0:00 Want a summer apple? >> That's That's pretty icky. >> What's that? >> In Rush Hour, too. You ever watch Rush Hour 2? >> Oh, right. >> Summer Apple. >> He's in the limousine. >> Some apple. >> Wipe yourself off. You're bleeding. >> Welcome back indeed to Careful Boys. Today we're talking about what is the most Asian thing that ever Asian. >> Oh my gosh. Shut up. What do you mean the Asian thing that most ever Asian? >> What's the You heard me. >> What's the most Asian thing that ever Asian? >> Yeah, we're going to debate the most Asian. >> William Hung. >> A man, I hope not. Really? >> Why is that the the the Asian that Asian that Asian? >> Because he was the reason why JK started. >> What? >> I don't think he agrees. >> Did he give?
0:50 >> He was the inspiration. I don't think that was the reason. I think the reason >> the main reason was cuz we were bored. He's the reason. >> The reason is cuz Gio was like, "Bart, no, don't do that." So then he had to do this. >> Uh when he was singing, >> I thought he was talking to me cuz when he said, "Talk to me. Tell me your name." I was like, "That's me." >> He's all Joe. >> Joe, >> did you ever buy Did you ever actually buy his album or anything? >> I did. I downloaded it on Napster. He has a Christmas album. I bought it. >> Yeah. No way. >> Oh yeah. I was like, "F███ it. I got support." >> Funny. >> He was at my house like 2 years ago. But we he did my podcast. He was a really nice guy. >> Did he uh sing any of his bangers? >> No, I I did I felt bad cuz I wasn't I didn't want to be like, >> "Hey, do it." >> Oh, do the thing. Do the thing. You know what I mean? >> Well, we could do that here, though. >> Yeah, we could do it here. >> Yeah.
1:40 >> I think karaoke with them. >> We won't feel bad >> cuz we could pressure him. >> We'd be like, "We said that you're the most Asian thing that ever Asianed. >> Now do it. Now do it. >> Do it." >> Does that feel like the most Asian thing that ever Asian? >> It's pretty up there. >> Okay, we can beat that then. >> Yeah. How about Bruce Lee? >> Bruce Lee's pretty Asian. Yeah, >> that's pretty good. Actually, >> I think the most Asian thing that ever Asian, honestly, and it's kind of annoying is Asian-Americans. That's what I think >> as a whole as a monolith. >> Well, like so like let's say you go to Asia, right? >> Yeah. >> They don't go like, "Oh, it's a Asian thing." Like if you're in Japan, this is a Japanese thing. Everyone's like, "I know we're all Japanese." >> But they think we're lame. But then over here, because I think we're losing a sense of our identity, they're like, "Oh, that's >> they're like deep throating you. the Filipino thing. >> You're flying the flag way. Yeah, I get it. I get it. >> You're so on the nose of being Asian >> and you're Asianing the Asian theme, but
2:30 then in Asia, they don't even give a ████ >> They don't. >> Like, this is the authentic sushi and Japan's like, I'm just making it to feed my kids. >> Oh, they're just doing that that mochi thing. >> Yeah. You know how many Japanese Americans get like Japanese tattoos and ████ and then in Japan they're like, "Bro, that ████ is ████ played out, dude." And they want to get like a eagle on their shoulder. What are you trying to say about our shins, man? >> They just want things that grasses greeners. >> But this is new. This is new sense though because if we were That would be like if like a bunch of Japanese dudes in Japan like wrote in English like fear everyone. >> Mhm. And it's not even like stylized. It's just text. >> Yeah, cuz that's how they see our tattoos. >> Well, that would be like a white guy in Japan getting a fear of everyone in English.
3:20 >> Easy, buddy. >> Well, just >> that was pretty close to insulting me. >> I was just trying to do the flip of a >> Oh, okay. >> You know what's a really Asian thing that Asian You remember when they were showing like those uh those photos of like this is like the Chinese decathlon team, right? But this year they got usurped by like or or like the the American Decathlon team won, but it's just all Chinese people as well. >> Oh yeah. >> So the flags are Chinese China versus America, but the picture is just two Chinese. >> That's like the mathletes in every school. >> Yeah. Mhm. >> Every team. It's like every different flag from every nation, but it's just Chinese people. >> Chinese Germans, Chinese British, Chinese >> That's like the spelling be now. It's always an Indian kid. >> Oh yeah. >> Yeah. Team Australia versus team England. It's all Indian kids. >> Yeah. Spelling English words. >> They're always so meek, those kids.
