0:00 What if those guys are like, "There's a protest? We're stuck here as hell hot and then what the f███?" You know, I don't know if they ever thought about it like that, but Now you're making Key and Peele sketches. That's good. That's ins- Can delete this part. I'm going to save it for a skit. What? Yeah. Welcome to a very divisive episode of Careful Boys where we're going to figure out today who actually deserves to be deported. Oh my god. Me. Me. Us. This whole table. We're out. You think so? Yeah. If Okay, you you just got to see like what the perks are because if they're going to pay for your ticket all this Dude. All expenses paid. First class. Just get deported, free vacation, and what you do is you just pull your passport back out when you come back in. That's smart. Well, first you have to you have to pull and say you're you're
0:51 someone who on this. You say, "I'm a illegal." So you're saying They won't know though. They're just going to go, "Oh, we're deporting this guy." Yeah, they'll like if they're collecting people in the vans, you just walk up and you be like, "No English." Is that all it takes you think? If I do that, I think they'll just get called racist. Honestly, cuz that's a good that's a really good observation. How would they know? come they they'll be like, "Where are you going? Where where are you from?" He goes, "Japan." And then they they sent me to Japan. I have a vacation, see my mom, all this And then I just come right back home with my passport. Honestly, people are going to say I need to get deported out of this table. They're going to say I need to get deported, but then I'm so dumb wherever deport to they're going to say you need to go back to America. So it wouldn't work. They're going to deport you. They're going to redeport me. Yeah, you you you you get deported from both places. Hell, this guy's IQ zero. Put him back.
1:42 I Yeah, I'm just going to ride bikes. Do you think um do you think everybody who's illegal deserves to be deported? No. Why? What's the difference do you think? I think I mean obviously if you if you came from a criminal background, you know, same same story like oh criminal like you got that going and you continue to do that, you need to go. You're out of here. You're out of here cuz you never learn from your mistake. Okay. People who are working hard and show proof that you are working hard You're not you're not A MENACE TO YOU'RE OUT OF HERE. YEAH. GONE. TAKE IT AWAY. THAT'S GOOD. That's good. I feel menace to society. You could stay in America. No, they they don't want to stay. Oh, my
2:32 bad. My bad. I misread that. Look, look, if you're a good dude, if you're working hard, you're going to school, you're serving the country, you're chilling, you're cool. You stay. You know, let's just let's get some paperwork done. Let's do our best. Yeah. But once again I saw a video of a guy who a lady who's like, "That's my husband. He's lived here for 30 years. They're deporting him." And I'm like, "Baby, he had 30 years to like do something about it, man. God, he had 30 years, brother." That's a lot of time. The argument is the argument the argument is they tried and they still couldn't. So they probably gave up or it was too expensive to fake lot of it is money. A lot of it a lot of it is there, right? The fake lawyers would even do that. That's a scam. They'd be scamming people trying to get their citizenship. Korean family I know
3:22 scammed you know, scammed all these Korean families like my dad got scammed and that's why he had to leave. And the scam is they just keep prolonging like, "Oh, you got another day. You got another day. You got another day." You ever seen that happen to people? I think everyone under 18 the DACA stuff should should play cuz like think about in Subin's situation or even um I know this my friend's actually taking care of his former business partner's kid because he went to jail and then he's in jail locked up. He's going to be there for 12 years. He has a kid. He's 12 years old. And then so my my buddy's just like uh you know, call He's not in the state, so he called his friend to go pick him up living with them. He's paying for all of his bills and ████ and he goes, "What do you do? Like do you process them?" This is where DACA might work.
