0:00 I agree you don't look like you take stories at all he's not big enough he's definitely not big enough no his nipples are too small way too small tiny nipples his nipples are too strong we're gonna take steroids at least look bigger [Music] I'm gonna start this one off with another photo oh yeah yay no spoilers what happened talk about it talk about it oh those are acne scars huh no way that's like Gucci that looks like something else are those acne scars or no that looks like uh my boy Dark Age syphilis what do you think it is oh man what's that term where you're like over scar it looks like um blisters there's like some people they can't get tattoos because like let's say if they get a cut the skin grows back like on the outside crazy
0:51 yeah like keloids keloids it looks pain I've never known about this is that a uh what do you call it like a side effect from steroids this is a side effect from no way there's a bodybuilder who's showing off the serious damages steroids have done to his body in a bid to warn others oh you just never know what happens to you right it's random because of how hormones will react to each individual huh oh so it's by the person everyone has different receptors and so you don't it's really hard to predict how you will take things and also when you're not doing it in a regimented way like a lot of bodybuilders it's just let's just go ████ ham yeah so instead of treating it like a scientific experiment like the way you should a lot of people are just self-diagnosing self-dosing and then they just like the effects are crazy it's so ironic though because you like
1:42 want to work out so you look good with your shirt off and like lighting conditions are high and then you know you want to turn the lights off it's like oh geez so yeah you're right these are called keloid scars very very good wow um a keloid scar is an enlarged raised scar that can be pink red skin colored or darker than the surrounding skin this is a bodybuilder from Ireland who's super like you know got into it got super obsessed with it really enjoyed you know training with this other bodybuilder that's how he got into the sport and whatnot and he said you know when you go to the gym and start making progress people accuse you of taking steroids as bodybuilder and bodybuilding is a short career so he's like ████ it I decided to just go for it take some stuff who might as well do it what did I think I'm gonna do that anyways I'm gonna ████ just do it anyway when bar would come to the gym that I used to work at all the time people were like yo that
2:32 guy's on the steroids right like this dude's for sure on steroids and I go no I really don't think Bart's on Sarah is he's just a strong buff guy I'm not even show the guns dude I'm not even close to like yeah but you can steroids but you hang out with a bunch of like freaks though oh yeah like a bunch of like genetic freaks like normal people you're on Star Wars I agree you don't look like you take stories at all he's not big enough man he's definitely not big enough no dude his nipples are too small way too small tiny nipples his nipples are too small we're gonna take steroids at least look bigger I did wonderful like half a second was big enough to be like no I don't think so let's do squatting 400 pounds in the early all right so like remember like before Instagram and how Fitness got so popular right like going to the gym was a really not everyone's like normal
3:22 thing to do now it's like pretty average at least someone dabbled in it so during that time we had a buddy he was skinny as ████ right and he kept telling me yo man we gotta we gotta intervene with Bart and I'm like why and he's all like man I've seen this before like guys that get in the bodybuilding like they're he's all into steroids I know it I know it and I'm all like I've lived with him for days there's not been a moment I would have with them for minutes many days I see him taking his medicine with a needle every day I know he's not on steroids that's insulin that's for diabetes ████ how would you know like how are you so sure and he was so ████ sure that Bart was on steroids and we needed to have an intervention dude this always happens some one person goes through something and now they need
4:12 to copy paste that to everybody yeah it's so annoying and and this guy was so skinny he looked like skeletons with skin oh yeah he did skeletons Laurel he's so scared of steroids he went the egg all the way yeah he's like don't lift weights dude it ████ you up it kills you dude women go through that ████ too when they get too skinny and like people start going oh she must be like depressed or on drugs or some ████ yeah dude look at poor Rebel Wilson dude chick loses some weight and she's getting more hate than ever yeah dude and Adele Adele's getting hella hate hello sucks now she's fat phobic for being ████ that's what they do they're like she's fat phobic because she's like taking pictures of herself like wearing nice clothes even even lizzo who didn't lose weight said she was like eating healthier and everyone started cheating on her for that yeah
5:02 like I'm not even losing weight I'm just eating better yeah I'm just eating more vegetables dude get off my back just for her ████ life span I can't believe people are pissed at lizzo about that and not the crystal flute thing no one's talking about it oh it's a twofer it's a twofer piss me off like nothing else it is it is sometimes more entertaining when somebody was entertaining when they're big oh like Jonah Hill when they gave him ████ yeah for sure yeah it helps yeah yeah yeah yeah I agree I agree that's very true I'm not trying to do a ████ because you know we're on a live stream or anything it is hard for like you know like the Matt Rife how he like a lot of his comedies a stand-up comedian that's objectively ████ hot and a lot of his material is about being hot and it's so ████ funny but if he just didn't address it and tried to be funny normally it would be pretty hard yeah a lot of people would just not laugh at him imagine skinny Chris Farley yeah that is good imagine skinny Point like
5:53 this yeah no Beverly Hills ninjas yeah see guys they want to keep their guys fat not because they're like you're being fat phobic but because you're not funny anymore yeah we missed the Jiggles that's true imagine this is funny imagine a six foot Danny DeVito yeah not as good is that weird yeah that is weird he has to be fat it feels like a Gallagher all stretched out yeah look what Gallagher had to do man you gotta smash ████ watermelons does this guy have like a surgeon general's warning or something he wants to tell the world well at the end of the day I think uh like you said uh people are self-dosing and doing all these dumbass stuff this guy said I got mine off a guy in my gym which I wouldn't recommend doing whatsoever because you could be taking anything you got to hit up liver King's guide a lot of those guys what would what would be the right way to get they start slow so the right way and if we
