0:00 [Music] take a look at this photo and tell me what's wrong with it if there is anything wrong with it there's no ████ there's no wrinkles there's no bumps or grooves there's no wrinkles on it oh yeah yeah yeah yeah i'm a fan of snickers me too i eat like vain stuff i need veins i need veins on my mouth what is up with the veins what do you is that just caramel so it's realistic but that's probably the way the the chocolate is drizzled on though like maybe like the creator's dick so it's is not throbbing yeah so you wouldn't like it if this was in the new snickers i mean i i would i would still eat it of course i just feel like the inside would be like marshmallowy it looks like it would be marshmallow experience wouldn't be the same because you know when you pull it out like you usually feel the grooves along the lips and that's all smooth so when you eat the snickers you suck on it you
0:50 put a little bit yeah you suck on it because i like this i put the whole thing in i go put the whole thing in and then i go i gently put my lips on it and i'd slowly drag it out while i twist it in a circle okay do you wait you wait till your mascara runs yeah i put it in my throat and i i try to touch the back of the phone a couple times [Laughter] jesus christ you gotta test that reflex dude i gotta test that reef you guys don't like snickers like that how do you guys eat them yeah this is the way they're supposed to look right yeah damn that looks good oh so that is good i think it's the chocolate drizzle that's what i like to think like they have hella veins on it how come that one's lacking the ████ throbbing girl you know like the hard vigorousness of the original snickers especially when it's foods that are phallic this one feels a little less
1:40 motivated you know whatever somebody posted that photo of that smooth snickers and all of a sudden people started freaking out that snickers was changing it's like bar and taking out the dick veins and people like lost their minds they were i mean look at bart he was outraged i was like that was low blood pressure dude that's snickers bro yeah so actually snickers had to respond on twitter to like calm everyone down and tell them they're not they're not taking the veins out like it's just a rumor i like having corporate corporate snickers as they're like so was that just a faulty a faulty snicker i don't even know if someone was in some like hoax someone might have smoothed it out somehow oh my gosh ████ or something he probably was just like veins disappeared you know you always suck the veins off what did they flip it the other way no even the bottom is inside even the
2:30 bottom has shapes oh really the bottom looks like a shoe yeah yeah it looks like a soul maybe that's like a snickers ice cream yeah hey that's what i thought this is this ice cream has veins too oh does it oh it does i ████ love snickers what's that one that has a marshmallow inside it marshmallow um i know you're talking about you do i don't like that is it blue is it it's blue it's like mountains or almond joy or bounty it might be almond joy it's choco pie was it almond joy the one with like coconuts yeah that one's weird a lot of people do not like that one for sure a lot of people my dad likes to do like i judge them i judge them for sure i like that because i didn't like chocolate growing up so i ate a payday payday because that's just ████ peanut so you like butterfinger i did
3:20 like butterfinger because of bart simpson but that was the only one i liked isn't that so crazy how effective that was oh yeah but i i i hated snickers bars was the worst one mars is the mars is the one with the marshmallow but it's like chocolate marshmallow or like whatever taffy or whatever is that funny because doesn't mars like own all of these like candy bars we were talking about what's this what about a rolo it was like a roast oh i love those i like rolos what's a nougat you know people yeah that's true people keep saying about nougat i think it's that chewy thing inside like a snake it's like applesauce it's um it's made of sugar and honey and roasted nuts oh so it's like a different version of like caramel oh it's like a nutty carrot yeah people keep talking about nougat ████ i don't know what the ████ is it three musketeers yeah i swerve i'll eat them my favorite hands down is toblerone toblerone favorite because
4:11 that's new kids you can eat the whole thing yeah each triangle at a time holy ████ dude those are you ever like get one of those after it's been stored too long and it's like rock hard and you can't you're just basking when i like him he's just waiting for a day six more years [Laughter] did you like tootsie rolls yeah nobody liked it i thought they were okay i would eat them i would eat them people in waiting rooms all tootsie rolls is an example of old-timey candy it's like chocolate flavored it is very old-timey yeah it's like great depression grandma ████ i like abba they're like so chewy and it's like it's got like that peanut butter inside does that work right is that the black and
5:01 yellow wrapper yeah yeah yeah i never ate that ████ i gotta ████ open all these things i didn't get as a kid did you ever um remember eating a specific candy bar that's no longer around and you're not even sure if it really existed oh yeah um so they call it i think the reese's nut rages now but it was different than when i had it as a kid oh it was a different total like packaging and everything yeah but i loved that one too because that straight out peanuts and stuff and it looked like dookie like you know what dookie has lumps you know how dookie has lost it's like you know the snickers bars make them look like dicks they made them look like dookie oh okay so okay so it's just like it's like a candy bar with reese's in it my mom used to hide them in the fridge in the garage because she didn't want me to eat them and then i found a way where i would because she'd buy things in bulk so i
