0:00 [Music] welcome back to hot seat this is the show on youtube with the hottest seat and and we're we got david so here today pretty hot that's why that's how we introduce the ████ hey welcome back to hot seat the show with the hottest here on youtube because we asked them inflaming questions that's what it is take it we first start off cold yes all right cool questions and then we come winter is coming we boil it slowly and then we ████ turn up the heat on you so david first question how much do you love your grandmother before after she died before she answered both all right all right
0:50 would you love her more after she died the best here's another question how did you get on youtube how did you what was your first youtube video how did you start uh first youtube video ever was a mockumentary series of me making fun of my everyday life because i hated my life really online it's still up there and i did it with a cheap little sony xd cam and i did it with my best friend at the time i was in college and i was also working two part-time jobs i stopped doing stand-up so i switched over to doing youtube because i used to watch this guy named shane dawson and i saw his stuff and i was like dude this guy not funny and so i decided i decided to do my own thing i thought i was going the other direction i thought it was going to be misdirection this inspires me and i didn't i didn't know that he was doing comedy that's the most korean ████ i've ever heard ████ that guy i could do it better and
1:42 so i saw this stuff and i was like oh because i thought youtube at the time was only a place where you needed like a special account to upload videos because i just watched it to like fix my car or do some other ████ or watch like korean dramas and ████ like that so i didn't know that you could create your own content and so when i stopped doing stand-up i switched over to making youtube content where i would just do funny sketches just just for fun just to see if i could do it then i went into these like random like late night rants where i'll just start talking ████ and then the rest is history what was the most popular rant that you did uh the one with the uh the white girl who said asians are loud which was true asians in the library yeah in retrospect big facts very very true what's something that drives you crazy about yourself i can't control my eating yeah that would be up there i can't i can't control it it's so ████ obnoxious i second that dude i remember i spent the whole weekend with you in sacramento
2:33 and just realizing that we were never hungry dude shows up to lunch today with more lunch for all of us i never had a break i felt like we ate breakfast and the breakfast was all the way up until dinner and then my mom in the middle will be like you fat ████ and then she brings more food she woke this dude up just to smack him in the face and call him fast oh my god that's my mom did all right if you could fight any youtuber who would you fight and for free or for money or what uh for money anything you're your dream scenario fight because i never i never want to fight somebody that's not good because it makes you look stupid right it's like nobody would ever respect you just like a bully immediately what the ████ you talking about i have a good point though you could just do that regularly anyways right but it's lethargic though like people want to see you beat someone up because they
3:23 don't like that person dana white comes to you mma boxing whatever fight you want i'll set it up i'll make it where you get paid 10 million that brother person gets 10 million who the ████ do you want to fight who is somebody my size it's a jake paul that was that's also fat why do they gotta be fast because we want to make it even gabriel glaciers he should fight gabriel well i'll ████ i love him but i'll fight him he's big big though yeah i know he's big bear i met him he's not even that baby's not that fat didn't gabriel lose some weight recently like gabriel probably got 100 pounds on david yeah but not like you know the pounds that that you like to help win fights you know like no disrespect to him so who's the big youtuber then that's hard to say we don't we don't really watch youtube what about like so it's hard for us to really be like brothers or something or anything like that would there be brothers i would fight one of the fine brothers dude
4:27 i would not i would take on the not hot one what about the worth it guys would you ████ those guys was it worth it guys you know the guys oh the worth it guys we have one of them here i know they're great i love them ████ steve steven lim oh yeah steve he created that uh ten dollar burger versus a thousand dollar verb he's too frail and kind though like nobody wants to see him fight yeah you don't want to bully someone yeah you don't want to see a guy shatter his wrists during a punch the shatter is a round of applause he just does this and there's an x-ray all the bows are shattered yeah go on come on dust like that old school ntv claymation wrestling match he's the kind of guy that you want to protect the damsel in distress he's the kind of guy who you knock out and then you grab the mic and you go it
5:17 was worth it [Laughter] he's on fire bro i wonder i really wonder i don't i don't i have to watch more youtube to figure out who i was sam i don't know youtube anymore that's what i can only do old references i don't even watch tick tocks i'm gonna turn up the heat a little bit out of all the asian american entertainers or or movie whatever celebrities who do you think you can just you know kind of flick off the table you don't really care that they're part of the oh that's easy dude my favorite people ever my best friends the fang bros dude they challenge the asian agenda love it every day remember steve yeah please whatever race you are that's why you're a loser [Laughter] the reason why you can't get women is because you're asian dude and i'm trying to change that oh bro all asian men have
