0:00 throw up throw up the leader's name the leader's name is barbecue no way shut up swear to God that's his name cause y'all about to get smoked [Music] nice of you to uh bring your bodyguard today Nick by the way thank you these are my guys right here dude I'm a lover not a fighter you're the killer body parts yeah yeah look at these things bro dude I'm not a ████ I'm not a fighter what are you doing I'm a ████ I'm just a guy that comes on the show just be choking dudes out Nick's nervous I know I see it I'm not nervous I'm not nervous I'm an edge there's a difference so Ryan tell us about the article all
0:50 right why don't you tell us about your workout plan I don't know if you this is this is the guy for the workout plan Pilates yeah you lost a gang of weight how much shreddy dude 100 pounds literally 100. it's probably like 65. yeah Flex Zoom three Flex show them the tries now show them the tries yeah you gotta make that face all right here's what's going on uh the article about buff guys no but it's about uh something that looks very similar to this there's a trees sorry I don't know could be trees yeah um something big is going down in Haiti right now something really huge why Cliff's the president he wanted to be I remember that yeah yeah but that didn't happen that probably might have spared this fate from happening but in Haiti right
1:40 now there's a major thing going on with gangs and one of the major gangs has taken over the fuel supply for the country no way oh ████ that's kind of smart so I give him props too but you're not good for the country but I give him property can Bart dap them up yeah but that's like the cartel right yeah cartel just run everything like cops don't ████ with cartel government that's true yeah same gig yeah so there's a gang called the G9 family and allies throw it up dude oh gosh G9 dude don't do it now we're on patreon dude throw up throw up the leader's name the leader's name is barbecue no way shut up swear to God that's his name cause y'all about to get smoked is it barbecue in English or like
2:30 barbecue spelled out in perfect English spelling okay so it's not like a Haitian word no for barbecue then they just trans unless it means something else when you say it in Haiti but yeah well I'm sure it does but barbecue is the guy's name and uh so they've taken over the fuel supply and because of doing that it started a chain reaction of all kinds of crazy ████ which of course is you know to be expected but uh hospitals can't do certain things Banks and grocery stores can't be open um everybody's facing hunger and famine there's like huge ████ things going on didn't they already have issues to begin with yeah I'm gonna take my props back though yeah yeah that's not ████ up I don't know you should know this with Ryan information they may not have even recovered from their last natural disaster which is you know the was the earthquake and the flood and all that no because White
3:20 Cliff allegedly embezzled a lot of the funds right so and then he caused the floods yeah what does ukulele yeah he needed a he needed a Manhattan yeah he needed that Manhattan office uh for his charity yeah they you know the big Return of the Fuji is going to be delayed because of all this so the thing that's crazy is that the gang leader actually made an announcement saying he's willing to negotiate with the government and he will release a fuel under certain conditions what are the conditions isn't that just extortion but it's for the people so it's okay yeah he's gonna basically let the field back out if they take certain key members of their organization and put them in political power whoa yeah that's a mob ████ that's the real deal right there is Hash is Haiti its own country or is it like
4:11 Puerto Rico where it's like a U.S town oh it's its own country sometimes it's cool to be a U.S territory it's a good because you're right you're right they are requesting foreign aid to like help them God damn yeah but no one's helping them I don't know if they're helping them enough because nothing's changed I think the time of that's over it's kind of hard to help nobody nobody helps anymore it's a little bit hard to do it and I mean it whatever it takes to help them here would be something like very covert it wouldn't really be like a guns blazing yeah everyone's coming in because these are just these are gangs it's not an you know they don't really they got a lot of Expendables so uh because of that because of this takeover other areas are also now controlled by other local gangs because there's very little they can really do because
5:01 resources are so ████ yeah so it's a lot of ████ going on he wants to start this thing called the Council of sages which would be like his appointment this guy's gonna it's pretty good that's kind of cool man it's kind of cool dude his name is barbecue dude oh man can we get wands or something what is it the gang of sages what's called Council of sages the cat is way better I guess it didn't have a ring if you forgot it in two seconds I just got too hyped I just got I got too excited so um one thing the UN has tried to do is they I don't know don't laugh at this because I just did it's ████ up but the UN said they are um imposing an arms embargo freezing their assets putting them on travel bans oh great they're gonna be a travel ban I mean not to sound too cynical but I
