0:00 Well, that's that's what people do in the fitness game, right? Where they're like doing heavy reps, but then they got to remember that the wrinkles are coming. So, they're trying really hard not to have facial. >> He's stoic. >> Are you stoked when you work out? Huh? He's expressive when he works out. >> Am I? >> Yeah, a little bit. Don't Don't do that. [laughter] >> He's turning red. >> Welcome back everybody to another amazing episode of Le Careful Boys and we have Nick back in Vegas with us y'all. >> [cheering] >> Yay, Nick. Hey, no more Nick the bun, dude. It's Nick the bun. >> Kiss the bun. Kiss it. Kiss it. >> Put my face on it and then I'll >> That's incest. [laughter] >> It's non. >> That's Nick kissing Nick. >> Yeah, >> we do. We do lowkey still just need Nick's face on that bun. >> It does feel weird when it's like the face isn't on there though. You should
0:51 put different faces on here. >> Do you like the face that they chose? The one where you're like >> where I look like a dumbass. Yeah. Yeah. >> That's not what dumbass. Cuz cuz my the wrinkles in my face match the wrinkles of the bread. [laughter] >> No, I think it's hilarious though. >> You're so yeastlike. >> I know. Thank you. >> It also is miraculously one of those facial expressions that like is randomly appropriate for almost every reaction. >> Yeah, it's perfect. >> Happy, sad, mad, confused. >> Cuz sometimes Bart doesn't have any reactions on his face. >> That's what the contrast the contrast of my face like is really good. I think >> no. Jill will be like, "Are you ████ pissed?" >> Yeah. >> No, I'm just regular. >> He was like, "Oh, okay. Okay, cuz I thought you're ████ pissed right now. I'm like, what the hell? Sorry. >> I mean, yeah, if you don't smile, it's like very confusing. >> And your neck is looking extra thick recently. >> Extra thick. >> Yeah, bro. Look at this guy. >> I'm not Is it cuz I'm not expressive or you think I am missing the the signal to
1:43 what I feel to go to my face? No, >> I think so. I think something's wrong with Gio. [laughter] >> Exactly. >> She can't read facial cues or something. I wonder if like a caricature artist like has a field day with your face [laughter] or it's like there's not enough to work with and they don't want to feel racist. [laughter] >> Yeah, we should go we should go to one of those room. >> Imagine they just draw a rectangle a empty rectangle. [laughter] They're like >> with some spikes >> and they're trying to do slits for eyes but they're like is this racist? Two slits for eyes in the mouth. >> That's just >> zero express. >> Like the guy in Hawaii though, the caricature guy, he leans in though. >> Oh, but that stuff is good. >> He leans in. So if you have small eyes, it's going to be the smallest. >> Super small. >> If you got like kind of a wart, it's like the biggest boil ever. That That stuff's so good. >> Yeah. That's the best. >> They're right across from Jumbi. >> Really? >> Yeah. >> You don't want to go get one? >> I should. Huh? I mean, it takes a
2:34 minute. That's why. >> Oh, yeah. It Are they like expensive now that they're like high heavy demand? >> I know, but there's always a massive line. >> There's people hella waiting. >> I don't know if I can survive that, dude. >> You probably also know when like he opens or something, so you can just >> Oh, true. Yeah. >> How come we think you can't survive it? Is it because >> like what if what if there's something about you that you never even thought about? >> Oh, like what he caught is different than what you thought. >> You're just like I have that. >> What the ████ Like then you can't stop thinking about it. >> Be pretty funny. >> No, but then you make like your entire brand about it like Nick the ear. >> Yeah, >> that's true. >> What if they What if that's not even the thing he sees though? You know what I mean? >> It's a deeper insecurity. >> It's a giant nose. You're like, "Oh my god, my nose looks like that." And he puts regular ears to throw you off. [laughter] That'll be fun. >> Oh no, my identity. >> My brand. >> I also feel like Bart from an artistic
3:24 point of view, like imagine being a designer for like Roblox. >> Why'd you choose Roblox? >> And having to turn this all into Roblox and then working with Bart and then like nothing really changes. [laughter] >> Bart's default Minecraft. >> Oh, you're already in the game. >> Bart is default Minecraft or Lego. [laughter] You just got the shape. Yeah. >> Is it my shape? The shape of my head? >> Yeah, it's a ████ rectangle. >> The whole package. But yes, short answer, yeah, shape. >> You have such a military-shaped head. >> Military? >> Really? >> It's like made for combat. >> You know, whenever [laughter] when they make like military people in movies and they always have that like shaped head like the guy from Avatar that like freaking or small soldiers. >> Oh, small soldiers. That's what I was thinking about. Small >> You're You're a Guile, dude. That's what it looks [laughter] like. >> Guy standard issue. >> He's built like cable. >> Yeah, cable. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Yeah. It's that same guy. It's always that military guy.
