0:05 Welcome back to another episode of Careful Boys. Nice throw. All right. Welcome back to gentlemen's edition of Careful Boys, I should say. I'm still sloppy for a gentleman. Are you sloppy? Yeah, I don't got my shirt tucked in. I got flip flops. I look like a Southeast Asian businessman. more like the character from Dante Bosco's movie. Oh, yeah. You just need to hold one of these. If you had a long fingernail, that would pull it off a little bit. Yeah, you look like you're chilling with those Vietnamese cafes uh bikini a cigarette. Nick for sure is doing security. I'm more of I think I'm more of a waiter vibe or I'll like I'll you give me your keys and Waiters don't wear blazers. Yeah. If I just had this, I would take your Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'd be a good valet guy, I think. But that's why that's why you look like security, though. That's Johnny Rockets at the
0:55 Arya. That's nice. little hat. Look at my bow tie. Come on. How come people don't wear suits anymore? They would never open up the But like a lot of people don't So silly. That's been the case always. Yeah, but like You're talking about 1930s when like the only outfits were suits. 1980s, people wore suits. 19 Even in the 90s, more people wore suits. It was more ████ normal. That was 30 years ago, man. I know. That's not that long ago. Your 1930s is an ancient time. I also think you just live in Hawaii. That's true. I also think COVID changed I also think COVID changed People used to wear suits to go on planes and ████ cuz it was considered a luxury. Now ████ pull up to the plane in pajamas. Yeah, me too. I mean I mean too, I get it. I got a My dad has a picture of him coming to America um
1:47 like getting on the plane. Yeah. With wearing a full ass Yeah. That's tight. Isn't that crazy? That is. Yeah, nobody went on with pajamas and ████ like they do today. You mean coming to America like for the first time to be an immigrant? Yeah. Yeah, my dad was like that, too. It's almost like being a in a job interview, though, right? When you immigrated over, I feel like you had to like try and fit in American mold to be like, I hope you accept me in society. You know what's one of the craziest things I've seen on a plane? So like, you know how some people when they do an international flight, they got crazy routine. Mhm. Right? Like they take off their shoes like cuz they're about to like get some REM sleep in. There's this ████ chick that was sitting here. So it's like Taika, Geo, me, this chick over here. Uh it's in business class where you can lay down. Obviously. This chick What do you mean obviously? This chick, she gets her whole ████ done, ████
2:37 about to go to sleep and all this stuff. And then she has like these sleepwear pajamas where her ████ titties are going to be What? What do you mean titties out? It was like it's like this. Oh. Like it just only covers the dark parts. Okay. What? She got hella cleavage? So she had ████ like silk pajamas Chambermaid? I don't know, but she put her shoes whatever to the side. And I'm like, okay, that I can see that guy over there. Full blown pajamas, you know, like cuz they don't want to wrinkle their suit or whatever. They put it like or their get off plane outfit. And people are just doing their whole night time routine. And I'm like, oh wow, this is interesting cuz I just sleep in I just wear whatever's comfortable. I just stay the whole way. Yeah. But there's people that are like, as soon as I get off the plane, I'm going to meet someone important or whatever, right? Okay. So I see her again like taking all her ████ ████ out taking her whole face off, all that stuff. I'm like, okay,
3:27 cool. And then by the time she knocks out, she has this ████ earplugs blanket everything's covered but her ████ titties out. Titties out? But no nipples, though. No nipples. I don't count. But no bra, either. Okay. And I'm like sitting there So hella cleavage. People don't sleep in bras. I'm sitting there What what what was what was the cup size? Probably C or D. Oh, okay. And then so I'm there and I'm like, okay. Um I want to help her. But I also don't want to tell the flight attendant like hey, you see those things? Yeah, they got to be put away. Maybe like maybe this? Cuz then I'll be the guy that's like, oh, so you noticed it. But I'm like, everybody notices. Everyone could see that ████ not and you can't really go, hey, excuse me cuz she's ████ locked the ████ out of the matrix now. She's like this. Wait, did
