0:00 Also, she says, "I ain't got a knock on wood." >> Cuz she'd be sucking on wood. >> Cuz the wood knocks on me. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And she says like, "I suck it from the back." >> Hey, did you guys hear that? Uh, in Taylor Swift's new album, she talks about uh >> Travis Kelsey's dick. >> Yes. >> No way. >> Yeah. >> What does she talk about? How big it is? >> She talks about how it opens her thighs up and uh she talks >> No ████ way. The song is called Wood. Like W. >> No, it's not, dude. >> It's No, it is. But it's it's it's W O D Wood. >> Why are you lying? >> I'm dead serious. It's called Wood. It's It's Life of a Showgirl is the album. >> Oh, it is. It's wood. >> That's not our style. >> Can you read Can you read some of the lyrics? >> I have to bring a carpenter style. >> I know, right? Taylor Swift. What? >> So, in the song she sings Redwood Tree
0:51 Ain't Hard to See. >> Oh ████ >> Yeah. And she and she also says that he has New Heights of Manhood, which is his podcast name. So she's like, but it's also New Heights because like she's climaxing. >> New Heights makes me bite. >> There you go. Uh and I guess that Jason Kelsey's wife, like Travis Kelce's brother, his wife likes the song so much she added it to like her favorites or whatever, >> cuz she's like, I saw his dick, too. >> I don't even know, bro. >> What is it called? Wood. I got to listen to it now. >> Yeah, right. I know. I wish I could play it right, but but obviously we'll get take down. >> So people noticed these lyrics and they're like, "Wait a second. You're definitely >> I think he acknowledged it. >> It's very obvious." She's talking about his dick. >> I think he's talked about it. >> He's He talked about his dick. >> Talking about knowing the song is about him. >> Travis Kelsey reacts to Taylor Swift's Racy Wood song about him.
1:42 >> Yeah. And And apparently they want to do a live listening party for their dad to hear the song for the first time just to make him uncomfortable. That's tight. >> This what we would all do. >> Yeah, it's pretty tight. >> That's what I've been telling with a real man. >> Real goddamn man. >> Real good old man. >> Strong man. >> He's a football player. >> Redwood. >> Redwood brother. Spreads her thighs wide open. That's what she says >> in the song. >> Yeah, in the song. >> Damn. >> I didn't know she was I thought she was like an innocent like pop star. >> She ain't no innocent pop star. She gets deep on stuff though, right? Like she like >> her ████ getting slammed. >> ████ getting slammed hard >> by a redwood tree. >> No, but she talks about her personal life a lot. Like that's like kind of like >> through her music. >> Yeah, exactly. Yeah. >> But she never talked about runchy stuff.
2:32 >> Well, I guess that's her version cuz it's not like uh Cardi B like wet ass ████ Like she's not literal. She's being metaphorical about it. >> Inuendo. >> Yeah. But it's also pretty like on the nose. >> It is. >> W is the song name. >> Wood. >> So >> pretty clever. Anthony, what are you are you just reading on your phone? >> Yeah, I'm reading I'm reading some of the uh the lyrics just to try and see how like uh like Yeah, the curse on me was broken by your magic wand. Seems to be that you and me, we make our own luck. New heights, new uh new heights of manhood. I ain't got a knock on wood. >> And then she says like uh stuff like um >> forgive me, it sounds cocky. Heatized me and opened my eyes. Redwood tree, it ain't hard to see. His love was the key that opened my thighs. That's pretty That's pretty on the nose. >> Open the thighs is crazy. >> And girls, I don't need to catch the
3:22 bouquet to know a hard rock is on the way, brother. >> So hard rock could mean dick or a ████ ring. >> I'm pretty sure it means >> I think it means dick. >> Dick. >> Or the cafe. >> I like the ring part. >> No, cuz cuz it's it's it's the hotel. Yeah, it's a Vegas thing. It's both. It's a double meaning. >> It's a double meaning. >> Cuz it's She doesn't need to catch the bouquet cuz you know a ring is coming. >> Hard rocks on the way. That means the Chiefs are coming to Vegas. Shut the ████ up. >> Yeah, right. >> Also, she says, "I ain't got to knock on wood." >> Cuz she'd be sucking on wood. >> Cuz the wood knocks on me. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And she says like, "I suck it from the back." >> It's pretty good. It's catchy. >> Yeah, it's very catchy. >> Yeah. >> She goes, "I get stretched out like Stretch Armstrong." >> Wow. Well, it's cool though. >> Yeah, >> cuz usually she writes songs about like heartbreak and all that. >> Now it's ████ Break.
