0:22 welcome back to another amazing episode of off the record with the careful boys today we got Steve Hey Stephen oh it's Red Bull time already no middle name for me Stephen Paul Green yeah I'm in trouble you guys have middle names what's your middle name I don't have a middle name yeah read it read that out loud because I can't dude your last name's kind of a middle name Anthony Lily my last name is kind of a first name what yeah it is true all right next is Nicholas
1:12 all right so it is in it I don't do you know what it means you write it out I might be able to read it I can't write that ████ out all right it's the end of the year guys it is the end of the year it's gonna be ████ December hopefully before it's a it's Bert or board Alfred quad it's Herman really not on the moon because at the end of the year let's talk about let's recap let's talk about some of our favorite moments and favorite videos and favorite stories from this past year would you rather ████ would you rather ████ your mommy the classic how did that happen yeah how did that happen I don't remember who was the first it probably came out of this guy's mouth I think it was Joe no we were I remember we were ████ around off camera acting like we were gonna say that we're trying to find a prompt yeah and then it started rolling it was this guy he was the one
2:02 that ass yeah you asked off camera you were sitting right there yeah you asked off camera and then we decided to flip it and ask you on camera and then you got all nervous you were like it was supposed to be an OTR but it only bit it was a 10 minute video that's classic us okay this is Anthony's my stage name yeah look at my off camera stuff is obviously different that's why in the video you were like you didn't want to answer it we're like you're the one who thought of it I don't know if I thought of it I think you guys are twisting history right here we got ████ tape we could watch we go do the tape don't count off cameras where it's fun dude my favorite one My Fit one of my favorite episodes for sure was Anthony Lee's in 911 tonight he wasn't even here right it was not even here to defend himself
2:52 and they can make you believe it never happened man dude I heard Dicky laughing in the other room I hear Nikki laughing I'm like what I'm like what what's so funny and she's like Anthony leaves like a 911 to die she saw the clip on uh and he dances to express that I do love the cliffs because I get reminded of the stuff that we shot he doesn't always shoot a video there's a lot of like Little Golden moments that's kind of embedded in the overall story and I kind of forget the moments that happen but when you see it pop up like oh yeah that one's so good because I'm all I'm thinking is what's his reaction to seeing this because he didn't even know what he said now we get to finally see it because look at his face right now that's all we want that's what we work so hard for I'm not trying to answer some class action lawsuit with a bunch of people but from people that were like actually hurt by 9 11 is all so so you think it was real that this is new stuff so this is different because I
3:43 guess the recording button is on yeah yeah you can't be sued for art though he just said he's a different Anthony off camera too we got him dead to right yeah we got you dude it's all been a setup that's all we got you you're going down you son of a ████ I will say not being here and then seeing a whole ████ social media clip to talk about your ████ hardcore at 911 denier is a unique Human Experience does that make you feel loved in any way yeah like man the guys like me man they talk about me when I'm like oh yeah weird way yeah when Bobby Hunters was here we're all just taking Church dunking on you and your company and just your existence those files were lost when Steve told Bobby hundreds hey you ever heard of the air sesh and he's like no and then Steve goes I think these guys are kind of biting your style I think I think they're ripping off your design there's this guy named Anthony Lee he's a shoe
4:34 cobbler so you sure you don't want to be here on the 17th well you're not gonna be here this is dangerous okay first of all I said let's recap the years let's not recap every moment you're a big part of the show though dude oh dude remember when Anthony opened up to us about how he loves fidget Trucking whoa [Laughter] and he's like what about you guys you guys like some weird ████ and then we're like yeah first of all I like eating water okay the context the context we were talking about I think Ryan was hosted and he was like what's everybody's guilty pleasure or something ████ like that and everybody's like oh my cold tomorrow
