0:00 I want to be in the Korean War why why why I need to know my history I would love to be in there just look it up welcome back everybody to a sick ass episode of the careful boys yeah where today we have Alex LIF God [Applause] in T So T here we go so uh here's a question when and where do you wish you had grown up if it's not where you head ████ Hawaii dog when and where really when and where it could be it could be your same time frame okay but just in case you wanted to go to ████ medieval times or whatever honestly living up growing up in Hawaii would sound like a I I was going to say why but you said anytime like anytime too I
0:51 would say I'm hell into country music now so I like Western type ████ Texas but like what about the Western type ████ though where you're like this would been sick like you want to go like rob a bank and that's what I mean that's why I like living during that time it's like Red Dead Redemption wait like the old western days yeah like there's no showers Saloon though you go to the saloon you ████ kick in the door but the girls back then was pretty wrecked right right not just that never know they all that they all look like ████ olive oil but they're your only option popy and olive oil they're your only option they're hot I guess they musty ass dick Andy that's true smell bad it makes it smell good everybody smells bad though I'm sensitive to the smells I wouldn't be able to do it but Hawaii was nice I would say Western Hawaii College in
1:42 Hawaii I would that would have been cool cuz like I didn't I've been in La all my life I didn't get to do the study abroad thing so I think studying abroad in Hawaii and then um also like college studying abroad well it wasn't abroad but you know out of LA I would like to do the whole Europe and Asia ████ like backpacking like traveling when you're late 20s and older it's a different vibe from like being 22 like when you're like 20 21 you're way more okay with being homeless like I'm already okay with being homeless but I'm a little bougie now cuz you start tasting ████ like you know what a bed is kind of nice right yo when I was studying abroad in college I went to like Europe and I was in Spain and I had
2:32 six homeless nights because my group obviously we didn't have money but my group uh me and three others we were like Hey we're going to visit these countries we don't have a lot of money so are we going to pay €0 to stay on a bed in a hospital tonight or we going to have like one meal outside in a restaurant it's like we got to have the experience of the restaurant cuz we know what sleeping feels like yeah so we'll be like all right we're going to sleep in the train stations the bus stops or the airport yeah like you're more down to do ████ like that right cuz I remember like even a Vegas trip when you're like 19 or even 21 you got 20 dudes in a ████ bedroom yeah that was the best with one strip I mean with on the Strip is my that's so true those were the days though you just travel for like you just it's fun but like would I do that today no ████ no dude only 10
3:22 dudes that's too much in two strips now you have like two guys on the middle like like they they they make their own little bed and then on the bed everyone's there like four Dudes on there they got one guy that's sleeping on the chair like this that was me remember when we went to Vegas I slept on the chair did you yeah you and Tiff had the bed Gilbert had the bed I slept on the chair you didn't sleep in the bed mm- you didn't want to sleep next to Gilbert no I think he didn't want to sleep next to Tiff n dude there's no space we laid out like this dude sorry but I think Hawaii because I love fishing and when I was out there I got to go deep sea fishing so just like growing up like becoming a commercial Fisher cuz we went out with a commercial Fisher I like I wish I would have done that in my life dog that would have been sick that would have been I like fishing anywhere by the water bro I just feel like I Belong by the water dog that's where I need to you know how to swim not really not really I can float I can
4:12 tread water a little bit but like it's like the water out there crazy bro that ████ scared the hell out of me I hadn't been in are you a good swimmer it looks like you sink to the bottom I actually float but I doggy paddle type ████ like this but I was I haven't been in the ocean for like 15 years cuz I don't like the water out here it just like it's like dirty whatever but I was out there just recently and the water's like so much more clear it's not cold yeah but it threw me off cuz of how powerful it was and like I saw the signs like heavy current or powerful current over there don't get swept away but me and Gil were out and we saw like everybody we were with they were out there just like floating and talking I was like damn it looks fun so I went out there and I'm like standing on the floor and like a wave picks me up and like I'm expecting to come down and land on the floor and then was like ████ like just disappeared and then it threw me I was like it's wild out
5:03 there D Hawai hey Hawaii you got to stay bouncing all time like if you feel the floor just St jump up no matter what paddle paddle padd let the wave hit come back down same thing yeah you got to stay afloat like that if you want to chill out there that's the best way feet bounce paddle feet bounce paddle I got to learn how to do that they said was it tread water or whatever like that or just like no you could just you could just bounce off the sand all day long oh okay it was nice though bro if it gets too deep just I saw turtle out there to the water dude Alam Beach is that the where you went we were going towards like uh W you might know where it is there's like a power plant and it shoots out hot water I guess electric and it shoots you out we were we were fishing right there oh electrics yeah but I don't like to go too crazy in this currents you got to be a real good swimmer like brownie he knows how to swim in s's when it's pouring oh s's wild s's is nuts like the water once it