4:12 >> Yeah. Now Yeah. Now it's ████ break and she's like really enjoying her relationship which is pretty cool. >> It's called being gapped. >> Gapped. >> She got gapped. >> What's that mean? >> Her ████ got gapped. >> Oh, okay. >> Not just that, but the thighs. >> Wow. >> In between her. >> Oh, thigh gap. >> Got che up all day long. 24 hours. >> Wow. >> That means he created a gap. So now when she walks around with tights, you can see the other side. >> I don't think that's from a dick, brother. I think that's just like she does squats. >> A weight loss thing. Like a >> I don't think it's firming up. That's like lean muscle mass. >> Mhm. >> Would you like to get gapped? >> Not me. >> But you It sounds so nice to >> I like to do the gapping. >> Oh, you're a gapper. >> But I can't do it. >> You're just a fapper, huh? >> Just a
5:02 >> Do you guys think it's Do you guys think it's awkward to talk? Obviously, we This room doesn't think it's awkward to talk about sex stuff cuz we're all kind of like that >> with my parents. Yeah, >> but is this >> good point? >> Cuz there's I guess there's a bunch of parents out there who are complaining about this because it's like, >> oh, so >> young girls listen to this stuff. >> So maybe it's not for the parents then. It's for the kids who don't understand this concept yet. >> Every everything is is going to be of some version of poetic runchiness. You know, you go watch like Shakespeare was in crazy runchy. >> But I could appreciate this versus wet ass ████ where it's just literally in your >> Yeah. I think the complaint is probably just the idea that and and people do this all the time, right? You complain because you have your fixed image of who somebody like Taylor Swift is. So once you think they're going out of character, you're like, "Wait, this is
5:52 not you. This is like blah blah." But it's like you forget that you ████ grow up with these people. Like you maybe first heard them. It's like we listened to Justin Bieber when he was like 10. He's not going to be singing about kid ████ now. >> Yeah. >> You know, like like if Taylor Swift is now getting married, it's like that's her man. Like she's going to be singing about adult things that people who get married maybe are experiencing. She's not singing about like innocent first loves anymore. >> Yeah. This reminds me of like, you know, you're at a birthday party and like a kid says something inappropriate and a mom pulls the kid aside and like you can't say that around my kid or whatever. Like that's what parents are doing to Taylor Swift with this song right now. Like trying to pull her aside. And I think for her it's just like I'm talking about my life. Like >> ████ I'm like 30 now. >> Yeah. >> It's like what do you expect me to be? Like Jojo Siwa. And if Jojo Siwa is old enough to talk about sucking dick, let
6:42 her suck some dick and talk about that. >> Well said, Joe. >> Yep. >> Jojo. People just need to grow up, you know? Like if if you're not into an artist anymore, then listen to a different artist. But getting online and like complaining about an artist like developing or growing is like the weirdest thing to me. >> Is it is it cuz she's always known to be kind of like not wholesome, >> squeaky clean? >> Clean. So it was one of those things where it it went it's too jarring. It's too like >> it's young girls really listen to Taylor Swift, right? Like hella hella young girls also. Not it's not everybody but hell hell young girls teenagers >> idolize her and then parents get it in their heads that like she has to be this way for their kids to be able to listen to her. >> So it's mainly the parents. >> Yeah, 100%. Yeah. >> Yeah. But she it's like she grew up from
7:32 the Disney club, >> right? >> Why you letting your kids listening listen to an adult? >> Well, yeah. And that's what this says. It basically says the parents are concerned because many young fans, the Swifties, right, they were introduced to her through earlier, more wholesome stuff, and now they worry about the shift in lyrical content because of sexual references. And she talks about adult stuff and talks about how his his love is the key that opened my thighs. Um, I can make deals with the devil because my dick is bigger. Uh, that's from that's from a song called Father Figure. >> Did Justin Bieber have to deal with this ████ cuz like he went from baby to like >> I think we saw his evolution too. He starts getting >> so it wasn't jarring cuz it was slow. >> Yeah. He started doing tattoos and all that stuff and who he hung out with but I think it was like slowly >> but he was also getting bered by the
