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Horror Film Made Without Permission on Disney Property

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0:05 Welcome back to another episode of Careful Boys. We got Nick and Jason. WOOHOO. [applause] I just wanted to share this uh short story because I thought it was a pretty cool thing. Uh I always believe the opposite would happen in this case, but there was this group that had uh covertly filmed an entire movie uh at Disneyland >> and they like >> Yeah. They wanted to film this horror movie and like do it on the property of Disneyland secretly over the course of over the course of like so much time. I forgot how long it took them. Yeah. And they just kept uh kind of just like secretly doing these like shots and scenes and and they were able to achieve it. And then uh the crazy thing is that they were um you know obviously if you do if you mess with Disney in any way they're just going to crush you, right? They're gangsters. >> Yeah, that's kind of what I thought too.

0:55 And then um so this like film they were banking on it being huge because of the attention it would receive. Like everyone would be like, "Oh my god, how' they get away with that?" and stuff. And they assumed that Disney would come after them trying to suppress it and crush it, which would just make the film even bigger. Uh, but Disney was able to actually make the whole thing go without anyone hardly noticing. >> What? >> Yeah. >> Crazy. >> With monies. >> That's what I thought. What do you think? How do you think they did it? >> I think the content of the movie sucks so bad that they didn't need to do anything. [laughter] >> Oh my god. That could be it. That could very well be it. >> Yeah, there's that, too. >> You know, Disney's been failing, so maybe they're like, "We need to pivot. We need [laughter] it on Disney Plus.

1:45 >> Well, here's a crazy thing. They they made this movie and released it in 2013 and no none of us knew >> what >> nobody knew. >> Oh, did they buy it and can it? >> Dude, that's also what I thought. >> No. >> No, dude. All they did was nothing at all. So that's what >> because Disney figured out that they were relying on the backlash in order to like they were they were banking on the fact that like oh Disney won't let us show you this. But Disney acted like it didn't even ████ exist and no one cared. >> Holy ████ >> Yeah, that's it. No response from Disney. Disney was never like oh, you know, we don't want anyone watching that or whatever. They didn't even They just acted like it didn't never happen. >> That means the movie probably was also wasn't that good. >> It also wasn't that good. But then that's that's how you know that they were relying more on that publicity. >> And like and when you look at the

2:35 trailer, you're like, "Yeah, it kind of looks ████ anyway." >> I mean, this is how the movie looks. It's It's um I'm not going to play. >> Oh, in Sundance. >> Sundance. >> Yeah. But then again, no one car. It showed at Sundance. Nobody cared really. We never heard of it. You know what I mean? >> Yeah. >> It's just B-roll at Disney. >> Unlike anything you've seen before. >> But why do they call it a Walt Disney Company? >> What do you mean? >> Like it's by Walt Disney. Like the first frame was like by a white Walt Disney company. Like they made it seem like it was from Walt Disney. It looks like ████ though. [laughter] Yeah, it looks pretty ass. Yeah. >> Epcot Center is the bad guy. What the ████ >> I think it looks pretty cool. [laughter] >> Yeah. But isn't that isn't that remarkable that like none of us ever even heard anything about it? >> Yeah. >> How'd you find it? Because I think the

3:27 story of it being um about how Disneyland was able it's like the the story now from this whole thing is like how Disney was able to crush a film that was made on their property and then when you read about it you're like oh they just crushed it by not even caring. >> Yeah play into the rage bait. >> The story of how they did that is greater than the actual movie itself. Like do >> you guys ever see things unfold cuz we know behind the scenes ████ right? Like when people take the rage bait and you're like you just made them even more famous. >> Yeah. Exactly. >> Like you just they you played into the ████ tricks by responding. >> Yep. >> Yeah. That's pretty much which makes it interesting because I think like we're all so used to Disney taking the highest form of litigation whenever anything's a threat. >> But how many more of these have been happening all the time that like they're

4:17 choosing to be like, "No, that's not big enough to even you know what I mean?" and it and it just crushes it that way. That means like legally they must have a pretty good scope of like when it's time to really bring out the guns and when these are the guns, you know, >> or how did they even find out that that was the gameplay and then they're like, "Okay, well, we just won't help you get big." >> Yeah. >> Do you think it's when they actually watch the content and they're like, "Oh, this is too good, bro. We got to stop this s███." >> Maybe. >> Or they watch the movie and they're like, "Garbage. [laughter] >> We It's not even a threat." >> Probably. Yeah. Maybe. Yeah. Maybe they were like, "Oh, it looks like the only thing they have going for them is that they filmed it in Disneyland." Like, it's not even a good thing. It's not like when Randall Park did the uh the TV show in IKEA. >> Oh, >> do you know about that? >> No. >> Yeah. So, like back in the day before Randall Park was even like famous, they

5:07 did um an IKEA like soap opera. >> Yeah. >> And they filmed it all in in IKEA. >> What? >> Yeah. That's cool. >> Over like different periods of time. >> Yeah. That's tight. Oh, maybe that is IKEA Heights. That's what it's called. Yeah, they did all of this in IKEA. >> That looks better already. >> I had that nightmare again. >> The one where I poison you? >> No, the one about my brother. >> Oh, James. >> The noise in the back. [laughter] >> I digging up old ghosts. >> What good are ghosts if they don't haunt you? >> Maybe you should go to work. >> Yes, my dear. >> And you'll be keeping busy today. I'm sure I'll find something to [snorts] entertain me. After all, this is IKEA Heights.

