0:05 So North Korea is trying to put everyone on notice. They put out this like sick karate demo basically. No way, this is new? Yeah, this is new. So >> Why does it look like it was shot in '89? Well, it's it's you know, it's video, so check it out. It's It's smoother when you when you when you when it's live. Woah, somebody just jump kick that thing? Yep. Oh! >> [snorts] >> That was impressive. Yeah. Running face walk through a brick? Yeah. Dude, those guys are pretty ripped. That's what I'm saying. It's cuz they're the only ones Did you see that? They're being hit. >> Yeah, it goes through the forearm. On the hand. Oh my god. That's some crazy ████ >> Wait. >> Wait, what? >> Told you. Dude, that fool's not
0:55 impressed at all. Oh! Damn, they just they just got that ████ That's so old. Damn, what the Yeah, Shaolin's been doing that for a while. >> spikes and hit a thing. Wait, isn't this just all Chinese stuff? >> all Chinese stuff. But they invented it, I'm sure. >> They they invented it. North Korea invented it. I wonder what the point of this is. Is this to impress the generals and impress Kim Jong-un, or is it Are they trying to impress the world? >> it's a warning to the whole world, bro. Cuz I think to the world they're like, you know we have like AR-15s, right? Like This is like Isn't Kim Jong-un is like, I invented the burrito. Remember that? I I doesn't matter how hard your skin is. We have AR-15s. [laughter] They're still doing like circus demos and ████ This is sad.
1:46 Like now they're doing ████ wushu. They're doing like ████ Segal's karate demos. I don't know. You guys are haters. This is tight. I'm not a hater. I think I think this is tight. This is tight, but what's the point? >> What's the point? If you could say it's tight and you say what's the point, then you're conflicted. It's because it's tight. No, it's This This is tight if it's by itself, but if you're like trying to scare like Navy SEALs, they're like, "We're going to smoke you and your whole family in 5 seconds." That's Isn't it a tell? If they send this ████ out, then like the other army's going to go, "Oh, it's easy then." Yeah, they're like, "What the hell?" But this is like all old ████ >> they edited all the ████ of guys going of guys getting their hands sledgehammered. They're going like, "Oh." >> [laughter] >> But everything is so like these demos are like mad old school. Yeah. They think it's sick. They don't even have TV, okay? They think it's sick, all
2:37 right? Look, dude. Jesus. Have you guys seen There's a recent like uh North Korean guy he got captured and they were interviewing him by another like Korean journalist. And his like jaw's like all dislocated cuz it probably from like an explosion or something. But it was crazy to hear uh like what his mindset was. Cuz he was saying that like most people would never be in his shoes. Most people if they're captured, they'll self-kill. Because that's like it's uh because they they worship their leader like they're like some supreme leader and whatever. And then so if you don't give your life uh for the country, then you're a ████ and then karma's going to come back tenfold. And he said, "If I had a grenade on me, I would have detonated on myself." But he was like, "I was just out of all my stuff." So he goes, "Now my life is going to be like ruined." And I'm like, "Dude, that's crazy that like
3:27 the amount of programming it took for him to think him being alive is a bad thing." Right. >> couldn't find any other way to end his life? >> This What happened to him was like he was in a firefight, whatever. Then he was unconscious. So by the time he was captured, it's already out of his control. Oh. >> Whereas he goes any any one of his colleagues would have jumped off a cliff, speared themselves, detonated a grenade. But he just he he He came to and he's in He didn't have that option. He's bound. Okay. Cuz what if that is more like this is the bodyguards of the Kim family and this is how much they'll deal with. Like they're ready to die for you. And then that's the demonstration of not only could they fight, their ████ body's made out of iron. But then for us we're looking at that like that's a karate demonstration in 1995. Yeah, yeah. Context is king. What
4:18 if we're looking at this like that's the best they got? Our best versus them. We're going to Our steel But then literally a couple weeks ago we were doing this video on like ████ National Guards do their all fat coming off the truck and stuff being like yo like some of these guys are a little you know. So what if they're looking at it like hey >> [snorts] >> bring me our worst guys. And then they had to do this ████ >> There's no way it's that. I know but >> These guys don't film stuff except intentionally. >> Cuz our real ████ So we got National Guard of course. But our real ████ we just brought that ████ president from whatever ████ country. We got That's our real ████ >> footage of it even cuz it was so sick. And then when they interviewed those guys are like dude I don't know what they used they used sonic weapons and I just started bleeding from my nose. >> Well we won't know our real ████ until 30 years and it becomes part of the public sector. Yeah and then they make movies about it and then we find out way
