0:00 we should go to Benny Hana wearing Hawaiian shirts and just the whole time just overly enthusiastically be like what the heck is this are you kidding me just be hams a volcano how n how the heck did you do that that's a good JK Adventure thr that out [Music] there welcome back to an amazing episode of the careful boys where today we're going to ask a question like what is your guys' biggest Vice why wow that's a deep question I was like oh ████ I never even thought about myself like that the biggest Vice yeah what and what's vice vice is something you do that's technically and it's technically detrimental right yeah Sports gambling lately manck I've been bad at it dude technical def definitions immoral or Wicked
0:51 Behavior criminal activities involving prostitution pornography or drugs or an immoral or Wicked personal characteristic we're going to go for the third one who Jud yeah I mean so we're that's that's one definition but like people use it in a loose term where it's like Sugar's my vice or whatever right yeah yeah yeah parlays bro paray parlay no bad parlay bad paray thank you been kicking my ass you know what the real Vice is to me though it's not just like parlays and losing it it's when you're on tilt after losing your first parlay then you go like mid game you pun tilt man one's wor my tilt is bad you got to win it back win or losses because I'm always like dude I'm practic I'm just doing like it's always three bucks $5 parlay whatever but when you go tilt you suddenly go like $200 on like a stupid like who's the next free throw by yeah but in reality though when you when
1:43 you want to get good at gambling it's actually boring because it's so systemized it's like you have your budget you just got to do it every day and it's just routine and there's no more variance there's no more fun dude I my tilt is bad dude my I hit a parlay recently though I was tell you that on New Year's remember and then like yeah I'm I'm like a third way through that one you still going still going but I'm still up you still think about it too like oh yeah I'm like yeah I probably uh I was I was like Browns plus 20 easy ████ mode and then they lost by 30 oh ████ his advice on that is like dude I'm never betting on the Colts again ever again always bets on the Colts never betting against the Chiefs again always bets against the Chiefs not anymore all right F I gave it up last week all right is it harder to gamble though when your heart's too in it 100% yeah I can't but
2:34 that's what makes joyful exactly well you know what it is I know I'm going to watch this stupid Colts game anyway for whatever reason I'm one of 10 people who's actually watching it and so I'm like I might as well make it a little more spicy and then they lose so what that's how it is when we bet UFC fights like when Bart Bart always picks the right pick but in my head I'm always picking the one I want to win and I'm like but there's I try to justify it and like rationalize it I'm emotional all the time I'm always thinking like no the Lakers have to beat the Celtics we always have to and we always are getting wrecked for some reason and then also when you pick the right one but then it doesn't sit with you emotionally it feels bad feels bad like it's like the max the last one the max hallway to Toria it's like you want Max to win but then I can't also bet I can't bet against him yeah so we bet for him but then he lost and then we're just putting Toro's kids through college yeah yeah
3:25 and we're putting those gamblers the the the ████ gambling apps we're putting them all through college too dude and their kids what's our next UFC bet huh there's one in uh in a week or two weeks oh yeah said it right now so Islam versus Armen can you guys not choose with your heart though cuz our money's in it can we boring can you want some goddamn tape aough this one is can we just stop listening to Nick right now yeah no more Nick Nick's always wrong this one's almost like Kobe versus Kobe oh it's almost like so the stakes are high well stay away from almost like identical game we're already in baby we're already in this it's not sure win it's like this one's tough I'm in I'll be texting like this one's like the same game versus the same game do you think it's a so does that mean the odds are better I don't know dude the odds are for the champion who's a khabib's buddy
4:17 khabib's long Islam fighting arm Islam Islam's fighting Armen and armen's up and comer he's a very scary guy they fought already close fight we seen his six-pack pictures recently looks jacked looking on Sixth pack alone we should bet an army doesn't that mean he's hungry oh he's hungry yeah listen to the white guy we should bet on a guy named Islam easy but Islam I got the gamblers tingle on that one let's go Islam let's go Islam Islam I think we should go Team khib all the way through always team I think they're the most locked in team in the universe put the bed in right now Islam ubar marov did you say that name oh I can do bets for us now too yeah but you can't do it in in the we can't do it here the whole the whole kabib team team kabib that's it you guys don't use a VPN it doesn't work they're very good sniff that sh no no impossible oh dude I I got
5:08 wrecked recently you know how I went to Michigan yeah so in bet MGM in Michigan you could do live casino gambling oh my God we're playing roulette for hours what do you mean like online yeah so in the BET MGM app there's suddenly a new tab after you get relocated to a place like Michigan and Michigan is one of like three states that allows this by the way in the entire us so of course we're on it me and Chad too we're ████ he's the biggest dud Chad motherucker he knows his tilt's tough too dude and then there's a casino tab you press that and there's like like live roulette live crafts whatever you go in and it's literally and it's all black people by the way for some reason they're all working it and they're they're spinning the thing but and there's only so many people in the room because if you win they'll like call your name out and then if you like tip them they'll like thank you so it feels like you're really sitting at the table but it's fast
