0:00 [Music] welcome back to another off the record aka the careful boys we're today featuring carol the careless women the today we are going to talk about roe v wade yes you ████ ████ i'm candid i won't we already talked about it no no we got a prompt today we do have a prompt uh and the question is especially because we have two wonderful women here say that again uh we have a prompt if you woke up as the opposite sex for a day
0:50 what would you do for the day complain you prompt that with wait i'm so confused i would absolutely jack off okay sorry let's start with the chicks let's start with the chicks all right what do you mean well you think you're going to answer that technically yeah i'm a chick now i won't go back um i woke up as a chick yeah are you even listening a woman [Laughter] are you ████ listening to me that's what you do that's the first thing you do complain [Music] [Laughter] interrupting complain yeah okay no but yeah what would chicks do when they first wake up am i aware that this is only a one day cursion oh what's the prompt mister yes you are
1:41 you are aware that you only have this power for 24 hours well i think after i feel myself up as a man i will go as a man uh i think after filling myself up as a beautiful woman what is that what does that look like less is more what the hell is i'll figure it out as i go okay you guys have many years i don't know how to do okay um and then and then i'm sorry to all the women that joe has had sexual experiences don't worry you only want only one has to deal with it right now that's a joke though
2:31 somebody preps with this [Laughter] and then um i will ride a horse i want to see what it feels like a lot of horse without anything in between my legs bareback oh why i feel like that's way because horses bounce that's an appointment you got to set an appointment and i just think girls look like on a horse than a bicycle it's just majestic looking so i want to look ████ dope when i do ████ yeah yeah throw your hair back yeah i'm about a tricycle that's cool too but it's got to be the big ones that you're in the lake with and you look like a big ████ dork i want to look cool but it's gotta be like a big ████ dork another thing is i would like to
3:21 wear a skimpy outfit and walk into places that might be dangerous to experience that i want to see what i'm pathetic yeah yeah and then i want to fight a man and then see the difference in like strength yeah and speed you wouldn't want to like fight a woman to see what that feels like once that's a good one hilarious yeah yeah yeah ████ his jujitsu friend kicked my ass she's really good though yeah you know her justine oh you have to prop that with she's really good though she's a woman but she's good
4:12 but get this look at this she's good ████ joe's wife kicked my ass too all the girls in the school kick my ass but but then i want to fight a man okay just a street fight and see what that feels like you know what i mean and then um i want to see like also my dms and read my you only have it for one day bro start a new instagram because i can do that all in one [Laughter] all people do is scroll down a little they're like he used to be a guy [Laughter] what's your new name it's just a new profile picture josefina josephina that's too close
5:02 they're going to know you came from joseph how are they just going to scroll how are they going to know my instagram changes into the woman when you wear your skimpy outfit yeah how are you going to sit like like this hey uh let's take out i want to ████ sit like this better yet describe what you're going to wear i'm going to wear uh oh like one of the outfits as uh the girls at sapphire they're naked bro no these tits are going to be out all day yeah it's like a it's like a mini skirt but the ones that show the bottom butt cheeks is he turning you on yeah bro i'm like yeah what else joe what about some tassels i'ma wear a match under something they don't wear
5:53 tops at sapphire but they do right before the show starts so he wants to catch them as they're walking to work they do now i know 6 p.m is when they take off okay what else okay so it's a it's a tube top i think that's the correct color red red sexy i like red it takes gets a lot of tension and it matches my black hair so like i read bottom red top would you show some under boob or side boob yeah definitely no no you're also a cheekbone i'm writing joseph no it's a tube top i don't think it's it's possible so scratch that you're gonna have to fight this one i want a tank top with the side boop not the tank top what do you call it when it's like a triangle here sure i get it i'm talking about oh yeah sure one strap on the back of me and then you got the side boob right there okay i dude that should be a fact josephine is going to be popping what is it called i i don't want to mess up his flow it
6:43 looks like a baby bib yeah yeah i got it yeah okay cool do that ████ okay cool ████ heels to accentuate what kind of heels platforms oh of course dude you're going full ranch man you should be able to predict this so you want a hooker ████ yeah okay i'ma look like a hooker okay how do you flirt with men i don't i just walk down the street and then see the confidence she's like i don't i don't because with that they're gonna be like hey baby how much and then what do you say i go oh what ████ specifically for joe's character i think he should keep his regular voice everything else oh that'd be amazing oh dude and then you ████ yeah yeah so like when he gets really upset like joe's voice comes out and ████ but then like or as soon as joe kicks him he
