0:00 thank you [Music] welcome back to careful boys where we are currently off the road whoa we're doing it guys off of the record off of the record you want to be racist go ahead you want to be a bigot get right to it knock yourself out do it bigotry is my middle name no that is that the topic today no the topic today the top five biggest moments of your life try to think about this one because there could be something really major you forgot about what is the time that you walked away from a violent encounter that could have potentially either hurt you or someone else what is the time that you walked away from buying you guys think I'm so hardcore but I'm really not that hardcore you've always walked into it straight up
0:50 I walked into the fire not away from it uh I think I told the story here but there was a this homeless dude and this homeless lady fighting across the street from my house have I told you guys about that story I don't know I don't remember that and um I thought the guy was gonna like beat the ████ out of her so I was like I was across the street and I was trying to be they're probably like where that doorway is and I'm like hey you know that's really far you guys gotta you guys gotta stop let's say it right and then the guy was like call the cops man she's gonna be my ████ ass and I was like oh wait I don't want to call the cops with the girls beating the guys out the guy they were like fighting and he was like she was shoving them girl fist fighting yeah and the guy was just like he was he was being more defensive but I was like man I was worried that like he was gonna punch her in the ████ head or
1:40 something and I was gonna be there standing like watching how come you didn't want to call the cops well it's a lot of work yeah dude you got a car yeah bro I don't like talking to people on the phone bro I don't like doing all that you know yeah I get I get anxiety I get anxiety from talking to people on the phone so what do I do I go across the street and I'm like hey uh you guys gotta stop because if I call the cops you know you guys are gonna get in trouble and send me a whole ████ thing man yeah I won't do that I gotta go to work in an hour bro I can't I can't do this ████ I'm stopping home for lunch and I gotta start cooking so eat your cold watermelon you know I mean no that's for later bro like every night yeah you ████ idiot dude yeah so so that so they start fighting and ████ and then she's like spitting on him she's ripping this ████ shirt and I'm like hey guys can you please stop like please stop and then pretty much you know the more cussing more shoving and
2:30 eventually they left but then I crossed the street went back to my house and I thought I was like I was probably dumb I probably shouldn't have done that I like inserted myself in there but in my head I like to think I saved both of them but then you didn't walk away though that's I did it opposite of what nah but I still I kept my that's opposite I kept my distance you know what I mean I just was like hey you guys gotta stop you guys got to stop wow yeah so they continue they continued the violence no they stopped they stopped oh they did they stopped and they walked away so you made the world a little bit peaceful a little bit better I'm I'm a real Peacemaker bro but that was the only that's the only ████ time that I could think of I was taking Nikki to this party it was it was like downtownish right and we were trying to find where the ████ it is because you know downtown is like such a nightmare especially in like one of these places where it's like some company rented out
3:21 this like place and like yeah we all know where it is but nobody knows where the ████ it is it's an industrial Warehouse yeah exactly so nobody knows where the ████ it is so it's like probably 11 o'clock 11 130 through these do so we're walking down the street trying to find this like where this Warehouse is they're these two dudes and they're ████ drunk as ████ and they're just yelling ████ non-stop yelling ████ I'm holding Nikki I can feel her like a little like tensing up yeah a little bit nervous and so to these guys I'm just like yo shut the ████ up and then they immediately turn and they're like hey don't get knocked out don't get knocked out bro bro bro bro don't get no job bro bro bro bro and then he's like what the ████ Steve no please and I'm like I'm like what
4:12 what are they gonna do they're so ████ drunk they can't even run at me right now they trip over their own shoes um but basically like you know Nikki was even more scared she's like you know you in a situation where the uh which is fair I understand so then I I was like okay fine and so I just walked her away into my car and then we got the ████ out of there well these guys are like like one of them like was like throwing a shoe at me like on the way out of there and they're like flipping me off well if they're throwing a shoe they haven't you have nothing to worry about I wasn't worried about them anyway but that's the point is that you know I guess I walked away but I was just it was not a threatening situation to me but they put to Nikki she's like holy ████ this is crazy I can't remember once uh this was I think maybe just six months ago I was in Houston with Nadine and we were uh we're watching the UFC fight at like a bar I really wanted it
5:02 was like a big one that was going on and so um we we got he got alcoholic drinks I got non-alcoholic drinks because you guys know myself I'm crazy I'll take a black coffee and then it was it was one of those really cool places where they got like a big old screen in the back and they got those cool little lights those little like tungsten whatever was it 4 45 in the afternoon no no this is late this is like probably like eight pm oh ████ ████ man sports like looking at us watch the whole game racing the sunrise there yeah I'm gonna have to go to bed pretty soon we're sitting there watch the UFC fight and then you know me how like I just pound non-alcoholic drinks like crazy because the water's deep so I put I put like four like not unsweetened iced teas down and then I went to the bathroom when I went to the bathroom obviously it was drunk people and stuff this guy as