5:58 because they don't have to deal with anybody doing stuff you're making your bets and they're just spinning or they're just resetting the little that throws dice they're live streaming they're live streaming it's it's live is that like where Drake plays all of his games yeah dude I've seen this ████ online on YouTube and stuff it's so fun that ████ is fun but it's dangerous did you get killed dude but that's the thing though for some reason you always you always win in the beginning you always win big and then they they reel you in that's when you got to get out in like 40 minutes I'm like Yo dude I'm up like 400 but then in like 3 hours I'm like I just paay by mortgage oh ████ that happened to us we played we kept losing losing losing and then we hit big on double zero like two in a row and then it was like some special roulette where it's like you have to pick it ahead of time I don't know what oh you were doing this on your TV yeah yeah and we hit big we won like ████ like 500 bucks off like a $15 bet we got the ████ out after
6:50 that cuz we knew like this is the way they they really you win so that's not a vice you're just having a good time that's cool yeah but but it was it's more of like with the guys we were with we were like hey show us how to play this and then they they wanted to show us and then they ████ made it a fun time so you brought the beginners luck that's good as a group of dudes though for them to not be like hey let's try to make five grand today it's pretty good no we had it some we better stop we better stop we left we left after did you go to Buffalo Wild Wings with the 500 and treat yourself we went to Wing Stop instead that's good you could get a lot for 500 yeah Wing Stop that's a lot of that's a lot of wings do you guys have other viic like what are some prostitution ones probably massage parlor mostly um no honestly over the over the holiday season I've been realizing I think I have a serious problem with like eating ████ food too much I do too like bro I ████ I I was making myself sick for
7:42 no reason just eating just stuffing it just being a piece of ████ and just like o this is good just eating all kinds of cakes and ████ it's a holiday so we all have to forgive ourselves and each other on the holiday and I'm rationalizing it I'm like oh I'm trying the holidays are rougher food I'm I'm a guaranteed plus 10 lb every holiday season that's like I even use that excuse to go through a drive-thru and go it's the holidays I could get Jack in a box same but it's not even holiday food I'm been getting McDonald's breakfast for no reason I have no reason hell yeah McDonald's breakfast only when you go to like on a road trip that's the rule when you go snowboarding you're on your way sometimes I'll go just cuz it's Thursday and I'll just get a sausage muffin and just call it a day and I'm like what the ████ I I should use the app your advice will be the app dude the app cuz they keep giving you free ████ this
8:32 guy got me into the app he's like he's like he's like are you on the app this just like I did to you well that's how they reel you in yeah they get you if I see free fries with my next meal I'm going to be ████ dude the app is sick though don't even don't you dare how could you not use the McDonald's app you you go to McDonald's I get intimidated by it once you use it one time you're going to be like holy ████ sometimes I'll go there I don't want to I bro you know you know how many times I I pulled up the app and I'm about to order and they ask me you're using the app I'm like no I'm not I'll turn it down cuz I'm afraid to use it you're like I'm afraid dude you're the guy who still uses his debit card and then gets like overdraft fees or like people like steal your money and then you get your card Frozen for like 3 weeks or something like that and it's like why don't you just get credit card points have nothing to Do's wrong with that dude yeah there's nothing wrong with using her debit card for every purchase tell mhm have you guys ever tried just quitting sugar it's impossible I've done it a
9:23 couple of times do it for a month and okay donut attack man yeah but let me tell you this I did it three times and it was harder than quitting cigarettes that's impossible I don't think I could do that I can I can substitute more like for example like now like not putting sugar in certain things but like honey instead is actually really nice honey but that's not even close I'm talking about like no fruits no fruits nothing that taste that taste I don't think that's possible well I would eat I would eat fruits I just didn't do any like high fructose cor yeah no processed sugar well even honey too so I would do it for a whole month and the um headaches I had and all that ████ it's crazy yeah and you get crazy mood swings you have withdrawals I think I would too for sure yeah you start hallucinating cuz I could drink a bottle of honey and I'll be fine I'm like that I quit sugar I'm just drinking just a bear yeah but