5:25 yeah he's like uh I like eating watermelon we're like how the ████ do you feel to the point where I'm sick and I have acid reflux that's disgusting he's opening up to you everyone no that was a stupid ████ everybody's guilty pleasure was not literally the weakest ████ I ever heard in my life but you said you like the ████ memes on on uh Instagram I just said iPhone it's funny so do millions of people there's a reason why that s███'s popular and there's a reason why you're wrapping up on my ████ no it's not about backing me up it's about saying your guys's guilty pleasure sucked that's all I'm saying and it's not like you liked it like 30 years ago like you like it now when it's safe shut up what are some other Anthony favorites of this year no no let's let's generalize and broaden this video talk Anthony is a gift that keeps on giving Which video is going to win the streaming award all the ones you're in Anthony it's like you're opening a present and then you got another present like a Russian doll of presents
6:17 there's another Anthony no no no no more Anthony moments so many what about guests wise are there any guests that you guys really like that we should bring back next year dude it was a really funny moment yeah I think I think there's a funny moment where Anthony you like made a joke or something or about you were talking to Colleen and you were like oh yeah your dad's a subscriber she goes my dad's dead [Laughter] hey what's going on over here man but that moment was funny because it like it flew by so fast and she played
7:07 into it too yeah I mean she's really like cool like that but Anthony didn't know yet so he was like he's a ████ Hiroshima shadow where'd Anthony gosh that was a good answer yes what are some of your favorite guests this year that haven't been on before um I do like some of the real estate mortgage guys [Laughter] here we go they're really tight you learn a lot from those Bart's like yeah my mom time traveler but I'm having my real estate guy my mom knows someone who's in the dark arts my mom knows doctor strange but my mom's got the voice of Chinese Jesus in here but here's my Gardener yeah yeah yeah I can't blame them I want to I
7:57 Really you guys have to go meet her you guys have to do let's do the next JK Adventure we'll get up I'll rent a car I'll go pick her up dude what if we treat it like it's like we're seeing a spectacle at the circus she's not gonna come out no of course we want to do this no we all gotta Play Straight you don't think we're respectful here with six dudes at our house okay we get we all get a group reading bro we play it straight JK Adventure we get a group reading from your mom's homies and at the very would that be tight I'm kind of curious what if you guys need to actually need help and then she might be like I'll come out and help what if we all need help I got hella issues bro we'll have we'll have some something that we want help with and we'll bring her in here we're like Show's dying we need help yeah how do we fix the show yeah oh that's good at that she can help in like medical stuff okay well when you drink sugar yeah I drink a lot of if I drink sugar I get I get this I
8:47 get slam I get dry scalpish I could talk about how my dick don't get hard that's really good that's important you might be able to help with that because I can help in other ways and then we won't even ask her if she wants to ████ her mom or dad like maybe maybe not even one time yeah not even maybe dude I love when uh when you ask Jake Tran who if he'd rather ████ his mom or dad and then he said Mom and then Bart goes oh you're not a butt guy and then and then I I made that reel and I posted it and I added him as a I requested him as a collaborator and he messaged back and said bro I can't put that on my page for a second I was just like hey man like you know you ever you know and he's
9:38 like you know I've been around some darkness and Bart's like did the darkness ever touch you and the best part of that clip is Ryan's face going dude I watched that like three times a day oh ████ and then like I was like I wanna oh man that was the face it's so funny but I don't know if it's appropriate today's video is brought to you by audible so now I've been doing these long flights from Hawaii to LA and that's about a good five six hours and so I pretty much watched all the movies that I could have watched I did all the games and now I'm going down to thankfully audiobooks and with audible I could get one new title for every month and what's really really awesome right now I'm listening to this book called Ready fire aim it's pretty
10:29 cool it's about the different stages in businesses that get you to making a hundred mil because wow at this point I've done a few businesses that made a couple hundred thousand some even hit a million but then like to surpass this level I don't know anybody in my circle I don't even know how to get there and what separates the companies from small to big and so now I'm like listening and I'm like this is so wonderful and I'm like wow this is much more of a sophisticated way to see business than I ever imagined and that's what's cool about audiobooks is you get access to all these genius Minds some top level folks and people that I might not have any access to in my real personal life but through the book I can and sometimes I retain the information better when the author tells me versus what I'm reading
