0:00 We got outside and I'm like, I see these two Asian like parents like loading a car. I'm just some big whitey from Indiana. I'm going to say like, oh, that's obviously your parents. I'm not, but I'm not going to do that. So, I was like, are those two egg roll eaters your parents? >> Who doesn't like egg roll? >> Could have been anybody. >> Yeah. >> Welcome back. So, uh, so I had a weird thing happen this morning. It was I was leaving the Holiday Inn over here at Monterey Park area and uh very nice by the way. Very nice. >> I stayed there before, too. >> Yeah, it's sick. They finally finished it. I stayed here during construction a couple years ago. It was rough. >> Do they have continental breakfast though? >> Of course. Or I wouldn't stay there. >> Free. Free. >> I don't know. I never I never checked. >> You didn't come in here with a muffin or anything. So >> Exactly. I know. So I was leaving I was
0:50 leaving, right, and uh checking out and stuff and I'm in the hallways and there's just these two little Asian boys and like must have been 5 years old. 7 years old. And they they're like, "Mom, dad, mom, dad." And they're knocking. They're banging on the door of the the room over there. And then I'm just like walking by and they keep saying, "Mom, dad, mom, dad." >> Tell them to shut up. >> And then Yeah. I was just like, "Shut up." Hey. Hey. >> And then uh and then like, "Hey, do you know where do you know where our mom and dad went?" And I was like immediately I'm like, "Am I on a hidden camera show? Is this one of those ████ hidden camera show things?" cuz they're like, "Can you help us find our our mom and dad?" And I'm like, "I don't know your parents." >> That's immediately what I said. I'm like, "I don't know your parents. I don't even know what >> what are their names." It's funny how they think all adults just know who they're >> exactly. It's cute, but yeah. >> Bunch of dummies. >> I was like I was like, "Where are you guys staying?" Like, "Where are you guys?" And they're like, "We're right
1:40 here in this room here, but we don't I don't think our parents are in there anymore." And I was like, "Well, let's check the door." So, we're bang on the door and like nobody's answering anything. And I'm like, "Still, I'm like I'm on a sh I'm on a hidden camera show, so I'm going to keep my head up high. I'm going to do the right thing or whatever." cuz I'm probably being filmed. >> Do you want to come on JK News? >> Come on JK and talk about this. >> Can you 18 minutes? >> So then I So then I'm like, well, my and then my phone starts going off cuz my Uber's downstairs and I'm like, oh god, I got to go to the I got to get out of here. I got to go to the elevator. But I'm like, I can't just leave these kids if I'm in a hidden camera show like an ass boss is going after me, dog. >> So So I'm like, well, let's go downstairs. You know, I'm going downstairs. Let's go downstairs. So I'm like, come with me in the elevator. So, I take these two little kids in the elevator with me and like maybe we'll find your parent, you know, I'll take you to the lobby and we'll figure it out. We'll go to the front desk or something. Like I'm like saying I'm trying to say all the right things, you know, >> cuz I'm probably being
2:31 >> there's cameras everywhere. >> And then thankfully, we got outside and I'm like I see these two Asian like parents like loading a car and I'm like but then I'm like should I say that that's >> Yeah. Yeah. Is that racist? If I say that >> I'm some big whitey from Indiana. I'm going to say like oh that's obviously your parents. I'm not but I'm not going to do that. two Ching Chongs over there. Those your parents hating camera show. >> So I was like, "Are those two egg roll eaters your parents?" >> To clean it up so that way I didn't say cuz I know they like egg rolls. >> They're like, "We all eat egg rolls here. What are you talking about? >> Who doesn't like egg rolls?" >> Could have been anybody. >> Yeah. >> But then they're like, "Oh yeah, that's our that's our parent." I was like, "Oh, okay. Good." Yeah. So I got in and out clean. I got >> And then a guy like turned and faced you was like, "So why did you decide to help those kids?" >> Yeah. But so you're saying if if if you have no sense of like if a camera was on
3:21 you, you wouldn't have helped him. >> Hell no, dude. I would have gone right to my Uber. I I would have pretended to be on my phone. >> Oh no. >> But what if 2 hours later goes two Asian kids missing in Monterey Park. >> Suspect last seen white male. >> Yeah. >> In an elevator with white male. >> White male. 39. >> Pacer shirt. >> Pacer shirt. Oh, they got me dead to ████ rights. big guy. >> I don't think anyone stayed a holiday in Monterey Park who was even a Pacers fan. >> So what happened? They they saw their parents and they said man. They ran to him and ████ >> Kind of. Yeah. >> Does it feel like >> their parents are just like ████ you got lost again? >> They were completely ignoring them even while >> they're just like God we try to leave them here. >> They didn't even know that I was up there with them for 12. >> But that should tell you guys something about parenting. >> They're probably so ████ stressed out and tired
4:11 >> and over it >> and so over it. Yeah. The fact that they're in a hotel in Monteray, that means that something must have happened in their house, >> like their house was leaking >> or something. They're probably stressed as >> You don't think they're vacating in Monterey Park? >> Hell no. >> There's a lot of things to see here. >> They could be visiting relatives. >> Yeah. >> Why did they build all those hotels over there? I always wonder that cuz I'm like, there's no Disney. >> Oh, it's going to pop off soon. Is it? >> Is that what it is? >> You know, it's ought to be the 304s. It's for all the 304s out in Monterey Park. >> No. Asian 304. They work out a house. I mean, I don't know anything. >> Huh? >> What's a 304? >> You know what a 304 is? >> Like, I don't know what that is. Is that >> You ever seen You ever seen the videos of Figuroa chicks walking around? >> I just say figuroa. >> What does any of this mean? >> Oh, the blade. I know that area. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. I follow a couple Instagram pages.