4:18 it come undone or it's already It's about to be. I don't know what she got. her that's her objective, is it not? Yeah, cuz what if she's advertising and you're just ████ up her game? That's an objective. You're ████ dude. Yeah. I think she was trying to She's trying to find a ████ husband, dude. She's just trying to sleep. She paid for business class seat so she can lay the ████ out with her titties out without people bothering her. That was it. I think women are pretty aware of how much tit tit is out. I don't think they don't For sure. Like they're aware of if I'm not wearing a bra. You think she's trying to sell airline ████ No. No, she's trying to get airline husband. When I'm in first class or business class, I lay down, I take my dick halfway out, and then I go to sleep. Because I'm comfortable. I know none of these ████ commoners in coach are going to bother my dick, dude. I ████ let it go, bro. Cover everything but just the dick I put the whole blanket over my face. I
5:08 lift the blanket up and take half my dick out and I lay down. That's what business class is about. Don't bother me. I I did the right thing. I just ignored it. Yeah, I think that attention is what she wanted. Here's the thing. If you're flying business class all the time, yeah, ignoring it is right thing. If you're flying normally coach and then you somehow got upgraded business class or this is your first splurge, you should indulge in everything. Including the view. Yeah. So I should have took a selfie with her? Totally. 100%. I think if her process is that extensive, of course you're going to notice if your tits are out. If she just went and didn't do anything, then I would believe maybe there's a difference. That's so funny. You would sleep like like Like who the ████ sleeps like this? I think ladies do, bro. You don't know what it's like to have titties, okay? Yeah.
5:58 Yeah, she probably just she's cursed with C or D cups. Yeah, for real. She always has to carry these things that exist and it's almost like a second identity. those curses. Oh, they're Okay. Well, then she's trying to show them off. Well, she ain't She bought those curses. She ain't trying to be a like ████ McGee, you know what I mean? Sometimes they're heavy, dude. You can't control where they go. That's what I've heard. That's what I've heard. Yeah. Also, Nick she's waiting for the right turbulence, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. I'm going to take international Stop winking at me, man. I'll take international flights to Anthony. Would you ever take that as a message, you think? You just a message. Like let's say you you're next to a girl. Like your seat B, she's C, and she's got her stuff out. Are you taking it like she wants me to get it? She needs a husband. That's what she's doing. Every All like 95% of your understanding of a person is in the first minute of
6:48 you sitting next to them. Everything Everything should tell you right then and there. Yeah, you sound like a creep to me. Titties out? Everything we say looks like Jordan Belfort because we have like these suits on. So when you said that, I'm like, dude, the seminars I'm just saying. It doesn't matter. Correct me if I'm wrong. When you when you when you sit next to a stranger on a plane, right? Especially when you go business class. across the aisle, though. She's not next to Nick. Oh, the mind YOUR BUSINESS PART? THE ████ WATCH WATCH YOUR MOVIE AND GO TO SLEEP, DUDE. It's a different country almost. No, but you can't touch the aisle, though. You can you can SHE WAS ON ANOTHER PLANE. I COULD SEE HER THROUGH THE WINDOW. SHE'S she's across the aisle. Bart's like this THE WHOLE FLIGHT. SOMEONE SHOULD WATCH HER. SOMEBODY NEEDS TO WATCH HER. I can't even get by. Like, excuse me. I can't touch her seat. You know what I mean? It's like it's like there's only four seats in the aisle. We're not imagining business class
7:38 quickly cuz he's never been on it. she was sitting next to you, bro. SHE IS SHE SHE IS NEXT to me. So like like this next to you? No, like like this. Like you know how the aisle is? THAT'S THAT DOESN'T COUNT. BUT HER TITTIES ARE THAT'S ADJACENT. That's adjacent. Her ████ titties are OUT, THOUGH. BRO, EAT YOUR EAT YOUR CHARCUTERIE BOARD. WORRY ABOUT YOUR FAMILY. EAT YOUR ████ CRACKERS. DON'T WORRY ABOUT YOUR KIDS, MAN. Bart the whole flight talking to Geo. He's like, I think someone should tell her about Like I just don't think that's cool. But he can't stop looking at his ████ I mean, what am I Am I supposed to tell somebody to to do something or no, just leave it alone? Yeah, man. Watch your tits out, homie. Especially when you got your wife and kid next to you. Leave it the ████ alone. I did. I did. That's what I did. Get your old blanket and ████ toss it over her titties. I watched movies the whole time. Pull Geo's titties out. No, I just watched
