0:00 [Music] me neither we should start the video with that I don't I don't really want to want to but I have to don't me I never want to I A A Killer but don't push me I went down get him to be a coffee man make that the title I don't really want to beat women though lunch or now I don't want to beat up coffeee me we're filming this is this is all staying in the video by the way make sure to time it for the pizza like it's I time I can't ████ up my raet give me the coffee give me the coffee you going to get the Vietnamese coffee yeah yeah yeah no coffee for me so good no coffee ████ it if it's coming dude I got to drink wants it that's the place to get it it from I don't know what do you want he's looking do they have any of those like Vietnamese coconut snack things oh yeah
0:51 with the green one the Pand the P one of those wait is this the bread place the good bread place I don't know it's I what's it what's it called uh are you going to the ti market tonight yeah I'm go just look for a good B Place B look for bie his wife's back now too yeah he's going he's going we're going time Market you guys going yeah we're going to Tha Market I'm flying out I thought you usually fly out the next day I do but goddamn hotels are like $500 cuz we film the goddamn weekend Oh Fu all we have to do by the way everybody here we could film during the week everybody here could film during the week but no we got to film the ████ weekend probably cuz Bart's workout schedule or some ████ I want to film during the week people can't film during the week who can't film during the week hey welcome back to an OP we're going to talk about when we're going to film now he actually has clients but he can't so it's just Nick but I BR here
1:42 bring so it's just Nick as to why we can't film in Vegas it's just Nick as to why we have to film the ████ weekend you guys to did Friday Saturday it's not my fault you're costing me money dude you got to start paying me I'm down with the filming during the week I'm so down so set it up I thought we changed it because of Co yeah ████ so great we didn't fix anything for two ████ years well Bart does all the scheduling how would I know he also does all the co it's it easier for GU he give us uh I haven't tested it during the week so I don't know cuz we've been on a Thursday through Saturday type schedule for like eight years you know so I don't know so if you were to make a proposal on it during the hypothetically yes because most people are like in entertainment and usually like like all the stand up comedians are booked on the weekends so hypothetically what would be the best we Monday Monday Tuesday atically probably
2:32 honestly probably Tuesday Wednesday because people like get back to their Hometown on Sunday Monday sold Tuesday Wednesday was hypothetic that actually might be cheaper for my flight it be cheaper for everybody except for Anthony cuz he stays with somebody it's still cheaper on him for staying with someone can we have this conversation later doing OT on this well we we've been filming for like 5 minutes but nobody wanted to start I want to get B we can rearrange something for next year but I actually text you guys I want to talk more about why Nick is the problem part doesn't think it's good entertainment part you said it from people like the inside look of JK that is true people do want to how does this company run like this literally like this it in there keeping this in the video look if we get to do 10 minutes about Nick's ████ schedule then I
3:22 think we can handle this hey you guys want to see the spreadsheet I use book people well don't make it more boring send it to can you guys want like this we should have this conversation let's have everyone check it out so this is a spreadsheet I used that way I know when the last time someone came all the ████ Geeks are getting hard right now yeah like so all oh this that templ I thought there would be more colors oh like cool Chappelle hasn't been here in a while he we bring them on or whatever good system actually and then I have 2024 2023 I'm like oh who still likes us who hates us 2022 2021 cuz I took it over in 2020 because someone dropped the ball like crazy but she's not here anymore so now I do 2024 so that's how I started it it wasn't even my job really but it's fine that's pretty cool that you uh got a spreadsheet have Nick set the schedule yo that be tight do you ultimately think it should have been your job all along no no you don't think
4:15 you're you don't think you're you have a strong point in that well at the time when we're having all of our channels we were delegating because like we would do this you guys do this well we actually paid someone to do it yeah like they they want to do it yeah they they and and people actually thought it was their Channel because they hosted you know what I mean this isn't this isn't our Channel well now it's not cuz now they know we're a bunch of ████ but imagine like they know we're a bunch of ████ imagine like Viacom owned The Joe Rogan Experience right yeah but everyone would still think Joe Rogan owned it he's like wait aren't you the main host they would that's how they viewed it so they always thought that person or the person were like like Mar own's extra and Maria manudos The Joe Rogan Experience Carson Dy didn't own TRL and and did and that
