0:00 [Music] all right something that definitely can't stay out of the news every single time i look for articles and stuff like that everything always constantly has to mention something about honey oh no not kanye and it's yay technically yeah which is funny which is funny yeah um but vaccines sounds like a filipino lady to me vaccine francine ████ francine dude boxing boxing so to catch steve uh this is one of the first shows where uh we get to hang out with anthony after we've already been on tour in australia and so this is what going from ice to view and anthony as a six-letter word that starts with the f um but then through the funny end yeah but then through the tour oh this guy's kind of cool and then on this tour this
0:50 is i mean on this show someone really really bonded and so me and jill were being managed by geo at the time so anytime there's any like transportation issues or show issues we call it boom it's done like tech rider whatever we need all that stuff right uh anthony why do we have to do we have to leave early or what was it we had to switch a flight because some ████ got delayed or something got happened he didn't have someone so he was just on the phone that's his nice way of saying i managed myself to manage himself over and over and he just keeps getting the run around and it was this filipino lady who doesn't even know how to speak english like at a call center you know one of those call centers not even in america and we just coined her francine because literally the whole time we're in the car like our ████ got taken care of like five minutes how long did it take you to i was on hold for like three hours so like our entire tour around the campus was like stanford or something like that
1:40 like i'm like still on the phone talking to francine who ████ can't help me yeah and like literally they had their whole thing taken care of and even jill is like yeah you just asked for this and i got like a flight credits and then they booked the next fight i'm like my friend just got fight chris from you guys i understand your frustration sir you know what it sounded like she was just reading off of the script and not listening to you love it like the whole protocol like did you unplug the modem like no ████ ████ that's what i'm calling you i ████ hate that ████ oh ████ i did everything i could that's why i'm calling and they ask you like you're ████ stupid yeah that's how they asked you think i wanted to call you how about that do you think i wanted to sit on hold for 45 minutes before you pick up no i tried to reset the router already believe it or not i swear to god i did i love the series my due diligence yeah but honestly i learned a lot about the power of a geo
2:31 on that trip that's a balance where francine comes from the the filipino ladies didn't want to budge so speaking of vaccines like i said there's vaccines everywhere i'm always randomly looking up stuff and then i read this uh article title and i i ████ got intrigued it says brothel offers people 30 minutes with the lady of their choice in exchange for a coven jab damn i already got my ████ vaccine though i didn't know that was real i thought that was a fake you need a booster get a boosting oh where just go just gotta go you just gotta go to vienna that's all oh man that's australia i didn't even know they had broncos there that's crazy i got brothels everywhere right legal i didn't know i don't know about league i don't know which places have it legal or not yeah that's a good question amsterdam because of the red light district yeah that one amsterdam brothel and vienna is offering customers 30 minutes with a lady of their choice in exchange for getting the
3:22 coronavirus vaccine right so um other places obviously have been enticing people to get jabbed with like free beer we've heard about things like krispy kremes and donuts and stuff like that even gym memberships are being offered to people the longer you hold out the better the deal gets yeah it sounds like you're true we're about to get houses today damn it started with donuts that's actually kind of true but what does the brothel get in return for giving 30 minutes of time or money maybe how much how much do you think they're getting well the thing is um ultimately some places that don't have vaccinated depending on like city county or state or country or whatever like if you um some places have to shut down if uh in terms of like being able to be open for places if they have vaccine mandates so let's say for example like i'm a uh down the street brothel and i'm not enforcing any concept of vaccine
4:13 maybe they're just going to shut my business down oh i see or saying like hey if you're not a vaccinated you can't go into a a closed business establishment like an actual building that's the incentive yeah so the incentive is not necessarily like what are we giving the girls it's more like if the girls even want work they might need to give up 30 minutes to make sure these people are vaccinated to make sure they can continue because nobody's going to come in there for 30 minutes and then like they'll probably buy at least another 30 right yeah maybe 30 minutes is like too short you got to get the customer in the door you know but wait you go in there and you're not vast and then you ████ the chick and you don't have the vaccination right you can you get it after yeah what the ████ get it during i think i think you get the jab there you get the jab and then you get to ████ the girl that's hilarious but even if that happens it doesn't even make anyone not protected right yeah right or the guy's going to have flu-like symptoms while he's that's what i'm saying he's going to be like chicks in the worst position of all yeah
