0:05 Welcome back to Careful Voice. Today, uh, President Trump has announced the Patriot Games. >> Oh, what? Freaking Harrison Ford movie? >> Heard about this. >> It's going to be That's a Jack Ryan movie. A 4day athletic event featuring one man and one woman from each state and US territory for America's 250th anniversary. >> Oh, that's pretty rad. >> Dude, that's >> that's kind of tight, right? >> This is the catalyst to the Purge. You think >> it's going to turn into a massacre, dude? >> I was thinking cuz I think this room pretty uniformly agrees that the Olympics suck, >> right? >> Uh, do you guys watch it? >> Not Olympics basketball, men's basketball. >> Okay. Agreed. Agreed. Thousand%. But that's a rare except exception. >> I like the Olympics. I hate the judges. >> Interesting. >> Explain. >> Yeah. So like in in in the Olympic level, if you let's say you're you're uh
0:57 so all these people that compete, it's not true for every single sport, but I'm only speaking from experience from like working with people that compete in this. Um sometimes uh when you're working your way up to the Olympic level, these same judges see your performance through all these different competitions on the way up. Each time a judge is going to give you a little bit of advice on how you should change your thing or how you should switch your performance and if you don't take it, they will score you lower the next time. >> What? Because >> so they go, I told you, fool. And they're like, "You didn't do the thing I told." >> Because it's a very You got You got to remember it's like a very old old uh old guard type thing. You know what I mean? Like they've been doing it this way forever. And they all want to be part of why you succeeded. They don't want to see you succeed. They want to be able to know that, oh, they succeeded because I told them to change the sound. >> Do you like that or no? >> I hate that. >> That's the worst ████ ever.
1:48 >> Directly in women's gymnastics. >> No. All across the board. >> Can I just say that is exactly what studio notes are all about. If you've ever sold a movie or anything like that. >> Oh yeah. >> Studio notes are so some ████ can sit in a ████ movie theater and turn to his wife and go, I told him to do that. >> Even though it was like totally >> it was fine. >> Everything was fine. I like it when a studio I had one experience when a studio note was I was like that actually makes it better like one experience. >> Okay. >> But like that's it, bro. >> Yeah. That's the reason why like when you watch the Olympics uh there's a part of there's a part of what you're seeing that's maybe not the actual true thing that that person or people wanted to do. M well that's got to be only specifically on things that are like of a partic like a show or artistic value cuz like you can't make those adjustments to to like how fast somebody runs. >> You could you could in the way if they were trying to tell you your technique
2:38 was wrong and that you should be doing it this way instead. And if you kept on your whatever personal or bad technique, somebody could be like, I don't like that you did it your way. I'm going to score you lower >> if it's subjective. But then, yeah, if it's just throw this ball to that length and different story, but all I got is for the creative stuff, it sucks. >> That's crazy. >> I don't [clears throat] really appreciate the Olympics. And I know that that's probably bad or whatever, but I just don't. >> But [laughter] something like this could be cool just depending on what the hell they do. >> So, is it like uh a rep from every state? >> Yeah. >> And then So, it's like the American Olympics, right? >> That's pretty sweet. >> And did they did they announce what kind of games and competitions they're going to be doing? >> What if all the games are like American Gladiator from back in the day? That'd be sick, man. >> Dude, >> that'd be crazy. >> The freaking big giant Q-tip fight. >> Yeah. Also, and like the gun shooting one. >> Yeah. >> Also, like how how are these like state
3:28 champions like Hunger Games style elected? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. We don't know. >> We don't know. >> Maybe it's like they have to win the state and then from the state they can go. >> Yeah. So, they got to basically put the rules together and they have state competitions. >> Yeah. Or they're just they're just casted the same way that like physical Asia is. >> That's fair. I guess >> they win money. >> I assume they win something. Yeah. It doesn't say like, you know, he should say they're going to win a millie. >> They win pardons. They get they get pardons. >> Yeah. >> Hunger Games. That'll be cool. >> He says, "In the fall, we will host the first ever Patriot Games, an unprecedented 4-day athletic event featuring the greatest high school athletes, one young man, one young woman from each state and territory. But I promise there will be no men playing in women's sports. You're not going to see that. You'll see everything but that." [laughter] >> Shut up. It says that. It says that. >> Holy ████