5:05 person got hella DMS all the time from other people anyways when I got zero DMS from those people once again do you think it should have been your job all along then no cuz well what what I got zero DMS what did you do to reflect that you don't own the company is what I'm saying what do you mean you should have dressed like a boss or something I don't know dress like boss me and hat both me and Joe imagine Bobby Lee trying to book tiger belly insane oh I Ser your yeah it's like that's it's like the same thing people hit up George if they want to get on the show and then Bobby Lee can be ████ just like me and Joe is stay ████ that's like hard that makes sense okay but what do you think you're how do you why do you think people don't think you're the boss I don't know you got to look at the mirror why do people think Joe owns Barb Brigade I have no idea people just cross
5:56 cuz it closed that's why people cross the Clos people cross ████ all the time I have no idea I have no idea people cross ████ all the time that's true yeah they think they from day one people think I'm a partner of the gym they'll think I'm part of secret society like David's brand like they think it's like oh this guy like Anthony owns ████ June be like it's like cross all the time an appre it's always cross I don't know why cut me in the pie guys they don't pay attention I guess the pie is more like a personal pan size it's only four slices some topics though what slice do you want no no actual slice hey Wednesday watch live vote right now Tuesday Wednesday is good for you you guys said it and I'll figure it out probably hey Tuesday and Wednesday good for you Tuesday Wednesday sick hey Tuesday and Wednesday is good for you wday is fine yeah I'm going to
6:46 save like $600 can you Tuesday wedes you got clients I can make it happen Tuesday might be you might end up in the green I might actually be in profit but what about Wednesday Thursday what about Wednesday Thursday they can do Wednesday Thursday oh ████ I like Tuesday Wednesday better but I can do when I can figure it out figure it out I'll figure it out I'll figure out difference between I'll figure it out I'll figure it out I'll do like half days on Tu we've been violating our religion by the way for you guys you guys realize that right I could totally sue you guys for making me work we're your employee according to California yeah but hey California I'm trying to show you that they're not my employees cuz they make me work on my holy day hey shout out California trying to give us benefit is us doing the schedule here and picking days is that like not clearly us being contractors clearly we don't tell you
7:36 when the California is ████ whack it's California is like this okay you told the ████ we broke up I returned all your ████ ████ I have a new girlfriend that I'm in love with that I'm going to marry and but you still ████ owe me some ████ that's California that's we're out of here dude we don't ████ work here none of us even ████ live here disrespecting having sexy in California's house still every now and then cuz it's fun sometimes no this is Nevada isn't it this is Nevada this is Nevada it's so sick that Ryan was able Henderson dude I don't Victorville dude Victor that's California my my kind of the same seem like it it does not seem like it loophole of them
8:27 were're like you know we were in Victorville all time right say ████ you to California we should get an office in ████ Prim it's like where we could see we could ████ like reach over the line and touch it and go oh yeah that's like that's where the state line is right what if the bathroom is in California we can think ████ to California go right back to set yeah there's that California lotto store on the other side yeah yeah it's like right there it's so funny so that means people from Nevada go the over the state line so they could buy California lottery tickets dude you know the gas station guy who's barely in California is ████ every day wakes up he's like God damn it ████ it's right there ████ the one with 100 pups that's why I think California should probably end at Pomona okay that's hella inside Nar honestly should honestly that's cutting
9:18 out the entire Empire yeah I don't think Inland Empire San Bernardino like I don't think you know like Riverside it's it own thing I don't think I think that should be a part of Nevada yeah even feel like California yeah they hate California oh that's true regular California hates California that's true no I think I I think we should keep the Inland Empire they're connected they're literally same well I feel like wherever the real desert starts from Victorville and Beyond like barsto all that stuff they feel like Nevada yo yeah yo yo is in the middle cracks me up dude I laugh the whole time I'm it's a it's a big truck stop 100% yeah oh you guys think Bar's ████ I was driving through that one time do you guys hear about that lithium fire on the 15th yeah so I had to drive back and
10:09 forth uh that one time where they had the whole lithium fire so I had to take a uh I think it was off the 40 or whatever a big detour and then there's so much traffic I had to take a second detour so by the time I went through Nevada I was coming in through the Laughlin side like from from the south so it took me 10 hours and when I was driving through there I was like holy ████ this place makes Baro look like Tokyo so ████ up no no there's this I forgot what the name of theity it's like a border City on the other side yeah but it was like literally in the middle of nowhere and then uh because of that giant detour like the poor lady at the gas stage like where are all these people coming from what she had too much business she couldn't handle it she just couldn't it was like ████ like per pump would be ████ 20 cars cuz everyone needs gas
