0:00 how about this can you make fun of like veterans that are like mentally that have PTSD I do all the time they're called homeless people one time I saw someone I was like um army or whatever marine or whatever yeah and I was like oh what unit were you with and he was just immediately was like [Laughter] [Music] gun welcome back to careful boys today we are talking talking about the things we would never ever joke about oh wow okay okay do you want this to be on patreon or what it's time do you want this to be on patreon or what no hopefully not you know the I would joke about everything if it if it didn't get us um demonetized
0:52 okay cuz I I think everything is funny yeah and I don't give a f if people get angry about it and I don't care about getting cancelled I just don't want our YouTube to be shut down that's fair so I'm very afraid of losing this whole thing we've created for such a long time something we would never joke about though Chinese government i' never say China China I'll never say that but I would never say we would never say that oh I don't think I would joke about was it Nan King Nan King oh n King yeah I don't think I don't think I would joke about oh the black jazz musician n King Cole y you're just too much of a fan I never I never joke about that I respect that I would joke about his daughter that's what you're talking about right yeah yeah man that's a good question I think
1:43 that one's pretty heavy I don't know if I would joke about that one I feel like something traumatic happened to me I feel like I'd have to joke about it it's like a form of like therapy and relief yeah like if something up I have to oh if it's about me I'll joke about anything but what if it's about someone else though no if it is okay so if it is something joke about you then joke about something racist even though it's easy to joke about something racist you don't know if the room is ready for it yeah I would never joke about something racist I would just mean it that's true cuz it's in your culture yeah yeah yeah I just have hateful feelings you have to do it I just hate some things are there any historical events you wouldn't joke about probably 911 I think there's a guy here who probably would disagree with he does it a little too much yeah I think he would do a lot of bits about it I mean he's the only person I know that's created an interpretive dance I mean
2:34 come on about 911 oh my Lord yeah you know who we're talking about yeah we don't have to say right there yeah we're trying to have a good day I wish we could joke so much more about the things that people are afraid to talk about I probably wouldn't joke about Wagers oh yeah yeah yeah mhm that's pretty Eminem yep MGK okay mhm yeah me too who else me too who else Jack harlo oh yeah yeah yeah M Woody harelson and white man jump yeah sometimes I think I got soft because I would do more cultural jokes but then I go it's not right to do that anymore I think reading
3:24 the room is probably the most important factor in that case right sometimes yeah but then again well I'm saying 20 14 JK news was a completely different animal but so was the world so was the world 2018 JK news was a different animal too yeah but so was the world so is the we're just going to blame on that yeah I don't know but it makes me sad though to see that things change but I feel like that's probably what the old folks feel like where it's like why can't we call them ████ anymore and I'm like I know I know in my day my neighbor was one what's crazy is um like comedy got more restrictive and the music got crazier oh yeah so like comedy like there's like oh you can't talk about this can't talk about this can't talk about this and if you listen to like R&B of like let's say the 70s or 80s lot of metaphors yeah and
4:15 then you go to like you go to like 2,000 and then there's uh it's a little bit more literal like oh I want to grind up on you like I'll lick your butt yeah but nowat your but then now it's like hit the dangly thing in the like in the back of my throat throw literally the word a wet ass ████ it's like one is like opening way more up and then the other one is like shutting down I would say little Kim was the Pioneer you think so oh yeah if you listen to their her bside tracks they're exactly like ████ yeah she was the Pioneer that paved the way for the Nicki min NES you guys know who Trina is yes oh yeah that's she had a song called chew uh Bubblegum and it was the whole inuendo was chewing on my bubble gum and was like oh she's talking about cingus oh yeah and that I remember
5:05 as like when I was a freshman in high school I was like I could listen to her talk about her bub Cho some bubblegum the the funny thing was that the correlation of wild music's getting Wilder you also are now entering the world of not being able to use it in court against people that committed the crimes they're rapping about yeah and he would it's like it would be like specific I killed a guy and I buried him on cran Shaw and third bevard on the corner of the 7-Eleven right behind that dumpster if you go and walk three steps to the left and you start digging right there the body's right there like it's like that specific but the but the fact that the fact that people were saying that no that's not fair because if Johnny Cash did it you guys aren't arresting him it's like no if that fool murdered someone take him down too yeah I'm get ████ there's no arst at safe crazy talking about I got my AK my glock
