0:00 just be an adult yeah be quiet about it dude did everybody jack off in airport yeah you put your foot on the [Laughter] door it's another classic JK news article where we're talking about a riverv viiew of some sort of place substitute teacher has been arrested for masturbating in the classroom during a lunch break girl what the were any kids in the class A girl um let's see here probably a guy Parts like do I accept or reject probably a girl Harvey Cole oh boy it's a dude oh that sounds like both that's unacceptable riverv viiew W State give me one second let me show you this picture I was not ready for that guy looks scary what were you expecting oh I
0:50 honestly was thinking of like some Santa Claus looking white dude messed out white guy I was thinking too I was thinking the same thing that's crazy you could see what kind of lighting is in the room based off his for head oh ████ what do you see fluorescent it's a ring light let's take a look it's a top down angle tube lights show them you could see so a substitute teacher not going to show Florida Oh's Sub sub teacher in Florida was arrested for masturbating in a classroom in front of students oh in front according to the Hillsboro County Sheriff's Office Harvey Cole age 26 was a substitute teacher at Bridge Prep Academy in Riverview on May 13th two St students students walked in on CT allegedly masturbating in a classroom during a lunch break so he got caught oh wasn't like in the middle of the classroom yeah it wasn't like hey kids we're going to learn Anatomy today yeah
1:41 at least you tried to be discreet yeah here's what a hard looks like why you doing it in a classroom right cuz maybe he got horny maybe he has a higher sex drive than the rest of us you don't know dude would yeah you're discriminating I have low tee though I have a little low you weren't jacking off everywhere 26 though 26 is still not in a classroom at work I think as I've gotten older I've gotten hornier what do you think that no way really yeah are you are you doing less sex at home you probably got high tea dude I think I'm getting higher tea lucky thanks dude cuz it could go up and down right I don't know I'm not really a sports doctor or anything like that I don't know I heard that if you get well rested sleep and you work out you're you get higher tea I've been sleeping a lot more maybe you've been taking your Ash gandas I've been closing my mouth when I sleep you think that helps cuz I'm normally mouth breather I go in the
2:32 middle of the night do you think that helps or is it just like small margins helps sleep night and then therefore increases my tea to make me hornier since you're super lean right now and going on crazy cuts for all these shows are you just like not horny at all or just like there's no there's no power there because there's no power because there's exogenous hormones involved you can still get erections but the desire goes down just like as far as your psychology goes but then his tea is probably through the roof though with the yeah testostrone but his D isn't through the roof going downwards have you have you guys looked into like naturally is there cases of people naturally boosting their tea though yeah you can naturally boost testosterone is not the only deciding factor of how ████ horny you are either no I mean like for just in general if you want to be or how jacked you are really if you raise your testosterone within a natural range
3:23 let's say from 500 which is normal to 700 there's no saying that you're going to get more Jack just because you did that cuz it could be fluctuating between that on any given day anyway so like the natural test booster stuff I think we talked about that last time it's kind of just like cuz it's a range right as long as you fall upon this range you're fine yeah okay raising it from like the low end 200 or something to like 900 might do something and you might feel a lot better and that's probably just a byproduct of like maybe like you said getting better sleep and better diet exercise it's always those three first before try any ████ Shanda gagas but question is can a man get so horny that he's just got to jack off on his lunch break that's a ████ good question you mean as like like a criminal defense you know if you work with kids you probably should trial I mean a court judge could
4:14 have empathy for such a situation if I remember especially here in California oh that's true yeah I remember homework always yeah oh cuz you didn't want to do it yeah I think he should have probably like busted a couple times before he went to work he probably should have just went to the bathroom stall or do that I mean like I would have done that or just or just go in your car on your lunch break like a normal person is that is that is that still okay like let's say he goes to the bathroom and he's jerking it into the Ural and then the into the Ural the boys run in and they go e like would he still get in trouble you got to do the faculty one faculty bathroom or not yeah not the urinal like go to the full stall but if they if they catch him doing it there too would they yeah but that that's also like the doors closed it's like considered a private place where your private cuz if the kid
5:05 looks over and then he sees you jacking off then he gets in trouble I was just shaking my dick off I had pissed and I was just what yeah what if he was in the bathroom and he was in the stall and then some kids came in they're like oh this guy's taking his ████ high school they start ripping the door open like who's in there who's in there and then they rip it open and they find out this guy's jacking it who's who's in the wrong here my faculty B bom right that's we got use the right bathroom cuz even if it's a faculty bathroom let's say we got a faculty bathroom right here right let's just say it's public enough where there's multiple stalls and Nick just happens to be ████ horny so he's jacking off cuz I did say I was horny or now bar you walk into that bathroom and you hear but it's a closed door but you you can discern that he is jacking off what do you do are you just like am I a