5:55 if it grabs you a wrong timing by the time you come up o boom you get hit again then you die you better hope that suru just comes running at you with Joe's hair bro that's be tours get washed out all the time huh that's scary smart people yeah the guy that we went out on the boat he told me like maybe once a week he's picking people up like on people get all cocky and go on their kayaks all deep and they don't realize like how crazy the water is out there said he's had to save a couple people because they couldn't they couldn't row anymore and everything has to pull them in damn yeah dude it's scary sandies especially that thing will kill you getting stuck in the washing machine that's what we call it you get stuck at the end of the you know the wave and then it keeps you start rolling back back back and it keeps going you get disoriented cuz you have no idea what
6:45 the ████ you're at what's going on are you a strong swimmer hell no really even grow up in Hawaii no growing up in Hawaii yes but now I'm like yo I'm good I'm going just bro cuz I grew up swimming here but it's a different a different wave like everything feels different chill here the water's cold here but it doesn't ████ you up the way I remember one time me and Bart were bodyboarding at Huntington Beach we got caught in a rip tide and we were so far away this lifeguard drove by and he was like Hey Hey swim that way and he thought we were in trouble but we were just so stupid that we were just riding getting back riding and we were like losing track of where we were at so he was like waving us down we got out and he's like yeah there's a rip tide out there like where your guys'
7:35 stuff and we're like oh ████ it's by the pier and he goes the pier is all the way there holy ████ so we're like oh ████ so we like literally walked like a mile away oh so ████ far I mean we're just being dumb you know dude JK could ended right there you went out with a buddy and that's the most important thing go out with a yeah but so you could die together I think I'd rather die die as boys Dying by yourself in the ocean would suck it would suck you want to die with a buddy though dying together yeah yeah we think I want to die at all Jason where do you want to when and where would you like to have grown up give us a Fantastical time frame be a hippie or a knight K Town during 1992 I feel like for the Renaissance okay are we like admitting racism like do I do I
8:28 get to be like why whatever whatever era you go into I want to same rules yeah same rules like cuz if I go back to the Medieval Times they're going to be like oh what are you or like that's fine they're like ████ this ████ this witch yeah dude you're the clergy yeah the clergy burn you at the Ste we assuming that like they're not racist to me I think you're unic I would want to experience like early 1900s America cuz I feel like what after the war like everything was like peaceful everyone was having a good time like the Roaring 20s like I don't know I saw this video a couple days ago ████ on his dreams yet let him finish and then ████ wait I don't think there was that kind of racism before World War II really yeah I don't think so I don't think so like there's this one channel they wouldn't call him China like the Chinese you like that they would to give this guy a bunch
9:18 of it was different because hear me out there's this one um channel that reads journals and first time accounts from like people from the old times like traveling from the 1800s 1700s there's like and there's like a a Japanese delegate that went to the US there's like people that like explored and then like wrote like in their Diaries right and then this guy just does voiceovers and he reads what they wrote I don't trust anything written by man I seen cinemax's Warrior now on Netflix the Irish didn't like the China man yeah yeah like even 20 years ago people were just like you know what I'll say about that I bet those guys were hard as ████ back then obviously cuz you had to you know have very be very mentally tough to survive back then so I feel like racism probably they didn't care at all about
10:08 it if they got called chinan they' be like all right dude but I think like yeah I am probably like yeah yeah I'm chinan what up guys thank you for watching us for so long if you like what we do please support our patreon Joe tell them what we have to offer so every week you get two videos one never relased director's cut and another one too hot for YouTube patreon only every freaking week you get that and you get access to our Discord where you can come chat with us and ask us questions that become episodes here cuz we're going to answer them and we're going to take it seriously and we want to give you the responses that you want so come stay connected with us join our patreon click the description below for full details imagine you're like a ████ Korean Diplomat right a diplomat like like whatever right and then you want to see 1920s America then when you come down as
11:00 a ████ Diplomat the people here they have a delegate that meets you they're going to bring you in a ████ Private Car you get to meet like all so it's like Chang my mind I just I'd rather just be like a wizard in like the Medieval Times like those existed I feel be a wizard huh cuz like that'd be sick like 1920s that's like too recent maybe like like 500 years ago like some alchemy you prac Merlin yeah smoke bombs 1901 I want to be in the Korean War why why why I need to know my history I would love to be in there just look it up in North Korea battling next you know us comes too then the China come from behind North Korea watch a documentary I know why would you want to be in a s█████ situation wants to be in war dude this who's like I want to be in the
11:50 Taliban not Taliban as a Korean guy that the Forgotten War yeah those training videos are dope the talian training all what's his video sign 1901 1901 that you know the like color eyes the little kids look beat Bro ████ Yeah TI ████ so I don't know if I don't want to was 29 yo when you see the kids in like 1910 1920 right they look like senior citizens yeah they look beat they're probably working cuz you know back then there was no child labor law they might have been happy you don't know hell no dude you see all those kids the coal mining kids they're like smoking ████ cigarettes they look like a gang of Thieves and ████ imag having zso dude they look like seen death and ████ oh dude I bet if you're like eight and you had a hard day of coal mining it's a sweet relief pulling on a Sig yeah little stoy grab a ████