5:03 >> Oh, figuro. You just say figuro chicks like that. I don't know that. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. But it's it's a LA thing. >> Where I was from is Melrose, baby. Oh yeah. >> And Sunset. >> Oh ████ Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Wait, which part of Melrose? East. East Hollywood. Milro. >> Not the thrift shop part >> by Vermont. >> Oh, okay. >> Oh, that's >> And then West Sunset for sure. >> They stopped. >> Subie's judging you, dude. >> They stopped all that. Yeah, >> it used to be bad. Yeah. >> In like 2007. >> Yeah, that was crazy. I was eating at Del Taco and then um a guy was nervous cuz he was on a date with a a really big linebacker looking like a man with a blonde wig. Oh, he was like he was like a big black dude with a red dress on and a blonde wig and they were on a date and like he that was his like sugar baby and then like this guy just came in scrawny like white dude and he was sweating and ████ and he was super nervous and he
5:54 they were getting a meal together and I was like damn dude this is kind of romantic in a way. >> You think he was scared though? I think he might have been scared like this fool's about beat my ass. >> No, they were flirting and ████ >> He was probably going to propose that's why. >> No. And he was all sweating and they were flirting and you know, dude, he was like on a date. He was going to ████ later. But >> at Del Taco, I >> swear to God, it was it was probably like a hooker situation. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. They're at Del Taco. Dude, >> if you're eating inside at Del Taco, it's a special case. >> It's a fine establishment. I I was biting into my cheesy quesadilla and I witnessed and dude, the size difference was pretty big. It was like Steve sitting next to like Subin and ████ I just think I just think it's interesting that you >> like when's the last time you had Del Taco and ate it there. >> That's what I'm saying. It had to be a special occasion, >> dude. I do it all the time. >> Where were you in life at this moment?
6:44 >> ████ Barstow. They have one of the best Del Tacos. >> You're driving. Yeah, >> that Del Taco is next level Del Taco because they give you a taco with a tomato. A whole to like a >> The whole thing. >> No, like a half >> half moon tomato. >> Should we go out of our way, >> dude? We should. Hey, once we do when we drive together there, >> Del Taco is >> That's the halfway mark. >> Yeah, >> cuz that's a that's the OG one and that's a different one. >> But I like Eddie World though. >> But they don't have tacos. >> No. >> Did you know that a court order can force your VPN to hand over your traffic log? >> Oh no, everyone's going to find out that I've been downloading MP3s. That's because most VPNs are not truly private at all. They can still see your browsing history, but not VP.NET. Their
7:36 hardware physically separates your identity from your browsing history, which makes it impossible for them to log what you're doing. >> Mhm. So, for the truly private internet experience, sign up to vp.net/jknews. That's vp.n Nejknws. >> That's right. And the link is in the description box below. You could just click it right there, baby. >> Hey, did any point like during this interaction, did you feel like there could be a camera guy? Look, was there any spots they could be at? >> No. Well, I was like, maybe they did like a hotel camera thing or something, but I was like, why' they pick this hotel? It's not a lot of people here. >> Not a lot of traffic. >> Maybe they just didn't think that through and they were like, oh, we got a guy. We got a guy. >> So early for a prank show. The way the kids were talking was very weird.
8:26 >> Why? Cuz they were speaking English and racist. >> I know. It was just like who says like, "Mom, dad, mom, dad." Like that and then like, "Hey, mister, can you help us find our parents?" I'm like, "What the ████ was this?" >> It's like a cartoon. >> Leave it to Beaver. >> Oh, dude. >> It sounds like Rumble in the Bronx, >> bro. What if it's actually like a >> Yeah, >> a PE operation. >> Oh. >> To catch Steve. >> No, to catch any predator. >> So, they're honeypotting him is what happened. >> Fly trap. Yeah, >> it's a trip. >> Yeah. >> Didn't get me. >> And they're like, "God, I thought this guy was a piece of ████ I didn't think he was going to be a good guy." >> So, you're saying those kids are undercover cops? >> No, they're just part of the >> they're interpolent. >> I will say, you said it's a little early for a prank show or whatever. >> Feels early for that. >> I got it. People in Hollywood are sick. Un. >> Did you used to do yours that early?
