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Nuclear Wastewater Released into the Ocean, China Bans All Japanese Seafood

#radioactive#fish#ocean#vendingmachine#japan
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0:00 they love the self-punishment huh yeah Japanese are ████ gangsters that's why I like them though yeah because they also go I made a mistake see you later [Music] so real quick you guys heard about uh what just happened in Japan live in Japan by the way Tat's up is it the Fukushima fish yeah baby Fukushima water so yeah China says they're not gonna eat any fish ordered from Japan they banned they ban Seafood from Japan so the reason we're just saying this is because Japan has begun releasing fukushima's treated radioactive water into the Pacific prompting a strong rebuke from China Anthony Lee was there when this happened the day that I arrived was it the prime minister or who was it the guy that was like eight fish on camera like hey the

0:51 fish is cool though yeah he ate radioactive fish he probably ate like some fish that they got from someone and it's like confirmed like proven that that's the same they said that it's that it's from there basically what they've been doing since 2011 or whatnot is they've been like taking that water and they've been storing it in these like giant tanks yeah but they just ran out of real estate there's the water that they flooded the plant with right yeah so there's just no way they can hold any more so now it's just kind of like it just hit that kind of moment where it's like okay there's nowhere else to put it so we're gonna have to treat it or release it into the ocean it's been treated they've been treating it right you know what's so stupid about Japanese people is um they could have totally just left it out for evaporation but they had to ████ dump it back in the ocean because they're trying to make Godzilla but if it's you're really trying to oh they're gonna do it if they wanted to if

1:42 you leave it out for evaporation doesn't that just do the same ████ isn't it still radioactive rain yeah they'll just make Mothra it goes in the clouds [Laughter] yeah that was fast that was very fast yes Godzilla universe that was good that was really fast um yeah so it's gonna happen over 17 days long um they've been doing it now the whole time and it's it's drawn protests in Japan South Korea so I mean if they don't got no space where is they supposed to put it yeah what are the protesters doing like that they're not gonna do anything we're holding up signs brainstorm or something did you hear about the radioactive pigs what happened to them oh yeah during the spill they all of these uh pigs started eating up like the radioactive plants and debris and everything there yeah and then they became like ████ radioactive monster

2:32 boars yeah and then they're asking Japanese Hunters to just go and then like kill them and then the hunters like there's not we don't have enough guns here so they're like anybody want to come and kill some radioactive pigs come along for real I wonder what they look like crazy Japanese radioactive Pig do they look any different they got like tumors and stuff they supposed to be like big ass ████ with crazy ass tusks and they just look like like radioactive so they're like rocks they look like the yeah holy ████ hell yeah I don't know if Bebop was a rhinoceros or the pig I don't know they look like Toco and razor from the movie oh yeah part of me kind of just trust the Japanese they say it's good I think it's all good no is that wrong for me I'm not stupid they're infants [Laughter] but it just looks like a pig okay

3:23 what about sending the water to China I like how honest you were without looking up some freak wait what they look crazy it does look like a kind of that does look like a regular bore can you can you just send it to China only got some space yeah we should do a collab do they have space it's like a big hole and pour it in there or something I don't know if their nations are like cool like that right now they should they should just get over it when they're treating out they're just pouring bleach in there what are they doing they should go see a therapist they should they should be baking soda absorb it yeah that could be do they have betterhelp.ch I thought they already been dumping the water and it's been going into the ocean I bet they have who knows what they say they haven't they say they've been storing it and now um everyone's freaking the ████ out about it fishing groups are especially affected especially just public

4:13 perception wise people are going like what should I do I'm not gonna eat fish is that a mess like insanely big Market buying fish from Japan yeah even for themselves right because they get they fish throw their own fish but like the exports too yeah yeah man and that's the thing it's the it's also you know is it going to destroy the the Ecology of the region right we don't know what the impact's gonna be yeah so you show up this starts happening what's the tenor and tone of the region you're just kidding News live corresponding you're on boots on the ground you know what's crazy uh years ago I was actually talking to a Japanese dancer right who just had this like not like it's overly pride of Japan feeling but it's more like uh my country my nation made this mistake so I will eat the fish because I am the people of this

5:03 country whatever happens they love the self-punishment huh Japanese are funny that's why I like them though yeah because they also thought I made a mistake see you later yeah freaking honor kind of dope man you know what that guy's dad said she's like he didn't do any you didn't do it Dad no we're people hella talking about it there like were you nervous about eating fish there uh no because like I also maybe because I heard that and I learned it and I kind of like respected something about it I feel a similar thing it's like at the end of the day human beings did this like us as a species we like ████ experimented