4:14 >> Yeah. Yeah. You're like, >> but I don't think Bart has >> 762 head. >> You know how some people got like resting ████ face? Bart has a resting blank face. >> Like you can't read him. You know what I mean? >> Yeah. >> Like you don't know what his emotions >> even during sex. Gio's like, "Are you enjoying it, >> man? We didn't even know that." [laughter] >> Gio's asking, "Are you enjoying?" She's definitely wearing the pants in the relationship, dude. >> Yo, but he's all monotone like, "Yeah, I'm having a great time right now." [laughter] >> Gio's on top. >> 10 out of 10. Is it? Maybe that's like training for like, you know, it's good for being a P or being interrogated. >> Yeah, dude. >> He shows nothing. >> They'll just be like, "So, I guess he's I don't know nothing. [laughter] >> I think he's telling the truth." >> Day one. Let him out. He doesn't know anything. >> What about when I play Mafia? Can you guys tell him lying and stuff or am I just blank face still? >> No, it's kind of the same. >> I don't know because I I'm not good at mafia. I overthink it. I'm like, "Oh,
5:04 he's good. He's acting like he doesn't know." >> I just assume everyone's just blank. [laughter] >> I'm not. He knows the answer and he's still getting people in trouble. >> I don't know what you're up to. That's just my >> Those videos are crazy, dude. I rewatched it and now knowing the whole thing. >> Isn't that funny? He knew. >> And honestly, dude, I rewatched it, too, and I was embarrassed. I was like [laughter] >> I was like, Nick, you honestly dropped the ball on this one. >> I'm like, dude, you ████ mafia was >> part of part of me, too, like thinking about it was when like Steve shook his head to me. I was like, oh, he's confirming that he got my answer. And that was it. [laughter] That was like that was another part of it where I was like, "Oh, okay." >> Well, cuz you got it right the first guess, right? >> Yeah. >> That's probably why if you got it wrong and he went like this, then you might have gotten gotten on sooner. >> I was two for two and I >> You thought we were going to wake up and he's like he goes [laughter] to jail. He's the mafia. >> I also didn't know that was the confirmation kind of, too. But it's
5:55 okay. We got it. It's not a hard game. I figured it out. >> Don't Let's not play it again, though. Doesn't that mean Gio just you you guys can't even be in the same mafia game because don't you know each other too well? >> She knows mine. I don't know ████ about hers. [laughter] >> Okay. >> Gio's too good. Actually, >> she's too good. >> She's the agent of chaos. >> She's way too good. >> I want to see Anthony Lee play. >> I think just girls in general already have like that multiple person. >> They never stop playing. M. >> So they come in like at a ████ fifth grade level where I think guys come in at first grade and you have to build it up. [laughter] >> You went straight to grade school. I didn't know if the fifth grade start was a disc or like this episode is brought to you by Lucy Breakers, my favorite nicotine pouches out there. Now, if you guys already are into this stuff like me, I go with the 4 mgram. They're kind of the lowest and lightest end. They
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7:35 making. [laughter] >> In his mind, his face is probably going, "YEAH, BUT IN REAL LIFE, HE'S LIKE THIS. [laughter] >> We did it." Awesome. >> Yeah. Like if we go like shopping for a house or whatever and then uh she's like, "Did you even like that house?" I'm like, "Dude, that one was ████ sick." >> See, that's that's that's expressive. >> Yeah. That's Bart's like, >> she's like, "You didn't like it, did [laughter] you?" >> And she's like, "Really? I thought you hated it the whole time." I was like, >> "F███, >> I don't think I don't think you have an issue. I think it's a geo problem." Cuz she's Latin. >> Cuz Latins are like >> times 100 what Asian expression is. So if Asians be like, >> "Oh, you got a A+. You hungry? Cool. We're going to eat your favorite dinner." And we know that means, "Oh, ████ Dad's really proud of me today.