4:11 >> Yeah, that must be the trick. >> Yeah. >> All right. What's more Asian? I mean, neck shark. I would say neck shark's pretty damn Asian, >> but it's it's just too Asian. >> Wait, isn't that what we're trying to find? >> But it's like Bart said they're just fronting so hard. >> No, it's very Asianamean, >> right? >> It's like It's actually less Asian. >> Is this universal Asian mothballs? >> Oh, that's pretty damn Asian. >> I know. We had moth balls, too, though. >> Really? >> Yeah. My mom's closet. >> Your whole closet smells like ████ >> Mhm. >> You know what I realized, too? >> That some stuff that I thought was Asian is actually British. >> Like what? >> Milk tea. >> Oh, I can see that. >> Putting milk in the tea. >> Yeah. >> Well, they they technically Yeah. invented that probably. >> Well, didn't didn't they make tea in general? >> Well, like some of the stuff I thought was Chinese. >> We made the tea. >> I don't think they made tea. >> I think we made the tea, but I think
5:01 they brought the milk milk over. Read a book. They made tea. >> They did. >> Google's it or Google it. >> Why people didn't make tea? >> That trash ass Earl Gray. >> Nah. Chinese had tea. Why? It's a collaboration. >> Chinese killed the ████ universal tea market, dude. It's impossible. >> My phone so I don't pull up spreadsheets and stuff. >> No. T your internet browsing history. >> You don't know how to do the double display like I was doing all day yesterday. You don't know how to do that. >> You don't know tech. >> I got to remember how to do it. >> This is cool. I think I think footage of you on your phone's pretty pre pretty pre >> T does not have an inventor but originated in China. A dam see >> that's the most Asian thing they've been doing a thousands of years >> leaves don't even grow in England. >> I I still I still think fireworks are pretty damn Asian. >> Oh yeah. >> Wait. Fireworks? Yeah,
5:51 >> brother. >> I think that's Asian. That Mexican though. >> It's what? >> It got gentrified by Mexican. >> Mexican. >> Oh, >> cuz now they're the ones that light it whenever the ████ they want. >> Dude, it's hella Mexican now for sure. Especially if you live in LA, it's like, "Holy s███." >> Are fireworks invaded by Asia? >> Yep. China. >> It was >> wanted to get more sick footage of you. >> And even the current modern-day firework, all the illegal ████ So, I went to Perump to buy some. >> Oh, yeah. That's right. >> All Mexicans in there. So, all the ones that are blowing ████ up in Albuquerque and ████ Fresno or whatever or Fontana. >> Yeah. >> They're still buying it from the illegal place in Perump, >> China. But you look at the box and it say all says made in China. >> Oh, >> how do they even get it over here if it's illegal? >> So, it's legal in Perump. >> Oh, >> so when you check out with those fireworks, you buy a license and that
6:42 license is only $5. It's a fireworks license. Damn. >> And it's a it's like >> they know what you're doing, right? >> Yeah. It's a wink wink thing where you're only supposed to light this in perump. >> Oh, it's like medical marijuana. >> Here you go. Oh, don't forget you have to buy the fireworks license. And don't forget, you could only light it here. And everyone's like, "Wink wink." >> And then everyone has ████ like pallets of fireworks loading it into their cars. >> They're just peeling out to another city like right away. >> Right away. >> I bet there's barely any fireworks in prompt even like going off. >> I bet they're even like >> They just do it themselves as like a marketing decoy. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> But yeah, it's a whole row. It's one street with like 20 warehouses on each side and each one's ████ huge. Today's video is brought to you by Uncommon Goods. The holidays sneak up fast, but it's not too early to get your shopping done and actually have fun with
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9:16 >> That came from Britain though, right? >> Oh, really? Damn. >> Ireland. Ireland, actually. Cuz they drew >> Ireland. >> Cuz they drew us like that. >> Oh, we ended up Asians ended up copying the drawing. >> Oh, we like that style. >> I've never seen a true rice hat and like Chinese calligraphy like watercolor. >> They have it, dude. >> They do. >> He's just not paying attention. >> Oh, maybe I wasn't paying attention. >> I think Ernie Ray Jr. is pretty damn Asian. >> He's pretty Asian. What? >> He always played an Asian role, didn't he? >> I felt cool, too. He >> That's what I'm saying. >> He's pretty damn cool guy. >> I remember thinking everybody who's Asian could do karate when I was a kid because of him. Cuz you're watching Ninja Turtles, too. And he's just a delivery driver. And then all of a sudden, he busts out massive karate everywhere and starts doing ninja stuff on. >> Starts sweeping dudes. >> Yeah. >> Sweeping burglars. >> Yeah. Dude, >> you know what's Asian more the Asian
10:06 than Asian? >> Illegal gambling dance. >> Oh, >> okay. It could be Irish or Italian, but not >> like that's you. It's like It seems like it's a thing of the past. >> Not even close. >> It is. And it only seems like Italians in New York. >> Like other Italians are like, "We're going to Vegas." >> You see? Yeah. You go to like Arya, right? During Chinese New Year, it looks like China in there cuz they know the gambling ████ ep or pandemic is coming. >> Dude, 50% of slot machine themes are all Chinese. >> Oh, Chinese. They don't make it ████ "Oh, Irish New Year's coming. Let's do something cool." They don't give a ████ >> The The Buffalo one. >> Buffalo beer. >> That was Nikki's grandma's favorite. >> Isn't it for centuries like Asians had a stereotype of opium ████ losers?