5:09 later. >> We don't even know. I saw Jesus and then he uppercutted me. >> [laughter] >> Who knows what kind of tech that is dude? That's crazy ████ >> But the thing that they do have over the world though one thing that they One thing they do have over the world is how ████ nuts they are. So if they had nuclear weapons they can't be coerced the same way as other countries. Yeah. Well if they had nuclear Well they do have nuclear weapons. North Korea. Yeah. So I'm saying like if they were like we're going to use it today there's not a lot of leverage really. They might just be crazy enough to do it knowing that they'll be ████ taken out too. >> Well that's what we like to say but exactly that like we know that they'll be melted instantly. They'll turn the whole thing into into glass. You know the funny thing is, you know what it looks like? An old school like karate or demonstration. So, it kind of reminds me of like old school MMA versus like new school MMA. The place where me and Joe trained at, we focused so much on
6:01 getting hit. Like our sensei would ████ kick us, punch us. New school MMA, they focus more on like not getting hit. Like missing hit. I bet you I bet you wish you you were in the new school. Exactly. I'm like that's way more effective. >> safer. These guys are focusing on you get hit and just don't say ow. Versus how about like not even taking damage like at all and then being able to return. >> [laughter] >> It's crazy. But I actually think that a lot of this stuff it's not for us. But um a lot of these countries, they have a bigger battle staying in power Oh, yeah. Yeah. And I actually think that we have this weird relationship with them where it actually makes sense to keep them in power. And so, the game is let's say like we need a threat in the
6:51 East and then we have someone to point at like oh man, watch out. That's our enemy right there. Be careful. But in behind closed doors, they have no intention to actually rid of it. Because once you rid of it, then what? >> Cuz you got to put a new guy in place. Yeah. And then you can't Now you can't build a US government and be like, "Hey man, we need all these new missiles in Korea because like ████ we got to we got to big threat. >> That's true. So, how you going to sell missiles if you don't have a threat? And then for their side, you know internally they're always struggling. That's why they have to kill off family members and whoever might take over the throne. So, I think like countries like them and how do you keep people kind of brainwashed? It's like if you don't have an America threat or anybody else, it's a peaceful country, it's open. Like he can't control the country anymore. So, I think like >> you think that video's for? For them.
7:42 For themselves? >> Yeah. I that stuff is leaked footage. It's never for us. Like a lot of it is like propaganda to keep their people in line. Oh. They have one TV channel or two, right? Everything from content to everything is about like the Kim family, how he's a god, all this ████ And I think >> 10,000 years. Yeah, and if you see a if a country bumpkin's watching that, they're like, "Dude, North Korea's Look at We're elite. Look at our soldiers. Nothing can kill them. Dude, we have super soldiers." It's like literally showing someone this thing for the first time. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like We saw all the those kinds of demos in like the '90s or whatever, and they're seeing it now. doing this and then the whole audience going >> [gasps] >> It's really sad. >> Cuz think about their elites are educated in Europe. They speak English. They're not stupid. They watch like content, right? >> the people at the top. They know like
8:33 that ain't ████ for us to to to make us tremble. We got to think about defining what really is sad, though. All right. If ignorance is bliss, and I [snorts] just barely a couple years ago learned about cuz like my my leader and my god just gave us the burrito. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're like, "Yo!" >> I'm looking at this for the first time like this is sick as ████ >> This is sick as ████ When I was watching like when when we were kids, like I think I was six or seven years old when Ninja Turtles came out. And like just watching these guys do flips, I was like, "Get the ████ out of sickest ever ever. Yeah, but also at the same time >> Sorry for the North Koreans cuz they don't know cuz we saw these in the '90s. No, no, no, no, no, no. They're ████ starving on top of that ████ A small A small group
9:23 >> You think those guys are starving? >> Not everyone. Those guys are jacked. >> North Korea North Korea as a whole I just want to double play. I think ignorance is bliss, but not when it's paired with starvation. They If they don't know they're starving, they're not starving. >> Now that I've seen this If they don't know they're starving. that I've seen this video, I'm skeptical that they're starving. Not the guy with the chains at the end. He obviously wasn't. beans a day, and then one day you get three, you're eating a buffet. You're not starving anymore. Everything's relative, okay? That's all I'm saying. There's a lot of the factors that come out of it. So, what they don't tell you is most of them go back. Isn't that crazy? >> That is crazy. Most ████ go back to the ████ >> you said that though, people in the comments said it's not true. >> [laughter] >> Well, that's like night and day. So, do they really go or Stockholm syndrome, where like you kind of like get used >> Stockholm syndrome is a thing. Is that actually true though? They actually do go back? So, the common thing >> some do. So, the common