8:25 >> But then for Mexicans, they're like, "You ████ hate me?" Cuz them, they'll throw a party, a pinata will come out. ████ their whole family. When you get like a C++, like it's a celebration, [laughter] you know? It's like you get A HEY, ████ HECTOR GOT A ████ C++, DUDE. HEY, NOBODY in the family ever got that ████ good. And then everyone starts going D. They have a mariachi band. >> The piñata is the shape of a plus sign. >> Yep. And then everyone's like ████ hugging and kissing. They're always kissing and ████ And then that's how you know it's like oh that level of like expression is like Asians won't even do it. They'll go to they'll go to the grave not even doing that. >> Is it just cuz they want to excuse? >> Maybe >> they do like to party. >> It's just a fun time. >> But I do wish I express more because when other people express I go, "Oh, that's what I'm saying." But in my head.
9:16 M. >> So, even like let's say we're having a party in front of Gio's mom's house, right? Some like ████ homeless fools or whatever. I see them. Cholo is already like, "Hey fool, what are you doing here?" And in my mind, I'm like, "That's what I'm saying." But in my head, but I'm just probably the Asian guy that just walks out and I'm just staring like this like, [laughter] >> but then they're already communicating, "Hey, don't be doing that ████ over here, man. Go over there." Like, "What do you want?" And then I'm already like, and in my mind, I'm like, "Yeah, what do you want? Don't be doing that ████ over here. But I just I'm just blankfaced. [laughter] >> Just just to remind everybody in the audience that um autism or autism spectrum disorder refers to a broad range of >> characterized by challenges with social skills, repetitive behaviors, and speech. >> Hey, he did a test. He said he's on the spectrum. >> I'm for sure on the spectrum. >> He's for sure on the spectrum. >> And he said he's assbery, too. >> There's an ass in there for
10:06 >> sure. >> He's a astro burger. [laughter] >> For sure. >> Double assber. Am I right? Come on, dog. Show them what we're talking about. >> Maybe that's that's a way for you to keep your wrinkles down over time, too. Oh, cuz you're not smiling. >> Just expressing, [laughter] >> you know, like how some some women actively try to do that. They try to like not smile big. >> Yeah. Just to avoid like crows feet and things like that. Maybe you did a good job with that. >> Or that's that's what people do in the fitness game, right? Where they're like doing heavy reps, but then they got to remember that the wrinkles are coming. So, they're trying really hard not to have facial. >> He's stoic. >> Are you stoic when you work out? Huh? He's expressive when he works out. >> Am I? >> Yeah, a little bit. Don't Don't do that. [laughter] He's turning red. >> Hey, but do you know it's a high probability if you work in if you if you're an entrepreneur or you work in entertainment that you're somewhat on the spectrum or you have some ████ issue with you.
