0:00 what happens when you hit 2 million you get the tattoos and it goes back to like 1.9 oh yeah what happens then yeah then if we get to 2 million again we get another touch [Music] they said that we would never get this far no did we hit it we didn't hit it you 1.99 what are you doing we are at are we are we celebrating too early are you no we need to figure out what we're even gonna do one point you guys are all getting tattoos Colleen's getting tattoos with it that's what's happening here right we're at one point nine nine no Bart's gonna get the same one on his other Shin now yeah so he's gonna match now are we really gonna tattoos bro what do you mean are we really we said we would last year are you a little bit are we getting are we getting what BART we're getting fear everyone are we getting it on the
0:52 shin though so the same spot we have to technically for the record I wasn't a part of that you're part of it now now you're part of it now there's no escaping dog and you got to get it on your butthole or behind the ear wait then everybody's got to get on their bus no yeah this is this is a follow-up we're gonna we're gonna create the rule right now oh no so on like exactly like him on the shin no technically this is what we really said okay okay this is the actual okay okay we said we would get tattoos if JK was still around a year later that's true after when we said that so regardless of no years later after two million wait no no when you were first bringing up that we're gonna get tattoos I lie a lot you said if JK is still around a year later that
1:45 was in August so August is coming up August is coming August is a month from now for two million Subs we'd ever had anything tacked down on what we were gonna do so it was that why to keep why do people keep saying to two million I think it kind of gets melded because we survived nobody thought we would everyone lost surviving plus games getting too real now can I change what we're getting ready for the tattoo careful boys those two gangsters two gangster I don't want to get in trouble wait I'm down for careful boys do you really want Bart because the thing is I already got Asian characters I'm gonna be a whole typewriter on my body I'm gonna be an Asian squirrel I'm gonna be a weird stereotype come on do you have any ink on your body I have no ink on my body but I agree to read to it I think I have to do it get like a neck tattoo dude a neck tattoo like so okay
2:36 we're getting barks getting barks thing right here and we all got it matching but how was that won't that make you feel less special why because because right now there's only two guys with that tattoo it's cool that Morgan look in here there's more idiots than you should hear everybody dude and I'll get the I'll get the double ones it's extra stupid why can't you just get your butthole tattooed hey guys I'm gonna put my two weeks notice in now I quit now you could get it on your calf so it's different I know you wanna it's like presentable you know just so you guys
3:27 know the DMS and the DMS in the oh they know JK constantly sending reminders about hey the tattoo is coming up get the tattoo August is coming we have to two M sub oh it's in August well the thing is originally we the correct thing is that we said we would get it a year from now so that would be this coming on the timing might line up what but people people have tended to equate that with two million Subs it's almost like one in the same and Verizon that he would get his in English I said that that's right now this is another reminder yeah because I thought it was funny oh no but I would want to match with you guys are we really crazy we have to do it because it's such a good if you're not a writer just say so right now just leave and never come back I said I put my two weeks already Nick let's go you don't have any tattoos get the out of here we can escape
4:18 now just the one right here I thought you were pointing to your butthole oh okay that's I think that's good I will never Welch ever so you either get birds on the shin or you get a stamp of fear everyone now we gotta do all the same yeah we gotta take a picture together Anthony has to get it too you think Anthony is gonna I think Andy's gonna be in Indonesia I think I'm also going to be in uh it's gonna be a bali dude hey would you get a chat with us yeah she is she'll do you have to bro yeah if it's not on your getting all your knuckles bruh yeah on your knuckles yeah yeah neck Blaster you already got one here yeah yeah bro we get in our Shin does that hurt no
5:08 is easy if you do if you do Shin we'll agree to let the bubble thing go yeah that's true yeah don't you dare do this who was in the video when we when we talked it was all Colleen it was the fully assembled careful boys yeah it was us and Anthony technically unless I'm subbing for Anthony so technically I'm not well Anthony's gone you have to sub for him for his leg Anthony please you're gonna be Anthony's leg hey did your tattoo hurt on your shin I mean all tattoos hurt yeah but like more than the others no in some areas hey Nick is it your first tattoo first tattoo oh you're gonna love it I think the inside like the actual sensitive areas hurt this is not it's not too bad you know around the shin it
5:58 burns it's not like pain I start crying I'll be fast this is fast it took like 30 minutes that'll be a great JK Adventure I think I think it's so should we schedule at like a tattoos shop let's just say we already have tattoos or down they're like well dude really multiple artists have messages saying I got homies I got homies that are tattoo artists okay we'll do what we'll do we'll all have an artist doing it simultaneously and we'll record it I need to pick my artist no it's all gonna be great because it's gonna come out with anyway I'm picking the artist for Anthony what the am I saying this is the s████████ artist is that a s█████ job it looks good it's just the font wasn't a Japanese dude I have two of them
6:58 who's walking beside you like maybe the person on your like left-hand side didn't see that tattoo so the person on the right hand side has an opportunity to know that you fear everybody yeah that's true the haters were so short we were going down right and even we said we were going down but that's why we bet a tattoo on our body forever to say that maybe it wouldn't happen but we thought guarantee there's no way this place survives but now we get to say the haters was so wrong and now when we get these tattoos they're going to be burned up they're gonna be molded because not only are they molded but we also gained subscribers they thought we was dying a plane going down a ship sinking an Ocean Gate getting crushed perhaps instead a Phoenix Rising above right gaining Subs gaining tattoos at the same