5:55 peacemaker or a troublemaker this is your office PE maker this is your office yeah oh for me I I don't care Nick's just ████ getting his jollies off man that's pretty cool hey you guys are pretty cool man you must not be on employers I have it pretty sweet here this must be a very 1099 hey man this place is sweet I was at a uh what if it was Anthony would you beat him up if it was Anthony jerking beat him up you let him go too he would just let me go get my jollies off I was like that's my J I'm like you know how many ████ videos we need to shoot today yeah so if you want to ████ delay the quote that's up to you and I'm like don't worry dude I'm quick dude I'm quick man I'm quick delay the quota but to me it's like that that's so similar to just like guys getting caught masturbating on an airplane like I've gone to the bathroom and jacked off on an airplane me too yeah sometimes the
6:45 mile high club by yourself is a little fun just be an adult yeah be quiet about it dude did everybody jack off in airport yeah you put your foot on the door sometimes the altitude the altitude makes your makes your wi hard sometimes the altitude show of hands show of hands have you jacked off in an airplan I haven't I'm going to say yes I can't remember but it's more likely that I did but I can't damn am I the only one that hasn't jacked off on a airplane dude I've done I've done it for sure because sometimes your your we we gets hard from the altitude that's want to when I was 14 I was jacking off everywhere not domestic International I did domes I do an hour flight I don't give a la Vegas I don't think I've done uh domestical long yeah International I think I might have international yeah I'm Jack on the highway in my car come on really self drive is it hard to drive like
7:35 busted isn't that like messy and dirty and stuff though we have means we're in America we're in America I've only jacked off to the point of no bust to stay away wait you busted while the car is moving or you that's why you do it yeah while you're but don't you but don't you want to sleep after you bust I'd rather pull over that's why I don't bust I'd rather pull over I Edge to stay awake cuz I'm asleep that's a new trick guys if you're falling asleep in the middle of the night and you're driving home Edge Edge up I'm I'm serious you wake the ████ up you got to be disciplined to Ed you're living very edgy got be has spoken you can't be no weak ████ he's living life on the edge I'll take Edge Lord over shoot cobbler Lord Jared have you ever sprayed the bushes spray the bushes spr the bush you know what he means I feel like if I was driving and jacking
8:26 off first first of all I can't do it but I feel like if I did I feel like if I had to bust I would just get out at the last second and just spray the bushes your timing has to be Immaculate while you're going like 75 M an hour on the freeway oh you slow down you put the emergencies on so people know so then they look at you what you doing and then you go by the bush that's risky yeah yeah no no no I just do it all over you know all in the car while the car is moving yeah bro we have means we're in America that's crazy that's what stop lights are for you couldn't even do that when you were like wow the car's you never got roadhead I got to I got to go like that and then stop it and then so if you were getting roadhead you would stop the car go to the Bush come pulls her hair up runs to the bushes but that's less coordination because it's happening to
9:16 you drop me off at the park drop me off you're driving you're multitasking why you driving with two hands anyway put it on your cck well because it feels good you got to go 12 and six he's squeezing the ████ out of it he's a whole when he lets go it's like fingerprints all right let's say you have a self-driving car would you start jacking off more while you drive you're driving LA to Vegas yeah la to Vegas I think the stress really hot podcast you're Listen to I think the stress of me uh about to crash would not get me in a horny mood hey you know what I'm thinking about now did you say that yeah self-driving it's got you when I drive I get so mad sometimes I can't even get horny dude no way I'm ████ yelling at Chinese people I'm yelling at all kinds of people Chinese people usually it is US yeah stats stats man yeah yeah no
10:06 my car self drives right now and it freaks me out really like I I have the ████ uh Lane thing well turn with the lane and I still keep my hand an inch above this like I make a similar sound but my hand's down here you're more scared when it's driving itself cuz I'm like this ████ can't do it right you don't feel happy that you could grab both your balls and your stack you didn't practice as a kid one-handed steering yeah of course well you have two hands on the gear shifter you're scared you're just scared a trucker is going to see you and he's going to get turned on and he's going to go H you want to join me I think I think hey Bart truck stop baby yeah what was that one movie where he has to take of ████ and he's at the truck stop and then the door like
10:56 meet me at this time oh D Dumber D Dumber that's right Dumb and Dumber it says meet here for manly love at 210 and he looks at his watch exactly the time and it's seab bass yeah that's a good one
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