0:00 thank you [Music] do you guys know about Christina Phillips from Mississippi no no she um sounds familiar you're one of the world's fattest people she was on my 600 pound life remember that show that was like yeah document she weighed like 700 something pounds did they had to break down the wall to get her out with a forklift no she didn't even leave her house she she was so depressed from you know like being that big she didn't leave her house for two years did they have to use a kiddie pool for a bathtub they sound like just rephrase yo mama jokes they're like actual episodes really you saw him too yeah I saw him did you see that one where they where she ironed her clothes in the driveway Joe
0:51 that's ████ up man no but the dad was bathing and this bowl didn't even use like a regular humans like ████ soap they using the shower this ████ had Ajax like he had like fish soap oh ████ and he was covering his son with the dish soap and scrubbing him with that it gets you really dried out though it is an episode of that fat ass TV show the exfoliation two fat sisters that a lot I paid my bills my bills are paid you know what I'm talking about which one the with the two sisters that are arguing with each other and they're like yeah bills my bills are paid I remember that I haven't seen that did you see one where they wanna one went on a date but the whole like family went for real yeah that sounds cute why did the whole family go I don't remember it was on the I mean it was on a TV show so like the
1:42 one girl had a date and they all went yeah moral support yeah so she couldn't even walk to her room from the living room couch it was like really bad um 700 pounds this is her machine Phillips right there yeah I couldn't really I remember this girl yeah yeah yeah she was like really uh I won't say big but not in many ways but people that could get that big I feel like they're strong as ████ dude because every time I just feel bloated I'm like oh I'm gonna die and I'm like not even that big imagine if you had a carry 600 pounds on your skeleton every year every day that's a bit different moment right there so she uh or I can't even hold 600 pounds yeah dude I probably can though he's probably not the one that would yeah I would like if all of us I think he could carry the most weight but still
2:32 yeah he's been carrying the show around for a long time you guys are familiar with gastric bypasses though right yeah yeah oh yeah yeah yeah yeah so it's like a surgery that helps you lose weight but that's what big boy got too yeah yeah that's basically stapling your stomach though right yeah like you can't at this heavy you can't get it like you have to lose weight to get gas oh wow they're so fat it can't get bypass no you have to like actually and a lot of doctors um won't do it until you commit to having a habit of losing weight oh that makes a lot of sense because just get it back yeah yeah I don't like how you're fat shaming her I love how I'm trying to say oh she didn't do a gastric bypass but Trisha Paytas uh got liposuction and
3:24 she was she vlogged all of this and like the day of recovery she's eating hot wings amazing yeah she is a great I wonder if that hurts the liposuction no after you get that surgery and you eat hot wings and it burns going down that's probably tough so she wanted to get that surgery the doctor told her I will only do it on the condition that you lose this much weight she had to drop a ton of weight I don't like those conditions that's fast shaming she's like you're too fat what are your conditions Joe yeah because she's like you're too fat she shouldn't be ████ calling her too fat for anything because being Fat's not unhealthy she's right get it get him no no doctor should ever tell anybody that the two pencil ████ that ████ no especially as an expert like what's he thinking so here she is dare you say she's too fat that's her at 700 pounds um she did the work required to earn the
4:16 surgery wow that's awesome hold on Nick sorry for sure because she looks really young dude this will change everything knowing how old she is she was um okay isn't it easier she could turn her life around man should do that when you're younger because your metabolism yeah how long did it take her um 10 I think almost 10 years wow can we get another picture of her I just want to see a difference yeah she has a blanket she's hiding in can we see what she looks like as a can we see the picture can we see what she looks like as a baby anything else you guys want to see her in is it in a Victorian costume yeah can I see her in a green shirt can I see what her parents look like I'd like to see the whole family tree here you go here's a nice little oh the family bushes bushes is that enough for your AI to reconstruct other angles so now what's