5:57 with a switch on my dock I don't know you know what I mean I made that up but you know what I mean it's pretty good I'm I'm going to be looking yeah we're going to be looking for your AK-47 yeah do you guys it's registered joke about different things on camera and off camera I think I I joke about worse things on camera than I do in in real life yeah I really you don't joke that much off camera I'm pretty tame off camera you know what I have I'm pretty chill off camera I have friends that never grew out of 2007 2010 whatever and we still text each other just the same way as that time and our jokes are still like high school kids yeah because it's like I don't know it's like you have that Rapport so if they play Wheel of Fortune they buy like 20 ends like
6:47 that no it's like our conversations with Alec you have to buy those I don't know I think they're free well this day and age ends are very expensive more expensive than the vowels wow right talking about I don't want you know like that hey that's like that chick from that Tik Tok video right she's getting absolutely rail out there oh yeah that one yeah CU she said the N word but she said it with the soft a I believe yeah she quoted it she quoted it is it the Asian CHR no wa she's like cooking right and she's like these nword are broke she says that where she said all right I did some soul searching and i' I've come to the conclusion that I still don't get a ████ yeah that's the that's the whole point about it like cuz she they thought she was going to apologize but she ended up saying like yeah I just I just don't care wow and then and then she like yeah
7:39 she lost her job but then she didn't she also wasn't that broken up about that either she was like boohoo lost my job or something like this chick's hardcore she about move and then she gained like all this following on like X and I think on like truth social or some ████ I don't know what happened but she like ended up getting this like she won uh conserv career out of it that's yeah which is sort of weird that's something I never joke about is Trump mhm I don't joke about that that's your ████ that's your ████ dog right that's my bro it's my uncle I probably have made a joke about missing children yeah it's probably it's a little dicey to say I wouldn't joke about missing children cuz we probably have done would you ever would you make a joke about terminally ill kids I think we have done Channel yeah I'm dude I I feel like out of all the years we probably made fun of every
8:32 ████ type of human being on this show would you make fun of a a child that was bullied at school to the point of them offing themselves especially those kids especially is going really well this is probably one of our best this is what I wanted would you make fun of Amilia aart not me that's I draw the line she's the one that got lost in the Bermuda yeah she was the first bad woman driver she flew right in the Triangle dude I think she's kind of off limits she's a symbolism of feminism and I don't want to take that down for the women out there for me it's just I'm just stating a matter of fact she is in fact cuz I don't need to take her down she took herself down you know but anyways some blame the guy but I'm like she was driving yeah they say he it was the Navigator but she was driving do you make I I don't know if I've ever heard you make fun of Hiroshima and like Nagasaki cuz it's off limits oh that's off okay oh that's off limits
9:22 interesting no are they equ off limits huh no I don't know well I think the reason why our teeth are all ████ up in past cuz we're radioactive I thought yall I thought the radio radio well in breeding too a lot but yeah the radioactive made y'all's dick bigger oh really I didn't know Japanese people have bigger dicks that's what I think I think thanks to America's Atomic n American jeans that was in the nuke made Japanese American jeans that were in the nuke I like that we get credit for it I think enjoy that Japanese weirdness and their ability to make and all that stuff comes from constant radiation exposure from the atomic bomb to Fukushima maybe if have radiation exposure to enjoy it they're just constantly being rad radiated you're just more creative huh
10:12 dude we're all we're in a microwave I see so matter of time to let go spom what up guys thank you for watching us for so long if you like what we do please support our patreon Joe tell them what we have to offer so every week you get two videos one never released Direct cut and another one too hot for YouTube patreon only every freaking week you get that and you get access to our Discord where you can come chat with us and ask us questions that become episodes here cuz we're going to answer them and we're going to take it seriously and we want to give you the responses that you want so come stay connected with us join our patreon click the description below for full details you guys feel like everything like there's there's there's actually something you can't make fun of cuz I feel like everything you can make fun of if the
