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A Cop Called the Cops on Burger King

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0:00 you don't go to a fast food joint and ask for to cut the burger in half you're asking them to spit food H hey that would be kind of funny if you asked for to be cutting half and they cut it like over [Music] here all right in a supposed abuse of power story we've got a situation o my favorite favorite kind of power Cobb County Sheriff Mr Craig Owens sounds corrupt already Cobb County it does sound corrupt huh it sounds kind of like a nice little Fiction it's like out of a movie he uh called his deputies to go to a Burger King on Veterans Memorial Highway in Mabel toown I Hade Burger King yesterday had a Whopper junior or regular just a regular double or single yeah I almost puked it out on one of your students it's a pretty heavy meal before you do but it was airport Burger

0:52 King you know that cost me 18 bucks why would you get Burger King in the airport especially when you arve cuz there was nothing else especially when you arrive is hella funny hey you're a wild for cuz of time I know I know time well this Georgia Sheriff he he got really angry when this Burger King messed up his order so he called the deputies to the store oh jeez what a waste of time this is out of the movie Super Troopers did they arrest taxes go to this guy Craig Owens he's up for re-election this year he called his deputies to the Burger King to help address his botch order according to body camera footage he whopped the Whopper what are depes going to do about that is this going to escalate can you maybe a little it could escalate a little or it could deescalate all right now Owen who

1:44 is up for reelection his opponent is slamming him for these actions uh because they're trying to smear him and the reason why these three deputies were dispatched to the fast food restaurants with Sirens blaring is because this particular Sheriff at the time who was off duty just got really really mad that they messed up his order but he was off duty so wasn't in uniform so he wanted the deputies to come by and get the name and information of the owner of the Burger King but the employees weren't giving it up so he used his power what the ████ does the owner of the franchise have anything to do with the messed up order so sometimes you got to take law in your own hands brother he just on the body cam says hey do me a favor to the deputies I need to get all I need is the owner name of whoever owns his damn facility or the manager I wanted her uh a I wanted he was getting his female passenger a Whopper no male cut in half

2:34 right I don't need no damn money back no more I just need to find out who owns this place so I can do an official Complaint that was it escalate enough for you Tyler not really that was kind of lame he doesn't want to made a complaint I mean he's a cop so he should know that complain he he should know that complaints don't go anywhere dude if you're a guy and you asked for your burger they cut in half come on come on yeah that's so the messed up part is they didn't cut the burger they just messed up the B the order apparently I don't know you don't go to a fast food joint and ask them to cut the burger in half you're asking them to spit in your ████ food H hey that would be kind of funny if you asked to be cut in half and they cut it like over here it's not even perfect I would call the cops for that yeah I would too that's funny as come on dude I would die

3:24 laughing if that happened it has nothing to do with the order he was just pissed that day it's just like a serious of unfortunate events that led up to him just losing his ████ ass when you guys get a sandwich you like it cut straight in the middle or diagonal I don't even isn't that the same if it's circular sandwich oh a sandwich got it I like mining quarters diagonal or St a circular I can't eat this diagonally cut ████ throw it away yeah for hamburgers you like it cut diagonal or peanut butter and jelly sandwich peanut butter it's got to be diagonal oh yeah I agree diagonal wow what's the what's the logic tastes better cuz you're Autistic or what no I'm just saying like like if you can't eat us I can't believe you that it

4:14 I have many autistic kids in my family you know I meant to slam Colleen cuz she said yeah me too you have many autistic kids in your family I do many many do they like triangle sandwiches on on one side every every family has one and you know they only eat grilled cheese what I'm saying I was selected but anyways if you can't eat a sandwich because it's cut diagonal that might be you know it's not a can't thing come on I'm not I'm not it don't taste but it doesn't taste as good like when you when you get it cut in half it's just nice it's like it's like having one of them being uncrustable you know what I mean one side otherwise it's just all crust and then you got to do it yourself which is fine but you're going to do it anyway but then having a part of it already isn't uncrustable you get to see the inside when you see the inside you can taste the visual but if you cut it in two rectangles you still

5:06 see the inside two rectangles two rectangles dude in a circle you guys don't like to change it up sometimes you go diagonal sometimes I go straight down the middle you guys don't like to do that yeah why not a little variety sometimes I like to take one piece of bread and then do half peanut butter oh wow half jelly and FP it sometimes I like to be autistic sometimes I don't you know I do often times when I get like a restaurant burger like I'm sitting down refine dining on like a burger C Burg I do like to ask them to cut it in half and then that when it comes diagonal you send it back are thick though you want to see how it's cooked looks like a no ma'am logo but honestly though like I think that's the appropriate place when you go to a restaurant like that you get to cut in half but at a fast food joint those things are so thick fast food that's so weird un your jaw yeah and you're eating and often times if you cut in half they'll put two toothpicks in it see and

5:58 then you got the well don't they usually give you you like a steak knife with it when it's massive like that yeah yeah at a fast food place what is the worst your order has been messed up oh dude right this McDonald's right here I've got chicken nuggets before and when I opened it up it was just a chicken breast that's that's that's somebody you went to school with hating on you no they were high we went back they were ████ so high they gave you a chicken breast it was just yeah it was just you know like a grilled chicken breast in the ████ Pat my bad man I just thought you want a chicken no but I took a picture of it and posted on Instagram that's so good dude that's funny that is that is a best up order it's probably a better option though you know mine for your is that they literally started died for a second she getting choked up I'm