11:20 because sometimes when I read stuff I don't even remember what I just read a sentence ago but when someone's telling it to me because it's in their own words it's like someone telling me a story me too so audible is awesome they have audio books they got podcasts they got their own Originals it's a all One-Stop shop for your audio entertainment so go check it out let audible help you discover new ways to laugh Be Inspired or be entertained new members can try it for free for 30 days visit audible.com off the Record or text off the Record to 500-500 that's audible.com off the Record or text off the Record to 500-500 to try Audible for free for 30 days audible.com off the Record yeah and he ████ rolled and then he's like oh touched a family already goes
12:11 yeah he became all like heartfelt it's just his reaction was just like it's like when the joke can hit but it can't stick dude bark did that to me too when I talked about how this guy put hands on me one time when I fell asleep at his house and then yeah Bart was like did it feel good are you sure yeah I remember I remember the whole room was quiet because we was like we're like what the ████ that's when I was like oh these are my people because you could you could like really zoom in on that moment and take and like I didn't want to change the energy the room or anything and then Bart like lightened it up right away and I was like oh it's so funny yeah it's the quickest way to heal sounds like fiction I would have asked you're the your verbal neosporins because we're all kind of thinking it because everyone's supposed to go oh I can't believe that happened totally you
13:01 know I get it politeness blah blah but I prefer that I prefer that that's where I came up like I came up around ████ like that yeah I love that ████ it's the best yeah people always take that ████ we we seriously for you and I'm like oh you don't need to do this for me I'm good we're a ████ comedy show dude what the ████ you know what's funny um and I don't remember any of these things but the ACT outs and movies that we come up with this year it's all like the movie scripts we've made oh yeah or hyper Bible plane yeah yo buying a plane yeah yeah to sell some drugs yeah the heist ones or the highest yeah everyone's high schools that's like ████ like the roles that we have just showing people showing people old enough for kisses is like my favorite dude that was crazy the way you you propped that up that's my favorite thing that was great and the debut of
13:51 this jersey oh yeah a lot of these a lot of great just the fact that people people are always like why why is this a thing yeah wait so have you seen that movie before did someone do that I'd never seen the movie before I'd seen the clip all on the internet over the years so I I just knew the clip but then I knew it was a Clint Eastwood movie obviously because but that clip isn't well I guess like it's not like two girls one cup because a lot of people just don't know I've never seen that clip I saw it on like a lot of very not two girls one cup yeah hey but if it goes viral I think we get credited but it's the same shock Factor because you're like whoa I didn't see that coming I I think it's a different level of a shotgun you're definitely mortified when you see it I know what you mean though what's your name more mortified with oh I've never seen two girls one cup oh let's show them right now let's show them oh I'm not pulling up on my laptop
14:44 bro don't look away my dick's hard already bro you can't show me this world it might be something you like you might like it don't look right now don't look right now just wait dude this is not it dude no no hold on hold on wait don't just wait don't spoil it for yourself don't look over until it's time I never like chocolate ice cream before this dude I don't like poop oh ████ did I get a virus [Applause] there's a lot of girls here now dude that's just pornography here we go let me let me look it up where do I go go Incognito dude we're good we're good he's completely safe he's safe dude it went straight to ████ sex selector
15:36 oh there's hot grannies in your area oh Jesus Christ Bert's the guy who quits on all the ads yeah stop clicking the pop-ups what's happening it's ████ crazy is that coming out or in yeah uh this is for Nick all right Nick dude seriously yeah dude now my phone got a virus dude and then you have to rate it on a tent and then you have to rate it out of ten dude how did you get it so fast full screen bro the music [Music]
16:40 coming in video that's open it's almost done it's almost done look it's almost oh no video playing while he's like
17:46 that's two girls one cup dude bro that was ████ up yeah that's really ████ up the diarrhea that came out of her butt went crazy you're supposed to watch it as a 19 year old yeah dude it was really dry I was about to say Yak bro for my gag reflex is not that and all you got Steve over here go it's the same space throw up oh no bro my stomach is like you can't unsee that nowadays no yeah that one's that one stays with you yeah that's I remember some of the scenes I thought this was a JK ████ best moment where we talk about our favorite we just made a moment we just created we're trying to create new ptsds you could make that a short somebody just keep cutting to a kid just video always I'm telling you