6:09 ever got women before that's sick and the reason why because they're ████ you flick both of them i said you only need like one of them oh both you know what i actually like those guys they make me laugh super hard really why is why is ████ a white chick like the top of the castle or like the big final i don't know [Laughter] they're like dude i feel like dude i play super mario my whole life and i have to get my princess peach yeah yeah oh ████ that's what it is every asian guy is trying to get their princess peach yeah you know yeah but then you know i think they're they're nice dudes so what's the whole point yeah i mean it's not it's more like roasting them instead of violence against them yeah and i'm also like twice their size and i think they're really nice guys like i just dislike their content yeah yeah i just like their creative voice and their messaging yeah yeah yeah you
7:00 know but like you know i'd go to their house and eat their food i don't like hanging out yeah yeah they don't muck bang with them you know that's how it is knowing most youtubers though yeah like you mean there's like i don't really ████ with you but i need a sandwich with you i don't want to watch you but you're kind of nice yeah uh okay what do you think about what's what's your thoughts on uh shane we know i have three podcasts about it just for people who can't listen to the whole thing oh it's it's one it's a bad film it was not good let's talk about that i love how much of sugar coated that's awesome yeah if you if you want to know the reasons why you can watch my podcast and i break it down for like an hour and a half do you feel pressured from the asian community to ████ like just love everything that comes out all right i feel like no
7:50 pressure at all suck my ████ if i don't like it i don't have to ████ like it just because you look like me ████ and by the way i look like everybody's asian baby anyway so what the ████ happened but think about what you're doing to the movement right now david i know david what the ████ moving my nutsacks in your mouth ████ how about that how about that the best part is like this these movies everyone's talking about how much they crushed it how much money they made and the idea that you can take that money away from them is like ████ absurd you single-handedly can take down disney they still got great paychecks that's what we can by the way when we do a movie review it doesn't mean that you can't like the ████ film do your own movie review and tell me how much you love it and then we can discuss it i don't give a ████ if you like it there are people who love andrew garfield spider-man whereas most of us know that it was ass garfunkel dude this
8:40 guy loves it dude attacker should do a review channel because he loves that one his favorite spider-man there are people who go to amy schumer ████ stand-up comedy and they cry laughing dude no they get carried out of their own stretchers because they also had heart attacks dude they ████ died laughing i'm gonna turn it down way cold okay out of all the asian hate crime videos which one was the funniest one to use that's a good question the funniest asian hate crime video that has ever happened was when i got attacked outside my gym that's crazy outside of my gym you're ████ huge someone tried to what the ████ so i was in south pacific this is like the funniest thing ever so i'm in south pasadena go train at the gym and there's this guy so south where we're
9:30 out in south pass is right next to highland park so there's a bunch of ████ like druggies and ████ out there in the metro station too yes and so i'm talking about this guy literally like classic early 19 like 1980s movie shoulder bumps me like in like the hallway type of thing and he hits me in the shoulder i'm like hey what the ████ and he goes what's up you know typically what happens when somebody approaches me if anybody wants to fight i run away like there's no point i won't fight anybody like what's the what's if you can walk away just ████ walk away ████ right here yeah ████ right bro i will knock you the ████ out stab somebody in the face with a pencil my mom that was talking too keep that same energy today's video is brought to you by babel man learning new languages oh why is it
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12:05 swings at me and so i literally tried to like stuff the shot but then what happened i don't know what hit either his chin or his head but he knocked i had a black eye for like a couple of weeks because he he actually hit you or i think it was like his chin or his head or his shoulder or something because i kind of tried to stuff the shot yeah and at this point what's stuff in the chat i know ████ i'm a ████ it's just if somebody does an overhand at you if you stuff the shot you kind of break the range of motion what does that look like you get close you get close you want to go like this so if you do like like overhand over hand like that oh that stuff this is not oh i just stuffed it and then he could do that quickly like in the moment i guess but all the training i've been trying for three years [Laughter] david was wrong he was wrong i've been on youtube also dude i also got a black eye for this so obviously it didn't work
12:55 whatever it was i had like a and so when you get hit out of nowhere the first thing you see you know the cartoon when you see stars this whole eye fuzzy it's just like a thing you just see like you're right when your tv is fuzzy so it's just like ringing and ████ and three years of boxing and kickboxing it is my time to ████ this guy up yes i'll tell you what i did i use none of it i ████ grab him with my left hand and i just push him against this half brick wall i smash him onto the wall like a serial killer no anger i just started slapping him just wow wow wow and i had this windbreaker on so he couldn't grab me so i just kept slapping him full ████ force and let me tell you something that ████ hurts your ████ hand my hand was