11:01 oh it was crazy though I don't know I think it's not like full service gasoline where she comes out her what it looks like what it looks like from her point of view is imagining owning a ████ LV store and Rodeo Drive and people are fighting for like BLM for like black rights but they're just looting the whole place that's what it probably looks like they're not looting the gasoline though that's a terrible when you have a thousand people you wanted to go with when you have a thousand people in the store he's like you know what look it's like do you remember the Civil War like what the ████ no what it looks like to her cuz I can see from her point of view it looks like if everyone just took one thing and left there's zero things she could do about it and there's a thousand people are they doing that or are they still giving the transaction dollar it sounds like business going like this get overwhelmed and also going like this yeah got it okay I was at the airport by
11:53 the way I was at the airport just at Vegas airport and it's like last call for you know the flight to Ara and I'm like nobody's happy about that like flying to Reno from Vegas like okay back to my life it's like little Vegas I want to check it out you I think you would like it you're weird like that that's true yeah you wow what's different to me it just seems like Forest Vegas you're wearing a Hard Rock Cafe t-shirt from the city I think you like it cuz you can go to Tahoe like pretty easily it is far as Vegas actually Vegas so it's like Vegas but Forest Vegas right that's what I imagine Vegas Fallout Vegas like Fremont part of Vegas in the forest all Fremont oops all Fremont I like old Vegas thoughly that's why you like it okay I'll check it out Joe is also the type to pull over to get
12:45 Alien Beef Jerky think anyone else does do you actually like the Alien Beef Jerky I don't like it but I like that there's an alien in the car I tried it I I I got a bag and it was like so moist on the inside that I was like moist I it's yeah but yeah wait have any of you guys done the ████ su's Diner I have is good it's a diner it's a diner my family is so garbage and trash that we we went to meteor crater in Arizona as a detour so it's like a 250 M detour or some ████ while we're moving like we're we're moving to California we're like oh that meteor Creator we kept on seeing the sides and my family just got sold by the repetitive advertising of that cuz my family's garbage and then we went to meteor crat M it's a big ████ hole in the ground it's it that's it there's a
13:36 hole in the ground that's a meteor crat well no ████ but my god when you're looking at the ████ thing it's like makes it seem like it's such a bigger deal what you think it's going to be an oasis yeah I think everyone thought it was going to be like looking at cool space stuff but it was just a s███████ of rocks big old hole apparently at the end of zizzi X is a ████ Oasis you heard about that have you seen the pictures looks pretty crazy is that the one you can see from the freeway oh you can see it right so it's a cult that started it but now the state took it over and it's it's owned by the university it's like a science School uses yeah and then if you go to the end it's like they got hella date trees and then they got like water there they have some Spa ████ so it's man-made it's all manmade yeah made by clothes sounds sick they have some buildings and stuff too that sounds better than 75 a head to stare at a hole
14:26 75 $75 yeah whatever is you guys didn't grow up on road trips doing these like random stops it's so nostalgic to me to Calico get Ghost Town like s like whatever all these things I do them now my dad would always ████ yell at us and be like nah we're not going to stop at those ████ things it's all ripoff and he just keep smart guy my dad my was like oh now you have that memory my family was like oh what is it I wonder what it is oh I did that too maybe we'll go I'll go check it out yo they have like 10 billboards on the way well like 50 like it'll only cost us a day and a half on the trip like in Arizona right well or New Mexico or whatever the ████ it is ████ ball hair always buy into those Billboards I mention this before I went up when I was doing an actual cross country road trip we went to Mount
15:17 Rushmore which was also like a 600 mile detour because we were down to the South okay you win you win dude South and you have to like we zigzagged it wasn't like a road trip this way it was like a road trip this way we're like oh dude we got to go to Rushmore from New Orleans right Jes ████ so we drive up there and it takes us like over a day and a half straight driving and then we stopped by this place in like South Dakota called 1880 Town cuz we were just like oh ████ it something's on the way we should do it it's spent like three bucks it's like a ghost town but like very Western and you could dress up as like ████ revolutionaries and ████ like that so they made you all chinan and told you to go ████ get some railroad sell opium went straight to the Opium Den historically ACC did you dress like a confederate soldier have a rock hard my head that being said guy a gsit we go to
16:08 uh we go to Mount Rushmore and it's the biggest let down in the entire ████ country so you were really disappointed by Mount Rushmore super disappointed I hear that a lot though even the patriotism in you you go like up those weren my people but it's so it's so disappointingly small hey can you just stop being white I know where you think you're from you male sis dick it's far it's so far it's bigger than your textbook no way you know what I mean so it's just such like a you there with a ████ monocle like I can't say man this is why he would like REO yeah exactly tons of monocle stores so it just feels underwhelming the plane too bad nager Falls was cool New Orleans was cool in general 188 was way better than Mount Rushmore Canyon is my favorite place in all of America what is it called Canyon the one we're
