0:00 [Music] yo so there's this dude who recently was on an interview where he was uh lost at sea for 438 days that's so long he ends up saying that he had the best sex ever out there with himself is he like hallucinating what do you think he crap oh you ever see life a pie what the don't knock until you try it the other day we ████ on a crab but this time I know I know what it is and you're going to say it's sad and so are some others it was because for once the sex was voluntary Jesus so he's a rapist at se I don't
0:51 know I was just trying to play with your trying to Nuke every video today how do we get demonetized SE has been pretty wild today oh my goodness sorry dude you're the one that poses these crazy questions no not at all none of these things into it did it this is your fault Anthony F up how could you force him to do that he said he had the greatest sex ever by himself for 400 Days by himself in the middle I never even said by himself was this some Pirates you guys started say he ████ the crap he did this he did it finally voluntarily he ████ a crab is the stupidest thing I've ever heard at least like a a blowfish or something I wonder if he ████ the crab maybe maybe that's what he do okay so this dude was that se for 14 months all right and this story is crazy because
1:42 basically he set out from Mexico and he planned a 30-hour round trip to do some deep sea fishing he was joined by fellow fisherman Ezekiel Cordoba Ezekiel he was 22 at the time uh but into their Journey a storm happened and they got Shipwrecked because of bad weather Dr a pack of spare tire they spent 10 weeks surviving on Turtles blood and fish but Cordoba eventually became unwell and died on the boat oh god oh no dude uhoh no it's not there though alvara ended up lost to se for 438 days total during which he claimed he had the best sex ever with the corpse no we're not there Jesus Christ after living alone at Sea uh he ended up
2:32 washing up on the island of Imon at to which was 6,700 Mi away from Mexico and was able to get help from there and then he met a crab and then he met a crab yeah yeah the big old claw big claw that's it love it really really hope so one day had to like pass the time uh when they saw airplanes go by they would imagine things like what do you think that they're having they would create these amazing feasts in their head about what people would be eating on airplanes and this became like a a passage of time experience you said days cuz him and his buddy are both alive still yeah at the time oh I heard about this story boys they're F I'll let you finish go double news Joe double news doubling doubling double news the news is double news in front of our
3:23 eyes but when their imagination takes over when there's absolutely nothing and they're in hallucinating starvation mode Things become very very intense so when they would imagine feasts that would bring them the most like emotional Joy thinking about what could taste a certain they were literal Lost Boys yeah they they're eating glop and ████ and ████ cracking the ████ bird of a seagull and then they could drink the blood like that but then they're just like oh my God it's like a whole Feast they got a rack of lamb they're like oh my goodness but in real life they're just cracking the turtle shell drinking the ████ Glo juice yeah Glo and Juice he said he said the one of the best meals of his life were one of those imaginary meals that he had at se and then he imagined like a ████ hot girl
4:13 and then they he imagined a hot girl and they were ████ each other yeah yeah yeah and then he said the best sex I ever had in my life was at that was the imaginary sex as well wait it was just purely imaginary it purely imaginary have we just never admit this ████ holy why would you write this to the ████ why would you tell any I think he wrote it in a book to the Mirror yep yeah can I double news now double news now all right so so good the family sh boy wants to come in the family of the that the the the guy that died he's suing they're suing the writer of the book a million dollars why because they're like not only did you ████ eat my family member which isn't proven but they assume they think he ate him they're like you ████ ate him and now you're profiting off of the story on him and you owe ████ they didn't sue until he had the book yeah
5:03 wow for real you can do that damn man so if like you just in a situation with somebody and you talk about it and you write about it they can sue you for that I don't know it's Mexican courts they probably like dude that that is a tight move if you want to kill somebody you say hey let's go on a boat let's go on a boat ride and you say you got Shipwrecked for a whole year plan around storm oh ████ dude sorry ████ you have you have personal Provisions enough for a whole year just so you're you're going be like this is my book writing Journey yeah exactly and then you get a good story out of it I'm only going to go fishing with my wife then I ain't going to go no no guys smart cuz they're going to try to have sex with you after exactly guys we're going to wait for you get all hungry it's just my wife cool hey that's sick you you can ████ as much as you want I know and it's not a legal you can still have imaginary sex too exactly it might be the best sex that we ever had do you ever have do you ever have double sex what's that double