18:36 guys that's gold yeah that's ████ gold That's How we'll edit it for only you ████ would somehow be able to compare two girls one cup to kids I was trying to watch when the wallpaper came up I was trying to watch it but like I really when they started throwing up I was throwing like I was dry heaving that was Next Level oh my God I forgot that they ate the ████ and threw the ████ up oh they did that with a straight face spoiler alert so basically to Bart's earlier statement this versus old enough for kisses same shock factor it's pretty soft anyway yeah they're both gross in their own ways but I think it's very shocking has a point do you agree oh yeah you know what BART does have like you ████ look at this ████ ████ I think we did a follow-up on JK news about the two girls one cup
19:27 girl that she tried to have a life after this and then yes Steve did it it was a fake ████ story wasn't it that's what happened I probably made it up she's trying to have a life how dare she try to have a life huh I don't know if it was me dude it might have been me I think it was you yeah was it you yeah it was me it was a fake article oh yeah I remember that wow yeah I want to do a video of like what are they where are they now dude that'd be very important follow-up for all the 19 year olds out there for the rest of the day you're gonna be a little ████ up man can you rate that video out of 10. 10 being what's your metrics 10's like a great video like the best video like you probably shouldn't give tens out because it's like that's so hard to attain yeah yeah but like you know yeah one being it's really bad you should give ones out
20:17 unless it's like really a one really really bad I give it like a like a like a five out of ten dude five out of ten jeez you seen worse no I just mean like like it was fun to have like everyone like oh my God seeing the reaction um the production quality was pretty good yeah um the shots they got in there they saw everything I wanted to see is that one of the most appalling things you've seen that was the most appalling thing oh that's number one for that I've never seen anything crazy I don't know anyone that s████ as much as her dude that was a big ████ I thought that they pumped her ass with fake ████ and then they ████ it back out because it looked the poo poo looked too perfect Too Perfect yeah nah that should look like straight dookie my boy um pumped the fake ████ in won't they do that though in pornography don't they like not but ████ but they oh mother like that in a porta potty really yeah like perfect smooth and brown like that
21:09 not a lot of fiber there was no discoloration it was just one solid color yeah sometimes that happens she probably two gallons of ████ ice cream the night before the throwing up it was crazy dad I didn't think they could I didn't think they could hide in there and the music that matches too it's so I don't know how'd you find it so fast I Googled two girls one cup I did two I got three viruses he was taking forever he had a he had a pop-up blocker on your phone it's impossible probably yeah to close all those tabs so hopefully we get a streaming for this video now huh I mean we're you know fingers crossed as usual we're nervous I think I think that's the whole thing that's going on where people reacted to girls one cup and they're getting like millions of views JK reacts to Two Girls One Cup yeah we shot this video in 2006 and uh you guys are seeing it now it's a Rebrand dude wait people are doing that again yeah wow because there's a lot of
22:01 there's a whole generation that don't know that makes sense though because like we saw in 2006 and those people are like 20 years old yeah they're like yeah bro that was crazy ████ yeah I feel like Shell Shocked a little bit I think I'm gonna skip lunch day though for real that shouldn't be my stuff why don't you take a Honda show Tiff dude she would punch me in the ████ face are you skipping lunch so you can have dessert uh soft serve chocolate but we were gonna have we were gonna have beef stroganoff no dude have you ever seen meat Spinners I've seen Meats that's nothing compared to this that's true that's ████ amateur hour do you wish do you wish that you said just like threw it away and said oh I saw two girls in one cup yeah like like all you guys I like all you guys I should have been so different you know like a ████ loser and that's what I guess that's what I get and the fact that he was also telling us I made it a point not to watch it it is like oh well you're ████ oh I do now yeah I did say that I set myself up that's why you know kids
22:52 out there are watching like just make sure you conform always dude foreign
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