13:45 throbbing her actually hurts so bad but it's better than uh full fist because you're gonna hurt your hand i dislocated my hand punching a dude that's what i'm saying but i'm not even thinking i'm just going back to the first martial arts i know where my parents used to be i just start slapping this dude and then i grab him by his ████ pants and his shirt and i throw him out like jazzy jeff from fresh prince and i just chucked his ass and he gets up he's like ████ you i'll ████ kill you i think he's ████ crazy but that's basically what happened that's crazy dude he just ran away after that just ran away and i slapped him ████ hella hard that was david so it's funniest asian hate moment where is this video and how can we watch this yeah there's no cameras outside the gym i ████ wish we've hit the 13 minute mark which is when we like to get real personal on a real real
14:35 now it gets really steaming from my mind now we're going to ask you a real personal question the woo hon water baby should have known better and that personal question is what is you're 30 something now you've been for some time right what is one of your biggest regrets in your 20s uh i wish i would have lost weight earlier do you think weight battling is like a huge deal in your life i think i've always had like uh there's a lot of things i wish i would have done earlier like for example i wish i would have started like taking kickboxing and boxing a lot earlier because then i probably would have taken it a lot further but there's always a give and take right you can't ████ kick box and box three hours a day and then run a business i don't think that's possible and so not at the level that in a pro level no not at the level if you want to
15:25 get better there's a certain point that i realized that you can get up to here doing it casually and the rest is time now it's just it's just road work it's grind and i don't care enough about it to do that part for me to forego everything else so i wish i would have done it when i had more time but that's probably the only semi regret i have but i don't like and then the weight thing as a as that would have came hand in hand with it right because athletics all that because i ████ up my knees like my knees are all ████ up my back's all ████ up and that's just from me not working out and just not caring about my health and that's like time you don't give back you know mariel would have been happier too you're one of the most athletic fat dudes that i know yeah you are that's a good compliment backhanded compliment where do you think that comes from no i mean like not not i mean you're not fat now but when you were like when we go ████ play basketball for seven hours straight dude i'm like how is this fat dude keeping up with us he's like
16:15 drinking milk on the sidelines i just ████ take a little speed i'm so surprised he's not fainting and we need to ████ put a donut in his mouth to wake him up and ████ you know he's just going dude we used to play basketball for like five hours straight somebody get him a donut we're like what you need to wake up nah dude what do you think it is your relationship with food like is it a comfort thing it just tastes good it just tastes good like me and david got the same approach on food where if we're sad we'll eat if we're happy we're gonna eat too yeah so you just no matter what it's just like a celebratory thing or it's a coping thing whatever foods you saw you know what happened what really ████ me up is when i started making money because now my options just blew the ████ up it's like so budgeting and being broke made you less fat because you couldn't eat so much it's also like the poverty mentality too
17:07 when i eat food and there's stuff that's expensive even if i'm full you're more going oh me too yeah because that right there was 36.42 yep you know and i'm like i'm going to eat that when i was younger i couldn't eat that food so i'm gonna ████ eat it and if you leave that leftover guess what i don't take leftovers dude i eat everything on the ████ table dude i took a leftover i mean nick you were staying at the bike the other night the bicycle and uh i was full already because this chick was playing poker the whole time you don't take that and i got like a ████ i got like another meal to eat with her because it's her birthday and ████ and then they're like do you want to take it with you and i was like yeah and then i knew the whole time i wasn't going to eat it yeah i literally just walked it back in the room put in the fridge and then i left without even getting it you know i just know i'm a piece of ████ like that i'll never i'll never do it it's just hard like when you have like for example when you know when i was in vegas and i had like the whole food treatment i didn't have
17:57 to eat eight skewers but that was a5 you're gonna eat it you didn't pay for you got the whole thing for ████ sponsor if i did pay for it you would know how much that cost if you had to pay for it how much more would you have eaten do you think i would have ate way more how much how much did it cost how about that uh the whole i think the whole experience was four hundred dollars jesus yeah so it's per person so 800 bucks for two people i don't even spend 400 when i get groceries yeah no yeah for a month yeah that's like oh yeah well you're not single but you're also not buying caviar ████ yeah yeah there was a5 wagyu there was a sturgeon caviar there was gold flakes on stuff unnecessary and that buy gold flakes from albuquerque yeah why why did they do that i don't know it doesn't taste like anything it's a presentation presentation thing i don't want to eat gold though i want to melt it and wear it they'll have like gold flake corn dogs which is so stupid it's like it's a