10:16 if I were to actually quit sugar ████ I think I'd go insane cuz even on my craziest diet like when I was like doing the bodybuilding show I would still have like I would sneak in just one Oreo I just put it in my mouth and I fill it up with water so I could let it spread and make the Oreo feel like there's five Oreos and I'm like feels good simulating five Oreos I'm like okay that's my one Oreo for the day I would wake up in the middle of the night in a ████ sweat Panic cuz I don't have ████ cookies in my system shortbread cookies I need cookies too man cookies Ryan what's a vice for you other than like getting really really old cars oh yeah that's a vice just fixed up one of your Vans oh yeah that's a vice you play Final Fantasy with the sound off huh sound off that's that's some
11:06 psycho ████ sound off oh psych ████ that that games are Vice no I mean but like that's they're not like real you're asking like real Vice a vice yeah yeah yeah like falling in love with strippers and it costs you your marriage type ████ I think like a real one maybe like I don't think I have like real ones anymore I probably like stopped doing like real Crazy Ones already but back when I used to live in Hollywood I had real ones or some real ones like I used to file like I don't do this anymore cuz it's silly but I used to file like a lot of like Revenge things like if I if someone made me angry I would just like longterm plan like something I would do possibly in the future but I would never do it I would it would just be fun to plan it and then I would just like I would just like longterm like really
11:56 like file these things of like really intricate things like you would write it down like Fu on Google Docs or some ████ make a PowerPoint oh my God but like random ass people this guy like it was at the post office and he yelled at me it was like during it was like during Co like when Co started and he yelled at me cuz I was standing too close to him I guess cuz we were all in line yeah and then he like shouted at me and like and and I found out where he lived and his name and everything how did you do that and I just like made this whole plan and I was like outside his house I found everything out and then I was satisfied with that you were actually outside of his house just knowing that you could if you need just knowing that like just knowing the fact that you're like I used to do this and then you're like during co co was pretty recent like four years ago yeah what are you talking about Co like three years ago ████ how can I ask you what was the
12:47 lead of how you found his name and where he lived like what was the thread that he gave you his mail are just think that it's male no I went to his house and I found his male no no no I mean they were at the post office together I some people people this prompt is like yeah I eat a lot of cheeseburgers and and you're like I want to get revenge on people I found out where they live well you want to know real ████ outside their house and it's just knowing that I can is enough I used to plan on homicides yeah if you want to know real sh like Yo dude I put an Oreo in my mouth I pretended it was fire yeah that's like actual ████ like I was just like okay I mean I would never do anything but I just was like that's satisfying to me enough I think we would have had more exciting answers if we were 21 cuz we're out we're out of our VI now we're old maybe like 17 I'd be like oh I love every drug on the planet that's true and what else do you like to do there was a phase where I just love
13:37 to steal I just ████ stole everything like like it just for no reason like it was like oh I'm bored what do you guys want to do let's go steal some ████ walkman's and sell them like it was just stupid yeah steal Walkman that's good I mean it's a good Vice that's why like I can't I mean i c myself judging those looters like going into stores but I'm like man shut up when you were 14 you would have been there too you would have been running in that c too guilty brother I was too guilty you're juding ████ and running out you're Jud you're probably not even judging like dude you shouldn't do that you're probably just like dude you could have done it better unorganized but also I I don't I think if I got caught back then I'd be like yeah I'm caught versus some of the people now is like you get caught and then you know they don't think that
14:27 they're wrong so cuz the system did him wrong yeah I never bought into that ████ I knew I was doing some ████ up ████ I was raised with deep seated guilt Catholic guilt so there's no way I could do that ████ I'd be throwing up during it anyone who's been soaking will have guilt I still think soaking is brilliant soaking is what a loophole and the fact that you got a friend accomplice to shake the bed for you that's so good that's even weirder than just regular vanilla sex but but you know Mormon God is watching that and he's like legally there's nothing I can do religious loopholes are hilarious dude it's the best like that's like going full Kink mode but you also have to have like you got to think about the dynamic of that you got to have a friend who you're so comfortable with so it's also like a bonding experience it's a threesome your first time is a threesome
15:18 it's kind of a threesome yeah it's kind of sick it's like you will always be bonded with it might be deeper than a threesome cuz the person that's shaking the bed is also like what the hell like like they're playing piano they're biting their lips they're ████ doing the waves of ████ sex motions for you guys and then what if you can't do it without them anymore you always need them and then you start doing it without the girl you're with your girl and you're you're with your girl and you're like man remember when like Jeremy was here like remember that that was cool you're so used oh you long for Jeremy oh no oh no Nick what's your ADV advice honestly I'm trying to think about like nothing that I'm telling you like when I eat sometimes it brings me shame like I'm like I don't want anyone to look at me I'm going to eat in the kitchen while