9:16 >> Sometimes you get a call sheet. It's like, "Hey, you get there at 6:00 in the morning and like, oh my, what did I agree to?" Did you ever Did you ever prank people at 8:00 a.m.? That's ████ early. >> One time. Yeah. It was rough. I didn't like it. >> I guess it is more unsuspecting. Like people would believe it. >> It was actually on the day my grandpa died. It was really weird. Like cuz I had to dress like a clown or something. >> D. Yeah. Yeah. I had to dress like a clown and me and Nikki were both in the prank together. I And we were supposed to like It was like an office prank where we were in like a high-rise somewhere and like there was people in an office. I was dressed like a clown for some reason. It wasn't my idea. I was doing it for everybody. And then I don't really remember what the hook was, but it was very eerie day because like my grandpa had just died. And >> so we found out a sad clown. We were walking around a clown. >> We weren't feeling very pranky. >> I think it was like we had people coming in and they're like attempts to try to try out an office gig or something >> and then like a clown comes out of
10:06 nowhere or something. I don't remember what it was. >> You thought of that or was it? >> No, it wasn't my idea. It was so I was for >> Okay. Can I tell you my uh foolproof plan if I if I'm being recorded for being racist? >> What is that? You know, like when you say racist ████ and then someone starts filming you and say it again and you start, oh ████ what do I do? >> Double down. >> Yeah, most people double down. >> I just go, "Sorry, can we do it again? I messed up. Can I mess my line up?" >> And that way when they post it, people think it's staged. >> That's really good. >> Then you say the line. Then you say the lineup. >> That's so good. >> But you say the line though. >> And then and then they'll all be like, "Dude, what are you ████ talking about?" >> What are you staging your stuff by? >> You just call people by name. Just make up a name for everyone in the area and just be like, "Rob, can we just do Can I come in again from this side?" and then just like hope that it kind of just gets weird. >> You'll be fine though because you look like every single race out there. Like you know what I mean? True. >> You can't big time white like me. I'm
10:56 going down. You know what I mean? >> I'm also not racist. So that probably would happen to me. But I think it's a pretty good >> pretty good plan. >> I am. But no one believes me. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Joe tries to tell people he's racist, but he they don't even believe him. >> They don't see it. >> Honestly, if someone put their phone out on in front of me like that saying you're racist again, I would have uppercut the phone. >> Yeah. Smack the phone out. the the phone would have flew off and hit the ground. Then I would have left check hook him in the chin back up and start bouncing. >> What if they were on IG live? >> Dude, you know what you do? >> You do the >> You do the Anthony Lee method. >> Oh, what's that? >> You start yelling CPC CP CPC. >> Wow. >> Oh, you're going to demonetize my video. >> That's good. >> Yeah, >> method is pretty good. >> Anthony just has it built in though. >> I know. >> He has a natural like get out of ████ >> Yeah. One day we were making fun of him a little a little pretty we're going
11:46 pretty hard on him but which is by the way a five out of 10. >> Yeah. Nothing happened. >> He was just like he was shot to Anthony so he wasn't having it. >> He was like Yeah. >> Yeah. And then he started yelling CPC CPC CP just so we had to edit everything out. >> Yeah. Just so it would break the whole conversation >> and he would say like when I was actually trying to have a real conversation with him but he was having it up to here. >> He had his back >> and I was like oh I just oh this this gives me a good idea for a topic. and I started talking about the topic, but I guess it just seemed like I was setting him up to ████ dunk on him, >> which by the way, if you're him at that point and you've been a basketball game getting passed around the room, >> you kind of think you're going back to the rim. >> Yeah, that's true. >> Ken made a fortune on that edit, though. He made so much money off that. >> No doubt. No doubt, >> dude. Good for K. >> Like, I'll cart all this stuff. >> Okay. Wensor every CP. >> How do you think Anthony would have done
12:36 in your position on this show? >> I would have been a scumbag. I think he would have probably he would have taken the kids in the hotel and probably started doing weird stuff. >> He goes, "Oh, your parents aren't here." >> Hey, you want to see some dance moves? >> Oh my god. >> Scumbag, baby. >> Scumbag for sure. >> Horrible. >> Oh, your parents aren't here, huh? >> About 911. >> Hey, let's watch this documentary called Loose Chain. I have it all on all my devices. kid show. >> You weren't old enough to know about 9/11, but let me tell you about it. >> Do you guys want to watch loose change on my iPhone or on my laptop? >> On my Tesla. >> Why is it only work on him? Like all these jokes like if if any one of us straight man, dude, >> if he was here, he'd be like, >> "Yeah, he would go,
13:27 >> yeah, exactly." >> He's like, "Jackson Wang is going to see this video." >> For us, I like it too much. in and then it ruins it and then it's like Yeah. >> Then we want to see it all the time. >> Yeah. >> Also, also he doesn't he doesn't have good counters. >> So, he just gets >> he just gets comboed. >> Yeah. He gets hit. Uh-huh.
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