5:52 would eat all the bottom ones and then fill the bottom up with stuff so on the wrapper like my mom checked in the fridge it looked like it was full until she wanted one and then she pulled it it was just like the wrapper so funny do you guys remember 100 grand oh yeah oh yeah so you know like 100 grand and mr good bar and crackle those were always in the variety packs or they're this yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah do they ever have like four they're full size hundred grand you never had the full-size hundred grand i've only gotten a little like halloween you gotta go searching for that though you gotta go to like a candy store bespoke candy place oh like when you go trick-or-treating and then they give you the small version of like the crunch and it's just chocolate with like things inside like it's like the size of a shift key yeah the old school keyboard here's a chocolate that i i thought was like a
6:42 fever dream because i remember eating it so much as a kid and then i never saw it again and i looked it up i was like it's real it was like nestle crunch but it was white and it was called the alpine white whoa i've never i've never seen that i have never seen it so it's white chocolate this was only in the gift shop of like kaiser [Laughter] i've never seen that yeah when i was a kid this is my favorite chocolate that is kaiser colors maybe it was just like a collab whoa because i remember eating um i really liked white chocolate cause i didn't like chocolate but there was another one i think it was hershey's white chocolate but it had like cookie crumbs or something cookies and cream yeah that is really great that's those are mom dude i got so sick off those i ate them so much man yeah i love those yep these ones right the cookies oh yeah
7:33 this is delicious that's not alpine nestle alpine white it's very similar but yeah i thought the cookies and cream one was actually better do you guys like s'mores like making like graham crackers with marshmallows hell yeah dude you know there's a s'mores shop at the um new york new york yeah so in between when you walk on the bridge from uh excalibur to ████ new york new york the upstairs level they have a s'mores booth you can just they just make s'mores so they make it for you so you don't have to drip and get sticky all over no you they have a s'more station you make it yourself no they make it for you they yeah they have a s'mores booth and then it's a little overpriced because it's you know yeah what's the price on that resort fees i don't know like seventeen dollars yeah i just looked at the price i'm like that's a lot it kind of reminds me of the the peanut butter and jelly
8:23 restaurant in a grand central market have you seen that they have one oh they have one there's a pb j place yeah that's it like 25 i don't think anything was under 10 bucks from whatever did you try it is it good no i didn't try it but you see a lot of people try and get it ironically and then you know it's kind of like one of those spots but it's been open but is it like does it taste that much more bomb though compared to making it at home i can't get myself to like buy one of those so expensive huh yeah have you seen those luxurious ass like peanut butter sandwiches when people use like artisan ████ bread it's all thick toast like that thick and then like they have like thick ass pieces of fruit inside of the jam and ████ and everything they make it artisanal yeah and it's big like the sandwiches are like ████ a fistful you know these like giant brioche buns yeah i don't know it's hard to elevate a pizza i can't make one on my own i want
9:14 to try one at the restaurant deep fried ones are pretty good if you guys have deep fry pb js those are pretty fire oh you know what i just tried recently that's bomb i found this ice cream shop and they have a flavor called pb and j and what they do is they make pb and j sandwiches and after they're done they chop it up into tiny pieces and then they put that into the ice cream so you know like cookies and cream ice cream has actual cookies in it it has actual pb and j in the ice cream and it looks ████ bomb freaking pretty it sounds like we're all saying bj it's video we keep talking about all these pjs they give you actual pjs sandwiches they cut up the bj's and throwing the ice cream dude all that snickers talk you know snickers talk did they ever really make a candy bar that was intentionally shaped like a dick they do that in taiwan all of them are what they do that's how
10:04 someone's got a dick that looks like this cakes and a peanut ice cream yeah have you seen those cake no bro you know what i'm talking about they're they're shaped they're like danny dicks yeah and then they're like waffles and it's just like a regular retail item that would be in like a non-sex store no they're like at booths yeah yeah they're like you could just go to a night market and then you can get like it's like going a hot dog on a stick you know but it's just ████ on a stick yeah they're like get it to shock all your friends so it's like the what's it called the gummy worms remember that you want some of my worms it was like it's so cool to shock people the big giant but now it's just the adult doing with a dick yeah exactly that's all they do now [Music]
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