10:56 >> You got some ████ >> Yeah. I don't know no ████ neurotypical ass person that works in entertainment. >> Well, the successful ones. Yeah. >> I don't think they're neurotypical at all. [laughter] >> They got ████ I think they're the craziest. >> The way you said that, >> KANYE, DUDE. YOU SEE ████ KANYE LATELY? HE WENT ON ALEX Jones with that ████ ass mask and ████ That was crazy, dude. >> I think most really successful people have odd things about him. For sure. >> They're like the epitome of controlled psychosis. >> So then what is ne like who's neurotypical that you've met that like is really neurotypical? I feel like none of nobody's ████ neurotypical, dude. >> Really? You think everyone's >> I think everyone's a little ████ up, but it's just the dial. It's like you're either on this side or you're on this side. >> The most neurotypical person is probably the person you don't really know that
11:46 well. >> Yeah. >> Or it's the the neurotypical maybe they're on the dial but they know how to appropriately express during the right times. >> They code switch. >> Yeah. But then I think the neuro I guess divergent are the ones that's like it's supposed to be quiet in the library but you're screaming. >> Yeah, that makes sense. It's kind of like when um like I could appear pretty neurotypical like when like Steve Steve was making fun of me because uh because when I was on the phone with like Subin's recruiter Yeah. >> Uh Subin put me down as a ████ reference to the recruiter. >> He didn't even know. He just called out of nowhere. >> He's like, "Hey, my recruiter might call you today." I was like, "Oh s███." So then he I was at Steve's house and the guy called me and then I was like trying to talk as nice as possible. >> The whole time Steve's watching me on the phone going, "What the ████ [laughter] Who are you? >> Yeah. And then at the end of the
12:37 conversation, the guy, the recruiter guy is all, >> "Hey, I actually watch JK as well." >> And then I was like, "Are you ████ serious? I could have been talking like this the whole time." >> Yeah. >> The dude's like, "Hey, >> he just wanted to call you cuz he's like, "Oh, I could talk to Ryan." >> He asked me like hella serious questions. >> He's on the other side of the phone also doing the same thing Steve's doing. [laughter] >> This is not even Ryan. And then Stephen got mad, really mad at me because I I pranked him afterwards because um I told him like he's like, "Hey, how did it go? Did you talk to the guy?" And I was like, "Yeah, dude. I I told him um so I I didn't lie at all. I just told him the straight truth about everything." He's like, "Okay, okay." Like what? Like what? And I was like, "Oh, he so he asked me about like past drug use. I told him like you only experimented with like coke and meth like once or twice." And then he [laughter] just got mad quiet and he goes I'm I'm on the phone with him. He got quiet. I was like, "Hello." Oh, and he's all, "Bro, you may
13:27 have just ████ my entire s███." [laughter] >> Subie, >> he was like, HE WAS LIKE ABOUT TO CRY. [laughter] >> DAMN, you ████ with him so much. >> Poor Subie. >> And I was just like, "Dude, I'm sorry. I'm just kidding." And he was like, he was so shook. He didn't even like laugh. He was like, "Bro, you almost ruined my life." [laughter] >> I know. Cuz he's doing it all for his family and his kid and all that. He's [laughter] like, "F███." >> And it was it was believable because I told him like, "What? You told me like uh when you were, you know, like when you were uh signing up for the police force, you did this. You said the same thing just to tell the truth, right?" So, he really believed that I took it that way. >> Oh, you're good, bro. Omron. No, >> I just made that ████ up just to mess with him. But yeah, no, his recruiter loved him. >> And he knows about all of us and he watches Subin on JK, so he's like,
14:18 "Yeah, he's a funny guy. >> He knows what's up then." >> Yeah. Yeah. He knows everything I said was a reflection of what we said about him here. So, it's totally fine. >> I'm going to miss him, dude. >> I know. He's going to be gone for a while. He's going to come back a different guy, too. >> I know. >> Do you think he's going to be funnier? >> You think he's gonna be like he's be like Bart with no expression? [laughter] >> I think he's gonna have some funny stories. Some funny ass stories for
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