5:53 as I was coming in he comes up to me he's like oh like like all drunk like breathing and he bumps me in the shoulder and he walks away and uh it was crazy because like when I was in college I was looking for events like disrespect yeah I was like ████ it's ████ time ████ you're searching for it yeah but after you did that I was just like oh ████ like who Am I who am I and I just went to go pee and when I went to go pee I was like dude I'm ████ proud of myself I'm not I'm not the same person so as soon as I came out you didn't feel hurt like a little bit of ego hurt like I needed to kill there wasn't a bird on the shoulder here it'd be like you're a little ████ boy yeah and he's like a little little tissue paper in his nose oh my God no I was just like that was like a shame Ted Joe that was sitting there as well she's
6:44 laughing at Bart nobody can see you you could just jack off [Laughter] everybody that's long hair Joe you got the corner urinal this is the best place to jack off I've done it here twice already yeah and I was just like I think you're squeezing after you pee and I was like damn that's that's crazy because I remember even like in that early college like high school era where when something like that happens kind of like the the physiological effects of what you feel like oh ████ I'm not ████ alive this is the ████ I was ████ born to do you feel Goosebumps and it's almost like you won the lottery and then for for none of that to happen and just go oh ████ oh my bad and then just kind of like
7:34 take like the mature route and like none of it has to ever even go there I texted you I was like oh my God you won't believe what just happens dude ████ shoulder check me and I'm just gonna go sit down and enjoy the the fights on TV nothing happens it feels like cool I'll see you in 15 minutes did you like have afterthoughts do you have like flashes like while you were watching the ████ fight on TV did you start like having little mini flashes that in your subconscious where you're like I could ████ do that to that guy I can ████ choke hold this ████ no none of it wow I'm so proud of you I just actually hey what about this honest honest question what if you bumped into Geo oh dude that's different you would ████ him up huh she's a gangster what does Bart do ████ jump on his shoulders and rip his ears off and that's fine that's fine
8:24 bro Donkey Kong on Mortal Kombat oh yeah dude you got a good vertical height oh I got one actually go ahead it better actually be the ████ real thing it's like it's another homeless guy watch nah this is like across the street we played no watermelon he's like I'm further away I have a mega folks he's on the 710 North I call them I say hey you guys better stop I was in a bat it was like a it was like a adult league basketball game and one of my teammates he was a little hothead he would like pick fights with everybody and stuff so he's picking a fight with his one guy is it Jason Chen no no no this is he's actually three Jason Chen's that's how tall he was oh ████ um and he was picking a fight with this other guy on the team so I went in tried to break it up I was like no no I'm trying to pull my guy away and then the other team his guy comes up to
9:16 me he's like this short little ████ little stubby little Mexican dude he comes up to me and I didn't even see him he comes from the side grabs him by my neck and then like shoves me and he like gets in my face trying to fight me when you have nothing to do with it bro I wasn't trying to break up the fight oh ████ you know damn and then he he tries to get in my face he's like let's ████ he's like in my face like let's ████ fight right now ████ you up and then in my head I just was like like just relax like be cool and then I just told him I was like all right if you want to fight we can fight after the game that's all I said and we still had like another quarter like half a quarter if you ever get into fight you gotta text anyone come watch I'm not dude there was no guarantee you want to fight hold on one second hey Bart how long will it take you to get here just turn your IG light off but it's like I'm coming from Vegas right now or it's like I'm going to bed at 15 minutes I've seen Nick tee off on ████
10:13 like ████ like Roy Jones Jr ████ boom boom Miss Boom Boom Boom like that kind of ████ she's full of ████ yeah I've seen him I've seen him take away the confidence of six-foot guys ████ beautiful because they come in confident right and then you can see them like just giving up Steve's confident over six feet can can you show us nah dude I'll probably suck that dude nickel get down on his knees and start opening his mouth get it back no but it's it's a it's a beauty to watch him it's ████ race sick now so he he's getting in my face and I'm like all right if you want to fight we can fight after the game because I knew he was gonna ████ out because because it's like it's like the heat of them once you think about it a little yeah people puff up their chances like I'm I was the smallest guy in the court for sure and this is probably when I was like 22 so I was like even smaller than I am now the matter of fact thing
11:04 is pretty good too like if you want to fight we do it after the game all right I was pretty ████ mad I was I was like fired up I was like oh okay you want to fight like you want to be a tough guy obviously I'm like trying to be cool and stuff in my head but uh and then the game ends we finish and then I'm like where you at Doc I probably shouldn't have even done this again I think you're not doing the Walk Away part of the story but I like this no no but but he was and then he was like running out he just left he just left because he ████ and then ever since then he saw you he saw me he saw you do this I was like where you at where you at and would you have fun if he was like right here Nick I don't know maybe maybe at that age I didn't know you're gonna say Nick for some reason even though that's his name but good good call he left and then afterwards every time we played him again in that League he was like really nice to me so oh hey you yeah you well you made him
