0:00 [Music] speaking of funerals what a transition huh I like the fans are not privy to I don't get I I get invited to more weddings than funerals that's you bummed out about that there will there will be a time in our lives where we're going to be going to more funeral because of all the weddings later you'll have more funerals uh so like you know being grown up in a church I feel like when what I miss about that Community is there's always something from birthdays to weddings to funerals and ████ right and I feel like that's missing in my life don't you worry once you have kids yeah lot of funeral our neighbor okay uh she told me she was like last year because her kid just went into kindergarten they went to 40 birthdays that's so he's like don't you worry about that I cannot wait
0:52 but you have a kid y birthday parties every ████ weekend some days you got two three birthdays go to all right so instead of birthdays let's bring it back to death all right funerals are pretty heavy huh birthday birthday birthday so uh there was apparently this uh stench that led officials to 189 rotting corpses at a taxidermist funeral home that's TI was going to be smelly huh that's hor did they not have refrigeration someone unplugged it that's yeah that's what it is somebody unplugged their Refrigeration yeah oh that's to the end of this article cuz 189 that's normal they're supposed to have dead bodies at a taxidermist place right that's the normal part but the stinky is the not normal part uh it's not supposed to be a taxid dermis place it's supposed to be
1:42 uhum yep what is it called what you say a m culen a micum a cryptography yep chorum well this home The Return To Nature Funeral Home in Penrose Colorado claimed to conduct environment mentally friendly Green burials yeah right dude what's that mean yeah right like you just dig a hole and throw your grandpa in there you let it decompose naturally they don't do the faldy that's going to smell like ████ don't they put faldy is that what they do what formaly to like preserve the body yeah yeah yeah when you're in bombing that smells funny that smells crazy I like that when it's a like at Afters they have that flavor it's actually pretty good no dude it's imagine ████ sick so it first came to the attention of local authorities after reports of a Puget smell pouring from the company neglected building local Federal authorities
2:32 executed a search warrant and initially found 115 improperly stored bodies at the facility which is about 100 miles south of Denver that same day a Colorado state official the program director of The Office funeral home and creatory registration spoke directly with the owner and operator of Return To Nature and in the conversation acknowledged that he had a problem at the facility and claimed he practiced Taxidermy there in so he made Taxidermy humans or you mean like animals he just wasn't good at it he was playing around maybe he was playing around doesn't specifically say he was doing humans and or animals working out the Kinks he was practicing Taxidermy there but uh in an order of summary there they noted that the facility had operated without a license since the the last November so he also reported that this dude attempted to conceal the improper storage of human remains at the facility so basically he
3:23 was just doing some really weird ████ when you say practice Taxidermy it makes me worried a little bit it just sounds bad you know like sounds like this guy yeah it's like this is Jeffrey dmer adjacent you think anybody who goes into taxidermia is like right on the edge Hannah's cousin's a professional taxidermist not necessarily her ████ got viral it's the it's the creepy Fox oh really that's Hannah ████ the fox that's sitting like this ████ with the funky eyes the funk so her specialty is doing weird and like like you know not like all perfect as ████ but like just in funny POS like yeah I don't know Hip-Hop Hip-Hop squirrel hip hop squirrel is that disrespectful you think like foxes would be like yo this is tight they're hyped about it would their like families come back and be like yo that's my
4:13 cousin avenge their cousin or like is that disrespectful cuz it' probably be disrespectful if you like put Nana in a like a b boy St upright like this with leg with their legs upe that be ████ fresh yeah I just made up the hip-hop part of it but he's just being a cute little fox just sitting that's a really famous ████ tax is that's that's Hannah's cousin can't believe that's Hannah's cousin that's czy that's Hannah's cousin and wait Hannah's cousin's I'm just my my my wife's cousin his wife's cousin's a fox it means that it's my relative too that's your cousin your cousin your cousin ████ with dead animals well I never met this lady but the um the funny thing is so she's such an artist the thing is she wasn't making any royalties
5:03 or anything from that thing until a fan that's a lawyer helped her go get um everything copywritten and ████ cuz I think that's in uh what the meme even yeah yeah yeah yeah so like you you're saying like from stuff like that she wasn't making royalties but somebody like took that as and help and helped that well yeah it was going all over the place but you know how artists are they just like they're grateful that their art actually made it into something they don't know about like they don't think artists don't know anything about money talk about how dumb they are you know what one of my lowkey dreams are to have like uh you know when you go to like a KTV and they're always playing random ass clips of ████ uh I hope that just kenja videos are just randomly a s█████ ass karaoke spots TI it's better than a ████ girl riding a bike at next to a pond for no reason that's what I'm saying they're just random ████ anyway