8:22 media and like so like he went through his like >> like there's a necessary evolution, right? You go through some ████ you evolve and that's what you have to do as an artist. If you're singing about the same stuff always too, you're clearly just going to fall off. >> Yeah. You know, so because your audience will grow and they'll be like, "Oh, I can't listen to this ████ anymore." If you're >> Yeah. I need to listen to thighs somewhere else now. >> Yeah. So, plus there's always the cleaned up versions. Like, just listen to that ████ Like, you don't have to listen to the >> Well, this is this is the poetry though, right, of it. Like, it's it's probably not an explicit song. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Cuz it's this is still gentler than Sabrina Carpenter stuff and her stuff's on the radio. >> She did it smart. But also a question is like your kids are going to grow. So if they're get getting exposed in like almost like stepbystep ways of it, isn't that better than just like, okay, so
9:13 let's let's not expose them to this. Let's keep them a little bit more sheltered and then they're just going to go look at porno anyway, >> right? >> Like go hard the other way. >> Yeah. There's there's also just like, okay, well this person's growing, your kids growing. >> Yeah. Like the way like the way Kanye grew, you know, like it was it used to be college dropout and we're like, "Oh, I know how that feels like." And then now he's like, "Dude, I hate I I hate and then I'm like, "Oh, I know. I know how that feels like too right now." Yeah. And then people are just growing with Kanye in the same way, you know? >> Yeah. Yeah. >> So true. True. >> I remember I was listening to the song, I forgot what it was, and then sometimes you're just driving, you forget you're not by yourself. And then after we get out of the car, Taco's like, "How come the guy keeps asking about the girl sitting on his face?" And I was like, "Um, >> cuz he's silly. He's really >> He's a silly guy." Yeah. Big He's a real
10:03 silly guy. >> What song was that? Sitting on my face. >> Probably Chris Brown or something. I forgot. But it was like >> some runchy ass ████ >> Sometimes when daddy's feeling real silly with mommy, he likes to wear her butt as a hat. And that, See, that's funny to kid. >> Pretty good. That's pretty good. >> Yeah. But what if he relays that to the classroom and stuff? >> I'm sure. And all of those kids got older brothers and sisters, so they all say crazy ████ to each other. >> Probably >> they all say it >> cuz when now working at a school, the ████ I hear from like middle schooler kids and >> uh high schoolers, I was just blown away. >> Like even if when me and Gio kiss, Taco, you guys better not slip in the tongue. And I'm like, "What the ████ dude? >> The hell talk." >> Yeah. Where do you learn that? >> No. Yeah. >> Yeah. That's weird. Now, >> when did you guys learn about sex? How How young were you?
10:54 >> Fourth, fifth grade. >> Damn, that was early. >> You had sex education. >> Yeah, but I feel like you learned about like sexual intercourse at that point. You don't learn about like pleasure ████ until a little bit later. I I thought intercourse >> was titty ████ >> because I was reading this magazine >> sick >> that I probably shouldn't have been reading when I was like fourth or fifth grade and it was talking about like a dick going in between titties back and forth and then I was like oh that's how kids are made and then it wasn't until when I got older I was like oh that magazine was just telling you that oh you want to spice it up in the bedroom have your husband titty ████ you >> can I just say I wish that's how kids kids were made >> from titty ████ >> yeah dude be s well Cuz imagine cuz you know Anthony was talking lately. He's like uh >> hey >> oh hang on hang on I got you. Don't worry about this. All right Andy Anony's talking lately he's talking about how
11:44 like it was cool like when they were trying to conceive because he kept on getting to have sex, right? But imagine like instead of it's like you keep getting to have sex that way. It's like it's like we had to titty ████ like four times yesterday >> to have sex. >> That's pretty tight. Yeah. To have a baby. >> Then that means girls that are flat can't have babies. >> Well, they should they should they should work on that. Yeah. Less friction. The guys just need to be extra horny. >> Yeah, that's true. >> And they got to be extra wide, maybe. >> Basically, all women are built like Barbie dolls. >> Oh my god, what a terrible world that would be. >> There's no ████ >> Jeez. >> Oh jeez. Oh yeah. Gez. Jeez. Yeah. G's.
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