0:00 nine months later she has a daughter named Destiny that's a bad name I hope you know it's a bad name that's the it's a bad that's it's like the Toyota Tercel why why what the ████ it's a Tercel don't know [Music] all right this one's gonna sound super super convoluted and complicated so I'm really sorry if it's confusing but it's pretty heavy convoluted complicated I'm already confused I'm ready so you got a woman named Andrea right when she's 11 years old she meets a guy named Jason I don't know how old this Jason guy is but I'm assuming they're around the same age me and Jason meet she's 11 years old uh she says that uh she's walking home this guy Jason starts to um talk to her and molest her that's
0:51 what she's saying um and then at 13 she gets pregnant holy ████ nine months later she has a daughter named Destiny and that Jason dude just bounces and just disappears okay so she's raising this Daughter by herself okay at age 13. that's a bad name I hope you know once Destiny turns 17 Destiny wants to find her biological dad Jason uh the grandmother decides to help Destiny find her biological dad Destiny ends up finding him and runs away from home with him turns out later after um destiny turns 18 Andrea we're waiting for it finds out that Destiny and her biological dad just say it already dude have been just say it making sex tapes together yeah thank
1:41 you it was her Destiny you should have been sick because I'm saying it was a bad name bad name that that was her Destiny it's a bad name the name is it's a very bad name does her dad know probably dad doesn't know why you guys the bad name that doesn't know that that's the daughter the dad knows it's a bad that's it's like the Toyota Tercel why why what the ████ a touch sound it's like the Honda Clarity we used to have a Tercel Honda Clarity dude yeah Honda Clarity is weird Chevy citation is the worst name it's a state of being ████ is a Tercel dude yeah what is a Tercel dude we saw a Honda Clarity yesterday it was the most ████ up thing we both looked at the same time like this is so ████ up yeah is it the new electric thingy yeah oh I'll show you it if you want it's what was a big old butt right the butt sticks
2:31 out hella far but it has this weird thing over the wheel looks like ████ people know what Tundra is I don't know why you guys are so judgmental about a love story so what happens is um they end up getting found in Mexico together and they got arrested um and are and are currently in jail like what I'm just ████ my ████ daughter no I'm not ████ my daughter because I didn't raise her Jesus I'm not excited right now yeah they're uh yeah they're they're literally in jail because you can't do this I'm just ████ with Destiny what's wrong with that that's very good Bart I like that one wait next coat what can you okay that no never mind oh go ask a question I'm sure it's self-implicating incest is illegal in Mexico oh whoa whoa whoa what's going on there I was just
3:21 wondering about a date with Destiny yeah that's not bad is there they have mug shots yeah yeah is it called incesto so that's um that's the original mom Andrea right there right here that's the daughter Destiny and that's Jason oh they look very similar Jason likes himself quite a bit oh my God bro she almost looks like she was The Last of Us kinda huh so that father and daughter they're making like um sex tapes like and selling them I don't know if that means but they're calling them father-daughter sex tape like like that's their angle huh yeah I guess that's their name that's actually real that's got to be a good angle but let me let me ask you guys this you know as a as a purist we're all very creative and artistic right like do you think when they see these porn hubs and it's all like this is not the real ████ we are the real ████ and then they're faking it
4:12 yeah and they're like they're like these snobby ████ actually a true father-daughter ████ yeah they're like look here's the 23andMe here's the last thing here's my birth certificate here's my daughter's birth certificate yeah okay now we're gonna ████ the crazy thing too is that um even though Andrea was trying to like go to the cops and like say that this was happening to her daughter they were like we can't do anything because she's 18. they're like she's an adult why yeah that's what she said and she wants it that's just they're like lady that's disgusting but ████ there's nothing we can do but in Mexico they're like oh ████ that ████ man that's ████ incestual that's just illegal here I guess once they were able
5:02 to find the material they were making then they could conclude that like oh that is illegal but incestual porn well yeah you can't do that that's that's illegal but the fact that the daughter was with the um the father that's not illegal because she was saying oh he's forcing her to do these things he's forcing her she's like brainwashing her and they're like well if she wants to be with him she can be with him you know what's but they can't make that they can't make this material what if they didn't study the law and then they're like we're gonna Mexico the ████ all we want and then they go there and actually illegal Mexico and then they get caught there they should have stayed and ████ wherever the ████ they were so you guys did 23 and me right yeah I did not I did I did I did you guys have any white in you or anything like that nope not up so has anybody else turned on by this a little bit [Laughter]