11:55 respect you yeah so you used verbal Jiu Jitsu you did like an alpha dog move basically I was scared I was scared I win like guys like that um puff their chest at you and if you give them weakness like if you at least if you if you actually tried a reason to go dude I'm not trying to fight and immediately when they know that they try to punk you harder because they know you're not gonna fight back which I was trying to be a nice person and you're taking that Advantage now I have to fight you and then they turn it around again like I'm gonna ████ call the cops it's like you're the ████ bully here what are you doing yeah people are wild dude yeah people get people get wild especially in like sport atmospheres like that like you see I see so many people getting fights on basketball courts way like so much happens all the time that's why I
12:46 stopped playing basketball people try to ████ fight you all the time I had a proud walk away moment in a basketball uh we were actually playing at this church that we used to always play at and I think I was going up for like a layup or something and this dude he uh back elbowed me like like through like that because you I don't know he was just very aggressive and then so I went up hit my face fell to the ground and I got up and then like Dave is like you're bleeding and I was like oh ████ and then like in the Heat of the Moment you know all I'm trying to do is like go and like wash up and stuff and then like I was like wait this guy didn't apologize he's still playing aggressively I think I should have put him in his place but before I knew it he was already walking on the other side of the gate walking away do you remember this but you know how we used to always play games like that
13:37 right yeah we're just strangers and stuff yeah and then someone said to me I thought you were gonna ████ him up and I was like oh that hurt my ego a little bit maybe I should chase after him and ████ ████ him up now because maybe I should have done something but it was it just all happened so fast but in my head I was like also that's a accident and and we're always playing at the at the basketball courts there if if we ruin it I ruin it for everybody yeah but that's when my I knew I changed because I was like oh I don't have to um find this guy and I don't obsess over thinking about like like having to get any revenge like like because I'm hurt you know yeah the the guy that I was like oh ████ I think Joe really changed was uh the dude at JJ's
14:27 what happened what happened oh you were there I told him to shut the ████ up and I pushed him and I walked away at the restaurant Joe was like straight up like this in the middle yeah yeah like twice she's like get away from he's like in your space though he's a linger I like Joe that'll whoop his ass right there and he was one of those guys where like sometimes you'll talk to somebody I like my personal space when I have a conversation somebody especially with somebody I'm not that close yeah like so you start talking you start scooting away and then you don't get the hand they go oh okay and then they scoot away and they go oh yeah yeah hold on and they start talking a little closer he was one of those ████ guys yeah because I had a flashback of like wanting to actually like do this grab him bring him outside and just ████ repeatedly slap him and I was like just slaps wrestling style wrestling style wrestling Style
15:18 but it it went away in a Flash and I was able to laugh at it and then while I'm driving you know home I was I was basically telling my friend like check your friend dude he's ████ stupid he's gonna get his ass kicked one day yeah and he goes oh I'm sorry we all know this but there's just something off with them so I was like okay he's lucky that you were that nice man that's ████ weird I think also because I knew his friend I gave him that little bit of like yeah you know we have a mutual friend so but dude what the hell right like that was one of the weirdest and it's very loud so it's like it was so weird what's wrong with you man yeah but um he's shoving his phone in your face hey look at this look at this look look violating that personal space talk to my friend like ████ remember this guy and you're like no I don't know who the ████ that is
16:08 Anthony do you have any stories I feel like no no violence comes near your way yeah you're with your Wiggly boy that's what I mean I feel like it every anyone around Anthony either has a bone or a wet ████ sex house those are your only options yeah yeah this is your only uh there was a there was a time where uh we had a Quest Crew gig in Chicago and then you walked away and the person died no we were just uh so we walked into this like bar it was like before the show and we walked into this bar at night where like the student you know when you go to a place where the students are listening they go oh come to this cool bar we'll take you oh yeah and it's just like okay cool bar or whatever and then um we'd go in there
16:59 and then I guess because so many like it's like the Asian Association of that college usually will have you so you all go out and it just looks like a s███████ of Asians and then we go into this bar and then these like two guys lock up like right when I walked in these two dudes went up and they were like how the ████ just so many of you just come in here right now like they're like how'd you guys repopulate so ████ fast and I was like not bad I'm just kind of like stunned I'm like what is this this guy's like intro to be like I'm just playing but like it never came like he just kept saying more ████ was he Asian as well no he was he was too it was a black dude and a white dude so it was pretty funny and then um tag team Race and I was just a little bit like I wasn't I was mad at first and then I started to understand like what the ████ because he starts going yeah we really ████ bombed the ████ out of you guys back there didn't we no