10:14 >> But most of them do? Yeah, the So, the most of our audience are gay people. [laughter] Gay guys that are homophobic. >> big portion. Big portion. Huge portion. But But just to prove them wrong. Like, it's really true. >> So, so the So, the common thing is for the ones that do go back, um no, I don't know if it's majority. I just like saying that cuz it's funny. But for the common [laughter] thing You ruined my jokes, man. So, the common denominator Okay, so the common denominator is that uh >> [laughter] >> Let's say you defect, right? And you're like, this is ████ dope. It's a new world. I get all the food that I want, whatever. But then the depression starts kicking in because they miss their family, they don't have friends, they get picked on, they can't get a job. North Koreans aren't really liked in South Korea still. No, they're just It's just
11:05 discrimination. It's kind of like, oh, you have a northern accent. What the ████ They can't really get a decent job. They're not as educated. And then so, they're like their life is miserable. So, they're like, okay, I have materialism, and I have all this stuff. But he's like, but I miss my family. So, a lot of people that do go back, it's because of that reason. >> So, that's why they joined the Squid Games. >> read like five great books about North Korea, by the way. Really good stuff. And the biggest thing is basically North Koreans are like the kid who ran away from home. They just can't wait to go back. Shut the ████ up. I read so many books about it. Okay, you know what I I also think though? I genuinely also say without getting overly serious and too deep about the whole family thing cuz I can obviously we can understand that is that we live in a constant world of like abundance, overabundance. Agreed? Yeah. Where it's like it's so easy to be desensitized to like what somebody might consider like a
11:55 ████ five out of five meal, but it's like our regular Tuesday and we're like, "Mm, but this restaurant's better." And we just have all of this. So, of course it's easy to look at maybe what we perceive another country to have and being like, "Dude, they are starving, right?" When of course the worst rest of world looks at us and we're like, "For sure the most obese nation in the ████ planet." >> if they literally say like, "I'm a hungry." >> Yeah, yeah, no. I I agree. I'm not saying they're not. I I'm not >> [laughter] >> I'm just saying that it's it's really interesting looking at it from the most other extreme perspective probably in the entire planet. Our country is the other most extreme. >> Fast food. time to time. I got a crazy take though. Okay, so everyone knows the recipe for ha uh happiness is family, community, and like having more quality time and stuff, right? And then not as much materialism.
12:45 So, what if they genuinely are happier than us, but we look down on them because we have a lot of stuff? I That's exactly what I'm saying. I think that's a a part of it. Think about it like this, too. How many times have like like uh what's like your favorite TV show of all time? Or or movie? Uh all time TV. Game of Thrones. >> Game of Thrones. Okay. All right, imagine the feeling like wouldn't you enjoy deleting only Game of Thrones so you could rewatch it again and enjoy it? No, I just rewatch it. You Oh, never mind. I literally You can't talk to a computer about ████ >> rewatched Game of Thrones. To watch Game of Thrones again, but be starving? He's asking me >> [laughter] >> So, you're it's the way you prompt AI, right? So, he's talking about he's talking about the novel excitement that you can't have for the second or third time because you know what's going to
13:35 happen. The only the fact that we have things in a bunch >> Again without knowing the twists and turns. That's what Anthony's saying. What I So, What I'm trying to say You're going to say I'm more This is even more ████ robotic, but I actually enjoyed it the second time round cuz I picked up on all the Easter eggs. >> Okay, privileged. Okay, point is >> [laughter] >> Most people can't watch it twice. They're too busy working. Let's just go ahead and accept they're starving. Not just in food, but in culture, in media, entertainment, music, whatever ████ right? >> Yeah. The second you're given a morsel from your king must be so sick. But then what if you're They made a BURRITO FOR US. BUT but the difference that the I think why you could feel sorry for them is that they're not like Sentinel Island where they just never know the outside. They might be ████ happy not thinking that the whole world is just
14:26 These ████ have leaders that ████ know what's out there and they are eating all the ████ from out there. They're not letting them have it. That's different. Because they So, they also have people trying to escape. >> That's what I'm saying. So, they're escaping from some And they're killing you when you escape. Yeah. Yeah, but like I was reading in all these books I was reading about North Korea, when they leave home, they miss home so bad they're willing to submit themselves to those conditions once again. And a big portion of them are gay and homophobic.
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