0:00 [Music] there's a 31 year old man on probation in a human trafficking case uh and he is he's in jail again so he's already on probation for a human trafficking case a 31 year old man yeah your ears are exposed i just look at here he hears with the pores your ears are exposed it was hard to see what steve was saying to see what he said yeah how does stevie wonder do it there well i was oh i had the biden in my heart so i was like i had this this might be a dumb question and this is completely off topic but was stevie wonder born without vision uh i don't know good question right that's a good question it's pretty cool ray charles developed that i heard he lost it when he saw his mom's titties oh
0:50 you know i heard that too actually have you ever seen that video that's like it's a conspiracy thing that he's not really blind he was telling about it really quick he's like i lived in this building with stevie wonder and stevie wonder was in the elevator and he walked in and then stevie wonder goes what's up shaq what's up dude no ████ way maybe he smelled him he probably smelled him i'm sure his height you could probably hear how tall shaq is doing elevated elevators like i met stevie wonder did you really at a music conference was he blind he was just looking at like um like guitar or was he looking at things doesn't make any fun he wasn't looking at things but he just said that he was well he was browsing around at different booths he was listening maybe maybe right he
1:42 was at a basic sonar basically yeah he was i don't know what he was bat noises and ████ he was walking around okay at different booths no one was approaching this guy he was standing with his bodyguard i think a lot of people were like ooh let's leave a room i was like ████ that ████ i'mma get a ████ picture right so i went up to him i was like excuse me stevie what the sir can i get a picture with you and he turned around he knew exactly where i was and then he went like yeah and i gave the ████ camera to his security guard who was annoying what's up george zakala it's like you're watching my ████ he subscribed to it on youtube yeah so 31 of the human traffickers ah we're good okay yeah no so yeah he's so he's already on probation for a human trafficking case okay now take that out of your head this he's now in jail for doing something else what what that something else is he was
2:33 recruiting he's trying to recruit babysitters to uh to put diapers on him and treat him like a baby what that's a thing that's okay so he's a pedophile but he also wants to be a kid that's kind of a trendy kink right now though that baby ████ thing yeah right wait is it yeah that's a trending kink i would say i hope i didn't say something i don't know if it's trending but i know it's an existence it's trending in this guy's head he's thinking about it he's thinking about it pancakes yes yes sir please it's definitely a weird kink but like you know wait real quick though uh is that illegal if he's trying to get babysitters to treat him like a baby are the babysitter's adults well due to his past rap sheet i'm sure it's here i think they're there to babysit and then it becomes that there's fetish escorts that do this why is he hiring real babies because that's even better i think it's i think it's that he
3:23 violated i think he's violating his probation by soliciting babysitters to uh to care for him while he he posed as a young man with special needs are they teen babysitters wait wait wait wait wait wait wait you didn't see the special needs you got to peel back the onions slowly don't you there's new layers every single time that's an onion so this guy posed to be a down syndrome kid yeah with special special needs special needs did he specified he was just saying that he needed yeah so he was duping them i hope he's a 31 year old that looks 45 because that would be even hilarious there's no pictures unfortunately so how did he uh get off the sex trafficking stuff everyone's getting off with everything yeah human trafficking because of covet like joe said there's a lot of people who are maybe uh who are going to be spending more time in prison who are out
4:14 on release while they await their trials so it's a good time to do crime right now you're saying it's ████ great no get it out of your system right now yeah no it's only good for like violent crimes though yeah because you know the prosecutors are prosecuting right now too still not a good time to do like tax evasion uh no definitely because biden just hired yeah our camp just hired 20 000 more members to do to the irs so it's not a good time to do tax fraud damn it yeah dude and then we also defunded the police so it's not a good it's a good time to do crime it's a good time to it's a good time to do crime it seems like good dumb dude to be honest 20 more people in the irs yes what i voted for yes but i also told them that he's ruining this country big time you can get probation from like human trafficking
5:04 people that's crazy right that's insane right yeah just a slap on the wrist like what is that what the ████ is going on you know yeah i thought my container only had 13 people in it that's what i'm saying yeah what's the what's the maximum that's the question yeah it's under two dozen officers yeah and they're like oh probation it's also the definition of human trafficking could be like literal trafficking like putting him in a ████ box and shipping him or it's like you just have some girl be a prostitute and give you a cut that's also human trafficking oh like that's the same ████ yeah so who knows how do you know about all this in the trending kinks huh he definitely was trying to traffic some stuff in his diapeys because he wanted he wanted these babysitters to change him and swaddle him and cuddle him to be fair behind closed doors in a non-illegal way that sounds really fun right big swaddle get to be a baby my issue with this guy is is like white you can't have your cake and eat it like you can't ████