5:54 what's double sex in your mind it's a different person but then you're thinking about more sex Stu just ongoing you're having you're having sex missionary you're thinking of doing from behind your fantasy is just adjacent double news double sex Joe's add is so great that I think he probably could do that yeah you're good at it I could be in and out while in and out at in- and out too y ████ thinking about all want that's crazy that we lived on ████ seagull blood that's crazy Turtles man I wonder damn and they didn't have any tools like to not like they just had to crack the neck and and just drink out of the beak or some ████ slurp it up yeah or like the turtle 400 Days is crazy that's a long time that's a really long time yeah 14 months is ████ a long were they on
6:45 Island no they were on a boat their boat was blown off course by a storm became damaged got stranded on an island uh no they eventually got to an island 6700 not even they cuz the other guy was dead yeah then he got to an island 6700 mil away eventually um their boat was damaged in the storms and the fisherman was forced to dump around 500 kg of fresh fish that they had caught he was able kg why he was a here's the crazy part he was able to call for help on his boat's radio before it stopped working but there was no way to move the boat uh and the broken vessel began to drift in the Pacific Ocean so the people couldn't even find them ████ oh ████ so he was stuck on the Pacific Ocean for 438 days and no rescuer was able to come to his Aid DN much of the fishing gear had become damaged by the storm as well meaning that food supplies for the two became low search efforts responding to his
7:36 call for help only lasted 2 days before they were called off and the fisherman said that Cordoba eventually refused to eat after becoming sick from eating raw food and starved to death damn D the ocean's crazy before he died Cordoba asked that alvarenga not eat his body instead it was tipped overboard after 6 days as alvara had started talking to it and was worried that he was going insane damn that's heavy bro oh and then they end he eventually washed up 438 days later on the Marshall Islands in the middle of the Pacific thousands of miles from where he had started he said at times he could see other ships but couldn't be rescued by them since he had no equipment that could signal his distress to them seeing other ships and then this was the boat that washed up that he was in Marshall Island it was it was a boat like
8:26 that I thought it was like a at least like a one of those is Marshall Islands like all the way yeah isn't that like all the way in the like the the West Pacific what what the island that he washed upon like the Marshall Islands like I mean 6700 miles away 6,700 miles away that's further than Hawaii wow is it yeah that's ████ crazy I think there there was a big uh War like during World War II a big thing happened on the Marshall Islands so that's like drifting from Long Beach past Hawaii that's ████ insane dude and a little dingy like that dude imagine if you had to go to all through that and it was just he washed up at Channel Islands that'd be cool and he could have seen the LA the whole time it really sucks to be like
9:16 let's say this guy's telling the truth imagine what it feels like to have like a pack with your friend that you're not going to eat him and you decide to just roll the dice on catching more birds and then at the end of it people are like nah you ate that fool yeah I could ████ up like that's like one of the most meaningful things you've ever done and then people are like cap and you're getting sued by the family that's why you can't tell the internet anything cuz everyone does that ████ it's like oh you're lying D this ████ how much do you think he covered up well when you're going insane and when you're starving also though it's like you start rationalizing weird ways right like the crab had a I know it did I saw it I dumped this body overboard I don't eat it out of Honor but it's eaten anyway you know what I mean wh was going
10:06 to ████ me I might as well that's why you just got to take the book for fiction cuz you got to remember the author is ████ his imaginary friend and ████ so you can't trust nobody that talks like that this is a double jeopardy moment he might as well go back and eat that ████ anyway have you guys seen that documentary with the Indian boy the documentary of lafa pie when he gets Shipwrecked there's a docent he's chill yeah he's chill with a tiger yeah Mr Parker isn't that just life of pie I thought it was a documentary it's a documentary yeah it came out a couple years ago turned out he was dreaming the whole time it gave me a real idea Richard Parker of what it's like life on the boat far away in the Pacific and I think that's the case here it's honestly the same story it is thous say I know it did I just I saw it it was a really good movie really good
10:57 life was amazing it was a great documentary remember at the end when he's at the hospital and then they're just like this ████ made that ████ up yeah that didn't happen I thought that it was about believing no it's not that he made it up it's that it's that that that the animals representative people it was a battle of himself well yeah cuz he's dulu yeah dulu holy ████ hell yeah
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