0:00 [Music] um the uk is about to introduce a cyber flashing law that makes sending unsolicited photos of genitals a crime wow like what happens on omegle and stuff when you're on those random chats unsolicited dick pics yeah you know like chat roulette oh you don't know who you're gonna talk to and then it just randomly turns on it's just a guy's dick or when you're on that airplane everybody's air drop that's on the plane you just drop your dick pic have you ever done that no what a blessing those people got them you know what i like to do when i'm at concerts and i see people recording the concert and i think that's annoying i just air drop them hell of ████ and it cancels their recordings i also think that's annoying they don't know it's you and they go oh ████
0:50 [Laughter] he doesn't go to watch concerts he just ████ the kids next time you're at a concert and the guy in front of you ████ holding it up like this just air drop them hella ████ right in front of your face and then they just go with the flesh if they're like blocking exactly the view yeah dude just air drop that ████ that's really good easy antidote concert did you do that at i gabby had a scholar you know what that is now no i don't i'm lost on that one was just an influencer homie so cyber flashers could face jail time under revised sexual assault legislation in the uk uh in england and wales there's currently no specific offense against cyber flashing while indecent exposure can see people forced to sign the sex offenders register and serve a maximum of two years in prison
1:41 in scotland it's an offense to cause a person to look at a sexual image without their consent and the crime was added to its sexual offenses act more than a decade ago cyber flashing is the sending of unsolicited obscene images to strangers over any form of online messaging whether it be whatsapp or facebook or transferring them to another person's phone using bluetooth services like airdrop on iphones i like that it's cool the latter has become increasingly common especially for women on public transport how do they catch them see that's how like it's like if you get a dick pic you're like ah ████ man and then you look at their camera some ████ troll with a fake like anime dude or whatever and you're like how do you even trace this ████ and see who the ████ did this to you they i doubt they can that's true huh so how do you even like know it's their dick
2:31 it doesn't have to be right it just has to be a dick yeah a dick yeah because they could or genitals sorry we got to be inclusive here just genitals all kinds of drinks yeah because girls are sending their vagina pics to everyone what if it's like a ████ vitruvian man or like a leonardo da vinci painting yeah yeah i think that's art i think that's classified as the difference but if you zoom just into the dick of the leonardo da vinci vitruvian man it's a dick that's a dick pic what about belly what about belly button region belly button to kneecap i think there's got to be like a percentage ratio of the body for it to still be like anatomy there has to be face in it at least yeah at least yeah identifiable face so you know with the dick yeah with the dick this seems like a crime that's only like punishable if the guy admits it was him really airdrop will say your name usually i bet you could find him oh yeah right but then like you'd have to stay around for the cops to get there
3:21 and be like i am steve i did it i'm sleeping but if you just ████ run like that's it you're gone out of the situation do you think the guys that are sending dick pics on public transportation are thinking that forward though nah or do you think they're getting the same the same adrenaline rush as like a a um that's like kind of has to like kind of wait there and bait like a modern day trench coat flasher i think so cause it's on the bus and he sends me his dick and it's like did i see the picture from nick except i could screenshot that right and now we're on the bus still for like another 20 minutes now i can notify the authorities you gotta stop the bus and check everyone's penis literally says it's from you but how do you know who's who's that person like they'd have to say that's my name that's true because it's not next to the picture right if they really wanted to they could probably look up like the metadata yeah they could probably figure that out but then you'd have to be
4:11 voluntarily done in a free country you couldn't they wouldn't be able to get a warrant to look at your phone it almost seems like it's just a big symbol to warn all these men yeah but ultimately i doubt they can ever not gonna stop me it's like the gun arms right there this is a gun-free zone criminals are bringing guns into gun free zones right gun-free zone for sure so you think this is not going to stop this epidemic no i think it's a step in a good direction that like shows a lot of you know initiative it'll make some people think twice i think it's something that some politicians gonna feel like it helped his election if he says he's for that but i highly doubt you can slash it's one step in the direction of acknowledging that that's the new thing right yeah that's so true it's like cyber flashing if you would have said that to a boomer they're like what the ████ right what about if you send a
5:02 picture of that big black dude with a big giant dick oh the guy on the side of the bed that is art again everyone everyone saw that dick especially through the pandemic like crazy so if you're gonna say big pics guys out there just send that picture that was like the modern day like when you hide this my most recent one i got i still got sent one it was like my friend was like oh ████ look at this crazy like ukrainian bombing and then there's like a building right and you just see a mystical right before it hits is the ████ black guy dude i heard his family was like super upset that it was going around everywhere and they were trying to ask people not to post his he took the picture he passed away right yeah oh but he's the one that took the picture but he's not even alive that's even that's somewhat funny but that's
5:55 yeah but his family who has to live through that does kind of suck well that's like beethoven and i got more famous than after he passed away or something it wasn't a dick pic of beethoven they appreciated him more after he says he has a big smile in that picture he looked happy he wanted that picture it's not like oh no they got a sex tape of me an intimate moment he was proud like he was like he was confident yeah he was like if you're packing that dude i'd be confident too i'd never wear pants you know me neither but i would though i would wear just really high basketball shorts it's just it's always picks up [Laughter] just look like if it dangles out are you gonna be like that's your fault you saw it yeah [Laughter]