10:56 >> Chinese. Mainly Chinese. >> How did they shake that? >> Cuz that was like the worldwide stereotype. Like how they >> Well, I mean, I think they they just other drugs happened. >> But you remember like opium dens? Yeah, >> I remember that. >> But then that was like they had them here. >> Chinese people are pretty disciplined. >> They kicked that thing. They all like held hands and said no more. >> Damn. They ████ kicked opium. That's pretty gangster. >> It probably took generations. >> Yeah, probably. >> Yeah. >> They probably all just transitioned to like marble cigarettes at the same time. >> Oh, >> you know what? You know what's pretty Asian? >> Orthodontists. >> Mhm. >> That's pretty Asian. >> That's pretty Asian to me. I don't Oh, like almost all orthodontists are Asians? >> Really? >> I mean, I don't know if that's true, but I feel like it is. You know what's pretty Asian? >> What? >> Samo.
11:47 >> Want to some apple? >> That's That's pretty. >> What's that? >> In Rush Hour 2. You ever watch Rush Hour 2? >> Oh, right. >> Some apple. >> She's in the limousine. >> Some apple. >> Wipe yourself off. You're bleeding. >> Uh oh. You You know what's what's Asian? Technically, this is all things of this nature, but um when the ADR doesn't match the mouth in movies. >> Oh, yeah. >> Feels Asian to me. >> That's hella Asian. >> Even though it's like every international film has that >> the voice doesn't even match, too. >> Yeah. >> Hey, buddy. It's like come on. That guy doesn't sound like he's not going to sound like that. I think another Asian thing is once you get to a certain age, you go >> like your sneeze turns into some other ████ It's not a sneeze anymore. >> You know, you know what's Asian? Ken
12:37 saying guys the audio peaked when Bart sneezed. >> Tell Asian. >> Hey, who who's like the most Asian here in your opinion >> out of all the you guys? Bart. >> For real? >> What the for real? Not even proud of me. Why? Why is he That answer came so fast. >> Why is he the most Asian guy? I think Bart is a living embodiment of all those stereotypes that he talks about all the time. >> Oh, really? >> Like what? Like the stereotypes of eating seahorses. >> That's what I'm saying. He He like He ate turtle. He He >> But so he That's true. >> As a tourist, this enjoys it. >> Bard told me he actually likes stinky tofu and that he would order it if we weren't even around. >> That blew my mind. That was one of the most Asian things. >> I think I agree with Steve. I think you guys are cool. You guys are cool guys. Have cool upbringing.
13:27 >> Yeah. >> I think I think Joe was like I recently started liking Japan. So, he started really like digging into Japanese culture and and historical and stuff, right? >> Recently started liking >> like I don't know when he was like 20 or something. But I think I had a IV >> directly from the ████ Ming dynasty starting I was like ████ one years old or ████ the Matrix, you know? I'm like, "Oh, I was like, >> I had no I had I would grow up with the pigtails, dude. >> It's incomparable because like you lived at a freaking temple." >> I know. >> I'm saying, dude, his He's talking about having to go to temple, wait outside for like 9 hours and ████ >> Yeah. It's >> I didn't grow up with no wooden ass Chinese furniture with no cushions. >> Yeah. It's completely unrelatable to even >> That's true. >> Even my dad's generation.
14:18 >> Oh, wow. Like my my mom raised me the way her parents were raised. >> So it's like >> Oh, so Oh wow. >> So even my dad would be like, "What the ████ I think he needs a cell phone." And my mom would be like, "He should be on his knees for 5 hours a day to like I don't know. >> This was Tang Dynasty. >> The hell? >> That s███'s so old." >> Damn, man. Yeah. And you had every superstition pushed on to you. >> That's true. If you grew up Christian, you're already like a little bit western. >> Yeah, of course. Yeah. You know who's the least Asian of you guys? >> You are, ████ >> You think I am? >> You look like an Indian guy to me. >> That's Asian. >> Let me look that up. only that
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