0:00 A lot of like women would be like, "Yeah, I want a guy that's like a like makes a ton of money, a ton of money." And I'm [laughter] like, "Okay." Yeah, I'm like, "You want to You want to do that? Get a" Get Get a Get a Indian man in Silicon Valley. >> [laughter] >> That's true. You're like a bad genie. Welcome back to Careful Boys. So, women have resorted to going to Home Depot to find a man. I was telling you about this yesterday. >> Yeah. Someone was totally saying that if you're a single woman and you're looking to find someone, that you should just go to the Home Depot and like wander around and a guy will come up to you and talk to you. And I'm here to tell you they are 100% correct. It actually
0:50 worked. I went to Home Depot and not only did a man come up to me and talk to me, but he actually asked me where the hay bales are because he thought that I worked at the Home Depot. >> [laughter] >> I thought he asked her for a number. >> Wait, so but did anything It was that a joke? Did anything come out of that? >> she's just doing a bit about the trend. But this The trend is just that chicks are going to Home Depot to find men, yeah. >> Like finding Jorge in the parking lot? I think it's just finding dudes. Blue collar men. But the But the real ones are actually finding success with it? >> Yeah, they're like it's because they want to get married. But then But they know they also want a male, like a guy that could be like >> man's man that's handy, yeah. Not a guy
1:40 that's like going to give her make her do 50/50 on everything. >> Like they want a dude that won't look at a hammer and then go, "Ew." >> [laughter] >> Ew, or buy the hammer and tell her to do it because she's empowered. Yeah. I feel like one I mean, this is me just being racist towards construction stores, but maybe go after Lowe's. They might They might have the higher-tier quality dudes, maybe. >> Don't go to Ace Hardware. No, that's like down here. That might be like former ex-con, you know. >> Definitely don't go to Pep Boys. >> But Lowe's, I think you might find the clean-cut dudes. Like I feel like the the the contractors you find at Lowe's, they got all the permits, got all the
2:31 workers' compensation stuff squared away. The The Home Depot, it's like half and half. You might find the guy that's down to do some under-the-table work. He used to be a registered licensed electrician, but it got revoked cuz he helped a buddy do lights for his marijuana grow-op, but he still has the skills. >> [laughter] >> Like you know, that's where the the scale is. >> You know where You know where you should go if you're in California is Contractors Warehouse. Oh. >> Or Ganahl Lumber. Ganahl Lumber. You know Ganahl Lumber? It's all wood, but it's all like large-scale jobs. So, it usually you'll you'll see the foreman or the boss. >> Also, the ballers will be there. >> [laughter] >> That's where you need to go, see. >> Yeah. Contractors Warehouse would be That's like a Contractors Warehouse is like a hardcore Home Depot. Hardcore. It's like going to Restaurant Depot. We need to We need to >> Home Depot probably buys their ████ from there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, [laughter] yeah. I feel like we should
3:22 We would be really good at helping single women like find the right guy. We would be matchmakers? You think we'd be good matchmakers? >> I think so. Because like So, like if they go, "You know what? Like I think I'm going to go to Home Depot." And it goes, "Wait, wait, wait, before you go, then we can tell them like I know you want a blue collar guy, but you want like the general of the blue collar guys, right? So, this is where you go. And it's like And you're going down this aisle. Like don't go I don't know, like don't go in the lawn care aisle. Go to like this aisle, you know? Like [laughter] Cuz it's like within within that, there's a realm, right? Cuz she just might be like generally all the guys there are going to do well. And I'm like, "Not all jobs pay the same, girl." Also, don't don't dress for girls, dude. Dress for guys. Look like you you're a victim in a horror movie. >> [laughter] >> I'm running mascara. >> I want you in tight jeans. I want you in
4:12 a ████ tank top, a white little white tank top with a bra underneath, okay? I want you to jiggle and the ████ around in Home Depot. No No sundress. >> No No sundress. That's what I'm saying. Sundresses are for other ████ They're not for me. Or they're for like, you know, ████ right-wing dudes who are like Brylin Hollyhanders of the world. I like sundresses. What the ████ That's hella feminine. That doesn't like get your dick hard? Well, wait, but that's what they They're trying to get married, though. >> Wait, sundress? The guys The guys might just pump it >> It gets my dick hard, I think. Don't think sundresses are hot? Sundresses don't get my dick hard, bud. Like not like a chick who's afraid for her life running in a ████ scary movie. >> Because That's because you like Carmen Electra type ████ [laughter] That's true. I I remember it, yeah. Yeah. Do you think this trend is it's like a reflection of the state of society where there's like you know, we going towards this like this this basic society where everyone's equal, both
5:03 there's no such thing as roles, so we can all do each other and it's just kind of like this mush versus there are people that are still like, "I just want to be a girl and I just want to meet a dude. I like I liked what it was defined as before. How do I like not go here and find someone here?" You think that's like a reflection of society? >> I think it's also a because everyone consumes so much content all the time that like most likely people a guy might see this and go, "Oh, now you want a trad guy after all these soy dudes." But it's like to assume that's the same woman that was saying the other opinion is stupid. You know, maybe she's always felt like finding a trad guy. Maybe she's never like to think to kind of people generalizing they just blanket every statement into all women or all men. You know what I mean? And it's like >> They're stupid.