7:35 turns back into joe oh yeah that's true i like that i like that in my legs grow hair right everything just like ████ my nipples all hair you're like whole thing right yeah how does he grow back into joe though does the girl's skin explode or is it like a crossfade transition oh that's amazing it's a star wipe the cross face like inside out and the girl on the outside goes dissolve left like which one is it just the imovie transition circle yeah roll inside basically the new joe just comes yeah what is it which that's a good that's a good idea because this guy's dissolving left someone's like seeing it i want the skin to ████ fly off of me like that's what i was thinking man that was great and then i turned into this firecrackers do fly yeah i think it'll be pretty cool um yeah i
8:26 want to bait i want to bait guys i want to bait them up i'm going to throw your curve ball let's say you turn into you wake up and you're a woman right and then the minute you wake up it's the wrong time of the month and you got a big old bloodshed yes you got your ████ period bro yeah you want to eat chocolate and you feel and you feel all bloated and you're like man i got all these plans buying doing ████ today yeah or not what you ████ hooker now how about my period so leave me alone son of a ████ give me some chocolate this one got two phones [Laughter] same conversation though
9:17 because i think okay that means you dial both at the same time all right well you know what's gonna happen wow is if i turn into a woman then hannah turns into a han is going to be mana all right man man and then josefina and manna i like it and then this one i'll ████ call nick and then i'll i'll just like nick yourself ████ go get me a ████ chocolate manna uh i'm not gonna call you some ████ but but man can you ████ be nice to me today and ████ go do something nice yeah bring back some flowers just anything but then i'm gonna be like on the other side and be like yo i can't i got cramps i i'm in bed all day because you're on the trail yeah so i'll be like yo i can't do anything so we all turn into girls and we all but midday we get our period you know what i mean so our cycles just starts we experience the day as a woman half the day and then we're live speaking of half today we're halfway through the video so let's hear from a woman who took no no
10:08 we want to talk more i don't know you want me to call you right now anymore all right uh ████ uh geno yo what's up gino dripping down my ████ dude hook me up with some help nah stop being a ████ that's exactly what i say gina damn man blood guys are so mean what would you do you're a man now what'd you do what would you do for a date how do i follow that ████ like that's so good just your own personal what would you like as a man i want to do all of that but like the reverse okay so let's hear it walk us through it you could do a lot of man ████ already though i already do a lot of magic i mean yeah you lift weights and stuff i guess i can walk around topless you know like i want to see what it feels like i don't i feel uncomfortable i don't really like that i feel like he
10:58 would be really buff too you're all offended as a dude when you think about the epitome and the privileges and luxuries of a dude i feel like i'm already a lot more masculine than a lot of men would you just pee everywhere would you just pee oh yeah you could just like pee outside of food for less that's a drink yeah i do i mean i can kind of already do that without having to whip it out you know what i mean like you could just pee wherever you have zero curiosity you don't want to jack yourself off i do for sure i want to do that i want to see what it is the truth is your truth tell us without us having to pull can you stop ████ talking over me you ████ ████ [Laughter] yeah absolutely gonna jerk off see what that feels like uh i'm gonna try to have sex with all these ████ women and see what that feels like
11:49 you got sex with a lot of women now but no but it's different because i don't get to penetrate maybe you're not well endowed yeah yeah it's not about you man it's not about the size of the boat okay it's about the motion in the ocean did you say that when you lift it up i'm gonna throw your curveball yeah but yeah i'ma throw your curveball let's say you have a nice pretty dick right but what if ran into joe's hooker and he kicked you in the ball and you're making but what if what if yeah erectile dysfunction now you're gonna call then there something happens all the time you have erectile dysfunction i know i said for your 124 hours but we're all dysfunctional we're all dysfunctional though what about you ryan may i feel
12:39 like you're the most creative guy here i think wait if i become a woman i could still do everything i can do now like physically i can do your hair that's my curveball you are a paraplegic woman i go i just wake up and go looks like i'm a woman you're a female version of you you're a female version of you so whatever that means to you looks like i'm i would i would do um i would enter a dance battle using everything i could already do and instantly win that ████ because i'm not gonna have i don't have a chance as a guy he knows what i'm talking about i do that's so good you know what i'm talking about damn there better be a jam on that