8:29 movies the whole time and then I slept I slept like this. He was looking over He slept toward her titties. You should tell Geo, hey Geo, I think all the girls are supposed to have their tits out. IN FIRST CLASS, THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO. LIKE YOU KNOW, YOU SEAT UP, put your table tray up. All women. I don't know. It's a business class thing. I think I think it's a Eva Airways thing. I think everyone does that. Should be like when in Rome. Yeah, dude. You should get all the girls titties out. crossed the international line. Everybody needs to do it now. That's ████ hilarious. It was an interesting ass flight because there's this old ████ Chinese man in the top corner. Half dick out, named Tim. Every time this ████ stood up, four other ████ burly white dudes stood up at the same time. What? What are you talking about? His security? Yeah. But in all corners of the Like air
9:19 marshals? Weird. know, but when we landed, so we came back to the states and we landed to the states, this guy bypassed all the ████ What's the ████ Clear Eyes ████ customs Clear Eyes? What are these called? Is it called Clear? No, no, no. The other one. The one where they go TSA? Yeah, Clear. Cuz they partnered with Visine. That's why it's confusing. It's a brand deal. VISINE PRESENTS CLEAR. HE BYPASSED all that and put the all the four buff ████ white guys you mean? So he just walked straight to the TSA? What if it's a prisoner a prisoner transport? Yeah. It could be. You know how they do that? But in business class? I don't know who that was. a very good prisoner, though. He didn't have to stand up to go to the bathroom. prisoner the Four other white dudes stood up immediately. Chinese guy? Yeah. Weird. I saw that dude and this ████ titties on my desk a crazy flight. How
10:09 long were you going? Where is the My assumption he's being extradited from from Taiwan to America. I was coming back from Taiwan. Interesting. He owes money to the government. Four white dudes? Titties and ████ security. four burly white dudes. Were they all sitting business class? They're all sitting there. to buy a business class ticket. That was here with Tulsi. Yeah, like four of those ████ It was like Zangief's. Yeah, like four of those Zangief's. They had to buy business doing their podcast with their friends who are like, "Yo, there's this ████ buff Asian that was sitting next to me." Kept staring at this this girl's titties. Yeah, he was security guard for her. She was an only fans model. My security had to work around the clock cuz this dude was staring at me. I don't know what he was going to do. You guys remember that pervert from that Someone should do something about that.
10:59 I couldn't tell if he was perverted or disapproving. That was a long one, dude. What a weird flight. That is a weird flight. How long is that flight? Like 16 hours? I like how Bars is waiting for us to agree with him and be like, "Yeah, dude, you should have covered her boobs. Cover her. I'm going to tell the flight attendant to do her job." But I kept checking throughout the flight and the titties were up the whole flight. checking for 16 hours. Okay, so what happened when Bars is like I can't believe what's going on. Can you believe THIS ████ LIKE CAN YOU believe it? A a lock-in a lock-in for a movie. Movie's over. Yep, still out. I'm like, "All right, you know what? Let's go Just check every 15 minutes. Eat, ████ I'm going to take a ████ 7-hour, go to sleep. Wake up. Yep, look at that. What's going on? Still there. Still same position. have her meals? Was she knocked out the whole time? She was She was out. She was out the whole
11:50 I mean What were the color of her socks, Bart? Huh? Yeah. Eyes are down here, buddy. Yeah. I was looking at her socks. Do you think cuz they're like bait? Could it be like a nefarious bait thing? Like what if that's Like sky ████ Sky ████ Yo, what if she was she knew that the billionaire was going to be there so she was hoping she could attract the bait. Or what if the billionaire need needed eyes off of him? So he Decoy. Because it's Jack Ma. A a D cup coy. D cup coy's fire. That's great. D cup He likes it. Okay, he likes it. Good. He's smiling at you. You guys like roll with them, too. I like it. I think there's better energy in here. Thank you, Tim. You know what Tulsi could do? Double decoy. If someone has half their dick