5:53 >> There are people that this is what they've always wanted, you know? >> Now they're just going to where they want that kind of guy. And I And I I I think like if I was a matchmaker, right? Like I would put people to where they're trying to, you know, they're trying to find like that type of person. So, like a lot of like women would be like, "Yeah, I want a guy that's like a like makes a ████ ton of money, a ████ ton of money." And I'm like, "Okay." >> [laughter] >> Yeah, I'm like, "You want to You want to do that? Get a" Get Get a Get a Indian man in Silicon Valley. Yeah, [laughter] that's true. You're like a bad genie. In their mind, you know they're they're thinking about celebrities and athletes. >> Like a Winklevoss twin or something. >> They want a 6-ft beautiful [laughter] ████ athlete that's also ████ loaded, right? And I'm all like, "Yeah,
6:43 but I'm looking at you and I'm like probably the best chance you're going to get is that." Or like, "Are you Are you I mean, that's not a bad pick, by the way." It's just It's just probability-wise a six-figure earner that's young is going to be a Asian guy in tech. Yeah, he's like, "I I do all the IT for Oracle." Yeah, that's going to be probability-wise the highest chance of a six-figure earner plus. You're going to be the the Japanese-American Kevin Samuels. Remember that? How he he would he would consult with like black women and then they'd be like, "I want this. I want that." And then he's like, "You're too fat." He's like, "You're too heavy for that." >> Yo, some of those girls were crazy. [laughter] They're like, "What What are you? I'm 5'5", 300 lb with four kids from four different baby daddies." He's like, "Who wants that?" >> Yeah. She [laughter] goes, "I want a man that's 6'2", no shorter, and they have
7:35 to make 400k a year." Oh my god. >> Yeah, and then the guy comes out of nowhere and dragon kicks her balloon, so it pops. >> [laughter] >> Like I love dragon kick. Yeah, dude. It's like, "You're not getting with me, dude. You have five kids?" >> How do you become that way? Like how do you become so delusional to the point where like you believe a knight in shining armor is going to come and rescue you? How about just like how about just a nice guy? >> Yeah. >> [laughter] >> How about a guy that will stick around? Cuz you got four baby daddies that don't. You know? Like what the ████ That That I think is the fun That like with home math, that's the funniest thing to point out is that like when you have the high-value man you're dreaming of, he has a pick of anything he wants. Why would he be like, "All right, I'll be a stepdad of eight kids?" Come on. And marry this gargoyle that has no goals in life. You know? [laughter] Like what the ████ Gargoyles have goals? Protect the city.
8:25 >> That's true. Scarecrows away. They scare birds, right? But I think it goes the same way for guys, right? Like you'll have a neckbeard ████ I want a big-titty goth chick. Yeah, but I want that beautiful e-girl. But I want her to also make her own money cuz, you know, I I don't Like what are you talking about? What wealth are you protecting? You You have like $2 to your name. You're like, "I don't like gold diggers, so I [laughter] want her to make her own money, you know what I mean?" >> Right, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> She's going to take half of my twin mattress. Yeah. >> [laughter] >> They're all worried about like a pre-nup and ████ You own nothing. Like what are you talking about? How handy are we, though? Are we handy? I've gotten pretty handy, not only on myself, but over the years Yeah. out of necessity. I feel like [snorts] in this group, Ryan's probably the handiest. >> so. He built all this crazy ████ >> Depends what it is, though. I still can't do electrical ████ I'll
9:16 die. >> That's next level. Can you I think next level is like welding and then electrical ████ Electrical's pretty hard, but I fixed my soft serve machine and that was That made me feel like electrician. >> feel like it Like the generational gap, though, like when like if I'm talking to Smacks' dad, just the ████ that he did on his own with his two hands, built their whole house. That's like Aaron. All of it. Yeah, and like And he's like we're talking about swapping motors. He's like, "Oh, yeah, I've swapped a few motors in my time." And I'm like, "A few? Like why?" And he's like, "Well, back then we just had to." I was like, "Damn, dude. That's so crazy to just know how to do that stuff." >> like I'm as handy as like maybe a 90's girl. Okay. >> [laughter] >> Okay. Like you can stop you can turn off the water. Like I could do Yasmine Bleeth.