7:48 time new tattoos bro first timers even both first timers right here I'm gonna bite on an old-timey leather belt while I get is it on the right leg or the left so I think for you it depends if you want to if if we all get get one then we'll all get the right one right let's do right I don't think I can do the left I had I think oh yeah I have something there I have an unfinished tattoo there gotta be somewhere like hideable no you want the world to see that's got to be the same place yeah we're proud to be it it's okay I'm not part of this anyways it's for Anthony I'm speaking on Anthony's behalf I can't believe Bart's gonna get it on a southern place I was just joking about that that's so good it's something that you threw away in a bit and now it's a forever thing on his body for everything because then it's like it's not fair that we all got to get it that's not fair it's not fair
8:41 [Laughter] I say we do this right okay we all get the tats and then the next week we kick Nick out that's so good yo Hey look it's just not working out everyone hates you no one likes you on the show hey hey Nick can I talk to you outside we gotta go we can leave now um we're not showing up tomorrow yeah we're not gonna be here right is that good that's good I love you it's a move we made a blood leave the channel it's never reaching 2 million okay it's on Nick's body the joke is complete you guys all get fake tattoos I get the real one bars just spray off in the back
9:32 you're like oh what the you guys is that like a uh at all a big deal that like is hitting two million subs for JK news is pretty good we never celebrated for any sub-hitting I know I'm patting on right no that's actually that's actually style right yeah we're supposed to pop it up and win was it 100K or something or a million or yeah we're gonna finally do it I don't know but that thing is that's so good that's no it's like a 13 year old champagne that would happen and it's expired we're gonna try but like no we brought it to Vegas remember and we read it and then it was like it's expired and then we looked up can you drink expired champagne they're like no here's what we're gonna do we're gonna pop it we're gonna we're gonna pour a big glass for it and then all gonna not drink it we're watching drink I'll throw him back oh
10:22 good okay I wonder if it'll pop it's so old like there's no more carbonation yeah it's all flat it's like not it's not like wine right like wine it's like aged and yummy yeah it tastes like vinegar but hey we'll just have the dancer try it and then we'll okay so did both of you it will be your first tattoos That's crazy dude I was telling tip about it she was like you're gonna get a tattoo with them and I'll get a tattoo with me first oh will you do that first hurry up you got till August you can't get a tattoo yet oh why does she want a tattoo no she just was like she was I think she was being funny she was wearing a joke what are you guys gonna match and get I don't know you guys want to get matching tattoos with your lovers she can't cancel I put Nikki's name on my body somewhere for sure sure how about Nikki's property like an Old English
11:14 only if you're killing me at the same time yikes is um did JK news ever have over two mil at any point oh no no it's always like almost there and it dies and it goes 1.94 1192. what's the clock is this the closest we've been it went like this it was like this thank you dude that's crazy then man yeah it was like a flight to Vegas you think you're going to New York and then you just go right down why would you anyone think they're going through so true I booked a flight to Vegas but somehow I still ended up in Vegas do you remember back in the day where you just could buy the paper ticket at the airport and then yeah and if you just walk on the flight but then also like you can walk on and be on the
12:07 wrong flight too yeah you could totally get on the wrong plane yeah back in the day yeah that was fun man so we're gonna do this huh dude I love that our we got a b-plus score what does that mean it means we're not good enough is it like social blade if we had Asian parents it's over yeah we're dead it's over it's over that's pretty crazy man I didn't know that I thought it at least at some point it was over two mil and then dipped does it give you an exact number of how many subscribers yeah it is I don't even know where to find them wait go to about yeah you're in about oh if in about it doesn't have a how do you always know which which question to ask wait wait wait I know exactly this guy yeah my mom taught me how to do this it's okay you guys could also just be like no and then move on what happens when you hit 2 million you get the tattoos and it goes back to like 1.9 oh yeah what happens then yeah then if
12:58 we get to 2 million again we get another touch well it was never a 2 million numbers I think it was to survive a year hey don't they don't doesn't that happen like real time yeah so you can see it go up dude if if all of you guys just tell one of your other friends to subscribe it'll blow past two it's like a pyramid scam yeah please you tell your family who really wants a tattoo because his first tattoo needs to be there yeah it needs to be Japanese tell your friend don't worry it's like a pyramid scam
13:49 just you know subscribe and then tell your friends dude look at that Colleen's gonna get one too it's actually one nine nine three five one eight okay so socialblade sucks you could see it live yeah there is a live one that works we're only 6 500 away from two mil let's watch the live one we can see it move up and after this video if they if each person took a friend this social blade probably got too big for their brother just say like okay live YouTube subscriber counter okay okay social Blade's the one that came up go down yeah okay and then put in the just kidding news yeah just kidding this and it better move it's a zero oh it did go
14:42 199.4719 holy hey you just saw 1993 oh oh they lost they dropped out they just stopped they stopped 17. I thought it went down oh just went up on oh we just gotta subscribe I've never even this is good content yeah sure this is what people are subscribing for yeah yeah this is good that's pretty cool man yeah where did all those millions of views go because our videos get like 40 000 views is that the norm on YouTube though oh yeah notifications too yeah turn on your notifications we're bad at telling people yeah hit the Bell like And subscribe dude because all the new YouTubers are gonna say all that I like it turn on the notifications
15:34 can we finally get careful boys merch at two mil yeah yeah let's just do that we can I feel like oh did Orion post like a few options and people were either it's gonna cost some moolah cost a little bit of bread yeah or we just Teespring it make them all pay for oh we just lost we just lost a subscriber dude we're talking about merch and we lost one maybe we're gonna talk about merch yeah let's not talk about merch you guys ever been on Teespring by the way nice super tight it's tight but the shipping is insane can't keep talking about Merchants don't talk about Teespring any don't talk about Teespring oh we got okay stop talking about talk about your feelings Nick yeah oh no no no no the viewers don't like that no no Nick is a hit in the gay community [Laughter]
16:27 let's go talk about Steve Step Up Nikki's head come on come on come on come on this is a fun game I like this game please nothing oh
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