13:29 one day that you're alone but then right that day all the guys are all the guys are girls anyway yeah ████ today's only qualifiers so it's all the best b-boys that are now women too and i lose still like oh great thanks what would yours be yeah we want to hear what you want to do and no you don't wake up with ████ braces or something you have no ears go you have a retainer your handicaps your penis is at your knees girls don't want to ████ that's a handicap um i'd compete in boxing oh damn that's the most that's something you've always wanted to do i'd fight but in the men's division but using women's when she says
14:20 you just identify as a man well you're the same hey that's her curveball she she's fighting as a man but she keeps her woman's arms dude that sucks man yeah because i want to kill the difference boxing then because it's like round one fight ████ but then the guy's not gonna know what you guys should just fight right now i'm not only ████ but the guy was turned into a woman that day too everyone's everyone's just caressing each other everyone's all mixed up round one fight what the ████ is going on you wanted this you want to see you could literally just stay guys to do that by the way [Laughter] so you would you would fight as a guy but would you want to fight a woman no as a guy
15:10 i want to fight a man nice does you already know what it feels like to fight a woman right so do you yeah that's true that's true yeah i do want to see the strength difference though i think i'm really curious about that like just being able to lift certain things or like just you know feeling the body of like oh so this was like okay that makes sense yeah with that voice oh my what is this it's like oh oh this is a period oh damn that's not good man oh disappearance you know yeah or like oh ████ i lost all sorts of directions what the ████ is that left or left where am i what what's the difference between left and north yo triple a got here really fast who do you hang out with because they sound stupid dude i'm just like canceling myself thank you
16:01 the smartest ████ [Laughter] what a fork that's i would play the dj of course because i didn't understand what that feels like yeah he really does like play the dj he's like please help me yeah he needs to figure that out i need to figure out the dj that's good and then try all kinds of textures like okay let's see um spray on i thought he was going to say
16:51 put dicks on my mouth no this is gender neutral everyone has one that's true i feel like man lips are different than women lips though for real no they're the same have to challenge go yeah immediately different textures so spray on vegetable oil see if that feels different wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait yo i'm so happy men don't have a vagina that ████ is ████ wrecked ky jelly to see what all the difference is get a hot towel put it on see what that feels like see if it actually feels good see if i get a balloon can i blow a balloon just try different things play play tug of war with myself 24 hours you're not gonna have much time for much else dude
17:41 yeah he's done this might be finished in three minutes by the way i'll get a slim jim you guys can get a figure i'll get a slim jim right i'm afraid of what you're going to say next bend it into a u and see if i can play tug of war with myself run in each hole and see who wins who's stronger the vagina or the ████ right by far you're the most creative dude you're over here right he's the most creative yeah he wanted to enter a ████ dance battle dude i want to see who's going this guy's tug of warning himself with a slim jim in two ████ holes you're accomplishing much more or they can do the lady and the ████ and they both eat ████ ladies and ████ they're eating each way to a little kiss at the end how do they can you demonstrate he's got sentient buttholes just can't do it on the spot are you gonna do it like this or you're
18:31 gonna do it like this like that like that like that like this oh okay like he needs to watch i gotta watch he's got a mirror here the whole time just looking at it every time and then and then outfit like a i don't know like an evening gown like uh like what would you do evening fuchsia sheen ████ with the ████ strings and then with the uh with the with the heels and then with the you know when you when they go like this and they they let go of the iron and then oh it bounces and then they go and then i go see what i can get away with at the club with dudes what are you gonna try i would do that too by the way i'll go to the club first or dude let me drive his lambo
19:21 would give me a thousand bucks yes all of it is a yes can i get can i get ████ four bitcoins four bitcoins well what if you woke up you're ugly oh yes that's you don't get a thousand bucks if you're what if your conversion is ugly that is the biggest curveball of all it's not a curveball because men will ████ go for anything oh yeah there's ugly guys in there that is so true but he's got he's got his curls though especially the ones with look at anthony's roster yeah that's true all you have to do is just keep dropping ████ you're just like oh dude he's got it oops yeah oops [Laughter]
20:11 i hope he has broad shoulders too it takes a while oops oops he's going to ████ scrape it off all right and you still get mad you're still like hey my eyes are up here man and then i'll try to pass the test or something i don't know that's a test see if it's which test than driving a dmv oh you're like i don't use these signals you
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