5:55 with ████ I didn't do anything dude nature did it dude we didn't do ████ I didn't do ████ don't replace yourself to like a Somalian pirate you're like they're just human beings that do things so the way your brain goes you make things evil for no reason it's only for Anthony you said you said you sit human beings there's honor in the in the code of what I'm speaking and you're like just dishonoring the honor part you're you're taking L's for every with everybody the honors you're taking a big fat out with this water goes in the Pacific you're already eating it I'm just acknowledging it I'm not can I say something dude I eat chicken of the sea look are you chicken nuggets don't give him that if you have a couple pieces of nuclear Sashimi you'll be fine dude diluted solo you'll be fine bro you

6:46 just don't eat it all the time you just ████ you know you mix it in we eat a little bit of mercury with it anyway oh dude we got Plastics and everything people are talking about micro plastic got microplastics we got pesticides on stuff like even the organic ████ yeah but that's not the nuclear ████ you dumb ████ Plastics like oh yeah we got we're drinking out of plastics they're like yeah it's not drinking nuclear in 12 years from now they're gonna be like oh Red Bull causes this death blah they're talking about fluoride in our tap water you know what I mean I'm turning the frogs gay yeah but then yeah that too which is actually yeah there's so many gays lowers your IQ gay frogs makes you dumber apparently it's supposed to be good for your teeth other people are looking at us like why are you drinking ████ milk from a cow because it's bomb that's that's cool that's fine but I'm just saying like no matter what everything is already like

7:36 we're all a part of this ████ ecosystem and we submit to it so I'm like it is what it is if we're drinking fluoride in the water it lowers our IQ how are we smart enough to know that [Music] that is brilliant dude how are you not a stoner what the ████ I kinda am so are you saying like the the when it gets dumped in the ocean it's gonna reach every corner of the earth anyway some through some means like Joe said I think they've already been it's been leaking for for over 10 years it's already affected whatever Fukushima happened Shores in California were experiencing radiation yeah like it's more it's over what we've been eating radioactive ████ for as long as that's happening and they're just released by the way the ocean does have an unbelievable whatever you call it you

8:28 know the way that the current filter system it's pretty crazy how the ocean can cycle out like waste yeah but it does take a long time and you know we got ████ tires in the ocean we got trash in the ocean we got a giant ████ plastic pool in the ocean yeah we got a big ████ gigantic mud ball of trash just let Gaia do its thing just a big old Brita is that your nice way of saying bucket let's just all eat it Loki yeah all right you don't need to eat it directly from the source I mean like maybe we can just eat Pacific Cod and then it's like far enough or like Atlantic salmon or whatever you know yeah there's no radiation in peanut butter and jelly I say the Japanese people just for a certain amount of time peanut butter and PBS like a month just

9:20 for a month yeah just a cup of noodle cup of noodles PB and J and some katsu it's not radioactive I want to turn into a toxic Crusader though when I eat it have you ate one of those strawberry cream sandwiches you could you gotta try it when you're in Japan what is that so they have like these fruit sandwiches where they put fruit with cream and then it's like a ████ white bread sandwich oh my God you get it from a vending machine it's like strawberry shortcake are you going for like 7-Elevens and Lawsons yeah machines in Japan are Next Level that's the last level that's the last level that's like literally as good as it gets yeah and and you can be like on a hike to go check out a waterfall and there's a vending machine and you're like who put this ████ yeah and it's like you get a wedding cake out of it in nature yeah if we could find a way to do a little bit of that in the states that'd be

10:11 pretty cool I don't even know how to do that though it's ████ crazy yeah I don't know how they do it and then the vending machine will have hot and cold drinks too sometimes yes it will that's an amazing yeah what the ████ they got vending machines that serve high balls what's that whiskey and club soda but it's like dude that's just out there they just trust trust their people to be like oh maybe the kids will drink yeah the Japanese are efficient so I trust them dude I trust their fish so if they say they treated it they probably did treat it then well dude yeah because the Chinese said they treat I don't know about that yeah Chinese don't treat things very good sometimes because they're non-treated things are already Radioactive I trust all the stuff I got from teamu bro it is I trust them to clean it up we always do when BP makes two cookies for

11:01 the Chinese isn't it like so Japanese people be like oh no we made an accident sorry it's a little bit of radioactive but then Chinese people are like oh here's a perfectly good natural fish let's put some lead and radioactive and let's get a little bit of more ████ and now it's good yeah I gotta I got a fake NFL jersey from China and they didn't treat it very good I got fake Yeezys from Tito it's they fit great but they smell like fish for some reason it's radioactive fish I don't know what the ████ I probably got here on a barge that's why but it didn't it didn't smell like fish when I first got him it's like as the months went on I'm like oh oh yeah open the soul up it's a scratch and sniff [Music]

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