0:00 [Music] the playboy mansion classy never heard of it what do you guys think goes on there probably everything now or back then actually i do want it i think ejaculation probably now very basic i thought they sold it they did yeah now that hefner is dead i think yeah but but then oh no actually before before he died they sold it but the only provision was that hefner wanted to live in it until he died yeah yeah i know the boring stuff let's just get focused on what what yeah orgies ████ in the grotto parties hot chicks ████ they probably bring a lot of celebrities michael bay showing off his six-pack abs is what i hear all the time yeah i don't know understand he leaves his shirt open he has ████ six-pack abs he's rocking around all the time nick's like how did i not see this video yeah like what dude
0:51 because you know they're they're they're adding gay a lot of gay like so playboy used to be you know like pretty much four straight men the phrasing just made me laugh yeah they're adding gay gay hey you guys hear this bret man rock was the first dude on there rock yeah there's like nope man there's guys there's gay guys they're acting gay they're did you hear me that play boy now it's an evolution you know so the evolution of strait is gay he said the evolution i was thinking about pokemon
1:43 what alright so a playboy bunny reveals some of the strict rules while living in the mansion what are those rules right can't eat too many cookies from the kitchen for being a girlfriend of hef there are rules about things like that yeah but you know to get into a former playboy model has opened up about what it's like living in the infamous mansion including a number of strict rules that women had to follow i bet it's weird this girl's name is jenna bentley from montana gotta shave your puss puss huh resulted in the bunny it's rewarded like that in the contract you could just say ████ right now remember there's a there's a playable mansion that actually means and then there's also a bunny house that's right next oh yeah i heard about that so so this chick jenna she lived in the bunny house uh which was next in the mansion for a year between 708 is that the real real spot like that's the more exclusive like everyone can walk around
2:33 the mansion but the bunny it's probably where the girls live let's get into it uh she was 18 years of the time said it was a dream come true for her to live there at the resident residency but it wasn't a complete free-for-all okay so some of the rules in terms of how strict they can get um sorry this was just bringing out asian gourd sounds and ████ [Laughter] it's ambiance people got a gong that was trying to meditate in here and ████ yeah then i'm trying to center my inner peace and ████ before you know it he's got that that buddhist bowl ooh playboy i was thinking about michael bay the whole time meditation nick dude so they had a uh 9 p.m curfew oh that's awful a 9 p.m curfew and if you didn't
3:24 make it into the house by the 9pm curfew you slept on the lawn what see there's always some weird that's ████ weird she says they were very strict about it if you missed the curfew you're sleeping i'm assuming the house has so much ████ you don't really need to be out by nine that sounds like a cult yeah bro what you can't justify that a 24-hour kitchen a 24-hour kitchen with cookies everywhere look i'm pretty sure though i'm pretty sure the whole you're really about to cook for the second time you got cookies girls what else you need bro i want to live in there and eat the cookies it sounds like a like some college dorm room ████ they weren't allowed to have boyfriends like even meeting boys was an immediate kick out of the of the body that makes sense former model did say that uh what she got in return was unbelievable the place had movie theaters animals trampolines
4:14 stylists i guess i wonder for what hey i would start jumping on a trampoline these trampolines everywhere but you're hitting cameras everywhere too ████ getting content at every single i moment thought it was weird that there was ████ trampoline in the bathroom like when i'm getting chased there's just a bunch of showers just white t-shirts with a bottle of water right next to the white t-shirts and trampolines she says it was a real-life barbie playhouse there were servants doing all the cooking and cleaning there was a phone that we called dial a dream because you could press zero and ask for anything you wanted anytime day or night like if you want to mcdonald's if somebody would go out and get it see you could be in by nine you can call anything damn so you could get like a giraffe if you i just want a ████ girlfriend they already had drafts there i don't think you would dial up for us that's pretty tight actually she said