5:04 dude clammy hands dude oh god you get a vaccination and you get a chlamydias come in with a vaccination leave with the vaccines that's a good deal man can i get there get the flu vaccine follow up 16 people have od'd on the coronavirus vaccine at this brothel in the life i guess i just get all of them yeah dude get my mom's vaccine that's crazy that's how it works do they give it to you before you go in or after they didn't say i'm not exactly sure of the logistics of when you get administered can they do anal does it say that can you get a shot in our butt you get in that chair is like ████ absurd tell us what kind of hats are they wearing when they watch that's the best can you ask the chief editor if they do anal or not
5:56 what does that 30 minutes consist of 15 minutes of sweet talking 15 minutes of saying bye that's pretty good that's pretty good right that's kind of how it usually goes the venue which builds itself as a sex star sauna club said due to the pandemic we have registered a 50 decrease in clients with this initiative we hope that the number of customers will rise again so the manager of uh you know one of these brothels like i said um said that there was a way that the brothel could help with austria's vaccination problem after seeing an overlap between the client base and the unjab he said basically hold on someone's knocking on the door they said that they noticed that a brothel could help with austria's vaccination problem after seeing an overlap between the client base and the unjab and he said basically i was looking at the statistics and i read that we need like 70 to 75 for us to reach herd immunity but we currently are only at 63 percent and then i noticed in
6:47 the statistics that very many men very many men with a migration background virtually virtually refuse vaccination or don't even know that you can be vaccinated so really the issue is men so the whoremongers are the unvaccinated and they're the ones spreading it so yeah they're specifically targeting the hormones yeah they literally said and since we are actually reaching this target group we decided to set up a vaccination clinic at the broth so these cats are like they come in they're like we're talking about a vaccine for what the hell's going on what do you mean coveted what how are you guys talking about he had no idea he's talking about like hey you can't have a lab dance without ████ give it to me yeah it's like hey tldr tell me what the ████ going on quickly compress where the ████ they've been just in their room and ████ hookers every single week brothel and home over and over don't all
7:38 these incentives make just the whole vaccine topic feel really weird though it's like the whole wheel that the whole world is bending like weirdly around this whole conversation make it look like a rabbit trap okay like i think you know yeah so what what's the incentive that gets you vaccinated what do you think they would give it's like realistic i think ideally you want to put out as much information as possible no information and then you just let me what is the bribe what is the problem what is the bribe my bribe was getting my ass into hawaii because every single time i go i got to pay 150 bucks for a test that's a good deal that's a good deal and then i spent over 500 bucks already just doing covet tests to get to hawaii jesus yeah have you heard of europe's or or berlin's 2g rule for uh for vaccines 2g what does that mean they
8:29 thought 5g gave people ████ corona no no i think they just i think they just call it i think they just call it a 2g coven 192g rule but basically um it was a decision that just happened yesterday actually um talking about how from monday onwards only people who are vaccinated against or who have recovered from cover 19 will have access to restaurants cinemas theaters museums or galleries for example that's cool they have natural immunity that's pretty cool yeah that's what i don't understand is like in other countries you can get the immunity card once you've you know been once you get covet or whatever and it lasts for like three months are people still are people still getting like antibody tests like pretty frequently i've seen that because i don't really hear much about it because my buddy was like he is in trouble he's not really in trouble but at his job he has to get the
9:20 vaccine to be able to still work but he was saying that like hey i got a vaccine like i got coveted before is there a way i could you know check my natural immunity oh yeah let that pass but no they don't take it nothing nothing but you know he also did get it in last november so i'm like hey man i don't know different generation three months dude that is a different generation no new strains that's old-school ████ that's not even death that's alpha right there's already been like that's ████ alpha if you do get natural immunity it is supposed to be more well adapted for future variants though that's optimistic so that's scientifically what they said it's like a 0.001 chance or some ████ it's crazy well i mean we could all go to vienna for our next jk trip i think we have to get the vaccine you should get it dude it's like it's like a german paris
10:12 yeah i like vienna without the filth it's like german pairs without the you call this filth i like it with the filth i vote amsterdam and i like after that too i've been it's fun as ████ that was pretty awesome yo we could just go to a ████ coffee shop and like smoke and then walk around yeah and when the first time i i discovered a space cake that's when i was studying abroad uh in like 2007 and then i had a spacecake which is just like a muffin was my first time and then i went back to my hostels when you had to pay like 18 euros for a hostel because you couldn't afford anything there's like six other beds there with lockers then i lied on my bed now sinking forever right and by the time i stopped singing i got up and like four hours had passed damn you just went backwards you were in a big old ████ tempur-pedic bed yeah the big the tempur-pedic bed went to china it was really just a hostile that looked dirtiest maybe you're just in a water bed
11:02 it wasn't every hallucination it was just real literal i was just sick [Music] [Applause] [Music] you
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