16:09 like when tip is watching TV I'm like I don't want you to watch me while I eat is that bad I mean it's cute but it's like it's gross though it's like gross watching are you mad at yourself kind of yeah a little bit I'm like you know you're not supposed to be eating it or what is it well part of me I'm like I'm like I'm going to ████ kill myself like this is between meals or like your just your regular just like recently it's like been through all hours of the day I'll just eat I'll just be eating I'm always like constantly eating ironically like if if you're serious about that then that's like actually probably the most dangerous Vice here what everybody said are scar I think he made me think of one so m one of mine I guess this like a actual advice it's not just eating so yeah I love sweets and stuff but I'll literally still eat the things I know will give me diarrhea like Raising Canes five times so I'll eat it and I'm literally ████ my RS out and I'm like why why
17:01 did you do that you know what happens yeah but I can't stop myself because like I think my mouth sensation is so I'm not I'm not in control of it that's situ on food with me I'm too impul I'm like I know I'm going to ████ my brains out and I still do it that's yeah when we went to that sichon place we all paid for it but we but we want to go back so but it's too good good though it's too good I wonder how Sichuan people deal with like their anal problems or just have immunity they make toilets out of ████ quartz dude or they probably think when they ████ normal they think that's diarrhea like hey did you have a solid ████ today ████ man my stomach's ████ up that's like ████ when I go to Great cons bro great con legit I know it's over bro it's always over that Mongolian Barbecue oh yeah bro it's the oil the
17:52 big ass the mall the biggest Chopsticks ever that that ████ is so good that ████ is actually good care it's gas it never it never misses never misses did Mongolians really travel with a massive ████ iron plate yeah there a stir fry I don't think so D mostly stir fries was that like a shield that they use to also cook on top that's kind of it's kind of hard on a horse to carry it's like frisbee golf I just hated how you like think you got a lot of meat and then it just disappears as it Cooks G instant gone dissipates it's it's vapor now and then it's all bean sprouts at the end you're like wait what what are those shriveled Tomatoes shriveled it's a magic yeah you can't get the racio right and that that guy always looks at me like cuz I I push it down I don't care I I look at their eyes
18:43 when I push it down and then they start getting mad after a while push it I don't care I push it you take the paper towel you push it down jam it yeah you get the deal dude you're going to ████ me but I'm going to ████ you a little bit too are are they still in business oh yeah dude they're th like they're like in every Mall every Mall this is Bo what every mall is not good news bro it's not good news it's a place of Commerce dude I've never seen a great cons like restaurant somewhere like it's only malls right we got one of Pasad not a great it's like Mongolian Barbecue eat is that no no it's a it's stand alone dude really stand alone yeah they do a whole little Mongolian buffet oh ████ I'll take you do they he's like oh yeah they have dancers is there a big thing that like a thing that hot plate that they're cooking it on and it's the guy who runs it he's the one ████ mixing it up chopping it up it's not as
19:34 good as great cons I'll be that's my oh so it's not great cons it's not great cons but it's a stand alone good con God it's just a Mongolia barbecue place dude I'm so trash I'd rather go to Great cons than like Benny Han or any of that ████ I'm I kind of get that Benny Han is kind of lit sometimes it's it can be lit yeah you get like four piece of steak though come on that's what I'm saying I leave hungry yeah but the egg turns and I don't even know any volcano dude you can get Benny on like post meate now which is I like it when he throws food in my mouth yeah that's fun that's fun but also if they don't do the volcano with the onion it's not it's it's not it's not real that's my f spinny how did they deliver it though what do you get it just build your own probably so you got to do it at home make the noises by yourself we we should go to Ben we should go to Benny Hana wearing Hawaiian shirts and just the whole time just overly enthusiastically be like what the
20:24 heck is this are you kidding me just be hams a volcano how been n how the heck did you do that that's a good JK Adventure still that out there what the heck slapping the table well look at that it's his birthday no it's his birthday it's all our birthdays he's never caught food before yeah yeah the best good Lord benih is so fake now it's look like a Chinese guy now we hi my name charliie come on dude we can go to Every Panda Express and eat from a Mexican cook but that's the fake part no because he's trying to pass as a Japanese dude well he's getting Jud everybody's getting judged as Chinese what guess what he passes when I'm there brother are there ever any Japanese guys at benan anymore it used to be origal it was Steve VII's Dad yeah no I mean like now at like the Downey one there's all it's all Mexicans oh really yeah yeah
21:16 every single guy there is Mexican and then and it's kind of like a in joke that they act Japanese it's like it's like everybody knows and then they know so they kind of play it up so they they like seu themselves and stuff cuz it's like Mexican Cooks like making Japanese jokes to other Mexicans that's good that's good yeah that's real good Downy baby pop on this in my country
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