17:49 he's like what are you doing wait was this like a part of like Steve's family was his grandpa that's why I freaked out I was like is this my grandfather I was like he went to a lot of ours this guy looked they were like younger than me and I was like let's stick up Japanese because they started saying these ████ crazy you think they were just trying to get into a fight yeah my friends absolutely they would do that all the time and just say the wildest ████ so they could get into fist fight yeah and they they did bomb the ████ out of you guys they're like why the ████ they're like why the ████ so many ████ Japs here all of a sudden like none of us are Japanese caps who says that anymore oh yeah but he don't think he was there but he starts speaking this British accent whoa what the ████ yeah it was just like it was super strange because like I expected to be mad but I was more like confused you were shocked where was
18:39 this at Chicago you usually don't get mad till like after the incident and you actually think about it you're like okay I'm also really good at weighing cost yeah and to me like I have a I have a special like personal rule I don't know when I made this up but if if a guy's trying to fight with me and I don't think he's better looking with than me I don't think it's a fair fight because I don't think it's even you're never gonna have a fair fight you sexy ████ I don't think he's all like he's not as pretty I'm a much sexier man we're not putting the same amount of money on the table then because this guy's gonna look like ████ after a pounding I can lose you know I don't know something nice I'm like that's not fair you know but if it's a guy that's prettier than me then like I could actually you know win a pretty good pot so in red that's what I'm saying dude create it I'm sexy and I
19:29 know it it was actually about you it was actually about Ryan or if it's a guy who's not that good looking you could make him look better like potentially corrective corrective surgery free plastic surgery cosmetic assault is what we call it yeah so then I I just wasn't motivated to fight because they were both like you know pretty you know they weren't no attractive guys yeah and they were dumb so I'm like I don't think this is like I don't want to know that like I broke my nose or something over like a random ass fight that I have no like there's no what is it called I have no interest in it yeah yeah as a kid I felt like you had so much to prove and then as I get older I'm like I don't give a ████ yeah it's like if you got a fight with this guy like that's not a good story or even if a guy that came up to me says all kinds of ████ racist ████ and like let's say ████ peed on my car or whatever I'm just like you know I'll
20:19 just go to the car wash like I don't know like even if he ████ on my leg I'm like I'll just watch take a shower just letting him do each of these things in a row yeah it's just so this is the line you guys we're gonna test it later too earlier he's like yeah I did a men's health shoot and they were sticking fingers up my ass and ████ but I guess it's part of how you get like the best camera shot I don't know and I didn't get paid so years ago right I had an encounter um right in front of barbell uh I was parked in my car I just finished working out and then I was just like fiddling with my phone thank God my car was locked because I heard my door like trying to like someone was trying to open it so I looked and it was this guy and I thought he was just like trying to talk to me or whatever but then he looked directly in my eye and it was bloodshot red like and he was a cholo
21:10 bald head ████ like gangstered out and I was like holy ████ right so I turned on my car and I pulled out and I drove up because I was like what the ████ is happening right and then I pulled down my window and I was like what are you doing and he goes ████ you I'll ████ kill you and I was like oh ████ so I boned out for a little bit but I was like you're a ████ dude exactly I ran away from a violent situation but then I was like what if he goes in barbell like I don't know like so let me see what he does skinny people in barbell nowadays you know what I mean it's like so I busted at you and then I wanted to like follow him in a distance so I was just driving up to see what he was doing and he was actually harassing two members oh no so two guys they weren't one of the buff guys they're like one of the guys I just started right and they were standing there looking scared so I was when I drove up
22:03 I was like hey ████ you right and then because I want him to come to me yeah and then so I drove up a little bit because he turned around and he started chasing so I drove up a little bit and I said yeah yeah ████ you and I drove up a little bit and then he kept chasing me like an idiot right and then the other guys yeah basically and then the other guys were able to like run away so I boned out and then uh I came back again to see if he was still there I parked my car went inside and then I was telling everybody um and I guess like the the the members either went back or someone talked to him one of the employees talked to them and said is everything okay we had to call the cops apparently they're just like yeah that guy was just trying to fight us like find a reason to fight he smelled like alcohol he was like deranged yeah and then so that kind of ████ was like you know I could have been this big dude
22:54 like let's get out of the car and like duke it out like men but I'm like that guy was insane and that ████ was scary dude or something yeah I don't know like that was some scary ████ but I was like I guess I kind of ran from that situation you did you tucked your tail between your legs you came back and you drew the yeah you baited his ass off and you saved me a Nick you big man your big boy I know like I'm protected in my car and ████ ████ you ████ dude [Music]
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