5:57 >> See, already that's way better. >> That's [laughter] already way better. Oh, the intro. What the heck? >> Yeah, it's already so sick. And that's the bit that it's like in IKEA, the office furniture. That's a pretty big cast, dude. >> Yeah. >> The fact that Randle Park did this so long ago, too. >> Yo, that means they had to run around there with a big camera. >> Yeah. [laughter] >> Or a camcorder. >> Yeah. And nothing happened because of that. IKEA didn't come after them or anything, I don't think. But they had like a whole like there's so many episodes, >> dude. 99 Ranch are haters. They always came after us. >> Oh, yeah. Every What do you mean always? They always every time you

6:47 >> they would let us film in there. >> Oh, that's right. Cuz you guys used to film in there. >> So much love. But they always want to ████ work with Wong Fu. [laughter] >> No filming. No filming. >> What was the thing? What was the thing you filmed in there? What was it called? >> Uh it was um it was like ████ Superman or something. [laughter] >> ████ Superman. >> It was uh there was one where like Bart his evil character. No, it was like handicapped Superman or something like that. It's called ████ Superman. >> Oh, [laughter] it was something. It was like It was like some It was like something superheroes. It was like reject superheroes. Just kidding films. I don't know. >> Why are we even looking at this? [laughter] >> But um there was a there was a part where I'm Superman and he's China man and he's an evil villain and I was

7:38 >> China. >> Yeah. [laughter] >> I'll probably never find it. Type in like Superman China man. Um, just kidding films. >> Let me just go on your actual channel and try to find it. >> Superman China Man >> and then um >> and then >> Superman. >> China man. >> Hollywood goofs up heroes. >> Yeah, that one. >> That's when you >> in a world where heroes are no longer true. >> Oh, yeah. Look. >> So that's >> No, that's Ralph. [laughter] >> But we we went through we went through 99 Ranch. We got kicked out of 9 hours. [laughter] ████ >> in front of everybody. Damn. >> Nobody going to beat you down.

8:34 >> Oh my god, dude. [laughter] >> ████ Help me. Help me. Help me. Get out of my store. >> My store? Ralph's [laughter] >> now. We're in 99 Ranch. >> OH, >> WE WERE IN 99 Ranch first and we got kicked out. We just put it in uh like and re rearrange >> it. Looks like Hong Kong supermarket. >> Rearranged the edit. >> Oh my god, dude. Maybe that's why he want to work with you guys doing this at an Asian store back then. >> Frowned upon, dude. Oh, that was night night right now. Oh [laughter] my god. [laughter]

9:24 >> Bro, you guys are bunch of menaces. [laughter] >> Holy ████ You're just going through everything. This >> You remember what this paw used to look like? This empty now. The little lady screamed. She probably thought she was getting robbed. There's two people jumping in. >> Stop crying, criminal. [laughter] >> Oh my god. >> You criminal. >> You guys are nuts, man. >> You guys are actually crazy. >> [laughter] >> It's time for you to [laughter] >> dude. Superman's a redhead. What's going

10:15 on, dude? >> No, I'm down syndrome. Superman, [laughter] >> you have Down syndrome in this Chinese [laughter] kung fu. Do you have a plan ending while you're doing this? >> We're just going, dude. Unscripted. >> Unscripted. [laughter] >> It's coming [laughter] for strong. >> That's so crazy. >> Oh my god, dude. See this stuff, Bart? >> Is this cringe? [snorts and laughter] Yeah, it was crazy. I don't know what we're thinking, man. [laughter] >> I think it's time to put these on

11:05 ████ YouTube shorts. >> So, when before you would do something like this, what would be the dis What the hell's happening here? That's a regular dude just sitting there. >> Yeah, he's our friend. >> Oh, but like how would you go about talking about this before you do them? You're just like I It just comes to you like a epiphany. >> Yeah, we're just like I'mma be ████ uh Down syndrome Superman. And [laughter] then you have to fight crime. >> Uhhuh. >> For the good of the world. And um that's that's it, dude. And as we're like thinking of the idea, we're just like filming it. >> Oh my god. >> That old lady was like Superman. >> So who kicked you out of 99 Ranch? Like who ACTUALLY THEY'RE LIKE GET OUT. GET OUT OF HERE. THE >> CHINESE LADIES [laughter] no filming. She said China man can't be in here.

11:55 Yeah, man. This is a crazy era. >> That intro was very good. >> So, there was a period in JK we started scripting everything. >> Oh. >> Um, this was before that. This one I think we just [laughter] >> This one I think we just go like, "Yo, let's I think we're just making it up on the spot." >> Damn, man. >> And hopefully we have something to cut together, >> dude. To think like back then. >> Yeah. 240k >> views, man. >> Holy ████ >> Who wrote this? Hollywood goofs up a hero once again. The Last Airbender who is supposed to be Asian is now a weird-l lookinging human. >> I don't even know. [laughter] This was our way of getting back at like, "Oh, you want to ████ up Asian character? We're going to ████ up your characters." And we end up having a Chinese man. for.

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