants yeah well that's what I mean yeah that's dope that's true dude remember my parents sneak attacked me one one of my birthdays I got um turtles in thyme oh that's so good W that's a good game but I didn't have Super Nintendo so I immediately started crying a what such a tease I was like I don't have Super Nintendo right they got you the and then yeah I go downstairs and
13:31 Mom's like you should try it just try I'm like no it doesn't work it's Super Nintendo yeah and I go downstairs and my parents had bought like all of us like my present was Ninja Turtles but they bought all of us like the Mach the console that's crazy that's a crazy crazy is it cuz you guys had a regular Nintendo and then and then you thought they were so I thought they got it wrong cuz they're ████ that's how you make a core memory for I know and I never forgot that and you guys are like that was the best ever holy crap to get you the game first let you cry cuz you know parents always get everything wrong and like my mom sharp my mom's sharp very sharp I remember going to a buddy's birthday party at his house right and then um this is when I knew like some people like really
14:23 ████ party and some people get more than one present like from their parents oh yeah so we played a game where his parents got like a like a bunch of us and said okay we're going to hide Johnny's uh presents so we got his little brother everybody they gave us each like a present wrapped up and we had to hide it around the house and I was like that's cool right I didn't know it was all for him I was like is it for the kids I don't know what's going to happen and then and then Johnny had to go out and look for each present and I was like oh my God your parents are giving you five presents yeah one after the other oh shoot that's more than I would get a year I got the ████ Star Wars thing and then oh the Lego thing and I'm like whoa It's like watching
15:14 someone overdose yeah yeah dude that's like watching someone go from like 8 to 15 in in like one day how many birthdays are we celebrating what the ████ God and he had a sibling and they would do the same thing for him that's crazy multiple gifts like not just one dude and I was like I've never met anybody that got more than one present from their parent like that your parents I did really you got more than one yeah yeah yeah from your my parents went into debt brother my parents were using credit cards and ████ bro but yeah we we did for birthdays we got like all kind of ████ it was awesome like I got a Super Nintendo and the ████ although it wasn't for me they made sure specify it was like the family but yeah but then like yeah you get like all oh dude Christmases were insane dude you barely see the ████ tree there's so many presents around it not kidding it was
16:04 crazy but it's multiple parents multiple presents from your parents or is it just every I mean I get everybody my siblings and me so there's four kids right so like Christmas was like it a big deal did it feel like because you had siblings you're like eyeing that gift and you're like I could play with that later oh yeah so it felt like you get oh yeah yeah everybody wants Christmas with siblings is pretty tight though cuz everybody does get some like over gifts yeah everybody does get uh like just just the idea of opening gifts with everybody your sisters and everyone's hyped for all the stuff getting it's a good time kid when there's three boys right cuz like my my brothers and but this is before my brothers got into like stupid ass anime ████ and like and a bunch of like playing like ████ an playing like Final Fantasy and like playing Kingdom Hearts and ████ like that that before that so we used to get
16:54 like all cool games everybody got cool games and then my brother Nate started getting into Kingdom Hearts like big time and I was like a man this is ruined part of Christmas Christmas is kind of whack now that game is whack whack Kingdom Hearts I saw my friends played it and I was like that's definitely not my crowd no myd abely I was like let me get that Tekken though like let's get that Tekken hey I do you know what I'm grateful for though that that even though it was just like one year my dad did throw us one nice ass Christmas what yeah it was sick bro just him buying Xbox for but he didn't he he didn't give a ████ what game we bought we bought GTA right off the rip what holy crap we bought left or dead my dad just looked at the game and he was like is it safe to play is a good game I was like yeah yeah it's a good game that's it he what is ready
17:45 stand for I was like uh uh really nice that's what it stands for and he's like okay let's buy it I stupid sick house the de was sick Bro GTA and left we dead like zombie game me and my brother jamming on that oh my God as what age ████ it like fourth grade oh so it was like the it was the airplane view GTA yeah it was like that not like VI City no dude one year this is how in debt my parents went right one year my parents pull the mortgage yeah we already had an Xbox and then one year for Christmas they gave us another Xbox so that we could use it on two different rooms no that's next level next wait how many siblings did you have four three I have four I have three siblings right and me hey but how often would you guys fight for the Xbox though oh all the ████ time oh so that's why they had to get another one
18:35 so that's why they wanted to get another one they didn't have to exactly just so that you guys two upstairs two downstairs and it was like um we had like a a den and then we had like in the kitchen we had a TV too that's a luxury sick dude you're you're basically from you know in Back to Future they're like nobody has two televisions yeah I was that kid I was like I was like I thought everybody has four yeah the fact that you have two Xboxes dude I mean my house was noisy bro like when I am am at my house now in Summerland and it's night time and I can't hear a single thing I'm like how the ████ did I grow up with so much noise cuz like at night it'd be 4 in the morning and you'd hear like TVs everywhere cuz everyone fell asleep with the TV on and like ████ gaming or whatever it was like crazy do you like super quiet now I love it yeah really I love it you like it better I like it a lot better you don't miss like all the chaos hell no I do I do need to be around people though after a certain
19:25 amount of time I have to be around people but like I don't CU that's yeah oh man sick having two Xboxes is next level and my dad's in into computers and stuff so we my God we got we know when we got EverQuest oh yeah yeah game then like one day we're at the park and we convinced my daddy to get to like get another computer so we could play EverQuest at the same time on two different computers so yeah then my sister was like my heel ████ oh my God so you're Landing basically yeah dude so I'm like fighting guys with my swords or whatever and then my sister's my heel ████ he your dad played EverQuest himself no no no he just thought it was cool that we liked computers oh so he saw it as like oh that's like the next level of intelligence my God you conjured Dad such that's a big one two computers with
20:15 Everest computers with EverQuest dude yeah when that was new and when we had that means we had two EverQuest subscriptions too dude my parents were going serious yeah that's it was like 12 bucks a month or some ████ too so that was a big deal does that mean you got into Elder Scrolls straight after that and everything like all the other ones I'll ████ beat you up dude not front of these guys not front of these they all think are really cool I've heard of ever I love ever Elder schs yeah I love Elder SCH you have to delete it once you lose your virginity though yeah true
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