6:48 so sorry choked on my own saliva they just forgot the meat all together so it was just like lettuce tomato like the sauces veggie burger that's when you go to PL that's when you get the that's pretty messed up to forget the me have you ever been accused like you ate the burger you ate the meat and you brought this back yeah like she's got ████ just meat sauce on her lip you ate the Patty you just trying to get an extra Pat and she's on that's how you get a double that's how you get your protein that would be a pretty messed up accusation yeah you never had orders got messed up the worst is just when you like uh like Uber Eats or something like that and and then you're doing it for like a party right like a group and then somebody's entire meals just missing like here yeah ████ ████ happens all

7:38 the time that does make everybody feel really bad though when some one person doesn't get their meal remember when you said you you Johnny Rockets as a server and you'd have to be the guy that like you forgot to put it in yeah that dude that was that was that sucks there's a dude just waiting and he's got nothing and I'm like but he didn't even wait that long I was like stop crying I still I'm still trainee dude have you messed up an order for someone else really badly besides that was probably one of the only times oh just it not showing up yeah cuz I didn't put it in but you didn't like put like peanuts for a guy that was allergic or anything nothing like that n because I don't serve those kind of people dude you say get the hell out of here did you play in the kitchen oh like yeah always like fast food though like it's never even really a complaint it's almost just like a statement because it's not their money either you know what I mean what are you going to do and

8:28 it's fast food so they're like okay they'll just grab a new thing for you cuz like even if you go back to like a McDonald's after the drive-thru which you can do this sometimes by the way secret you go hey I'm still missing one of my fries and they give it to you but it's like you weren't missing your fries it's in your bag you know you've done that maybe whoa that's College baby that's College that's very very College that's are you a top level negotiator cuz that's what he is dude sexual negotiator you just got to believe it wait have you ever had an order get messed up in your favor those are really fun yeah you get some extra stuff seven piece nugget magical I only asked for four I I go back in line and say excuse me you get a four piece that's for kids gay you gave me three extra you gave me three extra I would like my money back I play like that imagine getting called Gay for getting a four piece nuget you get a refund for an extra Burg that is

9:18 pretty gay though gay gay Lord the confirmation what the hell one us us do they even put it in a bag or a box or they just hand it to you i' never gotten four PE chicken nugget but you said seven and I was like usually I get four and give you should we do McDonald's for lunch I'm down oh dude what happened all you guys dieting I would love let's just get McDonald's for Colleen Colleen don't eat McDonald's what you eat for McDonald's I don't eat fast food that's why what hold on let's back that up I haven't had fast food I think Raising Canes is like the only fast food I've had oh that's pretty good should we get raising I like Raising Canes have question do you guys think this guy is fit to be a police off officer or is this like a reason where they should like lay him off like you're not you're not mentally what if he's a good cop aside from this though what if he like saved the town multiple times

10:08 right he just had a bad he's like the cob County hero I actually think that's worth it that means he follows all the rules because he's not going to scare the owner he wants to put a complain in he's following the rules you know what's also interesting This Is Us from outside cob County looking in what if everyone hates that Burger King there and we're like the people way too far out any anytime you look at a fast food Burger joint on Yelp or anything it's always like one star like everyone hates it and nobody is are you though in that particular position it's not like this like a chief of police officer AR isn't that particular profession meant to be held at a uniquely higher standard I would agree if he can't even handle a bad fast food order how is he going to handle an actual like situation that cuz we're not talking about like man you came out you made Bad Boy Records so you could touch a couple little you know whatever like should this guy get a

10:59 salary of taxpayer money who we're talking about chief of police yeah I I feel like people's been that's a bad analogy Bud people's been asking for something to be done and he's finally stepping up and he's he's doing Law and Order making sure that the Burger King UPS their level but honestly though he didn't even do nothing complet it's it's it's weird it's definitely like you're kind of I think calling the other police theirs but he didn't really do nothing like that crazy abusing his power would have been like you know I'm a cop right so I should get like 10 hamburgers today and then they they extorting them think you don't think calling deputies that maybe could be doing other police work and stuff yeah that's the part when you could be like hey you messed with my order can I just like get it replaced someone's getting murdered and this guy's like hey what's the owner's name that's what makes me think somebody mouthed off to him like doesn't seem

11:50 like he's able to deescalate a situation like you think this guy has a really big ego shoot somebody you think this guy has very fragile feelings dude if I were him I'd be Petty enough if he if the guy mailed off to be like I'm coming back put on my uniform and then come back order again and then just that's probably the better way to handle it well would you say though if you were let's say you're Anthony Lee of K's a highly respected figure of authority in the dance world and then the Burger King guy goes I'm not cutting your sandwich you ████ go he's like I'm not Korean that's what you say you got to be like it's cool I'm a ████ first of all I'm be like I'm going to the McDonald's across the street business is done here for at least a week I don't like flame broil I would have been like I'm not Korean that's cool you can still cut

12:40 it I got called goo at a Mediterranean restaurant when I was a kid no way damn wellow you really remembered that yeah that's what it's Channel core memory let me take that off your shoulder thank you thank you yeah goof it's probably not even from a white guy it was a Mexican guy too that's a deep cut I think they just were you know if you don't know what to call Filipinos that's the next but I was surprised that he could even tell you're of the Asian variety yeah I don't know maybe when I was a kid I looked more Asian or maybe he thought it was a racial slur for like Indian people or something maybe for him he's just like makes more sense I know you're not Chino Downey Downey antics

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