4:12 Because one he he's culturally American. So he's a foreign national cuz he was born there, but he came very early to America. So he went through the school system. He doesn't speak any other language but English. All of his friends are here, right? So someone might look at that and go like, "Well, he's illegal, so he just needs to go back. That's just how it is." But then he he also is a strange from his family. So he's a minor and if they send him back, he has no persons to take care of him. Language you got to relearn. And then he's full he's like he's American as he can be. It's just status-wise he's just not American citizen. So I don't know if that's probably I don't know is that how DACA works where it's like if you're a minor? Yeah, it's like it's it's not that's What you said it does work, but it also
5:02 works in the different ways, you know, you don't you don't have to be like coming through illegally. Technically, I guess people said you can be illegal and you came in illegally. You can do it whatever whatever. It's it's pretty much you have you're here because your parents brought you here. Yeah, so it's the parents broke the law, right? So they're saying that the minor it's not their fault. So like I I think I don't know if this already exists, but if there is a fair way would be well when you're 18 let's say you you didn't commit any crimes or whatever then you should be able to process yourself as a citizen and go through the right way. Because then it's not your fault that your parents It's not. came here and then abandoned you or went to jail or like whatever cuz it's like what are you supposed to do? You're a kid. Yeah. So in those cases I feel like they should stay. They should get a job first
5:52 I think. I don't really think it's it's cool like it's fair to like throw a kid out of the country and yeah. Yeah. So let me But if the kid committed a crime, peace, bro. That's like a non-negotiable for most of you guys? Like if they did a it's something illegal they got caught, they should just be deported. You know, I think maybe a fair trial. If they if they're like Like if if they committed something and it's not horrible have the lawyer and do your best to fight for it saying it was just Not if you stole gum. Peace, bro. What if he's like pirating movies and like what do you say? What is the right? Like if your record says if your record says one thing if your if your record says one thing, but also it's different, right? If it's 18 and under it's juvenile. You got into a fight. Okay, it's Well, see that's I think that's the part that I I I did hear that uh let's say that they do that where
6:43 like, "Okay, you you're fine as long as you don't commit a crime." But then I I heard something where like then people are going to start really like reporting people they don't like if they do one little thing knowing that they have that it's knowing they have that leverage over you. If they know you're illegal, then they're just going to like for a long time. Yeah, yeah. So there's more incentive to not commit a crime? Yeah. Wow, what a terrible place to live. I know. Yeah. Well, yeah. So I think everything because it's America I I believe everything should be fair. It's not just because you're illegal it's don't give them a chance get the ████ out. Like some countries like they don't give you a chance. They're I don't give a ████ get out. You know what I mean? I believe in America because you're you know, it's the land of opportunity land of dreams. You should everyone should have a fair everything. But how fair can America afford to be? With Depending on the president. I don't
7:33 know. That's their option. That's true. It's funny how we had a lot of presidents in the before that were like, "All the refugees come here. We got you." But then now it's like both Democrats and Republicans are like, "Don't ████ come here, ████ Don't ████ come here." Yeah, it all depends who's in the office that year I guess, right? Have you guys seen this one like viral video of the dude who had to get an ambulance? And then he got the bill afterwards and then he was like, "Oh, I have insurance actually." So he submitted his insurance to get the bill adjusted and the bill came back twice as much. So ridiculous. And he was like, "Wait." He called he has the phone recording while he's talking to them and he's like, "Why do I have to pay more that I now that I have insurance?" And they're like, "Oh, if you don't have insurance, you're eligible for a discount. But because you do you can't This is crazy.
8:23 But if there's anything If you follow the rules in in America, you get punished. Basically, if you're a citizen and you're doing the best you can, get ████ Yeah. Go ████ yourself as well. 100%. Well, that's why that's that's why everyone's just ████ they don't know what's going on here. They don't know what's going on there. That's why this whole argument's ████ you know what I mean? It's clashing. I I think also people shouldn't act like there's no benefit to being an invisible person in the country, too. Like come on, guys. Like you know there's a benefit to not being on the books. Yeah. What else too is like I know one. That's why you go 30 years without ever like changing the status. Yeah, for sure. I think one of them there's a case where a lot of adoptees got deported. And I think that was ████ up because it was their parents that didn't process them properly. So then when they became adults, they're
9:14 just like, "Well, you never you don't have your paperwork." So they got sent to countries that they didn't even they're like, "I don't even know Korea." That's so ████ God, that should they they should just send a reality camera crew with them. It's a new TLC show. I'd watch all that ████ dude. Just ████ Yummy yummy yummy. Who's resourceful? Who's not? Who makes it? Who doesn't? Yeah, who can just like Here's Americans traveling abroad deported America or something. Yeah, deported America. They should really dig into that. Korean kids in the middle of America, grew up in a white town, don't know nothing about Korea and then they're just like, "Oh, ████ I'm getting deported." They they get sent up. Americans whine about ████ I just want to see them whine about ████ in their in their home country. Yeah, right. Good luck, brother.
10:04 Good. He just wants a hamburger and ████ He's like, "I don't want to eat that." There's hell of hamburgers in Korea, though. But look, my friend goes Wait, that's a hit show. Uh that's not my information. He goes to Korea and just just just to like teach English for a little bit, and he goes to like a pretty popular area for bars and drinks, and he said he's so so he like so surprised how many Koreans he actually meet that were adopted and that got deported. Oh, wow. But a lot of them also were in trouble with the law. They were ████ up. of them had records, so they didn't give them a chance. Messed up. But that's not even talked about here, you know what I mean? They don't talk about Koreans being deported all the time. Well, we had it like nobody got deported until Trump just got in like 3 weeks ago or whatever. Obama deported more people than Trump did in his first term. But then someone's going to say that's wrong. It doesn't It isn't. Someone's going to say
10:55 Steve is the only one he's talking about. Steve's just a Trump lover, that's why. It doesn't matter cuz if they like that person, they like that person. We like this person, that's it. There's no switching off. No one's willing to go switch sides, regardless. I do think it was a bad move for the uh for to stop the freeway and wave Mexican flags. I didn't think that I didn't think they I didn't think they gained support with that move. You know um when I asked that question um a lot of on on here, and I was like, "Why do people wave their home country flag if they want to be American, right?" And then like there were a lot of Mexicans Mexican-Americans that were like, "Yeah, that s███'s so stupid." And the one that made sense was like a lot of the people that are waving the flag, they don't just see it as nationalism, but they also see it as a sign of just culture.