4:18 >> You'll see everything but that. >> It's a Trump quote. So yeah. >> Wow. [clears throat] >> That's crazy. >> And but people don't know. So >> a lot of people are basically saying, is this going to be >> the Hunger Games? >> It's all high school kids. >> Yeah, it's high school. >> Oh, that's cool. I mean, it's great. Good. Great for them. >> For one specific thing or many different thing and just the most athletic like men and women? >> I don't ████ know. >> Oh, okay. But that's cool, though. >> What would you like to see? >> I wish they would do college horse. You want to see them play horse? >> Oh, college. More athletic. >> American Ninja Warrior obstacle. >> Well, here here's number one. I wish they would do college because they're uh more athletic usually >> and more developed in that sense. And number two, they're adults. So, it's like you're >> you could jerk off to them. >> No, that's not where I was going. >> Volleyball, you sure can, brother. Don't say that. [laughter] Like you, let's say you have this high
5:09 school kid for the first time win the first ever Patriot Games and now they're like this next level celebrity. Like giving that type of fame to a kid usually is never as great as giving it to an adult who has like matured in their life a little bit more. >> If I was Trump, it would be all women doing pole vaulting. >> Wait, what? What? >> Why ping though? >> Have you seen them? >> Dude, those long jump girls in the pole, they're so hot. Especially from like Eastern Europe. I don't know why the Scandinavians aliens ones too. >> Why is it only pole vultting though? Why? >> I don't know. >> Have you seen the Scandinavians? >> I love that I'm on Ryan's laptop right now cuz I could write pole vaultting hot ████ [laughter] >> Go for it, dude. >> I don't know. There's just certain sports that attract the hottest girls. >> 100%. >> So pole vultting is one. What's another
5:59 one? >> Long jump, I think. >> Yeah. >> Wow. >> Shot put. >> For sure. >> What's the laughter? I don't understand. >> Shut up. Who's Who's laughing, >> brother? >> If you want a good farm hand, [laughter] >> if you want a ████ ox driving plane [laughter] that >> big, dude. He wants those ████ big. >> I can see that. Look at his Yeah, he needs a body type that can hang with him, man. >> It looks It would look the part, though. Like >> a farm hand. >> Yeah, >> dude. I ain't got nothing to offer a farm. >> Nah. [laughter] Okay. Do you think Let me ask you something. >> Can we finish the video first? >> No. No. No. >> Let's ████ go, boys. >> Great technique. >> Let's go, boys. >> Do you think uh the pole the pole is like, you know, like is it symbolic and
6:49 you think men are like >> It does nothing for me [laughter] for me. But the >> Oh, you're looking at it like it's a dick, >> you dirty dog. >> I can't relate. I can't relate. >> That's too big. That's crazy. >> She has to use two hands. I can't relate. >> They zoom in on her butt cheeks, dude. Hammer guys are legends, dude. >> Yes, they're very good. >> That's crazy. It's a pretty cool sport. >> It's a great sport. I'm telling you, the angles are what it's all about. It's all about the angles. >> I look how we're just watching one person over and over. >> Oh, it is a couple. >> Oh, you got a problem with that. [laughter] >> I didn't know that. >> Yeah, I'm cool with it. >> I hope they make a new like freak show sport for this though. >> Like one they didn't have before, but it's like a combination stuff. >> Oh, like they come out with something new that's like the Hunger Games. Yeah, if it's going to be like a Netflix show, then everybody, all these high school kids are super excited to show up and then they're like, "Okay, cool. Last one
7:39 to make it to the front of the White House wins." But, uh, >> you have to be the only one alive. >> Go. And then the Secret Service is trying to snipe the kids. >> You know what would be hilarious as hell is if they they ended up putting sports like uh like Sebak Tikra or whatever that freaking Malaysian uh kicking volleyball game. >> Oh ████ >> Stuff that our country doesn't even play. Or the Indian pole thing where you like flip and then have to catch the pole with your legs. [laughter] >> It's all ████ America doesn't do. >> That would be crazy >> for the Patriot games. Yeah. Just who can get good at it the fastest? >> Yeah. What would be a All American Patriot game >> that you could play with two people? Yeah. Shooting, dude. >> Okay. >> Yeah. Quick draw. >> Maybe like a catching a a bull on horse. That' be sick. >> Yeah. Rodeo ████ Oh, dude. Yeah.