10:06 I think I could do all the basic ████ >> Yeah. And I have a couple saws at home and like Yeah, you've done a lot of stuff. >> But that's about it. I can't do Could you build a fence or something? Yeah, I could build a fence like nails, screws, all that stuff I could do. But like if my ████ garbage disposal takes a ████ I'm going to call someone with a feminine voice. Can someone help me? [laughter] Or you know like the side step of my truck it was stuck. I was like, "Oh, if I only knew a mechanic." >> [laughter] >> Yeah, there are some things though that are just don't deserve the trial and error that you can offer though, you know? But after you find out how much techs charge to flip a switch on and Super motivating. Yeah. >> I'm like, "Bro, that took 300 bucks? What the heck?" Dude, how much
10:56 locksmiths charge? Yeah. >> For one ████ knob, dude. Yeah. >> Or the time it takes too. I'm like I could do this for 8 hours or someone can come in like an hour or two and bang it out. >> could potentially wreck it worse and then it's even more hours and more expensive. Yeah. But what does blow my mind though is like things that I think is just basic like being able to replace a door knob being able to just adjust pipes because they're misaligned or whatever. This new gen can't do any of it. >> Well, don't they just Google YouTube and then they just copy off of people on YouTube? >> That's what you would think, right? But they don't even like pull up the phone to do that. >> They might not even know like the building blocks. Like they might not even go like, "Oh, there's a difference between like a Phillips head or a flathead." You know, they like like super I think they have to start from
11:47 ground zero versus I think most of us it's like we already have 101. So maybe like the 201 301 stuff we need help with. But I think a lot of the younger generation they don't even have 101. >> Do you guys have shop class? We did. I didn't take it. I didn't take it. >> shop class. It was tight. Oh, dude, I I forgot to tell you guys this really cool thing that happened. So I needed to get um I need to get a ceiling fan wired in and installed in in one of the rooms in my house that doesn't have an electrical like place to put it. So they have to like get from another room they got to like take the smoke detector out or whatever and then wire it through fish it Through the attic or Yeah, attic and then out this thing. So I'm like, "I'm not going to do that. I'll call somebody." I get some dude to come and do it. He uh shows up at the door and I was like, "Oh, so how much is it to get all this done?" And he's like "Um normally
12:39 it's like whatever 350 or whatever." He's like, "But I'll do it for 200 for a careful boy." Let's go. I'm like "Oh, ████ No way." That's ████ sick. >> "Hell yeah." >> I like when they slide it in like that. >> He was like mad young and then so he like ended up doing it and then he's like he has like a family business that does all electrical. Ooh. >> Yeah, and they're like like him and his dad and his brother and they just like banged it out perfect. I thought they were going to make mad holes in the ceiling but it's like you can't even tell. That's tight, man. >> nice. He got everything. >> After they do the electrical, do they also do the drywall part of it or no? >> They didn't have to cuz they didn't have to they didn't wreck the ceiling, yeah. They just they just took the uh they used the hole from where that smoke detector was and then they found another light along the way they pulled that light down and they used that I get their contact info? Yeah, dude. They're
13:29 I always need electrical ████ done. All the time. They're dope but the thing that stuck out was just how young he was and how like good he it like I guess like I haven't seen young tradesmen in so long. He's going to get so much ████ dude. That's what I'm saying. >> Go to Home Depot. >> He's a hella cool dude, too. So if you guys would need electrical stuff, they do everything like anything with lights or fans anything. They're dope, yeah. I don't want Tyga to turn out to be a ████ ████ So like I always like if I need to build or do handy stuff, I have him work with me. But I can see why like it's easier for Dash to just get the ████ out of the way cuz it makes it 10 times longer. Yeah. Is it this one? I'm like, "F██████ s███." Or like when you're not looking, "Oh, I cut part of the door off." I'm like, "What the f███?" >> [laughter] >> Cuz it takes twice as long when he's around. >> It must be more frustrating if you're the kind of dad that really knows what
14:20 you're doing, too. Cuz like I don't know what I'm doing all the way so I wouldn't be as pissed. But yeah, like when >> building this thing and he was like, "I'm bleeding." And I'm like, "What what happened?" He goes, "I sliced my finger open." With what? >> Um he was like I do was using this blade to do something with and then he just was like being an idiot kid, you know, and he's like, "Oh, what happens if I go like this?" You know, just cut probably like bartending seas where you're like, "Okay, that didn't cut me. That didn't cut me. What about >> [screaming] >> ah?" Like that. I did that with the first time I I got a razor, you know, like my dad's shaving razor. I did exactly that. I was like, "That's fine. That's okay. Oh, s███." The straight blade? Yeah, the just a regular Gillette Yeah, yeah, yeah. That happened to me, too. It's going to get you like if you just do it enough. Yeah.
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