12:41 beer you're coughing up black I too would have enjoyed like the either medieval or Renaissance time period I think I I I like the idea of like booming art and theater in a time where like people Bartered and traded Renaissance oh yeah like you know what I mean actual Renaissance with like Le like you it wasn't about like too much like middle lower class cuz you was all middle lower class if you wasn't royalty so chances are my ass wasn't royalty I know so at the end of the day you're just kind of like among the people that would suck imagine you go back and you're just like some poor person you're not like I'm poor today I know but like if you get to choose you wouldn't choose to be poor well we just talking about when and where we're not just saying you ████ change everything about your livelyhood you know what's funny about history so like you know how like our parents think we're weak the parents the grandparents think their parents are weak every generation is weaker weaker
13:32 right every generation is like more and more civilized like meaning like we don't ████ beat our kids or whatever right but then our great great grandparents were torturing their kids even so if you keep going back far enough it was so brutal and ████ up so we like we make movies that are like kind of like romanticizing the past but I think that if we actually went back to the past we would be like this is ████ crazy yeah or everything goes in a circle so it does get ████ crazy but somewhere in the past it was civilized it was beautiful I would like to go there but then even then it's like what if you know there's some weird ████ right like it like some ████ like like um like ped is normalized In
14:22 some cultures okay me what era would you say no so like so like you go yeah I'll pick that time actually actually like I mean some cultures are still like that today where they ████ marry off like what the ████ is this but then you're in Germany or somewhere where you're just like what the ████ is this and then what would you do like with the morality and idea of normal today I probably protest I probably protest a lot stand outside and have signs and well some kind they still have that that's what I'm saying it it creeps us out today you're saying we're as intelligent as we are today so it's like you go back in the past and you have an image of what you think Medieval Times is and you go there and you're just like
15:12 what the ████ this s███'s crazy going remember Martin Lawrence he went back and he killed it he had such a great time when he went that's what I'm saying if I'm going back during that time I'm not going to be able to stop things like pedophia or or whatever but I might be able to keep some people busy by inventing like basketball or something so we're going back with knowledge of the future I don't know he's just say like time traveling SKS bro no I'm going to get burnt at the state for sure how's he moving like that I'm not going to have any music I got no 808 I'm producing hip-hop beats say hip-hop early ████ 1600s become the Kanye of the 1600s dude you think about basic necessities right like the same medieval times it's like those guys didn't never had ice cubes bro in water they never had ice water I don't really
16:02 like cold water anyway really what a necessity that is now like if I had to go back I'm like dude I can't have ice water I can't have ice cubes in my water they say like that's King ████ the the poor people of today live better than like the billionaires in the 1800 absolutely cuz we have AC Plumbing was also like relatively new like ████ pluming nah bro we need Plumbing n we thought that people were just using ouses and like digging holes in the ground and ████ people would ████ in the streets and everyone would just sick all the time every right now bro go to Downtown LA yeah but it's better though not everyone yeah that's like like Royals were still you know in the um Palace of Versailles there were no bathrooms so yeah dude they'll just ████ go to the staircase and just ████ wait where in the staircase like just on the stair the corner corner to steep in human ████ the contrast was so funny to me cuz it's like you have all
16:52 these like elegant dresses super technology everyone looks ████ royal and all skid marks underneath literally dude like when the you know how the ladies have those big ████ dresses it's like oh they're like I got a ████ so their servant will come down with a bucket and then put it right under her so she'll pop a squat and then that thing would like hover around she'll take a major ass dookie and then the Ser will grab her ████ and then throw it out the window and you're walking past wait they don't they didn't wipe back then wiping they probably did but like with what but they said like those no dud wipes plac it smelled like ████ piss and perfume and I'm like what the that's why perfume such a luxury yeah maybe their perfumes were so strong because brother that s but it just it's
17:42 wild to me cuz like when you when you go there you're like it's such an elegant place but it smelled like a porter potty like the contrast is crazy hey tougher times back in the day they have memory phone back then got sleep on a bunch of straw they're probably used to it cuz like you know how people who live on a farm like that that smell like manure stuff it's like home to them so like people who lived back then it's probably normal for everything to smell like ████ ████ piss uh I don't want to live like that I wouldn't either nah dude you'd be used to it though you get used to it yeah that's the thing you would be used to it I think about ice water all the time man I just want some just invent it ████ love I'm say you go to the ocean somewhere it's probably cold I can't drink that drink in the ocean why not cuz you get dehydrated more
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