6:44 could get Dr Mike here one day he'll tell you the super right way because he actually has a PHD in ████ Kinesiology and stuff but uh the super right way so before you get into like full-blown anabolic steroids which is what I want let's all do it what people are doing now I guess the legal way is hormone replacement therapy you guys familiar with that so like trt yeah yeah so it's like it's uh like my test levels aren't high enough so let's get get it back to maybe normal range and then maybe a little bit better so maybe back when I was 25 or maybe even better so usually the symptoms of low test is like you're depressed low ambition you can't sleep that well maybe you don't have morning wood or whatever or your sex drives low so you have actual symptoms that you're trying to treat versus the um bodybuilders they're just taking arbitrary amounts a thousand milligrams of this and it's like well what are you
7:34 trying to treat I don't know it's got to be a thousand milligrams versus the other way you have symptoms you're trying to treat and you give the lowest dosage possible of one specific steroid and you bump it up and then you wait like two weeks do you feel better you is your sex drive up do you feel less depressed and then they slowly bump it up there and then then they start adding things to your like a cocktail or whatever they call it and they'll start adding other things to fix those symptoms and the minute those are fixed you're good it's like literally like taking like antibiotics right like once you don't have the flu-like symptoms you feel good you don't ████ heal from your colds from antibiotics and I'm gonna take another three things of penicillin just for the ████ of it because that starts going into this realm and so that's kind of like the very very clear difference but now um in the bodybuilding world people are approaching it from a more science and
8:24 more like medical based way so it is getting I guess smarter and like there's a ton of phds that are on steroids now because they just enjoy the hobby of getting jacked so there are like uh like proper ways of doing it now is that is that how the Russians did it yeah so those guys they have actual Chemists in their like national teams that are administering this so those guys have been doing it like the correct way and they're doing it in a way where how can I get these athletes on and also get away with the piss test so it's like full circle versus these guys they don't give a ████ but yeah test me anytime I'm a fail every single time no matter what yeah cause I'm on everything you know still couldn't be Rocky though this guy talks about how he had two
9:15 severe breakouts of acne and boils uh he had one more after he stopped taking the drugs so uh quote I ended up having my first breakout on my back Midway through 2020 and this is when I was uh when I lowered the amount I was taken a lot of people have said to me why uh didn't I stop after the first boil but I was working towards a bodybuilding show which she had already put years of hard work into fries are nuts too really what fries stopping taking it well the minute you take exogenous hormones meaning hormones outside of your body it tells your body to stop producing its own and if you take it for a long enough period of time like people that are on actual steroids once they come off uh they'll start getting like gyno because they start building like because it's like a reverse effect so you have too high up estrogen so they'll start getting like girl tits and stuff and they have to be on trt for the rest of their life they
10:06 have to be boy yeah Bart knows a lot about steroids I really want to be honest maybe we need an intervention this is what this is this is an intervention yeah I saw a guy in Hawaii that was balding but had titties in a Hello Kitty backpack I was wondering maybe he used to take steroids you could always tell though it's always a Hello Kitty backpack I saw a chick at the airport and she was wearing a t-shirt that says I woke up like this but then she ironically looked like she woke up like two seconds ago and I was like does she know yeah yeah am I gonna tell her like should I just be like hey you look like ████ you look like you just woke up you just woke up like is this supposed to be ironic yeah good if it is that's great I was troubled by it yeah she like she's supposed to be like oh can you believe it I'm so pretty but I woke up like this
10:56 bro like actually no you look like you just did yeah but isn't that what they do like you're you're supposed to be hot in your that shirt and then everyone's like oh badge Queen oh my God I'm a little ████ Queen oh my God Slayer supposed to say that oh yeah you should have told her next time make sure you go up to her I was so troubled by it I went in this in that Subway thing that they take you to the house just like this for a while like yeah the little transport I should have said something I had a Larry David moment I was like what do I do yeah you should win you know what you did you did it you sure did man ████ did it steroids huh I'm thinking about it steroids think about it every day man but once Dr Mike talked about it and he was saying like Tesla made me not want to do yeah oh the depressive stuff like you just kind of feeling like really anxious all the time feeling like someone's gonna kill you out of nowhere
11:46 when you're just taking a shower so Dr Mike is bigger Pro bodybuilder as in he took steroids yes yeah and he opened about it he's so super open about it and he was like you know he does his injections uh twice a week won this in the beginning once uh in the uh in the end of the week and it's a hormonal cycle it's literally giving yourself a period like uh like a man period right so he was like there's times where it's like he takes it ████ crazy test it out I'll ████ kill anybody and then Thursday he sees mountains like oh my God the ████ mouth I'm so ████ beautiful because the test comes down your estrogen goes up like a ████ and so when I hear ████ like that I'm like dude I don't know if I could handle this kind of like bipolar transparent about it I'm a normal person dude imagine just going through your normal life when I'm driving by myself I called someone a ████ stupid ████ today and I was like right after I said it I was like I
12:37 gotta relax dude and then you go sometimes I'm taking a shower and I have a panic attack yeah oh God ████ oh ████ what the ████ happened I'm like I don't know about all that dude I'll have what he's having yeah yeah yeah that sounds like being a woman that's a video [Music] thank you foreign [Music]
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