11:03 context in the group is right yeah yeah it depends on the people yeah I don't look forward to making fun of some things no but there's a moment right like but you'll find way sometimes like you're in the middle of a conversation and someone sets up something so good that you don't want to be racist but it's ████ there and you're just like oh bro come on why you set me up so good now I got to say something yeah it's okay let just say it you set me up so good I make a joke about how Asians have tiny little penises I got I got to take I got to take it it's too good not to but I don't know like if if I'm around strangers I can I can hold back but if I'm around friends I feel like I got to go that's kind of my thing though is usually it's something hack it's usually stupid as ████ stupid as ████ but you see it and you got to let it go yeah I get could
11:53 you could you make fun of disabled animals that like a dog I guess like a three a dog I mean they kind of make fun of themselves they're into it I saw one of the these dogs that had no front paws and so they're just walking around like people oh ████ and I was like that's that's it makes fun of itself you know what I think why people don't like it is because they they think it's coming from a mean-spirited place that's very true whereas I come at it like I'm coming at it as like the way you make fun of a cute kid so it's like you find things adorable you make fun of it right like I don't know some people don't even like people making fun of cute kids yeah they're so sensitive I think kids are a hot topic for a lot of people you think kids are hot what about um could you make fun of could you make fun of a guy
12:45 that was um like sexually assaulted by a woman yeah I'll make fun of that abolutely yeah especially I don't care I'm sorry but not only do I make fun of them I'm envious the kids who get assaulted by hot teachers are like dude that part that part dude well it depends on the hotness of the girl the more Fogo she is I feel sorry and I can't make fun of him can you make can you make fun of a family that lost everything due to their father's medical bills from having cancer most God damn that's brutal bro that's hard to find the humor in but I think Joe could do it this ████ too why he's doing it straight face I was just thinking about my friend who told me um this one girl he was at a party they all got drun drunk big girl and he woke up to her riding riding him riding the ████ out of
13:37 his dick come on yeah come on did he bust or what yeah did he finish or did he get a hernia or something what's going on he said he was hard so he had to finish well if you wake up into it it's not really you know as a man you finish what you start yeah but also okay Contex wise sounds like she started he wasn't telling me sad and broken down yeah that's good he was telling me embarrassingly as if like yeah he's like hey this is between us wise boys forever yo right like I can't believe I went through with that right but a part of me wants the flip side of him crying and telling me because I think that's funnier that is funnier that is way f it is a better it is a better story yeah so I'm like yeah
14:27 that is actually funnier to me I why but like I like the idea that he he he broke his hot streak he's he's actually a goodlooking pretty boy so that the contrast the imagery was so funny it's like a big gorilla on a little tiny chimpanzee he might be into gorillas he's so hard yeah the gorilla made him so hardill or maybe he's just telling you that side of the story but really he knew he was awake the whole time yeah I think he was awake told me a similar story and he's a dancer oh really mhm M uhoh and he is a good-look fella has sex a lot [Laughter] oh just saying pretty sure it was him pretty sure it was sounds like the St sound like they line up exactly oh man oh man
15:19 I don't know could you make fun of like the AIDS epidemic of the 80s oh I can't wait dude it's especially when it involves gays could you do it in front of me cuz my uncle dad he's sensitive to that can you I think I actually think it's wrong if you don't do it in front of someone who has a Aid AIDS AIDS patient family member good point St all right what about religions can you guys make fun of religions everything but Islam yeah that that's actually my thought too hey Islam's tight everything but Islam yeah I don't I don't I don't's too tight it's too sick I won't touch it I don't ████ that ████ don't ████ say anything St okay you want to say what's going on we want to retire in Dubai one day we want to we want to retire in Dubai one day yeah do you want suicide bombers showing up at your house yeah brother chill