5:52 the closest I am is I have uh I have a lot of Neanderthal in me oh that's cool it's like uh over over 90 more than the more than the public wait you're 90 no but like in in general humans don't have that much Neanderthal DNA but then I'm 90 more than the population like an underdeveloped human being no a lot of Europeans have neanderthals I think that your mom just drank while she was pregnant it's not like having Down syndrome it's fetal alcohol syndrome isn't the question if you're a little turned on by this no if you're a little white yeah a lot of white people have Neanderthal DNA that's right in the comments
6:42 yeah most people most white people do a lot of white people and in neanderthals out there oh my God that's funny bro where do you find these stories how does that happen to you I looked my 23andMe recently and I was just looking at all the different things that I might be susceptible to and I found out that I have a lot of yeah and then a lot of Asians actually don't have that much so I was like that's interesting I have you're special dude yeah or it could be a Japanese population thing because there's more um there's like weird indigenous stuff there I got no Neanderthal I mean bro you mad about it you have it all ████ quick quick blast yeah quick blast 23andMe it was one of his widgets yeah bro in a second I gotta get the app it
7:35 was one of his widgets how'd you get it so fast are you are you slow twitch because it says a lot of South well again you're not Southeast Asian I'm slow twitch I'm very slow twitch muscle what does that mean I have and okay I'm checking out the Indiana thoughts okay so I'll tell you like even muscle fiber like if you're more fast twitch if you're slow twitch which sports you're have a higher oh ████ you're being better check this out your muscle fiber type read this hey necklace you have more Neanderthal DNA than 99 of other customers what's up bro 99 neanderthals or prehistoric humans I have two percent I have less than two more than two percent you can't even call yourself he's a true yeah you're like the The Stepfather daughter porn on PornHub that's not real that's a lot of Neanderthal 99 that was ████ caveman
8:27 dude you think that's why you're so good at fighting Nick's IQ is probably in the toilet huh my mom was drinking ████ homemade whiskey dude yeah I did so back to the question are you a little bit turned on by this yeah are you turned on you know what unfortunately as a person with a hot sister though I think he's dreamy no dude wait who's the person Nick who's dreaming all three of you guys his sisters is hot apparently that's right but it's forbidden fruit because she's lesbian that's what makes it hard she's like a seven but being a lesbian makes her a nine I have a straight sister too bro but we're only focused on the more uh football jersey The Forbidden one oh okay yeah yeah she uh she has a short
9:20 haircut and wears football jerseys all the time with shorts that go to her ankles my sister's more tits than Nick's sisters more ass laughs oh my god dude we still have a couple more minutes on this video I think we hiked it all the way yeah it is crazy how how s█████ some people's lives are because she didn't even have a choice she's like ████ what 11 met the dude and then gave birth when she was 13. it's kind of sad the mom yeah and then it's like both women are getting exploited by the same dude and how many other girls did this guy ████ destroy the lives of Honestly though like that's a victim blame but that daughter sought this ████ piece of junk out why well she wants to know her daddy I don't think she was like hey let's let's ████ hard
10:14 I don't feel sorry for the daughter but I do go the dad's a ████ scumbag that's what I mean right the guys are funny but even for the daughter to like look at her mom's life and to be able to try and process because she's already older than what her mom was when her mom became a mom yeah right it's like wait a minute so this guy molested you when you're 11 made you pregnant at 13 then bounce when you and you still want to know it's like I really want to go find him but that's why I don't I don't feel sorry for her at all but the mom though there's a there's a primal need to want to know your Origins and who birthed you but like even if you're a scum know them versus like I want to ████ hard like that that escalated quick it makes sense yeah let's make pornos out of it by fleeing the country that's a whole other thing right like that's a that's another step of you know ████ hard it's like going up like it takes a lot of prep to film stuff that's why it's a weird thing that she's saying that the dude is taking advantage of her daughter but the police are like well your daughter's of
11:05 age the dude is a scumbag that's that's a 100 I bet he's got some tricks I bet he's got some tricks to coerce this young lady it's like let's say this guy's railing and making babies with like 10 girls right and they go guys are ████ trash and I'm like no I know dude this guy's a scumbag I'm glad they hate this ████ we don't like this stuff but send me send me this video only the white guy though and the Neanderthals in the room it's genetic you can't it's just it's genetic I have to like it
11:56 [Music]
// end of tape