18:48 ████ corn dog i know i want to chip off the flakes and then keep it you know make a ring out of it or something i just love food food is ████ fire dude and there's no you have no like uh coping mechanism with food at all like stereotypically they say that i don't the way that i eat when i'm stressed is the way i eat when i'm happy yeah so you're just non-stop i just want to try new things and like for example tooth like just yesterday i made a pumpkin pie for no ████ god reason you didn't bring anything yeah you're so weird like that dude pumpkin pie is bomb how did it have it come out oh it came out great it's like there's like a fun experiment thing too that i'm trying it out with so well we got a bunch of free pumpkins from trader joe's just because it was free because they they ordered too much sugar pumpkins and they couldn't sell them so they had them in a cart for free so a buddy i brought like four pumpkins over and i was like gotta make pumpkin pie i didn't know for
19:38 the longest time that pumpkin pie was actually made out of pumpkins like predominantly made out of pumpkins i just didn't i just didn't think it was even real because yeah the way the pumpkins smell i'm like this is something good for this ████ cinnamon in that all right i'll end the video with this and we have a little bit of time left uh not that many people know that you actually have a brother growing up what was the biggest fight that you've had with him this fool put me in a crippler crossface what's that and it hurts so bad i told you i get my ass beat all the time oh so so they would basically trap one of your arms and then he wrapped his hands around my forehead and he yanked oh how old are you and how was his size i was i think this is just before i outgrew him so i was probably seven and then he was like he was like dead crippler cross faced me and he didn't realize how much it hurt and i was screaming so it's like a reverse can
20:28 opener so he just ████ starts snapping my spine back and i was screaming and he just didn't know how much it hurt and then his friend did it to me after again because it was funny because it was funny to them did you end up like wailing on them or like this is when i was still really small but in korean culture too you never wail on somebody who's older than you there's like a mental block of them beating your ass when you're so young you just can't put your hands on them yeah i put my hands on him once and then we never i never did it again did you feel so bad after oh i felt terrible you betrayed your people i felt i felt bad because his feelings were hurt i see because his younger brother actually hit him you know yeah but then he had it ████ coming that ████ like this dude he didn't understand the concept at the time that i think i was getting older and i was you know starting to have my own opinions and thoughts so it wasn't that your thoughts were law and even
21:19 when i was a kid i was just like you could have your opinion i could have my opinion two things can be true at once just ████ just do your own thing and it was i still remember the argument or what it was not what it was about but what we were arguing about was i basically had an opinion about something i had a different opinion i said hey you just think what you think i'll think what i think and he goes no you're wrong and i'm like it's okay just do what you do and i'll do what i do just leave me alone he goes no say that i'm right and i'm like you need to leave me by the way i'm twice the size of this point and then he comes up slaps me upside my head what's the ████ force i do the same thing i ████ pick him up and i slam him upside down on his head into the couch i don't think that's the same thing i did the same thing i mean the same thing as uh the guy at the the gym where i chucked them so i basically picked them up and i dipped them and i slammed them and then like jersey joe
22:10 and then he gets up and he's so shocked he just looks at me like disappointed and he gets up and he walks out and then my mom looks at me and she goes you ████ up i look at my mom was like he hit me and she goes yeah but you don't hit your older brother oh ████ so this is those moments when you're a kid where everything is so confusing you don't know what the ████ is going on rules are ████ i don't understand what you mean he hit me uh why can't i do something is like my mom said you hurt his feelings [Laughter] he literally slapped me upside my head so i would just piss you the favorite like the oh they loved him dude oh i one time just this quick story we got into this one fight this dude literally comes up and he loves slapping me upside my head and i love he's such a gentle guy now i see him aggressively for real
23:00 and he's so quiet calmest man ever some ████ happened but he slept he slapped me upside my head and it's like a korean thing to do is to slap people inside their head it's like i don't know why but he does that ████ and i turn around and i'm like what the ████ and i move my chair like a rolly chair and i push his back and i don't do that and i guess he sprained his thumb in basketball earlier that morning and i pushed it back and then he socks me in my head and then i turn around and then he punches me in the eye ████ gives me a black eye i sh i shove him he we break the tv right i come outside my eye is shut he full on decks me in the eye i look at my mom and she goes what did you do to your brother [Laughter] you have a swollen hand check this ████ out sucks me in the eye i have a black eye my mom starts beating the ████ out of me because i pushed my brother and i
23:51 broke the tv jesus right then my dad comes home he goes what did you do to your brother oh no beats my ass simply because i broke the hierarchy of speaking to somebody older to you like that like you're not supposed to do not for breaking the tv my dad would kick my ass so i got my ass beat by all the family members it was it was great holy ████ yeah what kind of tv was it it was one of those old ass tube tvs you know back in the day this year yeah yeah so expensive as ████ basically yeah i don't need therapy at all no you're good you're good bro you're way good your relationship with food is just because you like food [Laughter] it's delicious [Music]
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