6:45 i don't even feel it i love that we're just talking about the psychology of this dude's dick pic that everyone knows yeah yeah because that that basically means you can't send that anymore [Laughter] oh that's not i don't like this law anymore yeah so far it's in the uk you know what i mean america is the land of freedom of dick pics you know you don't get a shovel because i still i still like getting like rick rolled by that picture got to know your audience dude these guys are so different when it comes to unsolicited i think that guy's bigger than the uk too you think he's huge i think he's big in general yeah he's worldwide he's mr worldwide there's a british equivalent of that guy in the uk who is it one of the princes i don't know quite ginger dude do you think do you think um are women send an unsolicited genitalia
7:35 ████ way i got sent most by uh a woman no no no no not that and she knows what i'm talking about company chat too not jk not that dick i'm just saying like uh in the same way that somebody might be like actually perverted and doing cyber flashing or or a trench coat flash right it's usually like i don't know any women that want to do that because i think uh the appeal for most people to flash or do something like that is probably like a power thing isn't it yeah i think a lot of guys actually it's a reaction thing and i feel like if girls if that was a girl's mindset she want to get a reaction of a guy and she showed her like it almost feels like gynecological when they do it yeah kind of like a lot like they're asking does everything look okay like well if a guy gets a ████ pic right they're
8:25 not gonna go oh yeah they're gonna go women can't weaponize that the way men can the women if that means yeah cause i think guys and girls will both respond the same way to an unsolid unsolicited dick pic they'll look at it yeah i might smile a little bit and be like what is this i'll do that oh my god you sent this to me this is it go in my mouth no that's disgusting i would wait till i get home and then do i do that you put your phone in your mouth it's definitely a weird ████ thing both ways do you know girls that like dick pics no he's like can you send me their number i know girls that like so no most girls don't don't like dick pics most guys don't like dick pics of like their homies actual day exactly right do you have any crazy military penis stories military because you're not in the military it is pretty open sometimes and
9:16 people some people are crazy sounds like you do though no no no i'm just saying like i'm sure he knows let us know quan yeah you don't have any military penis stories a lot of crazy what's your top military penis story oh he's a guest i just want to hear you give him something to work on yeah i'll share it i'll share if you share it he has special operations penis stories oh he's he's got a tattoo of his homie on his ass you know oh yeah that's right oh you do he showed us his ass last time do you have any penis stories nobody does no i mean like like just like people are just open so like we had a guy at mos school he had like like a nine inch dick and as when as soon as we started taking showers and stuff he just thought it would be funny if he starts chasing after people trying to put his dick in people's butt so it's just everyone that's pretty funny that's what shaq did right out of nowhere it's just running
10:07 and he's just like this and everyone's like oh what the ████ and he just knows it's big it's just ████ it's like nine inches flaccid did you ask to hold it ████ no is that your thing is that what you wanna like you knew a fireman's grip with it you said shaq does that i think shaq did that how did they know that and i think there were interviews about it later on sportscenter uh yeah the lakers were talking about it from back in the day what about you dude did you have any crazy military i'm trying to relate so i'm not alone no i just know there's funny stories all the time that's why i remember boot camp uh my um bunk bait was his name was bird probably like a six foot eight black guy that he was like a reformed uh gangster went to be a a pastor and then he joined
10:57 the military but you know how they push you in the shower when you're all butt naked and until you get to get into a corner yeah like dick to ass yeah his dick definitely grazed my chin he was like six eight like i'm like five four like running into the shower pushing the corners like oh ████ oh my god did he look at you and lick his lips i actually never told anybody after that but you know i was like nothing happened [Laughter] holy ████ to be funny yeah to be funny well he didn't even need to jump probably he just ████ just sat down probably feels like the bottom bunk to him i like the nonchalant stories like you know where they push you in the corner in the shower all but naked together yeah that part's the one that
11:47 we know do they do that and holds you guys down for showering no but you play games and stuff is it like uh like about everyone get in the ████ what is the shower called the head or no yeah yeah everyone get in the head right now so everyone's like running in there like full sprint and then turn on the hot water right now so it's scalding hot everyone turn on the cold water right now that's extremely cold get the ████ outside right now now you're in the dirt ████ doing push-ups but naked go back inside you're scrubbing each other right now you're putting soap on each other these games sound fun is it co-ed right no no no no no so like every in boot camp every time you're supposed to do something is a chance to ████ with you you know what i mean so like wow okay we're gonna brush our teeth by the ████ numbers everyone squeeze ████ toothpaste and like get in this guy's oh this guy's not putting up toothpaste and it's like ████ toothpaste now you got toothpaste all up in your eyes brush your ████ teeth and you're like oh
12:38 i'm so ████ sorry why the ████ would i join this ████ damn is that still something you want to do but it's just not so i think that's like you had me at naked it's non-stop so it's like the minute you wake up even when you pee so you have like 60 seconds to pee and there's 90 people and maybe only 20 stressful only like 20 urinals so you got people you're like tripling up three people to a urinal or you got a guy taking a ████ i really have to go and someone's just peeing right right through because you don't have time so you you learn to be very efficient that's pretty cool though which is why you get really open i'm like there's a ton i know there's a lot of penis story right because after that it's like you guys go through you're like oh okay i understand like the like the world construct that you have of like what is comfort and whatever you're like oh everything's comfort it's
13:28 actually pretty cool most things are comfortable dude they mean the chin with it [Music] you
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