5:06 the conclusion you come up with after gathering on his data no I just um the required weight loss to get the surgery done to her I didn't see how much she had to lose for the surgery I think it was already like hundreds of pounds wow but this is her today at 185. that's amazing these are my favorite 10 years because she actually built the lifestyle happiness and now look how good she looks she looks just as healthy to me on both sides I think I think she's spreading fat phobic propaganda right now exactly whoa that's what I'm saying wait I see with my eyes say that again this is the
5:57 same reason why people are mad at lizzo right yeah yeah wow because she was a savior to some right she started eating salad and got ████ pissed at her that's awesome yeah 180 a buck 85 Buck 85 okay fine so she that's lost the required weight then got the gastric bypass she had already developed the habits exactly yeah she was 600 700 she lost like four people dude at least he lost like four you know who loves this misogynists that's true shut up because all guys just want skinny ass girls yeah and then she had to live in a man's world so what if it was a guy that did this oh well then guess what massage he's awesome right yeah he'd be awesome James Bond can ████ as many women as he wants but if a girl does that it's massage it's ████ her
6:52 but you still got your Swagger to this why are you ████ up the attitude yeah so she um and did say something interesting she said she she has to have therapy because uh yeah whenever the scale goes up a little bit yeah she she like won't eat for like two days but she has PTSD from it yeah this isn't like this extreme but I had sibo I don't know if you guys ever heard of that but uh it was it's small intestinal bacteria overgrowth but anyway it was kind of I don't there was years of my life where I just kept gaining weight and I I was eating less and less and less I was eating like under 1200 calories a day at one point and like exercising like two hours a day and it which I just kept gaining weight and I found that I was like this is not normal I don't know how this is happening like if people are like oh yeah you're just getting older but it was like you're like hey how about you eat less calories uh or how
7:42 about you eat eat um less than you burn huh yeah it was like I would wake up looking six months pregnant and it was like it was just really hard like is that your intestine's fermenting yeah it doesn't break down the food yeah it's like your your gut biome got thrown off and so there's more bad bacteria than good bacteria and they just keep taking over and they just keep creating like gases and they they feed on your food like the sugar and stuff and they like just get bigger and bigger so anyway and then the stress was like making me gain weight because I didn't know what's wrong and I was like working a lot and trying to fit in two hour workouts and like trying to meal plan and I was just really stressful so then I found out that I had that and I I had for like a year it was like eight months of like being on this extremely strict diet of like it's not just like dieting healthy it's like you can't eat certain foods like I couldn't eat certain vegetables like broccoli I
8:32 couldn't have garlic onion I couldn't have cough or I had coffee but I couldn't have um I couldn't have any creamer in the coffee could have any sugar no no alcohol or something yeah yeah because they feed on the sugar and then I had to take these supplements and like there's two routes you can go but I want the herbal route first and that doesn't work you can go the antibiotic route but um it's really expensive both ways uh and I had to go to a nutritionist and it took like eight months of like really solid discipline work and I got rid of it eventually and then you have to reincorporate your diet because if you stay on that diet then it it'll just like come back with it whenever you eat those other Foods you have to kind of like slowly reincorporate these foods and it was terrifying because every time I felt like a little bit of blow I'd be like attack it's back and it's still now today sometimes I'm like oh no I ████ up something happened I'm terrified of
9:22 antibiotics I like really hope I never get an affection again because that's what's caused it all and antibiotics I watched it yeah I had two uh I had two viruses but I had a UTI and um uh a tonsillitis back to back that was I gave her both that's ████ throw ████ and ████ banging yeah yeah both of them I do like both that's a bag and they don't tell you how to like you're supposed to take probiotics like after taking antibiotics or during it so I didn't know it was just like back-to-back antibiotics wiped out my entire thing probably started because it was around Christmas time probably started eating candy and chocolate and like bad for you stuff during that time and that's what threw off everything doctor told me to start washing my dick and I said why don't you wash these nuts and he said that's kind of what I'm trying to get you to do and I was like why don't you watch these ████ nuts
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