0:00 thank you [Music] are y'all familiar with those little uh cyborg dogs yeah the ones that like ████ do backflips spot right the ones with ████ missiles on their back the Tamagotchis how the ████ you already know about the missiles on the back bar we've been seeing them all over Instagram here we go yo why does it gotta look like the Black Mirror one too oh God yeah I've seen those videos man yeah ████ oh he's sleeping oh okay you look like a little ninja oh my God why'd he dress him up like a little ninja spider yeah that thing's scary dude that looks exactly like the Black Mirror dog whoa
0:55 blasted in the face he's not loaded I'd be so nervous why is it tap dancing that was stupid look at that tap dancing ass dog dancing dog so this is obviously a robot dog with an RPG strapped to its back that was demoed recently I recently had a Russian Arms Fair Russian arms Rush ████ man why they gotta do it there dude this is this is what is called the next step in robotic Warfare no the next step in robotic Warfare did you see how uh Russia's gonna start arming a bunch of countries like selling their modern weapons to a bunch of
1:45 countries good idea like a bunch I think like countries that aren't the best is friends with the US oh yeah wouldn't that be funny if all those weapons no matter where you shoot the bullet goes to America oh my God yo that's really good technology it's like yeah and it's like wow oh my God well that's scary uh little robot dogs are with with missiles on their back or is scary for sure are you Loki I'll ████ with the idea of robotic Warfare like the idea of like even um I don't think you know the idea explains the idea look at your eyebrows explain the ideas because the idea is you're like oh you're just gonna let the robots fight together it's like no they're using the robots to decimate human beings over there that's why I
2:36 said the idea not the actualization of robotic Warfare is and making this to kill humans just like drones I'm saying the Hugh Jackman movie where robots ████ fight BattleBots thank you okay can you just get a little bit more PG and bring it back to Toby McGuire okay the point is the idea of like no longer needing humans right right in Warfare having your robots duke it out and then the best robot wins and then the robots joined forces because they're like why are we doing this to each other we're getting smart ones here turn into a giant dog they Rebrand to cyberdine yeah we're the Smart Ones not these ████ yeah how does a Russian robot sound like just like that yeah I believe that I am a robot I have an accent my accent was programmed they're like
3:30 put vodka into my gas tank old school giant warfare you got two countries coming up everybody marches out and then they're like your Fighter versus R1 fighter we'll send these people home to their wives right you just have a one-on-one bout yeah that would be cool but imagine this ████ Hugh Jackman a robot but think about that sucks to robot Warfare sucks to me because you're gonna deplete your country's funds so much quicker it feels like and all the screws and bolts that's interesting the idea is to save lives I don't know I don't think that's the idea of War well you think about like our first first generation of like robot Technologies like drones and then the US uses that to like blow up Villages you know that's how we use it we don't blow people up with drones dude what that's how it goes down dude they only target
4:20 terrorists like they the missiles go straight and they pass all the questions accuracy and then it goes straight to the terrorists and kill one terrorist to save ten thousand innocence yeah sign me up come on America we're a good Christian country never I get my fried chicken extra Christian What If instead of like sending your best robot to fight it was just like let's see who has the coolest robot it's a pageant dude yeah I got cars yeah the Japanese are gonna win dude oh ████ yeah a lot of sex robots right now not sex but yeah that'd be cool too [Laughter] robot patches you want a well-rounded robot you know you don't want it just yeah I would ask oh okay realizing that it was a Japanese sex doll that stopped
5:10 World War four what the ████ I don't think nothing's ever gonna replace just classic duking it out man oh they're gonna say sex I think he's still saying I wonder how humans violence said I think humans have to have some type of sacrifice of life for it to be like oh ████ yeah you win we're dead because that it'll just be unlimited ████ War that's true yeah yeah in that ████ crazy life like uh outside of human Galactic Empire type experience it's like humans dying war is probably good for our planetary population because it's reducing the number of humans it's almost almost like our own version of natural selection like this natural selection where it's like I don't know suddenly a thousand Birds just fall out of the sky and we're like what the ████ happened and then there's like human
6:01 beings who just like is that natural if a thousand Birds follow this guy that's not natural dog that's like something ████ up man the robot does RPGs on him to ████ nuke other humans I'm just that's natural compared to this I can't understand what you're saying where we don't have a natural predator yeah where almost every other animal has a natural cutter and that's a lot of us shouldn't be alive but we're alive you're sounding very fanless right now guys and I'm all for it kids just died like kids like you had a lot of kids because like half of them it's not a lot of people just died back then on a pogo stick oh
6:54 he's gonna get a ████ infection from playing outside and then ████ have no legs and ████ somebody's axle on the wagon's gonna break and then they're gonna dive like ████ chickenpox yep from the actual breaking yeah everybody's heading to Oregon dude it's coincidental would you guys rather have like actual cops petroleum the streets or like these robots come on man I didn't mean to speed ████ was ████ up here's what my brain goes right where it's like the thought process is yeah let's get robots so they're not discriminatory right but then you get like when you see the stories of Technology not reading black people's faces because they're like because of the way they should set up so then it's like you think like oh even the robots are gonna be racing oh yeah they're gonna ████ up there's no winning the robots like this is natural
7:45 selection yeah it's ████ up and the robots know which races are lesser yeah right what do you mean right no I'm sorry gotcha no no I don't think that well they did this with an AI bot before but when when AI was learning off of human interaction and social interaction they would eventually pick up hate and pick up like the on the undertone that like some some races are less than others because nine out of ten programmers are racist right yeah we just don't want to be part of the first generation of the RoboCop thing like we don't we want to be like down the line they gotta be like bio bio human oh cyborg cyborgs yeah yeah yeah like RoboCop racist cops today are just stronger yep we need what if the race is against whites then that's a different kind oh
8:35 yeah yeah totally acceptable it might reverse one day I don't I don't worry I'm in Hawaii so I'll be in Hawaii out there yeah don't worry about it what would you get more scared of you went into a ████ human like when you're in war or you want to tell Robo dog with RPG who would I be more scared of yeah if you're just like an infantry the ████ robot dog yeah yeah cause that ████ is programmed to do one thing where if it's like me and like let's say me and one Russian soldier in the forest like come on like it's just us too no one knows about the fight yeah I know you don't want to go to war I don't go to war you got kids I got kids right and then we could probably just like let's let's give each other one tonight if I can have a little Russian barbecue and then like I won't ride on you you won't rat on me there's like a Humanity yeah a ████ robot dog is just like
9:27 is that common comments run into each other on solo missions that's what I think no and they and they vote me through like oh I'm scared I'm scared too yeah I'm so cool it's very cold here what if two robot dogs did that oh [Laughter] shoot my RPG into your Cannon Because unless you're like a super Navy SEAL I think most people are like ████ I don't want to do this but I have to fight for my country that's what a lot of uh the rushing soldiers were doing they were deserting yeah they're all those kids were like I thought this was a military exercise right right I feel like if they did have robot dogs and they would just be another specialist that would be created to like EMP the
10:17 ████ out of anything robotic right oh yeah bro then you just take out your like ████ robot bone let's go robot tennis ball strapped up with ████ dog toys ready for anything there's a whistle yeah that only robot dogs you ████ send a robot cat out so it's chasing it oh my God that's so dumb that's the robot mode I'm saying it's great foreign [Music]
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