5:04 speaking about the party she said i mean people think they were wild but they were wilder than you imagined uh at one party she saw angelina jolie tommy lee pam anderson dennis rodman like the parties were crazy and they're all ████ each other she would and she would often walk around with trays of party favors it's in quotations so i'm guessing drugs yeah interesting uh she said i never had sex with hef ever but i did uh once walk in on him having sex i obviously can never say who it was with all i can say is that there were four people including him wow he has three girlfriends all at any given year at any given he had girlfriends and wives i think he just had apparently he had one wife oh maybe he got remarried then i don't know i thought he had one wife like actual wife and then a bunch of girlfriends or something i don't know i know he had girlfriends and wife wives uh but they all lived in the main house so there are three main rooms in the house for his girlfriends and wives and
5:55 the rest of the girls lived in the bunny house and stuff like that whoever were playmates of the month though like herself who was miss april back then you could stay in the in the actual mansion for an entire year for free wow and you would help out with help out with body paintings press release going out with hef stuff like that um and shoes confessing a lot of girls try to get close to have so they can get more money but when she was around shoot like you know back in the 80s and 90s it wasn't really about having sex with any of the you know he wasn't about having sex with any of the girls he was just i'm guessing he was having sex with everybody else realistically um she just said he would shuffle around in his uh slippers bless his soul i think all the blondes just looked the same to him by that point yeah you saw he's definitely he's gotta be outsexed oh and also he's old as ████ so like dude that dude was probably freaking forgetting he was like ah yeah cause that era he was already pretty grandpa-ish right he was fighting dust
6:46 yeah even when he was tv show he like dance dude as old as ████ bro he for sure was far and dusty he was busting dust too for sure busting busting down apple was busting protein powder dude you probably can't even get the whole dick hard at the same time it's probably like soft here but hard here or harder but still softer the hard regions yeah but by that point though like a half burrito no it's like that it's like that thing that implant you can get where you like squeeze a nut and then it inflates or whatever no way yeah it's like an implant oh yeah we talked about it imagine though like all right so it's already hard getting hard when you're that old right but then the ████ that he has to do because of all the experience that he's had because you have to beat what you have if he's had ████ orgies with the top-notch women yeah and they're like he could have five of them more than one then what then what's next what's the
7:36 next level ████ elephant is that what the zoo animals were the gay boy mansion that's nice right they got gay now right they got gay they're acting gay they're adding gay that's the evolution that happened after half left the d evolution yeah it was a little too late one generation two yeah he missed it dude he was holding on that was like his dream he was waiting for that transition and it came too late you think the world wasn't ready at the time do you know how old he died it's like 80 something right not sure i just know he died in 2017. i guess i could look it up but i'm gonna put my money down for like 83. make guesses right now because i'm sure the past seven yeah i'll go 86. damn 91. whoa was ████ in the 90s damn that's pretty good you think he was still ████ the last two years of his life he was getting he was for sure sucking if bretman was on it does that mean that food's showing bret man ████ butt i
8:27 don't think they show me look at that should i look up brightman rock's playboy spread and he's yeah like is he showing nudity no they stopped doing this before dudes yeah they stopped doing news like two years ago oh really yeah they're trying to be classy or something they're trying to be like esquire mag or something probs yeah i'm sure there's a marker for it now it's probably easier to sell across the broader square starts doing nude but that's like then that's like maxim yeah yeah it would be but maximum in other countries has nudity what i thought maximum here at nudity i've never bought one but what i thought they did i didn't know maximum had news not when i was buying them in high school but other countries like different magazines like fhm will have nudity really yeah different different countries different standards for that huh our standards suck yeah we're the most uptight for sure you guys know brentman rock not tight tight well he wanted your tight butt i know like he did get him on the ████ i tried to he's so busy yeah my
9:19 wife's a big fan every day she shows me new bretton rock videos and he's awesome he's great i love him he doesn't love me you know what's funny is that bart and geo both tried to talk to him and he gave jill no talk and you could split it with bartlett hell yeah dude funny that's like on point that's like on brand correct yeah but it's just super it's still super funny he's just being professional he's like geo woman not on brand let's talk with bart he's such a professional beefcake bart yeah beefcake bar warren buffett bert quan dude bert [Music]
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