5:54 just Eastern European b-roll in um in the music videos that you're actually in for artists those are probably at some ktvs yeah but like KTV I like at s█████ b-roll type stuff you know what are you talking about cuz sometimes you'll just see a song that you obviously it might be like Snoop Dogg or some ████ like that anytv and then they're just playing random ass dance video it's the ████ the E and it's just a girl riding a bike next to the ████ pond it's like a Russian Park ████ and a ████ Dove is flying leaves are just going likey field to do with this thing Filipino magic mic back were the funniest you remember those cuz it was always like like 8 bit pixelated cows on a farm like and it would pan so ████ slow pasture somewhere pure hey how sick is that magic mic setup though I was about to buy one it's amazing I mean but I'm only thinking of like the late '90s
6:45 well the problem is even the newest magic yeah but they don't have like the newest songs I there's one somewhere cuz I've been on no magic mic where they're like here this is the new cartridge it's like all the later songs like they update them there has to be way to like there has to be a way to find like get a C I'm sure it's just like a USB and load I'm trying to have cuz now I have you know now I got Filipino parties at you trying to get one trying to get the best of the best I'm trying to get a magic mic where like we actually know the ████ songs and stuff do you sing a lot now I suck but Nina's good I feel like all Filipinos know how to sing I don't think I ever broke like a 87 on my score 87's hard to break though i' be happy to break like a 65 well my get that low on that 93 95 really that's pretty tight Filipinos be getting 99s on
7:36 the randomst like chy Deton ████ like on the randomst song hey but according to Donan dude got style I got style so much style but for in terms of that I feel like anytime someone's like trying to pitch a green alternative you got to you got a better you got extra check yeah yeah yeah cuz if it's just natural then it's going to stink cuz they'll just put it on their title and not really do anything about it it might be the same protocol they don't ████ know that's true cuz if I'm like hey I I live naturally what does that really mean no shower you know that means you don't wipe my butt no toothpaste none of that the toilet don't flush you just ████ in it that's natural like that's messed up to be like oh I want my grandma to have a green burial so you like pay extra to do this method and they just like
8:27 stuffed her in a closet at a taxidermist like ████ up well I mean she's decaying naturally yeah but it was supposed to be beautiful and like nicer than can you imagine the dudes like they just grab her and then they ████ go they just fold like Jazzy Jeff out of a ████ like Jazzy Jeff did you guys see that uh there's like a company who like plant you as a tree yeah that's cool that's pretty but like composting you into like soil yeah basically oh it's like that yeah they just plant a tree I thought they stick you in the stump and like you're just like in the wood would you guys get taxid dermid no probably not aider I'd rather be Char do you want like a basic B burial cuz I feel like all you guys are not basic people you don't deserve a basic even legally get text dery right isn't that like against
9:18 the law I'm trying to get cremated but I'm down for a maum what's a what's a be a that's expensive it's like you know when you go to the ████ and then you see a bunch of here's a cross here's a tombstone and then you see a giant ████ build out that you can like walk inside like the back rows of Rose Hills oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah they're like half a million dollars wait so the the one that you go in though it's like it's like an apartment for the dead though they got all the plaques and ████ inside right it's like a tough shed so those are the Ballers you could build like a big meline and have like your whole family in there just for you they could set it up too where they're glass and then you get the taxidermist to put you like in a superhero so it's like when you're in Batman's you know thing where he's got all the different super suits but it's just you and your family hella dead dead and then you make sure the
10:10 refrigerator's turned [Laughter] on that's the biggest problem nowadays with be sick though if you got all your relatives and you recorded their like last or most famous quotes like when you go to like those Marvel exhibits you could press the button say something that be TI out was your mine I have no idea yeah that' be that's a tough that's tough to distill out right if you could do that if you could have a mausoleum that you can view your tax dery body like how would you guys do it like I would have them pose me and my family as the family from us with like the red my wife would have the scissors right that's tight that's ████ scary as ████ that's scary my family would probably be like this His Hands On The Wall will just be him falling into guard choked out by
11:00 somebody falling into car falling like just slipping it would just be like this but then the arm is on a motor so it's tapping out push the button yeah push the button you like pull a lever like this yeah tap out but will be Bart will be behind Nick his arms will be like this and it's like an ex choke like they're buried together not even with family just for the bit that's your dying wish [Music]
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