5:54 want to dupe these regular babysitters into making them do all this weird ████ when you could just hire escorts like right like why wouldn't you just find one feels more real probably yeah but that's right but that's what i mean you can't have your cake and eat it there's there's trade-offs to everything you can have a cake and let it go sexual full sexual hate gun sexuality i think the part of his kink is doing the forbidden thing yeah and i think it's coercing people who don't know what's going on he's a prankster yeah you know a social experimenter do you think he's gonna get probation for this ████ too or like what like where did he violate it so he should go to jail he's doing it at a really good time but no one's going to jail right now so what's happening is like we're gonna pull we're gonna violate probation we're gonna put more probation on your probation yeah exactly you're gonna have more probation while you're outside of jail yeah it's like now you've got two probations they cancel each other out oh ready to go you should feel bad but you're free to
6:44 go you know what's weird is that this phenomenon of like just not prosecuting criminals it's happening everywhere it's a phenomenon it's like it's not just l.a everyone thinks so like in hawaii right like um you know there's a lot of people that are uh doing what's considered like a non-lethal crime or like violent crime no i mean yeah but but it is violent like some of it is sexually violent like some guys are going out there groping women all day and repeatedly and then they don't they don't grab them up put them in jail nothing like that and i'm like what the ████ is happening right now and the same thing with la like you know people are breaking into cars whatever whatever they're not being prosecuted so it's like oh it's because we want to handle the big uh bad criminals but there are big bad criminals that are robbing
7:34 people uh at gunpoint but they're still being released that's why it feels like crimes against other people fine crimes against the government gonna get you do it gonna get you oh even though ████ the guys that are getting caught for the whole asian hate thing like beating up asian grandmas and stuff they're seeing that they're they're they're multiple record guys yeah like they've done violent crimes in their own stuff they're out yeah but they're left out into the streets so it's like what the ████ man it's not like this is the first time someone's doing it because they have mental health problems it's like they've been having mental health problems ████ people up this might be their eighth grandma you know i don't know yeah yeah all i know is the justice system's working because they got galen not for long they got her good not for long they got on a suicide watch that's what they got oh you know and they're gonna get her clients next you guys just wait and see i promise you got a whole
8:24 ever black book so we'll see yeah you know you know that's gonna be next well they did release it but uh none of those people are being prosecuted yet do you think they will yes of course the justice justice always wins remember is that the big guys that everyone's trying to uh go after or you think they're just gonna like for example she like that one chick virginia whatever is not allowed technically go out to go after epson anymore because she got paid half a million and she took it back in the day virginia go free she's going after uh prince andrew right now yeah so also hoping for a multi-million dollar settlement according there's also um a possible mistrial because galen's lawyers are now saying that the jury spoke you think there's some insider information that's okay if that goes down a mistrial because of some sort of weird ass technicality and oh that would that would be such an
9:14 ironic but an american way for things to go down all right that would be so we should all know we should all find out who that ████ tattletale jury was like who's the loose lip jury member that ████ it all up such a technicality dude i thought we had a real life batman that could come and fix things like this i know you mean that vigilante's just gonna ████ fools up because yeah yeah we should guess okay so if you're in charge of the crime and justice department right imagine all these dudes in hawaii just like semi violently groping women all day what the galan was the big one you know who are on the on the ████ book but you got to start with the small crimes first before you work your way up how how do we treat that because incarceration is also an issue right so like depending on who you're talking to or for what reason just ████ throwing everybody in jail is also not 100 the problem with vigilantism right now is just that grappling hooks aren't that good yet they're not they're really not
10:04 they're not and it takes a long time and it's finding the right thing to shoot at and i hella bought one when i was young and it didn't work they don't work yeah you also have to have like enormous strength i have to install more like points of but this is like made by elon musk's style it just goes like this and just grabs them dude he grabbed me right now i feel like this is my batman this is my vigilante yo i'm about to go with them you have to be attached to some kind of power source to use that ████ this is a recoil system in there you gotta have hella good grip yeah what about your grip though i wanted to be a superhero that just killed all the bad guys but then i realized we wouldn't have any world leaders anymore oh nice i hate nice hot day see what you did there all of them all of them will be gone [Music]
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