16:09 there's consequences there's consequences okay Ting Ting Ting Ting we don't do that we don't do that because you can't you can't shoot an explosive it'll still explode in front of your house yeah no I'm going shoot the hand that's why I practice every week tongue remote gone ah out boom there you go slap them slap them and then just take his pants off and just drive him like that love it just like a cartoon just like a cartoon speaking of that you guys hear about that freaking uh those eight dudes that got caught Los we did we talked about it yesterday we talked about yesterday this repeat information now everyone's clicking off the video sorry sorry stay on every no they're clicking right off of the ████ no wait we can move on but yeah no no you want to say something can you make fun of um let's say uh in infant burn victims oh
17:02 my Lord yeah well if they're just getting burned by like a comic a roas I mean it's happening right now how like can I make fun of oh like you're talking about an actual physical burn victim yeah oh give me some time and I'll work on it yeah that's that's a hard one it's you know what it is I think it's difficult when it's happening in the moment yeah it's yeah it's the too soon um it's a too soon thing you know who I could ever make fun of but when is it not happening I could never make fun of Robert Craft or Tom Brady's kids Robert Craft is very sacred to all of us off limits who's Robert Craft the guy who got jerked off at a Patriots oh oh that guy I couldn't ever make fun of him and I could never make fun of Tom Brady's children for me it's Rachel dolal because she was a Ally to the movement and as my black sistera you
17:54 know what I mean like I just yeah I just I just feel like she did more good than much respect you have too much respect and it's like at the end of the day it's what you identify as not what you actually are oh genetically I could never make fun of Indian people while Ryan's in the room yeah I could step out ID wait till he leaves yeah get one I'd wait till he leaves or it goes to the bathroom Indian people y That's why you guys are always laughing when I'm taking ████ yeah it's hard to make fun of a lot of people these days I think um a lot of things are not funny when it's real like you know in the past couple of years all the ████ that I would have made fun of is just real now oh like dudes that want to CH chop their dicks off or like yeah
18:45 they're just and they're like they're like it's just I'm in disbelief like none of this stuff is I'm like is everyone crazy this s███'s ████ funny but then after a while it's not funny cuz it's just real it's real now yeah yeah and I'm like man it's not funnym but that is why South Park gets away with everything because you're you're seeing a cartoon yeah I think I think I think dude Mr Garrison is real yeah who's Mr Garrison and the teacher that's ████ he's gay and then he became lesbian he became treser and he just it just keeps changing those types of people exist yeah or like the the one Admiral that would like to dress like a lady you know what I'm talking about yeah I do like in the '90s that would be like an In Living Color character yeah I mean that was yeah that was in even replaying that right now would make people uncomfortable yeah but that's
19:35 like a real person that's in charge of like 50 ships or whatever oh right like and it's not like a comic relief yeah it's like they have the like power to like ████ push missiles across the board like dang yeah sensitive everything's sensitive right now honestly can you make how about this can you make fun of like veterans like mentally that PTSD I do all the time they're called homeless people you you respect to you it's crazy so many of them are actually homeless I think a lot of them are fake too think they're fake a lot of them one time I saw someone I was like oh army or whatever marine or whatever yeah and I was like oh what unit were you with and
20:25 he just immediately was like he like the that was like a simple that was a simple gun it was just a simple question and I was just curious and then uh and then yeah I was like oh I don't think that guy's real so you think he's laring could be just trying to make more tips in this day and age I can't believe people actually try to lar like the military I know man how dare you lar I know I make fun of larpers well I mean that's punching up yeah yeah yeah they have something they have something we don't guys who do the ████ like the the with they're dress like ████ King Arthur and ████ oh yeah oh dude those guys are having the time of your lives we're hating From Below them I I know that it's definitely punching down but that remember that video the guy going lightning bolt lightning bolt he's throwing rice at his
21:15 FR ████ yeah throwing the ball with the little light ball lightning ball one of the best which doesn't make sense cuz there's a cool down rate for spells by the way you can't just catch spam it I know right he uses Mana he used all of his man he probably had mad cat's Contour with the he hit the turbo on it he probably configured it so that he expends his hit points instead of magic he's that guy when you play pretend he has unlimited bullets and then when you shoot him he says oh uh you missed me yeah and then you go ████ I I shot you straight up and you're like well I had a force field all I hate those guys yeah you're supposed to take turns going back and forth
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