12:40 out, how do you know that's only half? Damn. Like which half depends Yeah, depends How do you know that that's literally one half? Only from the balls. I pull 80% of it out and tell people to take it. I have just the tip tucked in. I'm like, "I got half my dick out, guys." Wait, you have a tuck in so it's out like this like a U-turn? Yeah, yeah, you know like, "Oh, I got my dick cleavage out." And you pull like you pull like you're like, "Oh, this is just half." But really my dick my tip is ready to spill out. It's it's busting out, dude. So for you it's from the bottom up. He pulls the base out. If I was Yeah, base out, yeah. If I was if I was doing a dick Do you think the guy's version of a nipple is the dick head? That's got to be blurred. Yeah. The dick head I think just the just the head? You blur the base and you see the head, you see it, don't you? They're the base of it. No, that's true. No one blurs the base
13:30 of it. It's more mysterious to know like are they circumcised or not? That's the question, huh? That's the question. Yeah, but it's if it's TV all parts of the dick are getting blurred, though. You know what I'm saying? Do you think we'll get there in society where it's just the tip? I wish dick cleavage was a thing, dog. I would have my ████ dick cleavage out all the time, bro. of it do you think is the hot part? he's saying the cleavage. Yeah, like the So like tip like tip. No, like not tip. I'm tipping base. The base. I have base out, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. You mean where the gooch is? No, no, no. Basically your dick. Gooch out only? Where the pubes connect to the shaft. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. On the back side or the front side? If this is your penis like this part would just be out, you feel me? X, Y, or Z axis? Holy ████
14:20 That was the best unexpected question. I see. I see. That'd be cool. Yeah. That'd be cool. But you know like you pull your pants down a little bit and you see the pubes pubes and then you go a little bit you go a little bit down a little bit more and then you see this. The pubes cleavage. Exactly. Just that right there. The little Was it in your mouth? That's a new even better cleavage cuz the camera doesn't go like here. Yeah. The pubes. You know how like side breast is like kind of nice. Side breast. You can bring it up a lot. Bottom breast, bottom dick. Side breast. Yeah, I just imagine like side side shaft, you know? Like if that was so sexually hot, that would be fire. That'd be cool, man. You would just be wearing shorts that were like they would be like, you know? Yeah. It'd be kind of fire. It's a fashion thing. Everything like the clothing that'll be made for that just looks gay in my mind.
15:12 Right now. be called gay for sure. I mean you can't even wear you know like T-shirts gay guys would like it. body and all that like it just looks like those outfits, you know like mesh shirts like guys that have Yeah, like assless chaps. Or like Do you think assless chaps is gay? Pretty gay. Where it's like ████ pants with a dick just showing and then like Yeah, it's kind of Not going to lie when like there was like when I kind of realized girls were very they would look at your dick print in sweats and ████ you know, in my life I would be like, "All right, if I'm wearing sweats today, I can't wear it the tight boxer briefs. I got to wear boxers so that I would have more print, you know what I'm saying?" So like my print would just be more pronounced cuz what if I ran into somebody who happened to look down looking for a print, you know what I'm saying? So The boxer briefs makes it look real smooth. Sometimes I got three rubber
16:02 bands. I get three rubber bands and I wrap my dick around it so it pops more. Yeah. That'd be cool if there was a Lululemon men's where like it was only tight at your dick and the rest of it's like baggy. Yeah, that's not a bad idea. Cuz when I wear tights, it almost makes me a drag queen and it tucks my dick in. Tucks it all the way, yeah. Why you wearing tights so often? Yeah, where do you go for that? When I used to wear tights. What was your life like before? I was a fitness guru. Huh. You have photos? ████ yeah, dude. I used to be ████ ripped. Delivery was Delivery was fire. That delivery was so You didn't You didn't have to say ████ else. That was great. I was a fitness guru.
16:55 I'm a master. That was so good. Thanks. Thanks. Thank you.
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