0:00 [Music] all right how many of you have seen the steve busami mean meme how do you do i know where this is going i know where this is going how do you do fellow kids yeah have you seen this before wait was that on 21 jumps where is that from is that twenty one i love that i love that meme i use that meme all the ████ great meme it's basically like it's not from 21 jump street that would be good it's from uh 30 rock i believe yeah he's like trying to blend in with the kids and so i was like how do you do fellow kids he's really funny on like these little now a two million dollar nft is it i don't know that'd be great yeah probably damn steve dude he looks he's like one of the most creepiest looking dudes ever but i love whatever he makes for halloween he went as his own as the meme ████ legend why does he look younger here than the other bit like what
0:50 because they're not playing up the creepy i feel like a 30 rock they're playing i lit him and made him up at the makeup skinny and creepy what's the like mustache beard the craziest thing about this mother doesn't even look like him he's looked this age for the past 40 years i know it's insane yeah his range crazy since he was 20 he was was he on godfather like when did he first come out i'm not sure he was in ████ uh desperado the antonio banderas film really he was in the beginning where he was in the bar talking about the legend he was in the con air too he was the crazy guy with the with the mask now he's been around for ████ some time dude that's when i first saw him yeah and then he was having tea with the little girl put the money down he's a crazy guy right he's in the big lebowski he was donny dude he's so good in big lebowski he's great have any of you guys seen boardwalk empire yeah yeah i heard it was really good it's really interesting to watch because he's like ugly he's really ugly and the the entire show is trying to paint him as like the guy that everybody wants to focus so
1:41 it's got someone it doesn't make sense yeah there's this weird cognitive dissonance when you like watch the show you're just like you ain't that hot dude i don't know if they're all trying to ████ you stevie hey uh what's that movie with uh it was with will ferrell and um is it matt damon with a buddy cop oh yeah yeah mark wahlberg wahlberg there you go yeah that was the same ████ that they're doing with wilfred that ████ was so ████ so funny yeah michael keaton was great in that too yeah he was the cover of the uh the tlc lion it was so so good the rock was it don't go chasing water and samuel jackson jump off the ████ building did you hear the new uh the rock's new rap song no it's bad it's so bad hey shout out to everybody in the comments that said that he was a good rapper ████ you who said that everybody they're like dude they're people are doing uh uh they actually think he's a good rapper i think they're doing because they want rock to feature them on their instagram so they're like yo rock's ████ i was like bro but you
2:31 know what's annoying is that it's like and it's just stuck in my head you know what it sounds like it sounds like he's being the guy from moana but just like sing rapping maui yeah that's what he sounds like he doesn't sound like he's rapping like he he enunciates he not says everything so well like i don't really like that he sounds terrible apparently he's not good he's not good apparently he did it in one take he probably did because he had no ████ they're saying like he only did it in one tank and david's like yeah yeah he should have done it in a couple more takes and perfected it did you know that i never practiced this oh really i had no idea i had no professional training william hung ████ right there he's probably not professional he probably also didn't give them a second take he was like okay now i have to leave bye i gotta go work out some more of some ████ i love the rock i love the rock i ████ love it doesn't mean that that ████ wasn't trash dude this is the
3:22 second time we ████ on him today though i love the man i just don't want to hear him rap yeah exactly why does he why does he need to rap though because he's the ████ who asked him to run dude he can't be stopped bro he launches a tequila company everyone's buying us together he's like i think everything i do is ████ amazing he has an energy drink now too exactly have you tried it one of the biggest energy rings out there now is it good what is it zola all over every hawaii hawaiian market store yeah if bart was like three thousand percent more delusional he would be the rock that's right yeah but unfortunately he's gonna get he's gotta get like three thousand percent you're not buff enough bro i'm not delusional let me take my steroids yeah how much how much roy's do you think he's taking because he's a ████ ton dude he's ginormous he's actually way leaner now than he was in the wwe dude he's so much leaner do you remember when he was in that movie just after wwe the rundown the rundown bro he's skinny as ████ when he was in the wwe i wouldn't be surprised he was actually
4:12 was natural because he just comes from great genetics right yeah um but now he's just like no one gets older and more lean and ripped and bigger at the same time just the boulder now the boulder the mountain side dude look at this little ████ that's true that's pretty normal wait is that did he always have that tattoo or is that new or is it or is that like is that like a thing for the movie did you always have that tattoo yeah he has the bull on the other side yeah yeah because does that mean she's pretty tall she's probably he's probably staying on appleby like the tom cruise treatment one of the things that i disliked when rock got on the instagram was his fake laugh always fake laughs now it's like come on what if he's just so sexy that is his real life that's his uh hello cool j laughing ████ now the ████ do an impression of his laugh how does it goes good morning uh i'm here drinking my tara monica tequila