11:45 Yeah, culture. So then they're not saying like uh we're invading you as a Mexican, but it's more like We're proud. It's like, "Hey, we're here, too, and we contribute to America, and we're Mexicans." But then They should know that the message ain't getting out, bro. No, because it's Blocking the freeway, waving that flag doesn't get that message out. block the freeway. What I mean for the rest of Americans, if you walked around with American flags and said, "We're also American, too," that makes way more sense than an other country's flag. Yeah. That means you're so you're you're way more loyal to that country than this country. The intention behind your messaging doesn't always help, right? Like like it I I understand the intention, but are you getting your message across? I think people are completely misunderstanding it, and then it seems like they're way
12:35 more prideful of Mexico than America. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Well, also you could be waving your own USA flag, the American flag, and people are like, "Oh, you're just a Trumper." You can't just be proud of your country. Yeah, that's what it means. If you have a flag outside your house, that's what people think you have. Which is I believe it's just all emotions getting in the way of the freeway. 100%. They're emotional. That's why they were on the freeway, which once again, we all know, we all understand why you're doing it, but not a lot of people know the context. It's a better cause than ████ Stop oil drilling. It's like, "Get All right, you for sure can't be on the freeway for that." Oil people got to get out of the fracker. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, legit. The oil people got to go cuz I need I need oil, bro. We all need oil up in this ████ It's like we
13:26 always say, it's like you can't just say just stop, you have to say just start with this alternative. You got to give people something else. You should No, you should make sure you should stop it. We should stop every truck and you let people starve, and then at least you stopped the oil. Like what a bunch of jokers, man. Yeah, totally halt the infrastructure where it stands, put us all in ruins so you can sit there and go, "I'm now happy." I think any protest stopping the flow of traffic has got to go. You can't You can't create contention among people and then try to get your point across. I'm not trying to be bigoted or nothing, but check this out. You know all the the traffic they stopped, what if one of the trucks had hella illegals in there trying to make it to America still? That's funny. I'm just saying. Like I'm not I'm not being racist. And they get caught because they get Right, BUT THEN I'M JUST I'M JUST SAYING. They're waiting to get deep into America. They're trying to get really into
14:16 What if the WHAT IF WHAT IF THE Mexicans in the truck that you know, cuz it's it happens, they all got caught before. This is a normal case. It's not I'm not being racist, but it's very normal. What if those guys are like, "There's a protest? ████ we're stuck here. It's hella hot, and then what the f███?" You know, I don't know if they ever thought about it like that, but Now you're making Key and Peele sketches, that's good. That's in Can delete this part. I'm going to save it for a skit. What? You're going to be rich. But yeah, but I'm just saying. That kind of would have been funny, though. I'm not going to lie. I have a more like cynical view about why like what's going on and why we need it. And um I think that we actually our economy depends on exploited free labor. 100%. So like
15:06 if you think about uh I mean at least for me, it just doesn't make any sense like how this country would work if everybody was a citizen because no citizens actually want to do the manual labor that immigrants will do. Well, they also a lot of these factory farms don't want to pay good wages to people, either. Exactly, right? And so that's what I mean, the whole entire economy, I don't know if it would actually work if everybody was a citizen. So they probably need undocumented people to come in and do the slave labor. 1,000%. Right. And it might be that it makes more sense to go, "Hey, every couple of years we let the flood come in because of Democrats in." And then every couple of years when a Republican goes in, they
15:57 play the bad guy and say, "Get the ████ out." Because it never gives them enough time for so many people to be registered through the process legally. So then they get kicked out. Some might stay, and then some might get in, right? But what happens is if you think about throughout the US history every new group of immigrant is the exploited group. So it was like first you had the Anglos, right? And then they would call in all of their buddies in the UK and say "American dream, come and ████ become an indentured servant." They did that. Next phase, let's get all the Germans, and let's get all the Eastern Europeans. But they weren't white, they weren't Americans. It was Anglo-Christians, and then Irish Catholics, they were the laborers.
16:47 And then they also had slaves, all that stuff, right? And then you just keep going into the future. Now they need a new group of immigrants to come in. Oh, now we got the Chinese, they could come do the railroad ████ all that. And then once someone becomes American, they don't want their kids to work in the coal mines, they don't want their kids to die building railroads or whatever, so they become middle class, whatever, so they need a new group. Every couple of years you need a new group of slaves. And I think that's actually the system that we live in that nobody wants to accept. But how do we actually have an economy where that doesn't exist? I don't know. I can't imagine it. And I think that's the game. I think that's the ebb and flow of immigration where it's like you can't actually make it where it's fair, and everyone that wants to work, they can legally come in.