8:31 >> And maybe like shotgunning a beer. >> M >> maybe dodging the IRS. >> Sick. Sick. You got to got to break their ankles a little bit. >> Some of those lumberjack games. You know those ones where they >> when you're running on the ████ log. >> Yeah, >> it's not bad. That's not actually sick. >> Maybe like watermelon eating contest. >> Yeah, that's good. That's good. >> Hot dog eating Joy Chestnut. Yeah. Dub. But he's not high school though. >> No. >> I feel like we should have the greatest athletes in our of our day. Not just high school kids. kind of like physical Asia, like get all the greats of the regions and then put them against each other. >> Yeah. Like like they could do like Mexican border tossing. >> But it is nice to create new stars out of like young talent. >> That is cool. >> That's good. That's good. >> Yeah. Cuz we have Tom Hman, but we don't know who like who in the high schools can kick out the Mexicans the best. >> That makes sense. >> Yeah. >> Or immigrant name calling.
9:21 >> Like they have >> cuz [laughter] you have to you have to do different like level. You have to do like you got to have a verbal mental game. That's like it's like Miss America. Like you got to have the whole package. You can't just be physically good. >> That's good. >> That's not bad. >> Mhm. >> So, there's another one named Allison Stoki. You guys want to check this pole bolting ████ out? [laughter] >> Have you Have you guys um touched yourselves to a woman with their clothes on or no? >> Touch yourselves to women. >> Um not since I was like 11 >> cuz I was just Okay. I was just thinking about how No, >> I don't mind if they start with their clothes on and they eventually take them. >> I think I've just had too much sex for that. >> I don't like all naked. >> Yeah, right away. >> No, >> I've had too much sex. >> I like peeling it. >> Peeling is a crazy word.
10:12 >> You like cn. >> Although. Although. What is that? Although >> it's >> I don't know if I want. Okay, that's true. Wait, wait, wait. We're going to watch this first, brother. You guys are going to ████ say you're Thank you very much. >> Thank you very much. Steve heads out of this. >> Oh god, dude. >> Come on. >> Come on, dude. >> What is this? >> What are you supposed to look like? >> Allison Stoalt, brother. >> Why does the pole >> Is she American? >> Who gives a ████ [laughter] >> Is she your favorite? >> Would you ever say that the the pole is the real star in these? >> No. >> They did a closeup on that. Dude, that ████ wouldn't >> It's like a GoPro commercial. >> You know what I mean? >> That's pretty freaking impressive. >> What? >> I'm just admire her athleticism.
11:03 >> Personally, >> what? >> Yeah, dude. ████ >> bro. They look like this and they're like, "Let me do pole vault." >> All right. Now, now do a compilation of the poles breaking, >> which is really cool. >> I wish they go to Little Darlings instead. You know what I mean? What's Little Darlings? What [laughter] is that? >> You know what Little Darlings is. What? >> You pass it every day probably. >> That's where you have a membership, dude. [laughter] >> Is that some sort of like brothel thing? >> No, it's just a strip club that's like a >> strip club that used to do handies and now all the truckers are mad about it. [laughter] >> Now they're pissed they got to go to Palamino. >> We just found out about that, by the way, cuz I guess it used to be like you could get blowies and hies and now >> they claim it was $20 in the '90s, >> which is crazy. But all these wisful truckers will talk about it if you ever get them. You ever talk to them? They're like, "Oh, little dogs used to be the ████ [laughter] before all the before
11:53 all these blue-haired people came in." Or they're like, "Before all these corporate people came in, ruined it." >> I'm so curious now. Is that like on a Reddit post or something? >> Yeah. >> I got to I got to read this ████ It sure is. Yeah. >> Love it. You'd love it. It's It's for you. >> 90s still like a 100 bucks today. >> It's just them rebund. >> Yeah, right. 20 bucks get you a >> but now you can't apparently the the the complaint is you can't even ████ anymore over there. [laughter] >> It's so funny. >> The good old days their rights are being taken away, right? >> These goddamn Mexicans coming in ruining everything. It's like it's like that attitude. >> Legislation [laughter] changed.
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