5:51 don't know that anyone's gonna help only because there's no money in it yes I mean that's that's being really realistic yeah it's being really cynical over there buddy I know you know I don't want to go off on the ledge but uh no there's no money in helping them to know you're so negative Walter yeah they're probably gonna be like hey let them have their Council sages let barbecue do whatever he wants and then it's barbecue but it also does say that it's highly unlikely the government's going to Cave into any of their demands really so pretty so they're gonna have to kill those fools you describe your military and just that's if they want to but you know like with the travel ban all that does is it like people oh we can't travel to Haiti well you can't go anywhere there's a travel ban so it makes everything okay so then there's gonna be like hey just let them do whatever they want and then if they're gonna kill each other let them kill each other whatever next that's I feel like that's what's going on yeah they're just gonna wait it
6:41 out yeah I feel like there might also be some kind of like die hard plot where like if somebody tries to uh take back the fuel supply then some some guy's gonna hit a button and all the gas just explodes I don't know it seems like there's got to be a leverage point there they're not just standing there and going you can't have it they might be that that might be it I think they're too busy thinking about me dude they call this guy barbecue he's not gonna not like this ████ up that's his animal there's gonna be fire somewhere yeah what is that the extended lighter is that like but it's like 10 feet right I think it needs to be a little bit further and if that was the case of course you're not gonna put that in the news no of course not because they don't want you to know exactly what the stakes are but for sure they have you said steaks
7:33 yeah dude so it's it's pretty hardcore what's going on man and uh and by the way that like announcement that he made was like I think that was on their media like he released it like the statement of saying I will do this if if did he like hijack a new station too or no I don't know if they got all that he might have just got a new station on me I don't know man maybe I'm being a hater but I feel like after that first hurricane whatever 10 yeah I'm out man I know poverty's a thing but I'm swimming somewhere else why are you living there that's kind of like New Orleans you guys ever been to New Orleans yeah that's rough I'm moving out of there there's a genius in New Orleans this is the genius The Genius of Louisiana after Hurricane Katrina their left their levees were three feet high yeah then when Katrina happened it oh you know obviously the whole city flooded they had the money to rebuild they rebuilt it
8:23 like they should have rebuilt a five ten feet no no they rebuilt it three feet yeah no even if it's ten feet I'm moving out like yeah yeah yeah yeah because it's below 15. per day the entire city dude they buried they actually bury their dead six feet above ground they don't bury their dead underground it's because the whole city is below the sea level yeah and so their levees only were three feet high from you know big hurricanes I didn't do anything but they rebuilt it at three feet it's like when I add one foot budgets try yeah just try think about it but no but it's because of the human Spirit we rebuild we don't move we rebuild not me no I moved yeah I moved yeah Bart literally yeah yeah he moves a lot almost exclusively because when they
9:13 say the New World Order like once that big earthquake happens the new uh ocean front is gonna be Denver oh yeah you guys know about this so that means we gone yeah we're all gone like what's a big earthquake yeah you might need to yeah you're supposed to go to like the peak of Colorado for like the ████ water not to get to you type ████ all right what's the timeline on that one I don't know like it keeps changing I think it keeps changing but I thought that'd be a great show like a great sitcom like you buy a Suburban home in Denver and you know you've got nothing you know your backyard is your neighbor and then that earthquake happens and all of a sudden and boom you're not oceanfront property I think it'd be awesome sitcom yeah but you're also like Oceanfront like an underwater Cemetery you know it's like for now what is this New Orleans ah it's the new ocean yeah it's the new ocean and like I think that'd be cool that'd be a cool TV
10:03 show like now all of a sudden you're sitting on millions of dollars but it's not realized millions of dollars so you don't really know what to do you want to input except everybody in production died yeah everyone's gone except for anybody who was on Superman the ride because it doesn't go back down because they're stuck that one time that one time it doesn't work you're stuck and they're like oh thank God this ride ████ sucks and these are ████ facing helpers you can't even see everything that's going on down below Life Is Life [Music]
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