17:38 And then we have a economy that does that because if they have rights, then you have to pay them wages that are like pretty high. If people can achieve middle class status pretty quickly, they don't want none of their kids to actually work these jobs. So I'm like Yeah, but that's kind of my A lot of sense. cynical view of the world and how we sustain our economy. How many stories did we do like last year where when people were crossing over the border and like hundreds of thousands of people at a time, it was like a big issue. And then we follow up with like Kellogg's and Frito-Lay is getting in trouble for for having a bunch of Tyson chicken undocumented workers in these poor conditions. It happens all the time. Didn't they have like fosters or the the foster farms or whatever employees
18:28 wearing diapers so they don't take bathroom breaks, and then they would just crank out the ████ chicken while wearing diapers, and they shouldn't piss themselves? That's some crazy ████ And you hear all about these conditions for like Amazon workers. It's like they're probably going to be next. Amazon's going to be full of like undocumented Pictures of Amazon workers like taking s████ on people's lawns and stuff because they Or they're peeing bottles. They're being timed, you know? Yeah, you see that ████ the peeing in bottles? It's crazy. So it's like, bro, these guys are next. Like at a certain point in time these people are going to be like Americans are going to be like, "I'm not going to work for Amazon. What the ████ is this? I'm out of here." It's going to be a bunch of like Mexican dudes doing deliveries everywhere now, like I wonder if there's a way, though, where they can do like like a contract worker permit where they do have a visa to work on labor, but then it's they don't have um the ability to become an American. I
19:18 don't know if that would be possible. Sounds like too much paperwork. You could have hundreds of thousands of workers come in to do certain jobs, but they're kind of protected as human beings, right? And then um only so they're not trafficked and all these things. But then for the contract is you have to go back. Just seems like it's easier to just not do it that way. The American way is to blame the poor people while not talking about the rich people, and you blame the poor people as much as you possibly can, and you constantly blame them, and then they're you're like, "Oh, well, they came across our border illegally and all this stuff." And it's like, "Yeah, dude, they're they're trying to to make it." Yeah. They're really poor. go, "No, let's blame them and focus on them real hard and then only talk about them." And then meanwhile, you like I said, nobody wants to raise wages because why would you if you can exploit these people? That's what you do. It's a
20:08 model. It works really well. And then you have the poor Americans fight against the immigrants cuz immigrants are taking their jobs and ████ right? It's like you don't want to pick strawberries all day, get the ████ out of here. Everything is Don't talk about who's hiring them. Talk about them. Yeah. So they do They've been doing that. They've been doing that for so long. age-old thing. It's America's best play. Isn't history just repeats itself? No, no, it doesn't. No, no. That's why we must forget it. Like the 90s. I think because the racket works. It works because like We can't wait, by the way. As Americans, we can't wait. As soon as the the good news came out that it was people in in ████ wet markets who started COVID. Oh, good news. We can blame it on these these animals in the wet markets. God. We always do the same Not the Wuhan COVID center. It's not even original. It's not. We do We do it
20:59 It's the Chinese bat eaters. Blame it everybody who who's like, "Maybe it's these rich it's these rich people who are running these labs over here." No. Killed. Killed. Just kill them online. Kill them on social media. Let No, remember it's these animals at the wet markets. These ████ scumbags eating bats. And the worst part of it all is is they're they're so good at this is they just have poor people parodying whatever they want. That's a fact, too. It's like The messaging is so easy. Yeah. They just have us fighting amongst each other while they don't have to deal with any of that ████ No, they're cuz they're already on to the next ████ problem. play. The next play. They're Next vaccine, right? They're probably going to do After vaccine. By the way, nobody loves Just Stop Oil more than Big Oil. Yeah. Because it puts us all on their side. It
21:49 really does. Because the the messaging is so bad. Yeah. I wouldn't be surprised to find out that those guys are paying for these ████ Yeah. Yeah. It turns you off from it so hard. It makes you want more oil. Yeah, I'm like, dude, just dump oil on everything. Question is how did those protesters get there? How did those protesters It's a psyop. CIA paid for it. Honestly, No, that's a I'm I'm serious. You drive your Scion? Who is Does that take oil? It's like the people putting bricks at protests. Yeah. Where does this come from? It's like paid dude, Patriot Front. They're gone now. You remember those guys? They call them feds. Yeah, they're feds. The Nazi guys. As soon as as soon as Catch Matell got in, Patriot Front's gone now. Wow. Hilarious. Yeah, it's ████ weird.
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