5:04 ████ me every ████ video it's like come on rob you don't gotta do we love you man i gotta follow this guy you don't follow him what are you kidding me cause dude i don't need more of that stuff on my feet i stopped following a lot of celebrities too how come they're annoying does it depress you joe does it make you sad no i want to be with my friends that's real that's from like a ████ hillbilly bro because one of the things everyone says is i don't want to look at social media because it makes me depressed because i'm comparing myself to other people's reaction i don't like it when my feed is so full with like people that i don't know and then hot girls and then by the time i actually get to one of you guys it's like man your lives are just not as fun as the rock so let me take you out you need to lower your expectations for the rest of it so you unfollow your friends and stay followed to the right i should have right because he excites me more than my friends but like him and kevin hart are the same
5:54 person now you think they hang out a lot and that's what happened i think you know they do the same thing now they're the same brand kind of they're the same brand just two different people i don't know i did a movie with kev and i don't remember the rock being around too much so just all right this is a good just to drop that out of the future what movie did you do with it was called the wedding ringer oh ████ you guys did that i was in the film as well and you were in it yeah i mean yeah yeah hung out and hanging out on set hey i did a sketch with uh kev hart okay good old uh we call him kevi oh you're home can you i just call him okay all right okay you know he just had a great old time he saw his hands in the business what was he like in person very soft hands very cool his hands are very soft does that check out steve not as soft as john witherspoon's corpse all right pete r.i.p alright i tried to name-drop you i'm like well
6:44 that was just in my head because earlier who's the best name drop you have bart no one i don't think i know that many cool people no that's something that's john monday ramsay's not too uh john benay ramsay careful voice in your life careful boy gotta be careful oh ████ shout out to the kid kevlar he's actually really nice he's just so busy i've never seen a guy on his phone as much as this dude he's didn't come in to shoot and just bounce he came in the chute he finds his car flew off at his private jet so good like not even a joke that's exactly where was it where was it shot at it was in his studio a lot oh he has his own studio yeah oh because he has his own studio lot called the people at that company were so ████ funny because after we did that sketch right invite you we didn't get paid for it i don't think yeah and then they go okay cool like kev wants to do two more sketches with you and i'm like that's cool am i gonna get
7:34 paid and i know you just have a chance to work with him again i'm like okay what the ████ are you talking about it's like you're gonna get excited like yeah i get to work with them again yeah it's like we already did two sketches like i got a soft surf business is going down is he gonna come out and shout me out ████ have him hold it up for me please i know i just do this can i slowly just bring in a softer code a little higher say the line save the line i have a buddy that does stunt work for most of the rocks movies because he's pretty tall so you like the rocket throw them around and he says in between every take immediately as soon as they all cut like four lawyers four people come up to him they all asking for answers jesus like what what what about this big energy jig what about this we want this what about this uh um the tequila is now open in the south american market we don't do this it's like there's no time to hang out or anything like that for six months it's like that's how kid is
8:25 yeah as soon as he's cut boom and then he doesn't have time to read lines for his movies so he's literally looking at the script and he just does it and then he gets out it's crazy i can't wait to live live live that sounds amazing how's that john witherspoon's feud with his funeral and uh everybody he wasn't even there for very long he was ████ out of there everyone was asking questions of the corpse did people stay for this whole cert like service or did they just come in and leave no they was they stayed for the whole thing oh my god his finalist was very intimidating yeah right exactly old cab though is the best because i did like two scenes with the guy right and then uh we did a music video like i don't know three months later where we all got back together either the whole cast and okay and uh and he walks in the room and like he's clearly like you know josh gad's there and like all these guys and then he looks at me like he's never seen me before in his entire ████ life and
9:16 then he's like how you been man that's the best you're not looking you get people you're like i've never met you ever hi good to see you again but then you see it you see it in their eyes that they know you and you're just like oh ████ okay turn it on turn it on turn on if i wish he meets like a thousand people in the matter of like two hours exactly he can't hold it against old kevi okay it would have been better if he reintroduced himself to you again do you think that would have been heartbreaking no because i didn't expect him to know me at all like i have no ego at all i'm like what if he did it like ten more times i will tell you i will tell you this though something that did make me feel good was that his whatever representative said that out of all the sketches he was he was the i was the only person that he laughed at it seemed like on that video you guys had a good time we were crack i was dying laughing so i mean we were just showing him naked pictures of me that was a really good ████ got his ass he was like what the ████ is
10:07 he have seen those yeah so i was like oh i actually made this guy ████ laugh i didn't think it was going to happen it seemed like you guys knew each other that's what he told me it's like you guys go way back you know it's like you shoot him attack in a different life he's up to you oh i'm gonna do the same thing hey so me and steve yeah or as you call him steve wheezy yeah steve i'm gonna say hey oh kev okay what's going on over there i'm actually just gonna send an email [Music] you
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