16:58 talking about yester I it's beautiful so great about that uh I think just as a spectacle when you're inside the canyon and you know seeing all the orange like rocks and fixtures and stuff like that with the sunlight cracking through uh very um I don't want to say 127 Hours but okay metor crater hey I I was ████ on that is that the one they left Jo dir who's like why are we doing this is that the one they left Jo dir at I don't know I don't remember it's beautiful all right okay I know that you won't like it because when we go on a regular High cuz you're ████ wheezing when you walk up hill yeah yeah I can't breath but I'm just saying it's beautiful for those of us that enjoy the outdoors you would love it you would love it you would love it you're weird yeah you make fun of people with allergies it's crazy ████ them right ████ what are you allergic to dirt no get the ████ that can't cause allergies dude
17:49 this is Joe Dirt right here dude he got left at the meteor crater I remember it was probably something like that yeah yeah that's how you developed your allergies not uh I went to meteor career too when I was a kid when I was like 10 and then I I we we stopped there so that I could do a like a report on it cuz like you know you when you go on vacation they like make you do like projects and stuff so I I wrote my report on media Creator and then like the teacher's like oh make sure you draw the place you were at I was like it's just a circle ████ all I think my mom still has it it's like all I did was I wrote about it and then at the bottom there it just looks like I circled nothing did you win the award for most exciting kid it was really bad yeah it's rough dude yeah it is it's pretty especially if you're a kid cuz you're you're a imination is supposed to meet you halfway anyway there's nothing you look
18:40 at that you go I I can't work with this thing about it was I was like I think underground is where the meteor is cuz you know I'm like I'm like 10 years old I'm like got probably the meteor cuz you know when you look at the billboard it's like a meteor it's like oh ████ it's got all the holes in it and ████ like that like that's interesting not the ho that it made yeah you would imagine like half of the Moon yeah dude but no but you you're a kid you ████ see the it's like oh well that's interesting maybe we'll see that thing even when you go to the Grand Canyon as a kid it's hard to equate how like there that's not anywhere else in the world right you know when you're a kid you like once you grow up you're like oh I never see ████ like that and then you see it you're like whoa but as a kid you're like okay next yeah yeah that's yeah cuz like all the adults are like wow yeah they're marveling at it
19:30 standing there like for 15 minutes and kids don't even get it but then like if you show a kid one of those baby tornadoes at a baseball field that's way crazy those are pretty cool though it's still crazy as an adult exactly of tight it's just funny to think about L Steve just being like where the ████ the meteor yeah you want to see the actual meteor it's under I guess it's under there that sucks guess it sink or something like it's not like see the hole that it made like that's the actual advertising it's like see the meteor like when even when you go there the artist depictions they draw a lot of things out in the area that's like oh this is what it may have been like that's cooler than the actual thing yeah everything's cooler than the actual thing I thought it was going to be an asteroid that's stuck yeah no asteroid like it dude it's like some
20:20 ball covered in hair and you think that on the day that you go is the day that a ████ hatch opens up from it it's like whoa no and an alien comes out I wish although me and Nikki have a bit or if we do end up having a kid it would be only for this reason we would we would we would have a box that we put in the Attic of like newspaper clippings of like that that a baby was stolen and like a bunch of different artifacts and ████ like that and then like just leave it up there let the ████ let the ████ find it one day and like let let that ████ spin around in their head for a couple days baby was stolen by nearby hital my dad my dad kind of did that to me did what is a stupid thing like he cuz he took pictures of me as a baby when I was like playing inside of a a humidifier box like the box for the humidifier they bought and it looks like I'm crawling out of it and then he like put him in
21:11 the photo album as if that's my birth like on the first page and then he kept he kept telling me like that I was adopted like when I was like old enough like I was like five or six he's like yeah we we we adopted you and I was like what a crazy I'm like no I was a baby when I was I like got the thing out and I saw the first page of me coming out of the box dude is that is that typical cuz my family kept on saying they picked me out of the trash can I think did they have a photo of you in a trash can too no actual photo but my mom and my sister went on that for years I think it's like a you know cuz you're a just being a brat they just want to dunk on you you know it's pretty good they think it's hilarious he was born in a dumpster dude I would pay to be there the first time he got dumped up it's like a Steve Green I'd pay a ████ angel subscription to watch that
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